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PetsRe: My Little Eagle � by opicgif: 11:48am On Jun 05
please lets release this back

i am willing to pay you for it...
RomanceRe: Help! My Experience With Church Girl I Wanted To Marry by opicgif: 5:12pm On May 21
Jeezuzpick:
It's like you're one of them, abi?

He should leave her, but he shouldn't judge her, either.

Neither should you, by the way.

The usual girls start asking for money, treats, gifts, etc.

She asked about spirituality and future plans.

If that's bad, then guys should just stick to girls who are already hookup specialists, play the game, and leave those who still want to marry to marry each other.
I am a married man with children

I learnt this the hard way

I am not judging her. I can never.
It’s just the truth of life I am sharing with a young man.

Understand this
He called her a church girl
He has already placed her somewhere in his head
He has approached her as church girl

So she is reciprocating that image to him by asking all those irrelevant questions


One of the reasons married women cheat is because they are not friends with their husbands

Because the husband has boxed them as
- church girl
- homely girl
- quiet girl
- shy girl
- she doesn’t know much about cars, politics, anything at all


But when she goes to work,
there is a guy that talks to her like a human being
jokes with her about
big yansh
sexual talks
everyday regular talks


Omo
I don’t know how to explain
I wish everybody well
AgricultureRe: Stock market vs palm oil market by opicgif: 8:48am On May 21
who do you sell the palm oil to?
considering that the people you bought it from, in the market
already have who they buy from, from the bush market, at cost price...
RomanceRe: Help! My Experience With Church Girl I Wanted To Marry by opicgif: 8:37am On May 21
you have entered one chance

you have presented yourself like a mumu
and she will treat you like one

there are people in that church that have bleeped her
and there is someone that is still fucking her

that did not answer any of these questions


this is not how to get married to a wife
this is how to get married to the concept of a wife in your head
when you get married to a woman like this
your entire marriage will be a lie
she will keep pretending to keep up with the image you have of her in your head

learn from what is happening with frank edoho and chike
men, learn or perish
RomanceRe: He Wants Me To Move In by opicgif: 7:28am On May 14
Don’t move in with him

Give him a reason why

Tell him you’ve always never liked the idea of living with a man when you’re not married, or your parents don’t like it

(But be true to yourself, have you lived with a man before? And does he know? If he knows, then there’s no excuse you can give him)

A lot of girls make rules for serious guys and breaks rules for bad boys

You tell a serious guy “no sex before marriage “ but you’ve had uncountable sex partners in the past

So be honest to yourself, if you have never lived with a guy before, don’t start now, tell him to see your people for marriage rites (it doesn’t have to be big)


But if you have lived with a man before, PLEASE DONT MAKE NEW RULES FOR MR NICE GUY
PoliticsRe: How The North And The FCT Voted For Obi And Kwankwaso In The 2023 - TheCable by opicgif: 12:35pm On May 05
PO won the election in 2023!!!
PoliticsRe: Wale Edun Speaks After His Removal: I’m Proud Of My Achievements As Finance Min. by opicgif: 11:11am On Apr 23
HacheNoire:
Wale has always and will forever be a competent hands in any government, party or administration!

He never got to that position about favoritism, party demands, or connections. He was made for the job!

A competent and disciplined expert! He made no mistakes or lost trust with the President.

His Excellency, President Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu (GCFR) only required SUBJECT MATTER EXPERT in crushing the USD.

On behalf of my Honorable self, and patriotic Nairalanders, we would like to Wish Wale Edun the very best in his future obligation!

We are proud and happy about where you got us too and won’t forget your sacrifices.
have you worked for Wale before? NO!
or worked with Wale before? NO!
have you even seen the man before in person? NO

but you are on nairaland praising the man..
meanwhile the people who worked with him
built a coffin for him yesterday
and signed condolence register for him

people are dying of hunger
almost every young girl is into hookup today
the economy is terribly bad

minimum wage can not buy a bag of rice
so many people are resorting to herbal treatment because they cant afford treatment in hospitals
NAFDAC literally had to ban sachet alcohol and bitters
have you asked yourself why so many people are drinking bitters in the morningshuh

malaria - bitters
typhoid - bitters
cold - bitters
waist pain - bitters
sex - bitters

everybody is drinking herbs and agbo

but you are here
hyping the finance minister that destroyed the economy
PoliticsRe: Mahdi Aliyu Gusau Resigns From PDP, Set To Join ADC by opicgif: 6:03pm On Apr 13
PDP heavyweighthuh?

Deputy Governor who couldn’t win PDP primaries for Governorship?

lol

I wish him the best
He’s a humble young man
Forced to do politics
PoliticsRe: #occupyinec: Atiku, Obi, Kwankwaso, Amaechi, Others Protest In Abuja (Pics) by opicgif: 12:08pm On Apr 08
the people that worked with tinubu to bring APC & buhari into power (excluding PO)
and worked under buhari for 8 years to destroy Nigeria

have now fallen out of favour with Tinubu
and want to remove APC from power

David Mark, Aregbesola, Amaechi have been in government for decades!

Omo
i'm tired man
PoliticsRe: Tinubu donates all salaries since 2023 to families of wounded & dead soldiers by opicgif: 8:26pm On Mar 29
jojothaiv:
This is commendable.

Ire o!
E no go better for you!

So in other words
He has not used his salary since he resumed office?

It has been stored away somewhere?
CrimeRe: Fighting A Police Officer During Arrest? Your Express Way To Prison by opicgif: 9:04am On Mar 10
This is the face of a policeman who attempted to kidnap someone 2 years back

Until myself and others resisted him vehemently and he ran away

I reported from PoliceCRU to Moscow Rd Police HQ

The police men laughed at me that how can big guys like us, police wants to carry us

It’s 2/3 years now

No justice

PoliceHQ said they don’t know the man from anywhere

God will punish you for this post

CrimeRe: Fighting A Police Officer During Arrest? Your Express Way To Prison by opicgif: 8:58am On Mar 10
Too many jobless idle children
Creating posts on this website
While awaiting admission
Instead of you to go and learn handwork
You are writing what you don’t understand

More than half of all the policemen in port harcourt arresting people on the roads are on illegal duty

They arrest you, drive you to Ogoni, threaten to shoot you and dump your corpse in river if you don’t transfer money to them,

When you report at Moscow road police hq, those ones will deny the police men


Then you come and create thread that people should willingly follow policemen?

Either you are jobless, or you a child trying to get into blogging

Because you’re not even smart enough to be paid for this job that nobody sent you
CrimeRe: Fighting A Police Officer During Arrest? Your Express Way To Prison by opicgif: 8:53am On Mar 10
Does this your LAW also apply to bandits and terrorists that have killed more than 100 soldiers in past week alone and thousands of policemen ??

Or your admonition is only for defenseless innocent citizens in the south of Nigeria?

Because in the north, when police arrests, youth gang up, go to the police station and burn it down, so what the police do now is to

Inform community and religious leaders before entering communities to make arrests, and if they are not given green light, they stand down!

So I ask again, is this your law and admonition for only weak and innocent Nigerians who can’t fight back, or it’s actually for EVERY NIGERIAN?
Foreign AffairsRe: Russia Gifts Madagascar 2 Helicopters, 6 Military Trucks & Food Items (Photos) by opicgif: 11:14am On Mar 09
there is absolutely no reason why

any country should gift any African country food!!!
PoliticsRe: Turaki-led PDP NWC Accuses INEC Of Bias, Faults Meeting With Wike Faction by opicgif: 8:52pm On Feb 06
ufotunang:
...you say his wife with trump in USA doing what together?🙄
Tinubu’s wife is in the USA for National prayer summit

Trump even recognized her publicly
PoliticsRe: Turaki-led PDP NWC Accuses INEC Of Bias, Faults Meeting With Wike Faction by opicgif: 1:40pm On Feb 06
ufotunang:
... wike fund the party for 8 years..so is it why wike is destabilizing and destroying PDP and holding down PDP for APC and Tinubu to have an easy win in 2027
yes
that is why
since the PDP decided to give a fulani man presidential ticket in 2023 to do another 8 years
after a fulani man (buhari) completed his own 8 years and destroyed Nigeria

Wike said, okay we will completely destroy the PDP! and that is what he is doing

and by the way, there is nobody in the PDP that can challenge Tinubu.

The same Tinubu whose wife is in USA with Trumphuh

I'm not even being political or campaigning or anything of the sort...
but the only person that can win Tinubu is PETER OBI!

Not Atiku
Not Wike
Not PDP
Not ADC
Nobody...
PoliticsRe: Turaki-led PDP NWC Accuses INEC Of Bias, Faults Meeting With Wike Faction by opicgif: 9:02am On Feb 06
Brendaniel:
….where PDP failed was when Wike said he was going to support Tinubu for president in 2023 against their own presidential candidate, he was supposed to be expelled immediately.

One of the biggest mistakes the PDP ever made in recent time)[/b]
lol
Where PDP failed was allowing the people that removed PDP from power in 2015, like Atiku,

To come back to the PDP and become presidential aspirant in 2019 and 2023


And left Wike to fund the party for 8 years
PoliticsRe: Turaki-led PDP NWC Accuses INEC Of Bias, Faults Meeting With Wike Faction by opicgif: 8:59am On Feb 06
Brendaniel:
….where PDP failed was when Wike said he was going to support Tinubu for president in 2023 against their own presidential candidate, he was supposed to be expelled immediately.

One of the biggest mistakes the PDP ever made in recent time)[/b]
lol
Where PDP failed was allowing the people that removed PDP from power in 2015, like Atiku,

To come back to the PDP and become presidential aspirant in 2019 and 2023


And left Wike to fund the party for 8 years
BusinessRe: Do People Really Make Money From Forex Trading? by opicgif: 3:46pm On Feb 03
i take God beg you

anything
1) Forex
2) Crypto
3) Sports betting

that you are doing, to get rich
because someone on social media is flaunting and buying big cars every year, traveling abroad etc
STOP IT NOW. YOU WILL BE RUINED!

all those guys are influencers. they are selling a lifestyle. they are fraudsters. someone is losing money for them to make money.
people will disagree with me, and probably abuse me, but i beg you, i am not a hater
i am telling you the honest truth

think about this
1) ABOKI people have been doing forex since Nigerian independence, you don't see them buying cars every year
2) in the US, to become a government registered trader you must write difficult financial exams (see the attached picture)

but on social media, you will see some kid, start trading, one year later, he buys a lambo, carries girls, and travels the world

THEN SELLS SIGNALS, REFERS YOU TO A BROKER, OR TRADING PLATFORM ETC ETC

thats where he makes his money, referalls

you get attracted by his lifestyle, you join his course, you put money in his exchange, your money hangs, he gets his percentage
its just a ponzi scheme bro...

FamilyRe: My Wife Refuses To Cook With Charcoal Stove! by opicgif: 9:18pm On Jan 24
bigpicture001:
U dnt have a family, if u do, u will realize that family gather every evening before and after dinner...

Now tell me, what else unite family aside the t. V?

And what else is shown on channels t. V...

Saying I sub gotv, doesn't mean I do 16k sub... There is 3500 sub, and that is the one I do..

When u have a family, u will understand!
I have a family
2 children
8 years (primary 4)
And
6 years (primary 2)

Bro
My salary is wayyyyyyyy more than a million Naira a month
And I HAVE STOPPED PAYING FOR DSTV!!!!
because IT IS EXPENSIVE!

I will not use charcoal stove and watch Gotv

Cut your coat according to your size
Set your priorities right sir


God bless your family
CultureRe: Akwa Ibom & Cross River Peoples by opicgif(op): 7:30pm On Jan 23
Still waiting for any response
FamilyRe: My Wife Refuses To Cook With Charcoal Stove! by opicgif: 7:17pm On Jan 23
I’m just seeing that you are also paying
Gotv
Internet for house

Bro
You are not just wicked
You are evil

So many rich people have stopped paying for gotv/dstv

But someone that can’t afford gas, you are still paying for gotvhuh??

Nahhh, you are evil
FamilyRe: My Wife Refuses To Cook With Charcoal Stove! by opicgif: 7:13pm On Jan 23
And the annoying thing is

Gas is cheaper, and more efficient than Charcoal!!!

If you said firewood, I will understand

But you went out and bought a new stovehuh?

Nahh, you’re wicked!
You hate that woman
FamilyRe: My Wife Refuses To Cook With Charcoal Stove! by opicgif: 7:10pm On Jan 23
bigpicture001:
Because of the high cost of energy, I barred her from overly use of electric hot plate, also gas finishes so fast.. all these are draining the family maintainance resources..

So I deviced a means to bring down the cost of energy by purchasing gokpo charcoal stove.. it's a new kinda charcoal stove that doesn't fume, it's clean energy and also burns faster..

Just that u need to infuse charcoal enough and cook straight hours so u can exchaust the charcoal, lest it won't stop burning inside..

Believe me, it doesn't darken pot nor fume..

By she has refused to use it, claiming I am taking her to olden days and causing lots of stress..

Okay I suggested she start to part pay the cost of cooking energy if sh must stick with her choice.. but sh has not filled gas since then nor part pay the huge NEPA bill that comes monthly..

Abeg wetin I go do for this case

*File photo
I stopped reading at

I barred her from ….


Mr Dictator, i don’t blame you
It’s the women that marry men like you I blame ….

There are so many poor people, even living in batcher houses, cooking with small gas cylinder …

The small girls you may be sleeping with by the side, your side chicks, have you also told them to stop using gas in their houses?

Let me help you save some more money

Tell your wife to stop using menstrual pad, she should be using rags, like our grand parents used


It will save you more money

If she doesn’t agree, please divorce her …
PoliticsRe: Umar Damagum Hands Over To Turaki As PDP National Chairman by opicgif: 6:28pm On Dec 02, 2025
[quote author=anonimi post=137668388]How do you think that will help or hinder the politicians loot the commonwealth of those who don't care about the politics of their country, state


you guys spread keep spreading this lie!

Atiku never offered to step down for the south east

It is a lie


Now that PO and Atiku are no longer in the PD, why is Atiku disturbing PO to be his vice?

There’s no more wike in the picture, why can’t he support PO? or south east?


Wike deserves every hate he gets but ATIKU IS THE CAUSE OF PDPs DOWNFALL
PoliticsRe: Difference Between Career Ambassadors And Non-career Ambassador by opicgif: 7:23am On Dec 01, 2025
jumobi1:
Within the diplomatic field, Minister is a rank. Different from an appointed Federal Minister.
Okay that’s awesome
Thanks
PetsRe: Photos From The Kennel Club Of Rivers Dog Walk 2025 by opicgif: 7:21am On Dec 01, 2025
Hi logadims
Can you link me with this guy?

I need a dog like this

Or a dog bigger than this

I’m in ph

PoliticsRe: Difference Between Career Ambassadors And Non-career Ambassador by opicgif: 9:39am On Nov 30, 2025
please clarify what you mean by minister > ambassador

lets not mislead people

a minister is higher than an ambassador

an ambassador reports to the minister of foreign affairs

so what kind of minister do you meanhuh?
EducationRe: Medical Students: How Did You Get A High Jamb Score. by opicgif: 9:34am On Nov 30, 2025
WesleyPepper:
Well, DE spots are usually very limited and competitive. So starting from 100 level might not be bad after all .
One of my classmates in med school did physiotherapy as first degree and still started 100 level with us because he took another jamb instead of DE.
Life isn’t linear
but this is not the crux of the matter

the issue is

if a graduate is complaining about jamb textbooks? should he be going in for medicine?
EducationRe: Medical Students: How Did You Get A High Jamb Score. by opicgif: 1:24pm On Nov 28, 2025
Jackanda1:
Proffesor topic, so Physics, chemistry and biology Jamb syllabus is not bulky to you.
NO SIR!

A graduate of Microbiology
who has already written Physics, Chemistry, and Biology in Year 1 (with bulkier books)
Eight semesters
from Year 1 to Year 4
who intends to go back to school to study medicine
can not complain of JAMB books being bulky

Actually this your response has shown me that you are not a graduate
(which is not a crime)

this your post is NOT TRUE!

Again, i am not criticizing you, your post is just not true


Also (i may be wrong) but a graduate of microbiology will not write JAMB and start from year 1 again, but will enter with direct entry

Micro[b]BIOLOGY[/b] graduate can not write BIOLOGY in Year 1 again
(i may be wrong)

if your story is true, then i wish you the very best, and dont listen to any negative thought at all

go for what you want - medicine! and in no time, you will graduate
if you don't go for it, you will regret it in future
EducationRe: Medical Students: How Did You Get A High Jamb Score. by opicgif: 1:12pm On Nov 28, 2025
this is not a negative criticism

if as a graduate of microbiology, you are complaining about JAMB books being bulky
i really don't think you should be writing JAMB [b]to go back to study medicine [/b]again

just one of your textbooks in university should be more than any JAMB book
so how did you read in school?

except your story isn't true

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