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really lame write up

despite d fact I dnt like mark I will still vote for him because I dnt trust this onjeh guy.the way d tiv pple r soo interested in this election really suprises me n makes me wonder wat akume has up his sleeves.luk at d way he controls ortom n has hijacked Benue state imagine how he will suck dis onjeh guy n d idoma pple.ortom has failed in my opinion with not paying salaries for months,no developmental project,crazy tax up n down.ortom will be worse than suswam.

so sad cos I knw d lady who died in d accident,really shocking wen we heard of her death dis evening.she was a vibrant lady n full of life everytime u see her in church.rest in peace DR Mrs Regina Odeh.may God give ur kids d strength to bear this huge loss.

am dating a guy who is really nice n sweet,also kind hearted,very brilliant,doesn't HV much frnds,isn't d hanging out type,doesn't drink nor smoke,luvs to play video game like crazy,luv football a lot,quiet but talks wen necessary.he keep a dairy on his Fone, doesn't say d I luv u but tries wit d I miss u part.I knw he is an introvert n I luv him like DAT.

jkpretty:
Hi, @onyichick i downloaded tubemate and it worked, you are a life saver. Hi, @onyichick i downloaded tubemate and it worked, you are a life saver.

u welcome dear,glad I cld be of help

go to google n download tubemate,once u download d tubemate u can begin downloading.pls dnt try using play store to download tubemate cos its nonsense apps DAT comes up wen u search for it there.

go to google n u will see different types of labia,some are really really long.the only solution is surgery,check google.

my only savings account is wit union bank n I HV to say I luv d bank.I was suprised wen I saw an alert abt interest for my small moni way dey account.I had to read it again cos am soo used to seeing only debit alert from all these other banks.since then I'm wit union all d way.

Rip little one n may God comfort ur family.
I really dnt understand why air force officers use the helicopter to transport family members,is it proper?pls someone shld explain.

I make waist beads for girls in my shop n its their boyfrnd DAT HV asked dem to wear as they find it hot n sexy.I HV asked my male frnds n they all find it sexy.

na wa o so dis matter hasn't bin settled yet.I followed dat thread n its such a shame dat inspired hasn't done the right tin by returning the lady's money.seun on the other hand shouldn't hv locked the thread until d money was refunded.

pls my dear dnt even tink of suicide,before u tink of it consider d pain u will put ur parents n love ones thru.I am taking out time to write dis cos a broda of my frnd took rat poison in order to end his life cos of extra year.luckily for him he was rushed to d hospital n he has bin in coma ever since n wen I went to visit him in d hospital he only moved his hand but still in coma.my dear this extra year/trying time will pass soon,jst hold on

pictures pls.tank u

I hv dsame problem,its soo annoying

I attended a wedding ceremony where he performed.I hv to say the guy is really gud n I enjoyed d performance.I tink he is based in otukpo.kip it up.

Mzflexydeeva:
As a non clinical staff in a federal hospital(bsc) how much is the entry pay?

conhess level 07/2 salary shld be 81k

go to www.gospelcentric.net or drop ur number I cld send some songs to u on watsapp.

Iaz93:
Also, how many cars will the person wash in the morning? Because Seun might have personal car, business car, official car, and Nairaland bus.

very very funny.its a gud job.

nice one op,dnt mind all these nlanders dat luv to yarb pple.pple hv collection of cars,wristwatches etc n I guess urs is for phones.who knows maybe oneday u cld be contacted by nollywood to use one of ur phones for a movie depicting d early 2000s.lol

wat do humans really like ehn,if u r nice wahala n if u r not nice wahala.op try n sit her down n talk to her,communication is key.

jst my thinking.....I luv dis thread cos it made me laff plus I might shun work tomorrow

oga Leo I see u.nice write up

following,dis is gonna be interesting.abeg Initialize where u dey better come n choose me o.

InZA:
Errrrrrm.....The last time I checked I am Any business proposal attached to that question?

dnt worry u will soon hear from me.

InZA:
Take the used condom to the laboratory, let them take a swab from the linings of the condom, there should be enough left for DNA analysis. Tell him to provide a sample of his own sperm, "stash" it in a sterile container and take it with you to the laboratory, tell them to do a matching DNA analysis... Your marriage or introduction should be kept pending until the results are released.

I have a personal principle which many may see as too rigid or even maybe to the low thinking ones, as being hypocritical and the principle is this-if I would hold myself to a stern sense of personal integrity and fidelity, I demand absolutely nothing less than that from anybody that I'm going to be spending the rest of my life with and so for me personally, I wouldn't even go through the "stress" of doing the laboratory tests I suggested, because for me "A suspected cheat is a cheat,". The fact that a girl could even remotely create grounds for me to doubt or question her fidelity to me, is enough reason for me to call it quits but since, by seeking our collective opinions here, it shows that you're more diplomatic than rigidly objective - I think you should go do that laboratory test.

You should want to get married to someone you can absolutely trust, someone that you are sure is committed to you and you alone, and trust me, the actions of your boyfriend have not fed such assertions. He says it was his friend that used the condoms- lies from the Toronto University. Is this the first time his friend is using his house, why was it the period you travelled that his friend chose to come use his house, why was it the time he had to go eat that his friend came to use his house.

And for all the previous comments here suggesting that guys are polygamous in nature, or 99 percent of guys cheat and all other shiity and trashy comments of similar nature - una dey craze!!!. If you have been used to having friends that synonymize the nature of randy dogs and goats, you should know that in the "animal kingdom" there are different breeds/species of animals.

I luv dis comment,well said.pls r u by any chance single Mr Inza

God bless u sir.

my colleague was jst narrating how her husband has left all the redponsibilities of the home for her.she has bin paying d house rent for the past four years.she buys food n all.he doesn't ever contribute and she doesn't knw wat he spends his money on.

use petrol,I once learnt mechanic stuff wen I was waiting for service back in 2009 n its petrol we used to wash our hands.

petrol works well.

I won d powerbank from d 2014 importation contest.he sent it to me n its bin wonderful so far.its really really good.tanx Mayorall