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tuface n pls dnt ask me why ooo

pasqal09: @onyichic, Madam, u don buy market today

no be small mkt my broda.

ba7man: Prior to my first real bash, I only used to scratch cars which I'd clean with break oil.

It happened after years of experience when confidence (over-confidence) had set it.

I could send texts, eat a packed meal, scroll through my phone, change radio stations/tracks..........So i decided to add "people watching" to the list of things i could do at the steering wheel.

It was those types of slow traffic that you used your 1st gear and 2nd mostly so while in it, I noticed this pretty lady, smartly dressed driving beside me. She noticed me too and we began exchanging side glances.

I looked ahead, the car in front of me had started moving so i accelerated moderately thinking it would flow for a while........I just looked sideways again to see if she was keeping up....no she wasn't and as i looked front again, the car in front of me had stopped years ago........with me accelerating towards it.

Pressed my breaks hard......too late.....BAMMM!!!.......Bonnet crumples.....

I got out to inspect the damage and to pacify the man i rear ended......she drove past.....she no even look my side sef........quite painful.

eyyaaa sori u had to learn d hard way.if u see beyonce dey pass sef u go first park 4 side b4 u luk her way

pasqal09: Nairaland is filled with assholes of different calibre

very correct,only d tough can survive d insults here

Ogbakolo: [i][/i] u must be an urgly girl beautiful girls dnt date guys dat has no job, step up ur games and continue to be a proper Nigerian girl . prostitute

if u dnt hv anytin to say jst quietly wakapass witout spewing nonsense.so u tink ugly girls dnt deserve gud tinz abi?

if i lyk u i lyk u job or no job.i rily lyk dis guy n he doesnt hv a job yet but read architecture n he a post grad student at d moment.well d problem is he doent wanna date me.its not abt d money or job its abt how u feel n d character of d guy.

[quote author=Abel's concept]I do most of these points listed here unconsciously. I say, YES! Hug her always it bonds you two together faster (that's if you want the relationship to last oo ). Take a leaf today and borrows some points from the op, and watch how you relationship will change for the better.

I've always wanted to be considered special by the opposite gender due to the fact that most girls think that, what every guy wants is to get under their pant (of course, that one follow ) hence I've to prove the girl wrong first by applying the GOLDEN RULE: which says "seek love first, and every other thing will come your way without asking".

Stop!!! I know you(guys) believe that almost every girl is interest in your money. While the answer is a yes and no. Yes! Because she needs financial security (at least a guy who can provide when the going gets tough), and No! Because she understands that she cannot completely depend on you and will rather support you when you're down as well (for some ooo8).

At op. nice post. Just to add few more points form experience;
1. Walk her home every time you had a date with her.
2. In the midst of her friends whisper into her ears (she'll love it).
3. Once in a while cook a nice meal.
4. Once in a while run a hot bath for her and possibly join her to
have it.
5. Give her a full body messaging (do not try anything funny just
the message).
6. Ensure mutual satisfaction anytime you guys are having
the...... (guys see me later).[/quote]

soo funny bossforever but na true sha all na bashing.tank God u no hit anybody

wande coal's ololufe hands down.i luv dat song

had mine on saturday i crashed into a tree.had a bleeding nose n chest pain.i had to go for chest x ray ystday n thankfully no damage but it still hurts.d car is with d panel beater now. So lets hear ur stories