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A very eligible single dude is recruiting. All who are qualified are to pls forward their cv 2 d address below. Job title: girlfriend Job description: cleaning, servicing and maintainin of d dude's every every. Job Qualifications: applicants must b females b/w d ages of 19 & 29, goodlooking, must b b/w 5.2 & 5.9 foot tall, nice and well behaved,. Can b fair or dark in complexion, can b 4rm any part of d world (being nigerian will b an added advantage). must speak english correctly, must possess at least a C in bedmatics, a B in kitchenetics and a B in housekeeping. Salary: very attractive and will b reviewed every 3 months N.B. Successful applicants with proven abilities stand d chance of becoming wife. Applicants are 2 send a copy of their c.v 2 my P.M

We've all been told wrong answers by adult delibrately or indelibrately when we were children pls post ur questions and their answers. I'll go first. I remember one day after seeing d nigerian coat of arms on T.V before a super eagles match in d 90s, i asked my elder brother why d eagle was used on d coat of arms. He told me it is becos d eagle is d most powerful bird in d whole world. Dat it can fly 2 heaven and return 2 earth with ease. Dat no country can defeat nigeria in a football match becos of d eagle. POOR ME. I believed it 100% & fell in love wit d eagle. I reminded d guy a couple of years back and he completely denied it. Whats ur story?

larride: No
What are you doing awake yourself?

how i go take answer yes or no 4 dis one. C.o.w. U agree?

drnairalov: THE GREATEST JOKE OF ALL TIME nd since u acually looged in to view this...thanks, U re a very Fugly person..ah u re still reading, goat ok no probs[b] 1....2.......3[/b] here's a message 4 u sha 4 wasting ur time It's kinda funny how in 2010 and 2011 people were freaking out about[b] 2012[/b]. Now it's 5 months from December and no one gives a shit .

thunder fire u 4 this nonsense. May God richly increase ur level of m.a.d.n.n.ess.. G.O.A.T

drnairalov: THE GREATEST JOKE OF ALL TIME nd since u acually looged in to view this...thanks, U re a very Fugly person..ah u re still reading, goat ok no probs[b] 1....2.......3[/b] here's a message 4 u sha 4 wasting ur time It's kinda funny how in 2010 and 2011 people were freaking out about[b] 2012[/b]. Now it's 5 months from December and no one gives a shit .

thunder fire u 4 this nonsense. May God richly increase ur level of m.a.d.n.n.ess.

Febian60: 08065026942. Praise Blossom. 20 yrs old. Need a girl 19-26 years old for a relationship. I digg olda girls. Call me. O! I live in sapele,delta state. Cool headed and nice guy. Cool girl who has good sense of humour,must be nice.

u 4 just put ur c.v. And a map.

@OP Hope u nor dey collect d numbers 4 bulk sms. Cos my number dey crash bulk sms gateway o. Anyway 07066960704 + i live in PH.

#YAWNS# some of dis pics dey make sleep catch me.

I'll start with being friends. Then, who knows.....?

I need well groomed urhobo female friends in port harcourt. Interested? PM Me.

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Flavor = Okwa flavor N'abania
Eedris = Oko Ashawo Abdulkareem
Duncan Mighty = Wenne Mighty Meca Meca

More to come.

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