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Education / This Is The Most Useless Book In The World. by OpsMoniker: 7:04am On Feb 01, 2018
There is a book called, “What every man thinks about apart from sex”.

And guess what? When you turn the pages of this book, there’s nothing. Just nothing. No words are written.
The whole book is empty. Only blank pages.

I don’t think there is anything most useless than this sh*t of a book in the whole world.

Does it mean that there is nothing else men think apart from sex?

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Romance / Re: Yahoo Boys & Ritual: Nigerian Lady Has A Strong Message For Lazy Girls (Video) by OpsMoniker: 10:46am On Jan 24, 2018
A word is enough for the wise.
Education / What Will Happen If You Boil Egg Inside Oil Instead Of Water? by OpsMoniker: 10:05am On Jan 24, 2018
Don't try this at home

Basically for the first 10 seconds it does nothing but after that the shell splits and the inside fries.

Honestly, I was expecting at least a small explosion but I was disappointed.

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Romance / Re: She Said I Must Marry Her By Fire By Force. by OpsMoniker: 5:06am On Nov 16, 2017
khiaa:



Start dating someone else. I don't understand you, if you didn't want her why did you pay the bride price? undecided
I did not pay the bride price. Just only introduction.
Romance / She Said I Must Marry Her By Fire By Force. by OpsMoniker: 4:33am On Nov 15, 2017
I met a lady in her late twenties on Facebook around July 2015. We started chatting and calling until January 2016 when she agreed to pay me a visit because we reside in different states. Everything was moving smoothly until the thought of marriage started flooding her mind. I told her that I would have loved to marry her but I am not financially stable yet, she said no problem that she will manage with me. She persuaded me to meet with her parents which I did around February 2017. After the first meeting with the parents she started worrying me again that I should come for introduction and collection of marriage list. I told her I am not yet ready but she wouldn't let me rest, at last I agreed and fixed a date for the introduction. I bought all the drinks they requested and also paid for the list. By then she started visiting me, she will visit and never want to go back unless I ask her to go on the ground that we are not fully married. Around March 2017 she said she will like us to spend Easter holiday together so that I will use the opportunity to introduce her to my parents I said ok. We went and my people accepted her. Then we travelled back to our various base. Around June 2017 she started again, asking me to fix date for the wedding which I objected that I can't just fix date without adequate financial preparation. It's not as if she is going to support me financially, I am the one footing all the bill because she's not working. This is where the problem started, she gave me ultimatum to fix a date for wedding or she will park her things and start leaving with me prior to when I am ready to do the wedding. I refused outrightly that she must remain in his parents house. Without my notice she parked her things and came to my base, after spending like 1 month I asked her to go back to her base that we can't continue staying together when we're not fully married. She refused but later left with annoyance. When she left, different thoughts started flooding my mind. I never wanted to marry a full time house wife. I've jokingly told her to get a job but she refused with the excuse that she prefer business but there is no capital to establish any for her. I now told her instead of keeping her waiting that if sees someone else that is interested that she should go ahead but she said no. That she must wait for me even if it is in the next 5yrs that I must Marry her. She threatened over her dead body will she Marry another man. What do I do to get this lady off my neck.

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Sports / Re: Best 20 Memes From Argentina Vs Nigeria by OpsMoniker: 3:42am On Nov 15, 2017
Nice one. Imagine betting on Nigeria to win & over 2.5 and stake with 10k.
Music/Radio / Re: Efe – I Love You (Video) by OpsMoniker: 3:25am On Nov 15, 2017
Efe should stop deceiving himself. Music is not his calling. Let him try something else before his account goes red.

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