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naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Why so serious? [/color]

shior, la wa oh..
So person can't fit joke again...

dacovajnr:
Leave that to the twins

impossible you wanna teach them bad thing right from my womb right..
Holy Ghost fire oh...

dacovajnr:
@ the emboldened, Haa! So na Brooklyn ppl fit sweet talk you! Chai Abbey you don suffer! Where I take see you sef to the extent of Wooing you?


Only you have my mumu button, oya do the needful

lolz

you think say i fit leave you ni??

Oya go register your name for the wooing thread.

tosyne2much:
I swear e go make sense wella ehn

female edition then

sunshineG:
OK now make I just dey observe

oya oh

iamharkinwaley:
Optional allow this gentleman woo a charming one like you.

which of the gentleman please

fredoooooo come oh


CaptPlanet opportunity come but once, come and woo her oh
femi4 where you dey

Martin0 oya oh come oh

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Someone will woo you this year say AMEN! [/color]

not possible sir, so no amen....



I still like my singlehood, not ready to take anyone to dad robosky02

dacovajnr:
Imagine.playin victim card as usual

if i don't play my cards well who will

dacovajnr:
Kick Bucket Bawo? That Tiny mouth of yours like North Korea long range missile that leaks uncontrollably


Lemme go back and give you the response you deserve to your last msg

na your one and only iyawo i be oh

if i no get mouth all this brokely go just carry me with their spoilt sweet mouth oh.. And you know i will fall cos as omo igbo we like sweet thingss



you too dey vex oh shior... Remember na public light you dey oh... Control your vexing oh before you throw bottle..

sunshineG:
ah my wooie I don't have strength to woo this night I just came to watch
Plus i may learn one or two things about the art of wooing Most of the mokiners here are my boss

we are not starting the wooing this night oh..
You just register your name first this night..
Then next 2day or so the wooing will start..

falconey:
I wan woo you but you no gree plait hair.

i for plait the hair but you no wan grow up to become responsible for once...

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Good evening ma, how are you doing? [/color]

i am fine

evening

dacovajnr:
iffa slap you ehn..was it not you who started the whole Brouhaha, now you're satisfied.

see as you dey disgrace our family for public with your anger

chai...

I don go..

sunshineG:

I no get who to woo jare

you say

BiafraBushBoy:
woo me na

when you become gayrial

where is lefulefu and his popcorn

reporter thepussyhunter where you dey oh come here.

tosyne2much:
God knows I will definitely register my presence on a thread like this

Abeg who get aboniki balm?

i suppose woo you oh...

see live match

naijaboiy u no try oh.

dacovajnr:
Baami is it your family matter? Abeg free us

But my advice for you be say no marry wife like optional if you no get liver to handle her

lolz
he will just kick bucket before his time..

CaptPlanet:
Awwww! Lemme go and buy drink

what kinda drink are you going to buy

princetom1:
Yekpa, kuku let d guy die...

he can not die oh..
He is meant to live longer than his fathers..

smartty68:
So una two carry family matter enter this thread bah...

is your family matter Or is your thread

Dacovajnr honey come and carry this man before i mess on his head oh..

dacovajnr:
Coz you lied about the twins already and you're still going to tell lies in one way or the other before 6pm


Well you wouldn't accept me coz you prefer those who doll up looking rich but can't boast of 100k in their accounts compared to "We" who doll up like Mark Zuckerberg but with fat account balance..Hehehehe! Why do I need a skull to make raba I knw Raba made from skull no dey last forever Oya talk another thing



Sure I'll definitely come with 2 trucks wey go carry diapers


Angry Bawo..Na normal issh to me.

hahahahaha

lolz
i am enjoying this evening oh..

Imagine like you know me more than my name, like you even know who i am apart from d dp you see on nairaland..

My babies are doing so great in my womb so don't cry and be happy for once with me...



Lolzz (*we* who doll up like mark zuckerberg with fat account..) lolz

like seriously, and you can't even transport yourself to see my parent, you are just there calling them by phone, you haven't even seem my real face self cos you are broke and can't maintain me.. Lolz


you think i don't know your motive.. Be look for skull lemme see who will sell for you..


Diaper from skull money please is better you just stay in your house, we will send you baby gifts through jumia.. Okay.. Don't bother coming oh.. If you try it, you can end up in the other part oh..

dacovajnr:
Let he who is without sin cast the first stone.. Tell me you've not lied today..Women & Hypocrisy are inseparable


Why do women like to stretch men beyond their natural limits? Being Ambitious is not Tantamount to Bragging, it simply mean "I aspire to be great" afterall Dangote started from the bottom

I Thank God I've not paid for your head,if not you'd have asked for Gulfstream G650 just to have a baby shower

Hate me or like me I won't stop being ambitious! As for the Twins, I wish you save delivery in advance

hahahahaha

tell me one comprehensive reason why i should lie today of all day huh..



We wouldn't accept your money cos we know you can't afford it, we know you have nothing maybe you even trade a skull to have that money..



Don't worry you will be invited for their naming ceremony ok..



Look at how he is angry already..

dacovajnr:
Kukuma kill me. Was it not last month I bought you Mercedes-Benz G63 AMG 6×6 after you threatened to abort our baby?

why does men lie so much in public...
I hate guys who brag about what they can't do..

Thank God you haven't pay for my head i would have told my parent to return your money + you keep the change..

As for the baby, is not yours they are for someone else.. The baby i am carrying are twin girls for your information sir..



Oya find your way..

oboi see ride




Dacovajnr come and buy me this ride or i divorce you..

Another great lesson alwayz keep in touch of others..

At least have up to 5 nairalanders contact and have that one you can trust and drop your words with...

We should show each other some love and care no matter our difference here..



One thing i learnt from him offline is he alwayz apologise when he feel he has hurt you.... He doesn't keep too much in his heart..

I will miss him forever...

Fidecoo:
,Good of mercy, this is unbelievable. Just like that? I may not have met him in person, but I usually view some of his post. May, his soul rest in peace.sending my condolences & Asking God almighty to give his family the fortitude to bear this lost.what a sadden news.

Amen!

CaptPlanet fredoooooo tell me Chelsea will defend the title...


Royal Blue all the way...

he alwayz say his mind anytime anyday.. Even if his say doesn't suit you, he will still say it..

AyamConfidence:
thanks mami... It was me who made a mistake

ok
no problem, glad you called..