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It not good... my girlfriend used to be my best friend,

All these proposal self... I need someone to prove to me this particular one was not planned...

booked

once Debe.... the poster below can complete it

Cessa0:
hehe.. d girl in red tho... London bridge is falling down.. falling down.. falling down

*has fallen* this one worse pass London bridge

mhisbliss:
smh, sorry to disappoint you I'm very much single

Single? I guess we have something in common... can we make this private?

onyenze123:
√2+j5 ( 2sinx - 3tanx)

chai bros why you do me like this na

Mille:
Three ways you can avoid pregnancy without a Condom

1. Never ejaculate in her

2. Urinate after Each round of sex

3. If you like Ice-Cream, and you are educated, this one is for you.
Start Calculating her menstrual cycle and calculate her safe period. Ejaculate in her as much as you want during her safe period. She will NEVER get pregnant.

PS: This only works if she has a regular period. DO NOT TRY with women with irregular menstruation.

please how do I calculate her safe period

mhisbliss:
you're beginning to sound like you know him is he your brother? Or your neighbor

Trust me... investigate it... you'll know... if you need hints feel free to consult me

mhisbliss:
you this guy so you use to masturbate, smh i cant believe this, i thought he's a real guy didn't know hes a perv spits on thread

which guy doesn't? even your boyfriend does

Bomshell:
May God forgive diz man(amen)

It my pleasure

Seanjay:
So Wetin make he do? Make he go Kenya go kill d guy for police station abi Wetin ?

please ask him for me o

project8:
bros u get bad mouth. abi u study mathematics? lol

I'm studying statistics

danidee10:
You're fvvcking crazy (no insult intended)
How did you come up with this....
I nearly spilled coffee on my laptop while reading this

You just made my day

lol....

Sanchez01:
This is not something to laugh or clown over. Rape cases, no matter how wild your imagination is, should never be taken for a beer parlour discussion.

Whatever your opinion is, because this is my first time being the FCT please join me pop champagne

Maybe the herbalist asked him to Bleep a 100 year old woman... he had 98 year old granny and complement it with the 2 year old geh... equation balanced
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wow! this is my first time being on FTC... ADONBILIVIT

Inside a bathroom at my working place... 5 likes to share the full story

Lol I can draw the n*de of my girlfriend with my eyes closed... and it hasn't reached a year so what are you talking about

my man is neither long nor big, hook me up you'll feel no pain

yea let's hook up my man is neither big nor long, you won't feel any pain

space booked I'll come back to comment

OP Jolla at me when you stop your imagination

jennyidem:

jennyidem I'll like you to be my friend ... I'm Opeyemi

FP loading

You mean that's what Wizkid is missing?

Leggo

Ada9103:
Not again ......



Happy birthday to me........make some noise

Happy birthday... blessings to you and yours

But I'm not seeing any steam coming out of it na...