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How much is the last price let make a deal

Dont be suprise i just modify this post, Now if you have any black berry model for sale withing abuja kindly show up here with the pix or beep me on 08032950881

Jaybee79: i will go back to sleep and travel in my dream back to collect my money

this is not a dream o, i mean reality

me i go just say "hey pilot droping dey o, i wan drop"

A guy won a #10 million lottery, kept the money inside a 'Ghana must go' bag, went under a tree, buried the money, snapped the spot and the tree with a camera and decided to travel to London. As he was on a plane heading to London, he brought out the picture from the camera, stared at it and was shocked to see a guy on top of the tree smiling

What would you do if you were the one?

more of this at https://www.facebook.com/lafwithme

i remember in my secondary school days, i want to join my friends doing spotting wave hair. i learn that they were using hair relaxer, then i apply the whole rubber of ozone relaxer to small hair... chai LWTB i cry hell out of my body that day because of the pain

it is only God no number of lizard i kill during my childhood days. know am asking my self what are we killing them for in those days, immediate we come back from school we are going to hunt lizard

to mention but few
i remenber the day i was serve with amala and draw soup, i saw one small piece of something look like meat near the fish i was serve, i dont even bother to check, i just put it strait to my mouth to my greatest surprise it was a cockroach.

There was a day flies follow spoon of rice enter my stomach, i vomit tired that day, but thank God nothing happen.

The Economic and Financial Crimes Commission, EFCC on Monday, November 19, 2012 asked Justice Gabriel Kolawole of the Federal High Court, Abuja to strike out the application by one Oyelakan Bayode seeking to be named as a party in the $15 million Ibori bribe forfeiture hearings.

At the resumed hearing of the case, counse
l to EFCC, Rotimi Jacobs, SAN, said Bayode has not disclosed any interest other than merely saying he is a Nigerian citizen and a beneficial owner of the said money. "My Lord, that is a mere assertion, he is not even from Delta State but a refrigerator repairer from Lagos, residing at Alagbado in Lagos state.

" When a third party seeks to be joined in a case, he needs to show that he is an interested party in the subject matter, in this case my Lord, he has not done so." Jacobs stated.
He averred that when seen from the point of view of the order by Justice Kolawole asking interested party to come and claim ownership of the fund, the intervener applicant was merely asking to manage the fund.


The same point was echoed by Charles Ajuyah , SAN, counsel to Delta State Government who told the court to dismiss the application as the intervener's purpose was to manage the fund and not claiming ownership. "That is not what the court is interested in, we (Delta State) it is our own and we know how to manage it,"Ajuyah stated.
The case has been adjourned to Friday, November 23, 2012 for ruling on the application.

http://na2day..com/2012/11/15m-ibori-bribe-saga-efcc-asks-court-to.html

i no fit use dis one oo

Reports from Gwagwalada, where the University is situated, said trouble started when some students of the Faculty of Engineering protested the inability of the school authority to bring out a timetable for their exams, even when students in other faculties have started theirs.

A University source said there is a problem with Engineering courses with regards to accreditation, as those who graduated from the faculty were yet to get their results.

“The authorities felt there is no point writing exams for courses that have no accreditation until the issue is resolved, but the students feel shortchanged by the management. That is why they started protesting today,” the source said

Mine was not too funny- on one faith full day i decide to give her a visit meanwhile i have calculate my to and fro transport fare, i take exactly nothing more nothing less from house, after the visitation as she is accompany me she heat her shoe on the ground and the shoe cut off. see disgrace, but fortunately for her there is one shoe maker nearby and we both went there for repair. i don't know whether the guy know how much i have in my pocket, i just give him my last change and d girl wave me bye bye from their. Hmm LWTMB any time i remember this i trek go home that day

Super1759: [/b] that's to tell you that he isn't working alone. There are committees,group of people with him

am very sure you don't start this thread from the beginning if not dont you know that we already start drinking game before the chart



Oh Jesus! We are gonna be subjected to another pre-written and rehearsed "chat" again!

Let's have a drinking game, for every time He says "We Pray", "We hope" and "Working on it" we take a shot of vodka (Undiluted oh)

i don drink vodka tired today because of all his, we will, we are, ....

i saw this from my favorite blog and is good to share
Barely few days after the NCC placed a ban on promos by telecom networks, MTN Nigeria was quick to announce the winner of their Ultimate Wonder Promo which saw one miss Ebube Essien-Garricks emerging as the winner of the promo as reported by Punch.

To fulfill all righteousness and kill-off our suspicion of fraud, we did a random search of Ebube Essien-Garricks on Facebook; the world largest social media with over 1billion users. To our greatest shock, Ebube was no where to be found. At her age as MTN claims, 27 and a student of Uniport, we can argue till eternity that she must be on Facebook. Unfortunately, MTN Nigeria has become victims of their own fraud and
manipulation as they forgot to create a profile for her.
Maybe they thought of it, but were convinced that Nigerians will eat whatever they say as they have been doing for over 10-years. Although, the other argument is that, it would have been more obvious, had MTN created a profile for Ebube as her timeline would indicate it was created only a few days ago.
Eitherway, we do not see how any business organization would give out N64 million for fun when it still has areas of lack. We are highly disappointed at the NCC. A proper investigation committee should be immediately set-up to verify the data of the said girl. Her institution where MTN claims she studies should also be thoroughly investigated. Her place of birth, schools attended and where Ebube performs her religion rights must also be investigated.

source: http://kevindjakpor..com/2012/11/exposing-mtns-corporate-ultimate-wonder.html#more
http://na2day..com/2012/11/exposing-mtns-corporate-ultimate-wonder.html

latest news from fedponass
The 2012/2013 Part-Time screening and error correction (editing)dates & has been approved as follows. The portal shall be closed down on the 11/11/2012 to enable internal preparations. Error Correction (Editing)dates are between 12th-17th/11/2012. HND part-time screening dates are 20th-21st/11/2012. And the ND-II part-time screening date is 22nd/11/2012. There shall not be any screening for the Polytechnic Diploma candidates. Please note that no correspondence regarding these published dates shall be tolerated. All damages caused by this change are highly regretted.

admission list discuss yet

what d hell am i going to do there

Which sms would you never want to receive::

1) I'm pregnant
2) Its over
3) Hey I know we are best friends, do you mind if I date your ex
4) Sorry , I had an accident with your car
5) Just saw your lover with another person kissing. Will send fotos now
6) Remember when I said I want to tell you something and you said it didn't matter and we had unprotected sex? I'm hiv positive
7) Leave my wife/husband alone you idiot
Your medical results are out. I know its a sunday tomorrow but you have to come through to the hospital. Better yet, can you come tonight?
9) I'm coming there now to take my money

In a classroom,an english teacher asked a question.'few years frm now, our country Nigeria would be a corruption free country. what kind of tense is dat?

A boy named akpors shouted 4rm d back of d class: its future impossible tense

Conversation between Akpors and father - in warri.
Father: Akpors, I hear say WAEC result don comot.
Akpors: Yes palee. You no go believe palee.
Father: Believe wetin?
Akpors: Palee, you know Emeka? Emeka, that chief pickin wey dey always hammer first since JSS 1?
Father: Yes.
Akpors: D guy fail!
Father: Shooo?
Akpors: Palee, that na small na. You know Chinedu, wey dey cometeach me for this house? The guy sef fail!
Father: [in shock] Why people come fail this year na? Shooo?. Nah wah o. So, wetin u get?
Akpors: Palee, Shooo? Like say u no understand wetin I bin dey talk. I say Emeka fail. Chinedu fail. Where you wan see my own, I be witch?

God will surely provide, let the list come out first before they kill us with intimidation

A farmer was sitting in the neighborhood bar getting drunk. Eazy came in and asked the farmer, "Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day, getting drunk?"
The farmer shook his head and replied, "Some things you just can't explain."
"So what happened that's so horrible?" Eazy asked as he sat down next to the farmer.
...
"Well," the farmer said,"Today I was sitting by my cow, milking her.
Just as I got the bucket full, she lifted her left leg and kicked over the bucket."
"Okay," said the man, "but that's not so bad."
"Some things you just can't explain," the farmer replied.
"So what happened then?" the man asked.

The farmer said, "I took her left leg and tied it to the poston the left."
"And then?" the man asked.
"Well, I sat back down and continued to milk her. Just asI got the bucket full, she took her right leg and kicked over the bucket."
The man laughed and said,"Again?"
The farmer replied, "Some things you just can't explain."
"So, what did you do then?" the man asked.

"I took her right leg this time and tied it to the post on the right."
"And then?"
"Well, I sat back down and began milking her again. Just as I got the bucket full, the stupid cow knocked over the bucket with her tail."
"Hmmm," the man said and nodded his head.
"Some things you just can't explain," the farmer said.
"So, what did you do?" the man asked.

"Well," the farmer said, "I didn't have anymore rope, soI took off my belt and tied her tail to the rafter. In that moment, my pants fell down and my wife walked in..

Some things you just can't explain."

That is unfair now. Fedponass pls do something fast

This is according to popular online dictionary, Wiktionary
as am searching for the meaning of POKO just to win that dick money i come across this

i just check my daily usage today lo and behold what i saw is "In compliance with NCC directive to all operators, please note that 5* Bonus is suspended till further notice" can you imagine

I want to swap my curve 2 with touch 2 and small cash. Abuja 08032950881

nawa ooooooooooo

i went to one computer shop recently to laminate some of my original document but unfortunate for me the machine burn my SSCE. i was mad with the man that did it, all they have to say is sorry it has happen it has happen.

have you ever experience this before? how do you react