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Men, are you aware that laptops pose grave risk to male sexual health? Yes, this is not a guess or an idea, it is based on research work that computers if not properly placed can be a source of male infertility.

Living the 21st century lifestyle would not be complete without electronic gadgets that prove just how much technology has changed the way we live. With the growing popularity of computers, it is no surprise that researchers have embarked on a study to determine the potential damage, if there is any, that frequent use of laptops may cause on a man’s sexual health and fertility.

Recent findings by the State University of New York experts have shown that men who frequently use laptop computers could be unwittingly damaging their fertility.

A laptop computer, or simply laptop or notebook, is a small mobile computer that usually runs on a single main battery or from an external AC/DC adapter which can charge the battery while also supplying power to the computer itself.

This very useful office and entertainment tool is now being examined so that men can be forewarned about the potential hazards of long-term use.

According to researchers, when a man places the the computer on his lap, it increases the temperature of the scrotum which is known to have a negative effect on sperm production, and may cause scrotal hyperthermia.

The scrotum is located outside the body so as to keep the testes at a temperature slightly lower than that of the rest of the human body. Increase in temperature of scrotum can damage sperm production and development. Scrotal hyperthermia has been identified as a risk factor for male infertility.

Dr. Yefim Sheynkin, a lead researcher from the State University of New York at Stony Brook noted that laptops can reach internal operating temperatures of over 70C, a temperature that is harmful to live sperm.

They are frequently positioned close to the scrotum, and as well as being capable of producing direct local heat, they require the user to sit with his thighs close together to balance the machine, which traps the scrotum between the thighs, he said.

There are 29 healthy males aged between 21 and 35 who volunteered to be a part of the experiment. Temperature changes to the scrotum caused by laptop use and the different seating positions over one hour time periods were recorded and evaluated.

The following results were observed: In order to balance a laptop, a man has to sit with his thighs together. With this posture alone, temperature in the scrotum rose by 2.1C. When the men used a laptop in this position, the average temperatures increased by 2.6C. on the left side of the scrotum and 2.8C. on its right side.

Furthermore, the body needs to maintain a proper testicular temperature for normal sperm production and development,

Their studies have not determined the exact frequency and time of heat exposure that is capable of producing reversible or irreversible changes in spermatogenesis. But previous studies made suggest that 1C above the baseline is the possible minimal thermal gradient. Based on their findings, the

Bases on these findings, therefore, repetitive use of a laptop on your laps close to to your scrotum might cause permanent damage and infertility. I am therefore, advising teenage boys and young men to limit the use of laptop computers on their laps.

Don't forget that prevention is always better than cure and that health is wealth.

Your sexual health coach!


http://sexualhealth.com.ng/laptops-pose-serious-risk-male-sexual-health/

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Not all great love stories started offline as evidences of great romance which kick-started on social media abound.

No fewer than 3 billion people are using social media all over the world and the number is increasing daily with advent of cheap smart phones and affordable internet data.

You might have come across phrases such as “slide into my DM” and wondered what it all entails. For those of you who aren’t aware, direct messages (DMs) are private messages that a social media user can send another another user of such platform.

Should in case you are trying to flirt with someone on social media, DMs offer one of the proven ways to do it.

How do you slide into DMs effectively without constituting nuisance to the person at the receiving end? Have you tried jumping into someone’s DM in the past but the experience turned sour? Well, you might be doing some things wrong that is making you look like a creep.

Want to slide into those DMs without receiving those usual cold responses? Then read on.

1. Slow and steady wins the race

To effectively slide into the DMs, the person must already knows you exist. Sliding into DMs of stranger, therefore requires you to start small and additionally, subtle.

It is important for you to start by “following” a stranger you are having a crush on first, on the chosen social media platform, before jumping into their DMs. This is a mistake most people make and they end up receiving cold or no response at all.

So, if you’re crushing on a complete stranger, start by “following” that person on your chosen social media platform. Once you’ve followed the person, begin to “like” a few posts or pictures of the person. By so doing, your desired crush gets notification and begins to notice you. Continue to do this for a couple of times to bring you closer to your crush.

Be careful, however, not to over do it or it’s essence will be defeated. Don’t just like a dozen pictures at once because it may become a little annoying for your crush to see that someone has liked a bunch of their pictures in 30 seconds.

2. Use your words effectively

Once you’ve start liking their posts, it’s time to up your game by adding comments. For instance, compliment the form of your crush if the or she has a gym picture.

You can shower praise on other pictures in simple, yet loving manner. What else? Be hopeful your crush will respond to the compliments.

3. More questions with less compliments

After you have been noticed by your would-be boo in their mentions, and they’ve probably responded to your comments on their pictures, take the compliments slowly!

Send them a question via a DM, especially on what you have noticed on their profile or posts. Don’t just throw a pick-up line randomly at them.

If your crush has pictures from an “owanbe”, ask about the party. The idea is to start a private discussion, so use open ended questions that will give both of you room for lengthy discussion. Avoid, therefore, yes or no questions as it will shorten the time both of you will spend discussing online.

Once you’ve started chatting, you are one step closer to getting your crush as you have become just two regular people having a normal conversation the same way you would if it were offline. It’s time to start taking your chances by sending cute emojis, and shooting your shot.

When you employ the above steps in sliding into DMs, there is an higher chance the odds would be in your favor.

http://sexualhealth.com.ng/internet-flirting-3-proven-steps-effectively-slide-dms/

jnwankwo:
Buyer beware, Do your research before you jump in. Here is my little research on this.

These TSTV guys are actually reckless. I am really surprised that they brought the minister into this.
I believe that this is another MMM. Buyers beware. This is based on the following:
1. Bein sports acquired the EPL, Champions League and Laliga only for MENA (Middle East and North Africa). They do not have the right for Nigeria. DSTV owns the rights for Nigeria till 2019. You cannot give what you do not have. When a new service is launched, you have to wait for the next bidding round to have a shot at acquiring the rights. You cannot jump in the middle and start showing it. Things are not done that way in the PayTV world.

2.
A lot of channels listed like CNN, National Geographic, Discovery etc were acquired by DSTV on an exclusive basis for DTH in sub-saharan Africa by DSTV. Channels like Star Movies, MBC2, etc are only cleared for middle east and Asia. I really doubt that they have the rights to those channels. They may show it for one or two months before they are asked to take them off air.

3.
I check with a content aggregator on the cost per subscriber for these channels, assuming they can buy the rights, it came out the about 23 USD per month. That is excluding the sports channels. Based on today's naira exchange rate of 365 naira to a dollar, the cost is 8,395 Naira per subscriber. The content owners globally charge per month for their content. They do not charge per week or part of the month. The content owners dictate the terms. Nobody can pay 8395 Naira and charge 3000 Naira. Not possible.

4.
The cost of decoder package is as follows - decoder 25 USD, smartcard 4 USD, dish is 5 USD. Total is 34 USD (12410 naira). If we add shipping and clearing, you can get 15,000 Naira. To charge 5000 Naira for the package, you will need a lot of cheap money from bank to fund the decoder purchase. Buying 15,000 and selling 5000 sounds interesting to me.

5.
To do internet via satellite, you need VSAT equipment which is expensive compared to the dish/lnb you need to receive dstv. Minimum cost of vsat equipment should be not less than 50,000 Naira. If you use the traditional dish equipment, you can only receive. You cannot do internet with it. Unless TSTV will supply you 40,000 Naira vsat equipment for 5000 Naira.

6.
I went to lyngsat and checked the ABS 3A satellite, I did not see any information about any TSTV channels. Lyngsat is the database of all channels currently on satellite.

7.
When you launch a new DTH platform, you start with a test transmission. This allows you to work through some issues that might come up. It also gives people chance to see some of your channels to make sure they are real before committing their money. There is no test transmission from TSTV.

In conclusion, people should ask enough questions before investing their hard earned money. If it is too good to be true, it's probably is. Let this not be another MMM.

EFCC recently arrested this guy for fraud.

http://motherhoodinstyle.net/2016/01/23/doctor-who-proposed-marriage-to-wifes-close-friend-4-months-after-her-death-dumped-after-hes-nabbed-by-efcc/

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ladensmith:
Nope... only gtbank can do that.

Thank you and God bless

I enrolled for my BVN at GTBank, but I've already linked it to my other accounts at Wema and Diamond banks.

Is it possible to collect BVN print out from either Wema or Diamond Bank?

Thank you in anticipation of your quick response

No Nigerian University made it to top 500 in the world in the 2017 ranking compiled by the independent Shanghai Ranking Consultancy.

According to the ranking, only 5 Universities in Africa, the world’s second-largest and second-most-populous continent, made the list.

The five institutions are: University of Witwatersrand, University of Cape Town, Stellenbosch University, University of Johannesburg and University of KwaZulu-Natal and they are all based in South Africa.

US universities retained their dominance in the annual Chinese ranking of the world’s top academic institutions, with Harvard staying number one for the 15th straight year.

In a top 10, little changed from last year, Stanford held on to the second spot in the “Academic Ranking of World Universities” compiled by the independent Shanghai Ranking Consultancy, which has ranked the top 500 institutions each year since 2003.

A statement accompanying this year’s results said the rankings were based on a range of indicators including alumni and staff winning Nobel Prizes and Fields Medals, and papers published in the journals “Nature” and “Science”.

The University of Cambridge and the Massachusetts Institute of Technology each moved up a slot to take third and fourth as the University of California at Berkeley dropped two rungs to fifth position.

Princeton, Oxford, Columbia, the California Institute of Technology, and the University of Chicago rounded out the top 10.

China’s prestigious Tsinghua University was one of the biggest upward movers, climbing 10 spots to number 48, entering the top 50 for the first time.

The highest-ranked Asian institution remained Tokyo University at 24th, though it was down four spots as other schools moved up, such as Washington University of St. Louis, which moved to 20th, its highest showing yet.

The ranking is consistently largely static at its top levels.

The list has generated controversy in the past for what critics say is stressing science over the humanities.

The Swiss Federal Institute of Technology in Zurich remained the highest-ranked entry from continental Europe, holding on to 19th place, while the University of Copenhagen in Denmark moved up one slot to 30th.

https://schooldaily.com.ng/no-nigerian-university-made-list-top-500-world-list/

Do you want to surprise your lover with a romantic dinner? Instead of having dinner outside at a restaurant, you can plan a romantic dinner at home that will be far more heart-warming and memorable.

You can talk till late at night and no one is going to disturb you, no one is going to rush you to pay the bill first or tell you the restaurant will be closing soon.

Home is the best place for a romantic dinner, you can’t find a place more comfortable than your own home! All you need to do is make a few mindful changes to create a new charming atmosphere. If you have no idea how to decorate and plan a romantic dinner, the below proven items and tips will help.

1. Put candles in tea glasses with some rose petals

What is the must have essential for a romantic dinner? Candles of course! You cannot forget about the candles if you want a romantic atmosphere. But beside your candles, you need flower petals and a few tea glasses to go along with. You can put candles inside different colored glasses to create a playful and cheerful theme.. Get creative and fill up transparent tea glasses with colored sand or flowers which will definitely be more pretty than just a plain glass with a candle. Make sure you choose a candle that is unscented and safe to use. You can even choose LED candle lights that are flameless yet look real and there are many colors to choose from.

2. Get a nice set of crystal glasses and fancy plates

From tablecloth to delicate cutlery, paying attention to every detail will be a nice touch. Go out and look for a nice set of crystal glasses and fancy plates to change it up a bit. . Using the old set will be too familiar and shows lack of creativity. . A new set of plates and glasses will surprise them and will be worth it. . Make sure you get the food that they like as well!

3. Have some string light on the floor

Don’t forget to decorate the floor! String lights is the go to for decoration and can be reused thousands of time! Most importantly, it is easy to remove and tidy up. Among different kinds of string lights, LED Wooden Rattan Ball String Light are a favorite and creates a cosy feeling.

A perfect romantic dinner depends heavily on how much you’re willing to prepare. Light up the room with candles, string lights and serve them with their favorite homemade meal on fancy plates, you will never go wrong! Better yet, if you have a rooftop or balcony, dinner under the beautiful night sky will give you extra brownie points. !

http://relationshipgoals.com.ng/plan-romantic-dinner-home/

How often have you spent weeks, or even months talking to that particular girl you like, then working up the courage to finally ask her out, only to hear those dreadful words:

"Oh, you're so sweet, but I don't really see you in that way. I only like you as a friend... "

When you hear that, it's as if she has reached deep inside of your chest and ripped out your heart!

Hurts, doesn't it?

Here are the biggest mistakes that men make and that you should avoid doing:

1. They never tell the girls their true intentions!

This is the most common reason why guys eventually get friend zoned.

They like the girl; they want to go on a date with her, have fun, and eventually start a relationship. But they're so afraid of rejection that they always skirt around the issue, never clearly stating what they want and letting the girl know that they actually like her romantically!

You must understand that rejection is a part of life and that no matter what you do - not everyone's going to like you.

That's why it's always best to let the girl know that you're interested in her romantically, and that you'd like to go on a date with her.

If she says yes - great! If she says no - at least you know where you stand with her, and you can move on, saving yourself a lot of time!

2. They treat her like a princess!

If you never disagree with the girl, never express your own opinion, always feign interest in the topics that she brings up, even if they don't interest you - the girl will notice this and won't respect you.

If you're constantly afraid of offending the girl or making her angry, always "walking on eggshells" so to speak - she'll see that you are a spineless guy and lose all attraction towards you.

That's exactly why "Bad Boys" get to have all the fun, while "Nice Guys" are left behind in the dust.

Bad Boys don't fear rejection, aren't afraid of offending people, of living life, of judgment from others. They don't give a rat's behind about what anyone thinks of them and they don't filter their thoughts when they speak - they tell it like it is.

That is incredibly attractive to the vast majority of women, and exactly the reason why most girls fall for these so-called "rebels".

3. They constantly doubt themselves!

Self-doubt is one of the most unattractive qualities that a man can possess.

If you can't make decisions, question your every move, hesitate when talking to the girl, touching her, leading her, and other similar things - you're not going to get anywhere!

Women don't like guys who are wracked with insecurities and self-esteem issues. It's best that you learn how to get those things handled!

4. They bore women half to death!

This is another huge mistake that most men make.

When talking to girls, they start asking all the boring, and uninspired questions like "Where are you from?", "What do you do?", "Where did you study?", and so on and so forth.

Every girl has heard these questions a hundred times! You're there to flirt, have a fun, interesting, and exciting conversation with her - and not to conduct an interview!

Refrain from asking the things that a thousand other guys have asked her - and learn some much-needed social skills that spice up a conversation. Skills like storytelling, joke telling, teasing, flirting, spiking emotions, etc.

Give her a reason to want to go on a date with you! Don't bore her to death and show that you're both going to have a fun time if she accepts your invitation!

If you follow this advice and always make your intentions clear, you'll never land in the friend zone!

At worst, you'll get rejected and know where you stand with her. Then you can quickly move on and stop wasting time!

http://relationshipgoals.com.ng/4-huge-mistakes-made-guys-land-friend-zone/

Nigeria’s minister of health, Professor Isaac Folorunso Adewole has said those who want to die do not have right to do so.

Professor Adewole stated this on Thursday at the launch of the Tobacco FreeNigeria campaign, an initiative to put an end to smoking of tobacco in Nigeria.

According to Adewole, “We should tell people who want to die that they don’t have the right to die. We don’t want to lose them.”

The health minister noted that tobacco is the only drug that if taken accordingly like a doctor’s prescription, kills over 50%.

Professor Adewole further said that Tobacco kills, hence the need to put and end to smoking.

“Tobacco kills. We need to kill the smoke before the smoke kills us,” Professor Adewole added.

Highlight of the occasion include presentation of certificates to newly appointed anti-tobacco ambassadors, Mr Eazi, Timi Dakolo and Saadatu Falila Hamu.

http://www.deereporters.com/nigerians-want-die-not-right-health-minister-adewole/

Barely 3 days after the Federal Government of Nigeria reopened the application portal for N-Power scheme, a job creation and Social Investment Programme, a total of 240,000 unemployed Nigerians have so far applied for the scheme.

As at 9am on Friday, a total of 240,393 have applied for the programme.

N-Power scheme is an initiative of the Federal Government, designed to help young Nigerians acquire and develop lifelong skills to become solution providers in their communities and to become players in the domestic and global markets.

According to a breakdown of the pattern of application on the site, teaching profession has the highest number of applications with 155,819 applicants.

Agriculture has 40,204 applicants while health extension advisers’ applicants were 25,670.

A total of 18,700 applied to work as community tax liaison officers.

The federal government is engaging 300,000 unemployed Nigerian youths as teachers, agriculture extension advisers, health extension workers and community tax liaison officer under the scheme.

The scheme has already engaged 200,000 Nigerians as volunteers. The application portal is expected to close on July 13, 2017.

http://www.deereporters.com/over-240300-apply-for-fgs-n-power-jobs-in-less-than-3-days/

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@enochogaga, thank you, I finally bought this today.

But the sound appears much.

I'm planning to buy a gen but on a small budget, please is the attached generator good?

It's 1.4 KVA Gen.

Thank you

An online news platform is in urgent need of a QUALITY news writer.
The ideal person must:
1. HAVE A GOOD COMMAND OF ENGLISH.
2. Be ready to re-write at least ten (10) short news article daily.
3. Be good at sourcing "fresh" and “interesting” news items, both Nigerian and foreign.
4. Have access to good internet connection.
5. Have access to relatively good power supply.
6. Have a laptop or tablet.
7. Must be available on Whatsapp.

Position has been filled.

Good evening, please does anyone here have an idea of where I can purchase digital camera and accessories in Ibadan?

Thanks in anticipation of your response.

Good evening, please does anyone here have an idea of where I can purchase digital camera and accessories in Ibadan?

Thanks in anticipation of your response.

ekems2017:
The sector commander forget that we are in the era of free data and cheap phones with camera and video. Ha ha. Go and answer to your superior. And the person that uploaded the pictures better hide very well.

Haha, don't mind him, he forgot data is almost free nowadays or underestimated the power of social media.

MathsChic:
Unfortunately, Nigerians are not one to tell the truth, or open up when sh..it hits the fan. We have to continue guessing. We are dealing with a population (and a pastor) who understand that denial works well in this country and can be effectively used to garner sympathy. In other saner countries, people don't ask for picture evidences or video evidences. Instead, they lay the burden of proof on the accused, while maintaining the right to still charge the accuser for lying or defamation, should the accusations turn out unsubstantiated. Nigeria is just such a confusing place. Accusations are thrown about and in the midst of this it's hard to even tell lies from truth or truth from lies. It's a veritable mix of spicy slime; too damning to ignore and in some cases too ridiculous to accept.

However, while many may continue to deny it, it's clear there's something fishy going on here. The sultry actress, Daniella Okeke, is yet to respond to the allegations. It begs the question: who in their right mind would not immediately flinch and jump to counter these allegations of misdemeanor, if indeed they were innocent?

Second, when the allegations of sexual abuse by this pastor continues to pile, as it does now, why shouldn't we think there's something wrong and he needs to offer better defensive claims than that he is being persecuted by a vengeful government that didn't like his earlier utterances against it?

I have come to the conclusion that Nigerians are just too gullible. When several women came out to accuse Bill Cosby of sexual assault, not a few Nigerians rolled out the drums in support of these women, immediately tagging Bill Cosby an abuser. In addition, the burden was on Bill to prove himself innocent. The details these women shared showed much more than that they were on a well-planned mission to destroy his reputation. Shouldn't the same apply now in the case of the so-called Apostle Sulaimon?

Intelligent, you are just too brainy!

This opening specified that cover letter should be sent including applicant's WhatsApp number.

Those who have applied so far are only forwarding their CVs.

Just indicating reasons why some people might not get a feedback.

Position still open.

I'm in need of an experienced writer.

Criteria
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2. Be ready to rewrite at least ten short news article daily
3. Be good at sourcing for "fresh" and interesting news items, both Nigerian and foreign.
4. Have access to good internet connection
5. Have access to relatively good power supply
6. Have a laptop or tablet
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If you meet the above criteria, send a cover letter to primebusinessngr@gmail.com and please clearly indicate your WhatsApp number.

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A 22-year-old rape victim, Talent Zvenyika, stunned a magistrate court in Chivhu, Zimbabwe when she told the court to withdraw the rape charge with claims that she has been sleeping with the man on several occasions after the rape incident.

Zvenyika shocked the court after she asked for the withdrawal of the charge against 38-year old William Chiocha who allegedly raped her on two different occasions last year.

Zvenyika stated that she had fallen in love with Chiocha after the rape incidences and enjoyed sexual consensual intercourse and had asked each other for forgiveness.

Zvenyika while speaking about the rape incidences in court said:
"I am not the one who reported the case to the police. Although I did not consent on the first and second times, we later on indulged in consensual sexual intercourse on several other instances after we asked each other for forgiveness for previous cases. We are now in love and therefore the case can be withdrawn."

Chiocha was set free after Magistrate Fadzai Mutombeni withdrew the case.

http://www.thereporters.com.ng/2017/02/drama-as-22-year-old-married-woman.html?m=1

An 8-year old boy Mehendi Hassan, who is turning into stone due to a rare condition is being detested by the society.

Hassan whose skin is turning scaly and dry been forced to stay because he scares other children.

Hassan goes through excruciating pain whenever he attempts to wear clothes, touch anything or walk.

While the face appears normal, the rest of the body is thick and have scales. 

Hassan's mother revealed that even his grandmother detests him. She called on the government to diagnose the condition and find a cure for it before it completely robs Hassan of his childhood.

http://www.thereporters.com.ng/2017/02/photos-8-year-old-boy-is-turning-into.html?m=1

A South African pastor, Bongani Maseko of the Breath of Christ Ministries, has given his church members motor oil to drink if they are to be saved, delivered and healed.

Photos of the pastor serving his church members the motor oil was posted on the church's Facebook and has continued to generate criticism.

When contacted, pastor Bongani confirmed that he did gave his members oil to drink. He however said, he has prayed on it and is perfectly fit for consumption.

http://www.thereporters.com.ng/2017/01/pastor-makes-church-members-drink-motor.html?m=1