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Politics › Re: Epic Photo OF Buhari Deep In Thoughts; Looking Out Through His Office Window by opyzy(m): 6:39pm On Apr 30, 2016

STFUand4kMeHARD:
after emptying a big calabash of burukutu mixed with kunu ...... time for some gworo chewing by the window side

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Politics › Re: Photos Of Boko Haram leaders captured by the army recently by opyzy(m): 11:06pm On Apr 28, 2016

it seems the riffraff in the first pic hasn't seen a camera before stup¡d idiot

BTW this terrorists are always extremely ugly

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Education › Re: See What A 300level Student Of OAU Wrote by opyzy(m): 4:03pm On Apr 27, 2016

Education › Re: See What A 300level Student Of OAU Wrote by opyzy(m): 3:58pm On Apr 27, 2016

op this topic is totally unnecessary and superfluous.that the guy committed few blunders doesn't mean he doesn't have something upstairs.If English is not our mother tongue why do you expect us to speak/write it without mistakes. abeeegiii undecided

TV/Movies › Re: DSTV Open Week: Subscribers To View All Stations Free by opyzy(m): 7:27pm On Apr 13, 2016

whey d light? don't surprised when you see Nigeria suffers total blackout for one week on news headlines,phcn do mad i swear, imagine after getting the mtn free data on about 5 sims phcn switched the light that very dey for four good days angry

, when i checked those sims after light has been restored mtn don reduce my 4.5 gig to 10mb cry

i swear phcn wherever una day god go continue to dey punish una everyday

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Crime › Re: Which Of These Nigeria Security Agencies Is Well Equipped? by opyzy(m): 8:55am On Apr 12, 2016

.Nigeria armed robber association undecided

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Science/Technology › Re: The Snake A Nairalander Killed In His Neighbour's Farm by opyzy(m): 2:18pm On Apr 07, 2016

guy do you know how many generations of snakes you've just wasted? cry

you deserve to be given life imprisonment then from there to hellfire angry

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Romance › Re: OAU Student Caught Masturbating In The Public ---see pictures and Video by opyzy(m): 11:51am On Mar 27, 2016

fynestboy come o

Crime › Re: Gunmen Shoot Herbalist In Nsukka, Enugu (photo) by opyzy(m): 9:48pm On Mar 23, 2016

kilode100:
I only see the big blokos in the boxers.

yeye girl

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Politics › Re: Toyin Saraki Joins Rotary International - Arch Klumph Society - Photos by opyzy(m): 4:03pm On Mar 10, 2016

thank god for make up wink

Politics › Re: Ben Bruce Orders Innoson Car For His Personal Use From The Anambra Based Company by opyzy(m): 6:12pm On Feb 13, 2016

nice one, but must he announce everything on twitter? undecided

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Celebrities › Re: Ladies Can You Lick This Kinda Ice Cream In Public [PICS] by opyzy(m): 3:33pm On Jan 08, 2016

meehn which kind end time "dildoric" ice cream be this? angry

Romance › Re: He Is A Christian, I Like Him But I'm Not Christian. Advice Needed by opyzy(m): 11:10pm On Jan 07, 2016

don't let your parents and religion ruin your relationship, you have your own life to live!

Romance › Re: 4 Very Funny Steps To Shield Your Bae From Rich Predators!! Lwkm! by opyzy(m): 10:58pm On Jan 07, 2016

but why "yoruba boy demon" undecided

Celebrities › Re: Yemi Alade Stuns In African Prints (photo) by opyzy(m): 11:40am On Jan 04, 2016

what's wrong with her right leg? is she handicapped? undecided

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Politics › Re: I’ll Accept Supreme Court’s Verdict – Wike by opyzy(m): 11:28am On Jan 04, 2016

lol this man is funny sha if doesn't accept the judgement then he can go to privy council of England nonsense angry

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Romance › Re: 14 ways to become the perfect boyfriend by opyzy(m): 1:26am On Jan 04, 2016

all this on top one girl that you're not even sure of becoming your future partner mtcheeew waste of emotion and devotion tongue

Celebrities › Re: For Those Who Call Munachi Abii Fat! She Is Stunting On You All! by opyzy(m): 1:22am On Jan 04, 2016

the question is that who cares? angry

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Politics › Re: Teni Kashamu's Outfit Goes Viral With Claims She Outshined Bride (Pics) by opyzy(m): 11:19pm On Jan 02, 2016

espn:
Massive

... boobs

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Music/Radio › Re: Top 5 Lies Told In Naija Music This Year (2015) by opyzy(m): 4:01pm On Dec 24, 2015

op do you know the meaning of diction? undecided

Pets › Re: My 1 Yr Old Female Alsatian Is Scared Of Strangers And Does Not Charge At All. by opyzy(m): 3:07am On Dec 21, 2015

give her highly concentrated oshogbo weed thank me later angry

Jokes Etc › Re: Funny Memes " My Collection " by opyzy(m): 9:34am On Dec 19, 2015

these are damn funny good job cheesy

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Politics › Re: Another Fallen Hero:Lt Salami,A Soldier Killed By Boko Haram 4-days Ago(Pictured by opyzy(m): 9:28am On Dec 19, 2015

for every nigerian soldier that is KIA 20 BH members shall pay with their lives ijn angry

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Romance › Re: Caption This Picture. by opyzy(m): 1:17pm On Dec 16, 2015

no big deal undecided

na naija mentality they worry most of us

Politics › Re: I Will Disgrace Any Governor Who Sends Me Hamper But Has Not Paid Salaries–bruce by opyzy(m): 1:15pm On Dec 16, 2015

what's this man feeling like sef undecided

him dey mad ni angry

Politics › Re: Appeal Court Upholds Tribunal’s Judgment Nullifying Wike’s Election by opyzy(m): 1:13pm On Dec 16, 2015

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Celebrities › Re: Rukky Sanda At The Premiere Of 'Beast Of No Nation' by opyzy(m): 1:12pm On Dec 16, 2015

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Celebrities › Re: Hips Don’t Lie! The Hips On This Lady SPEAKS The TRUTH by opyzy(m): 11:31am On Dec 15, 2015

I must confess I was shocked when this thread made fp shocked

how will her hips make me get my share of #arms deal with undecided

the thunder whey go fire this mod still dey rumble angry

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Family › Re: Help Me... My Mum Is Making Me Depressed. by opyzy(m): 12:08am On Dec 11, 2015

nairalander2015:
Good day nairaland.
As I write this... I am depressed, simply depressed.. If suicide led to heaven mayb i would have been a victim.
Truly itz nt everyone who smiles that is happy.
MY story
I was born into a deeper life family 20yrs ago.. And I can say i regret being born into deeper life.. I would ave preferred been converted there than being born there.
My travails started in secondary school.. Wen i failed to attend a fellowship, my mum talked harshly, slapped me an said i was a dishes disgrace.. Just because i failed to attend a school fellowship.. And I knew that I wasn't a bad kid.. Jes the gentle type.. Since then it has been bad... When others celebrate their mum.. I can't.. I am as far from my parents as anything.. Jes because they are deeperlifers.. I can't seat comfortably with my parents.. Cos of principles. Next was the battle concerning trousers.. She woke me up one black night with a thundering slap over a slim trouser.. Imagine dat was @16.. I cried and cried dat day.. Dat God made a mistake borning me in deeper life... Jes because i walked with a girl.. She banned me from going out..
Even at a young age... Threatened me that she"ll disown me if I marry a lady who wears wigs, trousers.. Omg.. Now.. I am in the university.. I never want to go home. I hate home.. I am depressed.. So so depressed.. My dad didn't send me any cash for a month cos a friend told him I failed to attend a midweek service.. Imagine.. Yet i am not rebellious. I know fellow guys like me who had big problems with their children but they were rebellious.. But i am not
I feel depressed writing this.. Spirituality without love is a disaster.. Aw i wish i wasn't born to a deeper life's family.. Itz a curse.. I am tired.. Itz threat all the time. I am not close to my parents.. Imagine.. Seems i should just die.. I now see my mum as a enemy.. Anytime i see her i am sad.. Talks too much about simple things in a bad manner quoting Bible over needless things.. Watching ball outside is a sin.. Visiting friends is a nono.. Cos they are highly placed in the church.. Yet no one to share my burdens with.. So sad... Yet they think i am happy..i know many out there experience something similar but are helples.. Oh God have mercy on me.. Itz calamitous to be the child of a fanatic especially if you don't wanna be a fanatic also.... Advises pls.. What can I do? So so depressed.. Feel like dieing to be reborn elsewhere

Cc:lalasticlala

This isn't easy but I'll advise you to rebel against them at least for once, that will make them realise you ain't a kid anymore that can bossed around they will be caught off guard since you have not done it before they are pushing you to the wall and you have to strike back angry

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