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LePrezident:
Lol which kain lullaby be this? I no fit sleep o... iyawo, send vn biko

oko iyawo
thats the lullaby i sing for my kids and they must sleep.

jakandeola:
wat dat meant hahaha my wife go and sleep

make ur wife go sleep witout eating d bread u bought from prison...

Oga o

elegantslayer:
tanx dear,been a Chelsea fan for moredan 8years now

wow thats cool


royalty ti take over

richieyung:
Hey guys,

amarabae
ikp20
adewumiopeyemi
refiner
optiona
skarlett
laveda
princeakins

you no know say una scarce ni

Una and garri i still they think which one scarce pass.. Una (men) they compete with garri for market...


Una scarce like garri biko.....

LePrezident:
Lol funny geh... single me a lullaby first so I can sleep

lolz ok oh

*who is in the garden* a little fine girl, can i come and see her?? no no no..

There are two black birds sitting oh the well, one name peter one name paul. Fly away peter fly away paul. Come back peter come back paul. Oh come back *you two stupid* little black birds and sit on the well..

Oya sleep.

jakandeola:
am back from a ban amarabae ikp20 adewumiopeyemi refiner optional1 skarlett laveda princeakins
God bless
presh900 all I will sat is God bless I forgive u

but I dont forget

welcome

where d bread dey

LePrezident:
You've lost me

lost but found..
Sleep when you wake we continue..

JeffreyJamez:
Osheeeeeey!!
*Shaking bumbum*
We go chop cake ba

*bumbum bum bum*

3 different cake una go chop.

elegantslayer:
lol.....lemme mind him,he already told me sorry

ok

welcome to the club of pride.

JeffreyJamez:
Who dey do birthday?

we (me, my dad robosky02 and SmellingAnus) May is our birthday so double trophy for us.

CaptPlanet:
Great game lads.


We'll wait till spurs bottle it against crystal palace. The pressure is on them now.



How can I go to bed without saying goodnight to all chelsea fans and my bae optional1.

We did it again.

sweetheart mi o'se gan...
mo nife re.
Odaro oko mi

EazyMoh:
Awwnnnn thanks for the prayer, like you know I love daughters like crazy. I say Amen to that.
Wish you the same.
And nice to make acquaintance with our very own famous Optiona.

Amen



lolz @our very own famous optional1*
@where ni'bo

fredoooooo:
Mukin where are you its 3-1 , you can decide not to update nairaland but can you stop Stamford bridge or the league table from updating ... haters gonna hate

Optional is Bae

you are the best boo....

JeffreyJamez:
Maami no vex, as I quote you she reply I come think say na your Alt

ok
no problem... Happy we won.. Birthday gift loading..

elegantslayer:
no nao

my dear
don't mind JeffreyJamez he was seeing double..

eternalcity:
shey you go black rosary, Divine Mercy or sacred heart night version? You dey show when we don share the meat finish.

weytin you dey talk self....

My birthday meat no fit finish like that..

JeffreyJamez:
Wait....No be you be optiona?

jamez
so u dont know me again....

optional1 don land...

Up Chelsea robosky02 SmellingAnus pamcode our birthday gift rolling up..

EazyMoh:
wow! you really are serious. Well "unfortunately" Someone has already caught mine too.
Wish you the best though.
It's not how fast, but how well....

lolz
for ur mind nah... Person never throw d demn thing for me bah


Anyway i pray ur first child should be a set of twin girls..

And thank you

SmellingAnus:
hahahah by the way, she should be asleep by now...

i know she is asleep but she wil wake up and see my mention..


Off to chelsea vz zaintz match thread.

LePrezident:
Lol, I don tire your matter

thats why i said * na d work wey we dey do* i mean d gist nah...

elegantslayer:
where is my name

e'ma binu ma...
Lemme add it.

EazyMoh:
lol, don't mind me. Of course I do.

what do you want it for again

Didn't you go through my convers wit zar.. Just throw d demn thing we will catch it.. And shout yes.

LePrezident:
Don't worry I don't know any whistle blowers

na d work wey we dey do.

LePrezident:
Don't worry I don't know any whistle blowers

na d work wey we dey do.

SmellingAnus:
hahhahaha those two are husband and wife na... While in this case she and I are not even dating neither are we planning to...

My Boo kashy is a Man. U fan

i don't need all this details nah... Na d work wey we dy do.. Na so e dy take start... Never mind tho..



It doesn't mean oh cos man u are for europa already.. Making it their double also..

So she has no choice than to support us to also have double... Iamkashybaby how do you see the arrangement??

EazyMoh:
Hehehe so how do I get the ball rolling? May I ask you out on a date?

you already asked the question

Do you still need an answer

LePrezident:
Lol Thank you ma, why won't I crush when u don't want to gist me. And it's 'Le' not 'La' ma

ok Leprezident sir

LePrezident:
Lol don't worry about whistle blowers, I'll be very quiet

hmmm
na so secret agent them they do.....

I have heard you.

LePrezident:
Oh me likey! #crushing... and I like ur two ear piercings... I should head to JoBurg for your sake.... are those the only piercings you got?

crusher

Very soon u will become candy crush mr laprezident sir

LePrezident:
Lol, I want this hot gist o. We should talk about it behind closed doors

hot gist Ni'bo


Please ejo as i said before don't allow whistle blowers to find me oh..

EazyMoh:
Hehehe Lol! Actually it's taking care of premium potential wives that's the problem. One has to be loaded. But eventually though it's gonna happen.

but we have all the loads you guys want to be loaded it... we don't mind writing ur name as next of kin before wedding.....


Money dey find me eh (Ego na achom ego na achom)