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A Zimbabwean woman, Marry Ngwenya has dragged her husband, Pastor Petros Tshum before a magistrate, for starving her of sex for 7 years.

She noted that the last time her husband slept with her was in 2010.

Mary amidst sobs told magistrate Ndumo Masuku, "I’m a human being. I don’t survive on Bible verses and I need my husband to sleep with me. Now I lead a pretentious life telling the women I lead that I’m enjoying my marriage while I’m sex starved," the woman said amidst tears.

The man admitted the allegations, saying that he always feel stomach ache whenever he wants to engage in sex.

The magistrate ordered Tshum to have sex with his wife and not maltreat her emotionally.

http://www.thereporters.com.ng/2017/01/i-want-sex-not-bible-verses-sex-starved.html

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Singer Simi has revealed that she would like to kill herself, because, she doesn’t want to kill Ycee.

The singer who was rumoured to be pregnant said she will like to kiss Falz, TheBahdGuy and marry Adekunle Gold.

Simi revealed these details in an interview with Ndani TV’s new web show, TGIF.

When Simi was asked who she would kiss, marry, and kill, she said "I will kiss Falz, I will marry Adekunle Gold. I don’t want to kill Ycee, so, I’ll kill myself.”


http://www.thereporters.com.ng/2017/02/will-kill-myself-singer-simi.html?m=1

I bought a domain name from Whogohost yesterday evening and I've mailed them on how to map the domain name to my blog.

I've also filled a CPanel form I saw on their website but it's been more than 6 hours, they haven't replied any of the messages. Anyone knows a step by step guide I can follow to do this myself?

Thank you.

What are those things you have been doing in your relationship and have not been doing?

The initial spikes that often characterizes new relationship are over after some months and both of you feel you need to do something to keep you going strongly.

A relationship is a beautiful thing when you are in it with the right person. However, it must be worked upon to have achieve good results. 

A typical machine consists of different moving parts, if you do not lubricate these parts from time to time, it will gradually wear and tear until it is no more useful. Liken a relationship to a machine, its own oil are those things that seems little but which many refuses to do. 

Young persons must realize that keeping a relationship for a long period of time is challenging but not impossible.

Regardless of the stage you are in your relationship, these 7 things I mentioned here are necessary for its growth and survival.


1. Be Open!

Never keep a secret! It would interest you that some lovers keep issues from their other half. Doing this is tantamount to gradual destruction of your relationship. Why bottle up your feelings and emotions when you can communicate it with him or her? 

When you are open with him or her, it eliminates costly assumptions and mind reading which could all go wrong. Don't assume your partner will go berserk when you are open about your feelings, thoughts and actions, you are not all knowing.


2. Remind Them How Much You Care

Let your partner see the extent to which you care with your actions. Buying them little gifts or offering help when they are overwhelmed with work can send the right message that you care a lot about them.

I know it is easier to take your partner for granted when you've been together for a while. However, that your relationship has been on for a long time should not remove the care you were showing in the early days of your affair.


3. Exchange Resources On Relationship

By resources, I mean books, audios and movies which centers on how to build a strong relationship. Many lovers for instance, have never seen a good relationship movie together nor read books before. 

I've seen no fewer than 10 movies on relationships together with my fiancee. We have also exchange books that give us better understanding of how relationships work. After seeing a movie together with her at the cinema last year, our further discussions on it gave both of us better perspectives of a healthy relationship and the bonding between us increased. 

According to a research conducted at Rochester University, couples who discuss relationship movies after watching, enjoy a lot of benefits which can be likened to that of counselling. The act also reduce rate of separation by 50%


4. Give Your Full Attention While Having A Discussion

When having a serious conversation with your partner, give your undivided attention. Listening is a skill which cannot be faked. In addition, when your partner talks, you need to listen to hear, not listen to respond.

Don't fiddle with your phone or electronic gadgets when you are having an important communication with your partner, it can be annoying to them. That is not a time to bury your head in a book or novel, finish that discussion before you engage in other things.


5. Communicate More

You have been communicating before, but it's never enough. To have a long lasting relationship requires effective communication which can only be achieved I'd both of you are committed to it. 

Don't come to a point where you think your communication in your relationship has reached a limit that do not need further effort. 

From experience, once your line of communication breaks down, the relationship is heading for destruction.


6. Respect Your Partner

Respect, respect and respect, it is never too much. You need to respect the opinion and thoughts of your partner. When discussing about any issue, respect their view and perspective about it while giving your own opinion on how best to solve the problem at hand.

It should not be a blame game when something goes wrong in your relationship, after all, it takes two to tango.


7. Do Things You Love Together

Engaging in activities you both love leads to better bonding between the two of you. Take courses together, cook your favourite meal together and pray together!

Start doing these simple things today if you have not been doing them before or improve upon those ones you have been doing. Then, you can minimize friction in your relationship.


http://www.prime.com.ng/2017/01/7-simple-things-you-should-do-in-your-relationship.html?m=1

lalasticlala, this will help our young ladies out there.

The rate at which young ladies date married men nowadays is alarming. The question is why do people do what they do? Why would anyone be comfortable with snatching another woman's husband?

Many ladies often claim that married men provide the best care, affection and support. Others believe married men display enormous maturity and as such, there is often little or no drama as obtained with dating a single guy.

For any lady dating a married man or nurturing the idea, I tell them that the gain, if any, is not worth the stress and danger involved. Going out with a married man in most cases ends in frustration and heartache. Its end is often devastating and leaves people involved with emotional bruises that they may never recover from.

Any lady who is eager and desperate to build a lifelong relationship should steer clear of married men. Simply put, a wise lady never dates a another woman's husband.

From the start, dating a married man might look all exciting and beautiful, bear in mind, however, that you are simply being instrumental to the destruction of a couple's home. Here are 10 dangers of dipping your feet in the sand of dating a man who is already married.


1.You Waste Your Life

In greater percentage of cases, a married man never leaves his wife. He may tell you that he will soon divorce his wife to be with you and just need a little more time to perfect things.

He keeps requesting more time and you keep granting, expecting that he will leave his wife to be with you, but that never gets to happen. In turn, you waste precious time that could have been spent in building a true affair with a another single man. I need not tell you that time wasted is life wasted.

You simply end up loosing out completely, because when he has had a fill of the cookie he came for,  a married man returns to his wife while you go back to point zero.


2. Trust Issues

Both of you cannot trust each other. How could you trust a man who is already cheating on his wife with you? While you are aware that he is not being honest with his wife, he is probably preoccupied with the thoughts of you also seeing another man.


3. Sharing Him With Another Woman

Frankly, you are not the one sharing him with another woman, it's the wife sharing his husband and father of is kids with you. After the hot romance and sweet words, he returns home to meet the same woman he might have rubbished in your ears. The thoughts of having him sleep in the arms of another man could be destabilizing.

While we are comfortable with sharing any material thing in this part of the world, it's often nerve wrecking to share a man you are emotionally attached to.


4. Guilt

Despite the adrenaline rush prompting you to continue an a fair with a married man, feelings of guilt crosses your mind from time to time. Unless you have murdered your conscience, guilt sets in whenever you think of the damage you are doing to his wife and family. Would you want another woman to treat you the same way? In this case, you are the "other woman" depriving the wife and her kids of their father's time. The guilt just never goes away.


5. He Cannot Meet Your Needs

One of the reasons ladies give when you ask while they choose to date married men, is that he meets their needs. Although a married man can supply romance and sometimes, material things, he cannot meet all your needs. An husband is meant to spend time with his wife and kids, so he cannot be there for you at every of your trying moments. Do not expect him to abandon his family on holidays and special seasons like Easter and Christmas period. No amount of money can purchase that.


6. Emotional Heartbreak

Married men prefer to keep their extramarital affairs physical rather than committing emotionally. Should you become emotionally attached during the period of dating a married man, be ready to have your heart shred into pieces when he bids you farewell.

The emotional damage is a two-way process, you get heartbroken while the wife and his kids become emotionally disturbed if they do not enjoy their father's attention anymore.


7. You Keep It Secret

Because of the stigma involved in dating another woman's husband in this part of the world, you try your best not to publicize your affair. No romantic walk in the park, both of you are afraid of colleagues and families seeing you together. You do not enjoy the relationship as everything is done in secrecy.


8. Depression

When you date a married man, you can sink into depression in no time. You are going to spend a lot of time alone as he is thorn in between sharing his time among his work, family and you. You cannot show up at is door anytime you miss him and feel like being with him. No unnecessary phone calls to just hear his voice, he might be with his wife at that point time. He dictates how and when you will see him to avoid friction with his wife.


9. Be Ready For The Lies

He is already lieing to his wife, so expect him to lie to you. You cannot demand truth from a man who does not have it. There are unreturned phone calls and messages all in the name of work and guarding against his wife finding out.


10. It May Cost You Your Life

Last but not the least is that dating a married man could send you to an early grave. In most cases, wives often notice a change of behaviour in their man once he starts cheating. Should you be unfortunate to date the man of a wife who is good at making research about homebreakers and meting out punishment to them, be ready to pay with your life. Some wives will get rid of you and won't feel any pang of guilt.

I believe these negative effects of dating a married man should extinguish any fire of love still burning within you. When you are turned between dating another woman's husband and remaining single, please choose the latter as the former never ends well. Besides, you won't remain single forever.

Ladies who go out with married men should always remember that what goes around comes around. No one can sow thorns and expect to reap corn.


http://www.prime.com.ng/2017/01/top-10-dangers-of-dating-married-man.html?m=1

NPower don pay ooo. Alert entered few minutes ago.

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Benikuuse:
This Country Is Very Annoying. Ordega Benue People Were Very Proud Of You For Making The National Team But Here You Are Blasting Your Country, It Shows That You Are Representing Your Country Not For Passion But For Money. That Is Why I Love Mikel Obi

Ah! I give up!

Aniker:
Do you really want me to read that?

Why not?

Aniker:

Am too lazy to read that.. The next person.. Brief me please

It's not that long. An Interesting 4 to 5 minutes read.

In the first week of November, the media was awash with news of a bride dumping her spouse at the reception venue, few hours after saying "I do".

Towards the end of the same month, another news of a bride failing to show up at the wedding venue, littered both print and online media.

While the former's action was attributed to sparking of old flames of love after sighting his longtime ex at the reception venue, the latter's reason for failing to appear at her own wedding ceremony was similar to the first, reuniting with her ex!

The actions of these brides obviously left both families in rude shock and outright confusion. To me, both scenarios can be likened to a scene of Hollywood movie.

While I do not blame these brides for deciding to "follow their hearts", it is pertinent to point out that such action amounts to selfishness, cowardice, cruelty and irresponsibility. Such person has no love in his or her heart whatsoever. Or how best could one explain the emotional and psychological trauma of absconding on a wedding day or abandoning marital vows at the altar, on the person at the receiving end?

Marriage is not a walk in the park no doubt, it requires much more than love to sustain it. The increasing rate at which marriages within their two years of consummation are hitting the wall, shows that it goes beyond dates, shopping sprees, shawarma, Pizzas, Chicken and Chips and such other outings, for a successful marriage.

As such, it is important for anyone aspiring to leave his/her parents to be joined in matrimony to another person to be fully prepared for it.

In Nigeria, marriage is seen as a bonding not just between the two persons involved, but much more between the families of the spouses. The emotional, material and physical resources already expended in planning for a wedding ceremony is incalculable.

I am not advocating that anyone walk into a loveless marriage, however, any one bold enough to leave on the last day prior to marriage could as well have left on the first day. There is absolutely no sense in allowing someone invest emotionally into a soon to be union before pulling a wicked stunt. It is an expensive joke that must be stopped!

Runaway bride or groom must know that such act has inscribed a dent on their families' image as long as oral tradition remains in the history of man.

To those who were dumped few hours to their wedding, I congratulate you from the depth of my heart. Yes! Congrats once again. How would you want it? To be jilted prior to your wedding or have him or cheat on you with an ex for the entirety of the marriage? Trust me, marriage doesn't stop those people.

Finally, I have not attended a botched wedding, and I do not ever want to be at the venue of one.

http://www.prime.com.ng/2016/12/runaway-bride-expensive-joke-that-must-be-stopped.html?m=1

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Fitted with an octa-core MediaTek MT6735 processor, a 1GB RAM and a 16GB internal storage which can be expendable up to 128GB, Gionee p5w also know as Gionee pioneer P5 W is a low end Android device not costing up to N40,000 at the moment which can give you good value for your money.
The only down side this device has is the poor battery which you can't even replace since its inbuilt.. Overall the device is great for that range of price.

https://www.newphonesng.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/Gionee-P5W.jpg
Key specs
Platform: Android 5.1 (Lollipop)

Memory: 1GB RAM, 16GB built-in storage

Network type: 2G and 3G

Camera: 5MP rear, 2MP front

Display: 5.0-inches, 720x1280 pixels

Battery: 2000mAh

Gionee P5w battery is not inbuilt, it is removable. Take note

mrsage:
hello,

theres a need for a quick web design job. a simple one page website design job. the site will have 1 page and a blog. domain name and hosting already settled.

if you can deliver, kindly leave a comment.

A good web designer. I can be reached via opetech2010@gmail.com or Whatsapp 08186264559. Thank you.

Toeyoursea:
Hello Nairalanders,

I have this quick writing gig for interested writers.

There are news content from top USA news websites like CNN and Fox news that I need to be rewritten and I need them thick and fast (2 hours deadline for each assignment). Once your submission is more than 15 minutes late, I will cancel the assignment.


Your submission can not be less than 350 words (I am cool if it is more)
I need the articles rewritten totally IN YOUR OWN WORDS, to pass plagiarism check.

Once you submit and it passes plagiarism, you get a recharge card of N250 per assignment submitted.

If you are interested in this gig, email me at thehrconsultant16@gmail.com

If you write well and you are cool with my terms, I will add you to my team of freelance writers where you get steady assignment and payments based on the amount of words written.

Sent you a mail, do check.

Do you need quality content and articles?

Do you need helping hand on any writing, editing or transcription jobs?

Do you need to meet a short deadline?

You are in the right place. You can outsource any of your writing, editing or transcription job here. I write SEO optimized contents, articles, ebooks and also transcribe video or audio to text flawlessly.

A trial will surely convince you.

Do you need quality content and articles?

Do you need helping hand on any writing, editing or transcription jobs?

Do you need to meet a short deadline?

You are in the right place. You can outsource any of your writing, editing or transcription job here. I write SEO optimized contents, articles, ebooks and also transcribe video or audio to text flawlessly.

A trial will surely convince you.

I can be reached on opetech2010@gmail.com

Application sent.

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ikayForReal:
Am really interested in it.... heres my mail ; Teamicemoney@gmail.com

I sent you a mail, please check. Thank you.

Even attached his death certificate! Na wa ooo

Application sent!