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CelebritiesRe: Toolz Stuns In New Look As She Heads For The Headies 2014 by ONYX5(m): 8:49am On Dec 15, 2014
kossyablaze:
Mtchewwww...All im concerned about is anything that will stop cluelessness at the federal level. Because I just can't withstand another four years of kidnapping of our school children, I can't withstand another four years of killing of innocent graduates who paid heavily to get a job only to be killed, I can't withstand another four years of economic quagmire and misappropriation of our common wealth, I can't withstand another four years of honouring criminals and murderers. I can't withstand another four years of health workers strike and school strikes. I can't withstand another four years of decay infrastructural facilities, I can't withstand another four years of long queue at filling stations to buy fuel at a higher price. So we need a change and that change is MUHAMMADU
BUHARI.
God Bless Nigeria
God Bless South East
another lost soul enjoy the likes you are looking for while it last
PoliticsRe: Buhari Visits Atiku, Holds Secret Meeting [pictures] by ONYX5(m): 10:36pm On Dec 14, 2014
planning to lose again! GEJ till 2019
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Attacks Oil-Rich Town In Borno, Kills 30. by ONYX5(m): 4:53pm On Dec 14, 2014
thank God the north now have their own oil this stupid marriage will soon be over
CrimeRe: Bayelsa Lady Rescued From Attempted Suicide Has Died [pictured] by ONYX5(m): 10:00am On Dec 14, 2014
life hard but e still sweet! take my own life for what? e be like say na aboki give her mama belle
TravelRe: NIS Discovers 144 Illegal Border Entry Points Into Nigeria by ONYX5(m): 7:34am On Dec 14, 2014
all in the North
PoliticsRe: EXCLUSIVE: North Launches Fresh Attack On GEJ, Opposes Confab Implementation by ONYX5(m): 7:02am On Dec 14, 2014
this one na by force marriage! go your way make others go they own them say no and keep crying about this same marriage. na wo oh! people have dead and more will go just for them to get back power from the back door!
Nairaland GeneralRe: Photo Of The Day: Man Spotted In UK Airport Carrying His Baby Tied On His Back by ONYX5(m): 6:40am On Dec 14, 2014
englishmart:
he killed his mother and flee with the child?
get a life while you can
PoliticsRe: 33 Reasons Why Southern Nigerians Are Fools - And The Northerners Are Not! By Ec by ONYX5(op): 6:26am On Dec 14, 2014
7lives:
A drowning man will cling to a straw, I'm so happy to see PDP sweating it out to convince the electorates gone are the days of business as usual.
For us on this side of Nigeria, we know all these issues raised by the op but are they enough reason to continue with the status quo?, no.
If you don't like something, change it, if the new one ain't good enough, change it.
Change is necessary, it is the driving force in the wheel of life. Nothing in life is permanent except change itself.
Op change your mindset, change the way you view the northerners, I use to blame the north for all the problems in this country until I had my youth service in the north and realize that I was wrong all along.
One must accept responsibility for one's failure, until we do this, we shall continue to blame others while we fail again and again.
by the time you wake up it will be too late for you enjoy your sleep
PoliticsRe: Photo: Boko Haram Victim In Search Of His Wife And Seven Children by ONYX5(m): 12:25am On Dec 14, 2014
APC there's God ooooh
CelebritiesRe: D'banj Poses With Original 'Miss Endowed'.[pic] by ONYX5(m): 9:41pm On Dec 13, 2014
when white women start to get a$$ like our sisters?
PoliticsRe: NNPC Questions Missing $2.8bn Oil Money During Buhari's Tenure As Minister by ONYX5(m): 8:47pm On Dec 13, 2014
money wai the useless man don use buy cows
PoliticsRe: 33 Reasons Why Southern Nigerians Are Fools - And The Northerners Are Not! By Ec by ONYX5(op): 6:49pm On Dec 13, 2014
lacasa:
Obviously a Bigot!.


There is a biig difference btw the Northern Oligarchy and the North as an entity vis-a-vis the Southern bourgeoisie and the Southern masses.


You will not make front page by whipping ethnic suspicion & intolerance.


Get a Life!
the truth hurts and I hope this one kills you
PoliticsRe: 33 Reasons Why Southern Nigerians Are Fools - And The Northerners Are Not! By Ec by ONYX5(op): 4:12pm On Dec 13, 2014
27. While the north was too busy
attacking some Federal Ministers
from the South for “ineptitude”, they
failed to notice the atrocities of
Northern Ministers who were on a
mission to inflict callous disparity
within the sectors they were meant
to oversee.
Please, kindly check out the bizarre
disparity in cut off points (quota
admission) into the 104 Federal
Government Colleges (FGCs) aka
“Unity Schools”. It was published in
January,2013, by the Federal
Ministry of Education under the
careful supervision of Prof.
Ruqayyah Ahmed Rufa’i - a “once
upon a time” Minister of Education
from the North. Note the disparity
between cut off point for southern
and northern students.
· Abia Male(130) Female (130)
· AkwaIbom Male(123), Female
(123)
· Anambra Male(139) Female (139)
· Benue Male (111), Female (111)
· Bayelsa Male (72), Female (72)
· CrossRivers Male (97), Female
(97)
· Delta Male (131), Female (131)
· Ebonyi Male (112), Female (112)
· Edo Male (127), Female (127)
· Ekiti Male (119), Female (119)
· Enugu Male (134), Female (1340
· Imo Male 9138), Female (138)
· Kogi Male (119), Female (119)
· Kwara Male (123), Female (123)
· Lagos Male (133), Female (133)
· Ogun Male (131), Female (131)
· Ondo Male (126), Female (126)
· Rivers Male (118), Female (118)
· Osun Male (127), Female (127)
· Oyo Male (127), Female (127)
· Plateau Male (97), Female (97)
· Yobe Male (20), Female (27)
· FCTAbuja Male (90), Female (90)
· Kaduna Male (91), Female (91)
· Nasarawa Male (58), Female 58)
· Niger Male (93), Female (93)
· Kano Male (67), Female (67)
· Katsina Male (60), Female (60)
· Adamawa Male (62) Female (62)
· Borno Male (45), Female (45)
· Gombe Male (58), Female (58)
· Jigawa Male(44), Female (44)
· Bauchi Male (35), Female (35)
· Kebbi Male (9), Female (20)
· Sokoto Male (9), Female (13)
· Taraba Male (3), Female (11)
· Zamfara Male (4), Female (2)
28. Contrary to the general belief -
the biggest unifying factor in Nigeria
is not football , but “Crude Oil”. Now
note this: The very moment crude oil
(in significant commercial quantity)
is discovered in the North, that day
will mark the beginning of the
North’s agitation for a breakaway
from the entity called Nigeria.
29. The Nigerian constitution was
deliberately flawed and crafted to
benefit the North.
30. Strangely, for a nation with
vastly more ethic nationalities
situated in the South, it is rather
suspicious that Nigeria is divided
along just regional lines – The North
and the South. Now, of course,we all
know which region this strange
dichotomy favours.
31. The North is the region with the
least education, least resources,
least development and pervasive
poverty – yet, they claim rulership of
the nation by right (the “Born to
rule” philosophy). In other words,
the north must maintain all the
undeserved advantages handed
them by the British colonial masters
and fortified by the North-controlled
military political class between 1960
and 1999.
32. In the thinking of a typical
Northerner, Arewa Northern Nigeria
(not Nigeria) won the Nigerian civil
war.
33. In defending a northern interest,
if political logic fails, then religious
antics and sentiments are stirred up
by the Northerner leaders.
BONUS
The relocation of the nation’s capital
from Lagos to Abuja was a
deliberate plan of the Northern
oligarchy (using the military) to
situate the nation’s seat of power at
the door-step of the Northerners.
They, cleverly, gave Nigerians and
the world the impression that
everything was irreparably wrong
with Lagos as the capital, and that
to correct the impression, the capital
would need to be situated in the
heart of the northern region of
Nigeria. To fulfill this arrangement -
and give the relocation project an
unbiased outlook - reputable
Southerners (e.g. Late Justice
Akinola Aguda and Tai Solarin) were
recruited into the panel set up by
the northern oligarchy.
WORD ON MARBLE:
“This new Nation called Nigeria
should be an estate of our great
grandfather, Uthman Dan Fodio. We
must RUTHLESSLY prevent a change
of power. We use the minorities in
the north as willing tools, and the
South, as conquered territory and
never allow them to rule over us,
and never allow them to have control
over the future.” Sir Ahmadu Bello,
Sardauna of Sokoto & Premier of
Northern Region: The Parrot
newspaper, October 12, 1960.
Now, who is the real fool here?
PoliticsRe: 33 Reasons Why Southern Nigerians Are Fools - And The Northerners Are Not! By Ec by ONYX5(op): 4:10pm On Dec 13, 2014
Continiou Here
15. The North is the region with the
least education, least resources,
least development and pervasive
poverty – yet, they have ruled
Nigeria for 37 years out of the
nation’s 53 years of independence.
16. Only the North understands the
logic behind establishing a national
refinery (the Kaduna refinery)
thousands of kilometers away from
the point of extraction of crude oil.
17. When it concerns the north, a
new standard is always invented.
For else, how does one explain how
Sani Abacha – a near-midget –
escaping the “standard height” rule
of the military. Even, rising to be
president.
18. The North conceived and sold
the “Boko Haram” concept as a
pointer to the fact that the South is
incapable of ruling the country. The
South has wholesomely bought the
idea. “Yes, automatically Boko
Haram will disappear if the north
gets the presidency by 2015. I am
sure”. Excerpt from the interview
granted by Lawal Keita (2nd
Republic Governor of Kaduna State)
to the News magazine (October
2013)
19. An “instant enemy” of the
northern region is any appointed
public officer (especially a female
one) from the south who has the
temerity to oppose their common
cause. Or, one that is standing as a
clog in their continued dominance in
the Oil & Gas/public sector. Some
southerners gleefully and ignorantly
join in the attack on some of these
public officials.
20. Poverty, ignorance, lack of
education,religious bigotry and
fanaticism, etc are some very
powerful tools needed to effectively
manipulate/control people. The
Northern oligarchy is very aware of
this. Hence, their manipulation of
the masses in the north (using these
tools) for their selfish interest.
21. Of all the regions, the North is
the least supportive of resource
control, Petroleum Industry Bill (PIB)
, and the entrenchment of true
federalism. The South finds nothing
suspicious in that.
22. It is unbelievable to believe that
some WISEMEN (in a certain
political party) from the South were
party to a bizarre arrangement for
“power shift” or “power rotation”
between the North and the South –
when, clearly, the south is home to 2
major ethnic groups and - by far -
more ethnic groups than the north.
23. The North offers the most
opposition to the privatization of
public (government) institutions.
Opposition to privatization is
principally to prevent the likely
disengagement of their largely
unqualified members. (BTW, till date,
some people still earn salaries of
close to N1m monthly from the
comatose NITEL. Now guess what
region most of these people are
from? Note:This fact is verifiable.)
24. The South produces the crude
oil (Nigeria’s economic mainstay).
However, amongst the regions, the
North owns majority of the oil
blocks, oil prospecting (OPL) and oil
mining (OML) licenses.
25. Northern leaders (political and
religious)have never come out,
unanimously, to publicly condemn
the menace of Boko Haram.
Southern leaders (political and
religious) that publicly condemn the
methods of Boko Haram attract
criticisms and are described as self-
seeking or seeking attention/
relevance.
26. Political power means just one
thing to the North – control of the
nation’s economic mainstay
(Petroleum resources). Little wonder
they are vehemently opposed to the
implementation of the Petroleum
Industry Bill (PIB)
Politics33 Reasons Why Southern Nigerians Are Fools - And The Northerners Are Not! By Ec by ONYX5(op): 4:08pm On Dec 13, 2014
Sadly,80% of Southerners who see
this article will not read it!
Note:This article was not developed
to ascribe to the entire Northern
Nigeria the selfish antics and
machination of a few individuals who
belong to the region. It would be
unfair to do that. Also, this article was
developed not with the intention of
causing incitement...
1. An average Northerner acquires a
cheap transistor radio-set in order to
gain political awareness
from broadcasting structures such as
BBC (Hausa Service),Radio Nigeria,
etc. This practice has made the
region the most politically-aware
region in Nigeria. On the hand, an
average Southerner,typically, acquires
expensive Smartphones equipped with
FM radio receiving capability.Instead,
they would rather listen to inane
songs like “Your Waist”,
“Skelewu”,“Ginger Your Swagger”,
“NoGede”, etc.
2. Unlike the South, the North
understands the importance of
numbers in politics. This is why, by
all strategic means necessary, the
North ensures that they have alarger
representation at the National
Assembly.
3. Northerners don’t shout, scream,
vent and speak “big grammar” to
prove that they are politically
intelligent on political programmes on
TV and radio. Instead, they shout,
scream, vent, kick, punch, taekwondo,
etc on the floor of the National
Assembly to promote a cause that is
in their favour. The reverse is the
case for the Southerners.
4. Southern graduates/job seekers
consider the public sector
(government institutions) an
unfashionable place for
employment.Meanwhile, the
Northerners massively recruit and
entrench themselves into the public
sector and manipulate themselves up
the ranks. While all these are going
on, their southern brothers and
sisters spend years languishing in the
labour market for the elusive jobs in
blue chip organizations. Yet,
Southerners complain of
marginalizationin the public sector.
5. For some weird reasons, the South
is always frightened when the North
make political pronouncements.Even
weirder - for some inexplicable
reasons, Senators and House of
Representative members from the
South appear to be too timid to
oppose their northern counterparts
during legislative sessions.
6. According to the gospel of the
North - the Northerners were born to
rule. That is, leadership (of Nigeria) is
their exclusive preserve. By extension,
the Southerners were born to be led!
Interestingly, certain actions of some
Southerners support this belief.
7. The North has more (unrated)
billionaires(inDollars) than any region
in Nigeria. For instance, a certain
Alhaji Mai Deribe (an oil well
licensee)would certainly laugh each
time Forbes releases its ratings and
his name is not listed.
8. The North doesn’t produce crude
oil, but the Northern Senators had the
temerity to oppose the 10% host
community funds. The Southern
legislators find nothing wrong in that,
so long as it doesn’t affect their
“constituency allowances”.
9. {Singing}Come and see Nigeria
wonder! (2x)
Statistical absurdity of the grandest
order is stating that Kano is more
populous than Lagos! Dear friends,
even science have proved from
simple demographic distribution
patterns across the globe that
population increases as we move
from the hinterland (desert/Savannah
region) to the coast– but in the case
of Nigeria, the North which lies in the
arid zone, is more populous than the
South – by a deviously doctored
census report. Okay o! We dey look.
10. The North have ruled the country
legally(democratically) and illegally
(military) for 37 out of the 53 years.
The South is very comfortable with
this inequality.
11. The North is the chief proponent
of the“quota system” and “federal
character” principle – a system that
was crafted to sacrifice merit on the
altar of “national oneness”. In simple
terms, even themost unqualified gets
a slot in sensitive national projects.
12. Northern law-makers at the
National Assembly- typically - rally
amongst themselves to promote
legislations that favours their region
(e.g. pedophilic laws). Southern law-
makers typically rally amongst
themselves to promote legislations
that will increase their salaries and
constituency allowances.
13. To the Northerners - the census
exercise is not just a statistical
evaluation exercise. Instead, it is
considered a key political exercise.
Meanwhile, the Southern folks see
census exercise as a temporal job
opportunity for its largely unemployed
undergraduates.In the words of Chief
Festus Odimegwu (recently resigned
Chairman of National Population
Commission) “There has been no
credible census in the country since
1816 because of manipulations”,
Punch Newspaper, 18 October 2013.
14. When it comes to regional unity –
religion,politics and language are the
common uniting factor for the North.
Southerners(especially the South-
Easterners) are never united for any
course. (Oh, well, Soccer sometimes
offers some measure of unity among
the Southerners!).
PoliticsPa Ayo Vs The Sultan by ONYX5(op): 11:09am On Nov 25, 2014
Our Machine Gun PASTOR shot the SULTAN yesterday
and it was a HEAD SHOT
BusinessRe: Jonathan Refutes MURIC's Allegation Of Jewish Symbol On N100 Note by ONYX5(m): 9:54am On Nov 25, 2014
luvmijeje:
I

It's now they find it convenient to respond to issues of marginalisation of Muslims. Is Jonathan the first Christian president that we will ever have? Jonathan just don't how to run a run a country as diverse as Nigeria. #GEJMUSTGO#
yes house fly GEJ must go 2019 wether he likes it or not
PoliticsRe: Gej's Govt Is A Success: If You Share My View Comment. by ONYX5(m): 9:17pm On Nov 23, 2014
Horus:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80XWguqnVCk

[size=15pt]Jonathan is worst Nigerian leader ever -- Sowore, Publisher, Sahara Reporters[/size]
that's why i love GEJ if it was OBJ this e-diot would have been a dead man
PoliticsRe: Military Coup Option For Nigeria? Don't Commit Suicide!" Gumi Warns Military by ONYX5(m): 11:16pm On Nov 21, 2014
so it means that once you are from northern nigeria you should be useless and also make useless comments? what is the man of his age still be doing with cows ? coz for real this is cow talk!! GEJ must go 2019 wether he likes it or not
PoliticsRe: There Was No NAF Helicopter Crash Today - DHQ by ONYX5(m): 7:56pm On Nov 21, 2014
moneybag100:
Jokers....pic of the aircraft or Idonbeliveit.
That was how they denied no lieutenant was killed some month back before acknowledging it.
wait up don't go to bed they will send you the pic soon f##k poo
PoliticsRe: I’ve Forgiven The Lawmaker That Assaulted Me – Senate President David Mark by ONYX5(m): 7:47pm On Nov 21, 2014
NgeneUkwenu:
Everything pro pdp makes frontpage with speed of the light!


David Mark, you finally disgraced yourself yesterday in a bid to act sycophancy for that your corrupt master!
you always sound like a house fly
PoliticsRe: I’ve Forgiven The Lawmaker That Assaulted Me – Senate President David Mark by ONYX5(m): 7:44pm On Nov 21, 2014
natureblack:
David Mark asked God for a bike,but he knows God doesn't work that way.So he stole a bike and asked God for forgiveness. angry angry angry





#forgiveness.
what did you smoke ?
PoliticsRe: Igbos Are A Shameless Ethnic Group With “greed, Selfishness – Junaid Muhammed by ONYX5(m): 4:05pm On Nov 20, 2014
Fire15:
Thanks for bringing the Yorubas into the mix, Junaid's description of the "ibos" is apt. Tribe of stupidity full of ingrates, when the times comes, and it's going to be very soon, you will leave Yorubaland with those lands you bought. Omo atiro to lo...........
hahababaha i laugh in chinese yoruba man doing what you do best TALK na for mouth una power stupid idiots
PoliticsRe: The Reps Member Who Jumped Over The NASS Fence Is A Member Of APC.(PIC) by ONYX5(m): 3:48pm On Nov 20, 2014
he looks like a thief
PoliticsRe: Goodluck Jonathan Is The Most Humble Man In The World by ONYX5(m): 3:41pm On Nov 20, 2014
Juicypunny:
MY PUSSSY HAS BEEN SCRATCHING ME SINCE YESTERDAY NIGHT AND I HAVE BEEN WET ALL THROUGH.
I TRIED FÌNGERING IT BUT NOT SATISFYING.

I NEED A BIG BLACK CORK. cry
where is this low life coming from? poo get a life
PoliticsRe: Goodluck Jonathan Is The Most Humble Man In The World by ONYX5(m): 3:39pm On Nov 20, 2014
soe:
See what GeJ did to elected lawmakers. His days are very numbered...I promise.

Before I felt that Buhari should not jail him...but now..I want Buhari to do his worst to GeJ...Jail him for human rights abuse and abuse of office and stealing and corruption
which buhari are you talking about ? the dying one or the dead one?
PoliticsRe: Goodluck Jonathan Is The Most Humble Man In The World by ONYX5(m): 3:36pm On Nov 20, 2014
Whizzdom:
OP ... It seems like Badluck Jonathan don secure your future and your upcoming generation's future abi undecided undecided

This one wey you dey hail GEJ like say na him create you .... be careful ... be careful becos Boko Boys are watching you

I don say my own oooo .... OP dem go Boko Boys go plank you with one akara bomb one day ... grin grin grin grin
your name should be fooldom
PoliticsRe: Photos From President Jonathan's Birthday Celebration This Morning. by ONYX5(m): 2:36pm On Nov 20, 2014
yunglykmine:
So Peter Obi now sleeps in the Villa...?
eat poo and die
PoliticsRe: BREAKING: Security Operatives Take Over National Assembly Ahead Of Reps’ Sitting by ONYX5(m): 12:29pm On Nov 20, 2014
NgeneUkwenu:
If PDP/SSS try anything funny! This democracy will be buried today!
when people dey talk house fly too dey talk?
PoliticsRe: BREAKING: Security Operatives Take Over National Assembly Ahead Of Reps’ Sitting by ONYX5(m): 12:16pm On Nov 20, 2014
hardywaltz:
Why are PDPs afraid, if they have the numbers as they claim let them impeach the Speaker rather than drag the whole nation down with them. Nigerians this is the time we all have to come together to defend our hard fought democracy. Most of the current players did not participate in the fight to enthrone democracy and therefore do not know how t handle simple democratic issues.
defend what? i don't know you

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