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Jokes Etc / Re: Shoo! Na Person Born Dis Boy O??? by Onyiclassic(f): 6:53am On Aug 22, 2012
MY GUDNEZ WOTS DIZ?
Jokes Etc / Re: See Sense! Mai shayi don suffer. by Onyiclassic(f): 8:10pm On Aug 21, 2012
Choi lwkmd
Jokes Etc / Re: You Know It’s Your Funeral If? by Onyiclassic(f): 7:21pm On Aug 21, 2012
Cul joke.lolz
Jokes Etc / Re: Ghana Vs Nigeria Controversy by Onyiclassic(f): 6:08pm On Aug 21, 2012
na u dey ask na u dey ansa.lolz
Jokes Etc / Dis Is D Bomb,very Funny Lwkmd by Onyiclassic(f): 11:35am On Jun 23, 2012
TEACHER:Ok,class lets show d principal and our guest hw far we've gone dis yr,lets do comparism so if i say small,u say smaller ,smallest
[student nods].
TEACHER:Big
CLASS:Bigger,biggest
TEACHER:Clean
CLASS:Cleaner,cleanest
TEACHER:Tall
CLASS:Taller,tallest
TEACHERsadSMILES)VERY GUD
CLASS:Very guder,very gudest
TEACHER:Oh gush
CLASS:Oh gusher,oh gushest
TEACHER:Stop it now
CLASS:Stop it nower,stop it nowest
TEACHER:Oh please
CLASS:Oh pleaser,oh pleasest
TEACHER:Look at me
CLASS:Look at me-er,look at me-est
TEACHER:Wot a disgrace
CLASS:wot a disgracer,wot a disgracest
TEACHER:[FURIOUS]I don die
CLASS:I don dier,i don diest





TEACHER FAINTS
Education / Nasarawa State Uni Keffi 2012/2o13 by Onyiclassic(f): 6:44pm On Jun 14, 2012
Pls anyone dat knows anytin abt d post ume should drop it down.tx
Education / Pls Who Knows Abt Oko Poly. by Onyiclassic(f): 6:07pm On Jun 04, 2012
Pls guyz who knows wen oko poly would b writin dier post ume?
Romance / Do U Think Dis Guy Loves Me by Onyiclassic(f): 4:53pm On Mar 27, 2012
Pls there is dis guy i fell in love with abt 4 months ago wen his ex broke his hrt bt i tried my best 2 make d guy happy,bt recently he uploaded a pix of himself n his ex of his facebook profile pix,pls does dis guy loves me 4 real?or his he still inlove wit his ex n usin me 2 fill up d space,pls i need sincere comment.

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Romance / Do U Think Dis Guy Loves Me by Onyiclassic(f): 4:51pm On Mar 27, 2012
Pls there is dis guy i fell in love with abt 4 months ago wen his ex broke his hrt bt i tried my best 2 make d guy happy,bt recently he uploaded a pix of himself n his ex of his facebook profile pix,pls does dis guy loves me 4 real?or his he still inlove wit his ex n usin me 2 fill up d space,pls i need sincere comment.
Jokes Etc / Re: Omg! Can't Stop! by Onyiclassic(f): 3:56pm On Feb 22, 2012
If no b bin b dis make i know
Romance / Re: Quick Advice Needed by Onyiclassic(f): 6:20pm On Jan 29, 2012
So guyz wot do u think she should do,she is confused n so am i.
Romance / Re: Quick Advice Needed by Onyiclassic(f): 6:18pm On Jan 29, 2012
So guyz pls wot do u think dis girl should do,she is so confused.
Jokes Etc / Re: Funny Joke: About Abcdefghijk Between Husband And Wife. by Onyiclassic(f): 1:01pm On Jan 29, 2012
Lol so funny,thanks 2 poster

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Romance / Re: Quick Advice Needed by Onyiclassic(f): 6:53pm On Jan 28, 2012
Lol@deniyor
Jokes Etc / Re: Above by Onyiclassic(f): 11:15am On Jan 28, 2012
So wat happened
Romance / Re: Quick Advice Needed by Onyiclassic(f): 10:46pm On Jan 27, 2012
@deniyor how do u mean she is has fault also,cant ur fiance spend a 9nt in ur apartment
Romance / Re: Quick Advice Needed by Onyiclassic(f): 6:54pm On Jan 27, 2012
@chelseabmw y d laff
@rokiatu who is d bastard here
Romance / Quick Advice Needed by Onyiclassic(f): 5:45pm On Jan 27, 2012
A friend of mine loved dis guy so much and that was how d guy loved her too,he promised her marriage but d problem was dat d day she passed her 9nt at dis guys place he took advantage of her without her concept(rape)now shes pregnant and she told d guy n he accepted d pregnancy but d problem is dat she no longer loves dis guy because of wat he did,pls should she go ahead n marry d guy she no longer loves or become a single mother.matured answers pls
Romance / Re: Pls How Would U Feel by Onyiclassic(f): 6:10pm On Jan 25, 2012
Lol@tellwisdom
Romance / Re: Pls How Would U Feel by Onyiclassic(f): 5:06pm On Jan 25, 2012
Okija stop fooling urself its a simple question
Romance / Pls How Would U Feel by Onyiclassic(f): 4:47pm On Jan 25, 2012
Pls nairalander how would u feel if u visit ur spouse 4 d 1st time and at 9nt u told him u were dizzy and he shows u d way 2 d guest rum instead of his bedroom.sincere comment pls
Romance / Pls How Would U Feel by Onyiclassic(f): 4:41pm On Jan 25, 2012
Pls nairalanders how would u feel if u go n visit ur spouse 4 d 1st time n at 9nt u told him u were dizzy n he shows u d way 2 d guest rum,instead his bedroom

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