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lets go there baba mi leading the way.....


Victory is ours..

SINZ:
Come on, don't be shy to admit it.

time to sleep

good morning

Lolz

SINZ:
Almost every nigga here wants to woo you, whats the secret?

haba which one is almost every nigga here....



Well the secret is sambisa forest courtesy of shekau and my nigeria dad robosky....

SINZ:
Jakandeola left this romance room a broken hearted blogger and it's all your fault!

lolz


biko i does not doing anythings to anybody oh.
Iz does not my fault biko..

What's my own with assnal market

collinometricx:
optional hw market





Good way to start d season

COYG

no vex me this night oh

iamharkinwaley:
Uwc ma lady
So what Club did u belong to?
Let me guess Man.United Am I right or left

seems you not good in guessing...
You guessed leg over sorry.. I am a member of the Royal Blue Army.. ProudlyBlues

stanfford:
I do love to woo mimzzy whole heartedly.....

oya go ahead and cc. Naijaboiy

SINZ:
So you'd rather father-zone the guy than love him

lolz god-father-zone oh..



I already got a father but not father-zone oh.

wristbangle:

did you say you don't have crush


What about strewberry abi blackberry you sent pm to and she/he opened your yansh last night....

Better call her out and woo her, lets know your intention next..

iamharkinwaley:
Yeah Sure awesome, Arsenal winning tonight made it Super Awesome, Did you watch ? I always like it when ladies got interest and passion for football.

How about you?

Guess you had a great day.

assnal won

not an assnal fan so i didn't follow up..




My day was great thank you..

sambisa forest should be included to nigeria states also.. Cos mine is sambisa forest....

Buharison:
Was just joking, am not wooing anybody here, but all the same, you all are jobless

ya life dey with shekau, he can press your button to explode anytime..

You better find your right way...

Mtchewwww

Marcelo290:
Far beyond the lace, she was beautifully built, And when when I looked into that tender eyes of hers, I saw it..!

Her face shone like the race of the sun, spreading the edges around those in contact with her..

Her smile gave the world a new look, which she willingly gave out, never failed to laugh at anything said, you begin to wonder if she ever gets angry..

All she wanted was someone

Someone who would be there for her..

Someone who would stand by her side, that perfect gentleman.. I decided to step in! to be the man! to make the difference!

Only if you could say yes my lady, my heart yearns for thee, my soul is incomplete without thy love..

Just say yes and I would be the happiest man on earth, I dream and wake up thinking about you, all I see is a real man taking you to the alter, taking you to the isle... an isle of bliss.

I wish to adore you with the robe of a princess, and a crown of a queen, so you could sit beside me till eternity and whisper sweet words to me.

Our love shall endure till the ends of time!

I love you my queen!

THE END.

Still searching for that Nairaland girl that deserves this from me though.

please find her as soon as possible wedding bells must ring this year...











Feranchek see waiting your mate dey do wey you no fit do....

Buharison:
Am not a Muslim, baba toasted aisha in public so there's nothing like haram there

see ya life
see as you are opening your yansh with your own hands..
Chai
baba truely born pikin wey resemble am..


Is not haram but you are hypocrisy cos you already called us jobless for doing this..

Abeg mention you wooee and tag naijaboi..

SINZ:
The guy seems to genuinely care about you

that is why he suppose to be god-father and not sugar daddy..

See me see river niger oh

which kind thing be this one..


You wey no fit feed once in a day if not for my help that you are eating 4 times in a day now..
Is you that will give me money on a daily basis..

I haff told you to stop blowing lies in public is embarrassing to my unborn twin girls..

dacovajnr:
Which money you worked for exactly? The one I dey give you on daily basis?


Born dem make we see who dem go resemble

God knows you won't sight your eyes on my twin girls..

Buharison:
Am talking about my fulani wife to be na, met her here

whether you aff ur furani wifi here, it still doezn't give you d light to woo her in public.. Cos iz haram

and btw you called all of us here on this thread jobless..

Meaning, you are also jobless and hypocrisy.. Smh for you

kukuma kill me throw away

SINZ:
Jakandeola the blogger-general of NL

that one no fit be sugar daddy nah..

E suppose be god-father..




Seems him and mynd had a fight again.. But i saw his tribute to firstking yesterday..

It was ok

but

sunshineG:
this are not my lines
I wanted to test something before applying it
It is called "exaggerated truth "
For example : mr x is fool (the simple truth)
Mr x is a saliva dripping slowpoke (exaggerated truth)
Similar sentences but the second one sounds more truthful

i won't let you do ur practise here cos she will get to know your hand writing on the wall easily....


Okay!

Buharison:
I want to woo the lady with the biggest ukwu here

see ya life aboki

u self sabi ukwu

chai nijelia aff finish

even aboki reave em furani girl..


Itiz well oh..

SINZ:
Lol, no mind me jare.


Where's that your sugar daddy? He's been conspicuously missing for some days now.

lolz
sugar daddy Conspicuously missing

Biko which of my sugar daddy

my sweet snake sausage lalasticlala
Biko bịa nyere amina508 aka biko atụkwasara m gị obi lalasticlala

SINZ:
I almost died of laughter when I typed that

you guys wants to finish someone's life with laugh..
You try i'm feeling the fire of them ukwu boys association.. Ukwu Under God lolz

Jacksparr0w1207:
If I can't woo you then I'm only gonna sit on the fence and watch

ogbeni June don pass July don pass August is here and will soon pass yet i never see aso ebi chelsea to sell..

Kilode kilo happen she reject the ring again..

sunshineG:
i am longing to see your beautiful smile and goddess shaped body

Your character alone already makes you a dolphin in the midst of sharks

Your attitude towards me already makes you appear like a bridge at the center of a gridlock

Just put me out of my mistry and show me glimpse of your magnificently made body. Don't make me wait any longer , every moment I wait makes my heart grow fonder


practice section.

Cc optional what do you think
Nothing special

sunshine she is not allowed to see your lines yet.. You have opponent who is still not allowed to see your lines..

rest in peace sir..



But how are we gonna survive biafra when almost all the army men are going home of no return..

ePrive:
Cause I gat some much to pour from my heart...

If I don't tell "the one"...I might get an attack.

mention any lady and cc. Naijaboiy only one lady oh..
It mustn't be your crush just any, it can be married or single lady..

Buharison:
Truly buhari has failed in employment aspect

one of the reason buhari is sick and still doesn't know what is wrong with himm
mtchewww like you the minister of socia media..

CaptPlanet:
Not to worry. When i'm coming you'll be the first to know. I feel lucky getting daddy's first love .

lolz

don't keep my dad waiting..

SINZ:
United Ukwu Boyz Association of West Africa, Nairaland Chapter. (Motto: One Ukwu, Under God. )

We look out for our own.

lolz hahaha

i was drinking pepper soup when i saw this abeg sinz no kill us abeg..

Feranchek:
amongst her list, I called you the ONLY beautiful lady.

it still doesn't mean oh..
When you woo is when we will know if truely you are saying the truth...

thepussyhunter:
i dont know o

right now i've got 28 crushes on nl
14 on fb
12 on whatsapp
and 8 in reality (including 2 at work)



wanted to marry nextt year but as e be so i go wait till 32 before i marry cos i never still choose from these crushes



hey abeg can you help me real G sunshine to practice for the contest

chai woman wrappering no good oh, e dey kill quick oh..

Abeg carry one and forget the rest another person go pick them..



SunShine never ready for business oh.. He is still shy.. When he is ready let him make me to know...