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Luizkid:
Bros, do a proper check on whatever device u're using before coming here to mislead people, the next network you're jumping to, are they even any better??

bros trust me have checked my device everything is okay, I did sub twice in a week 4.5g .

Have decided that has from tomorrow my MTN LINE WILL GO DEAD due TO the way MTN keep stealing my DATA I can't even use 9g for two weeks, NCC KEEP SILENT BUT I WILL NOT KEEP SILENT THEY SHOULD prepare TO DELETE ALL MY NAME FROM THERE DATA BASE FINITO.

welcom to nigeria where there is no law.

good nigth

Mimiko dey work APC dey cry








I remain loyal to PDP

What?

God bless the Queen

I can't not hmmm

Hmmmm

Good

Lord have mercy

When?

Mad governor

Madness

I beg I dey sleep ooolo

Mmm

Tarzarci

Eyah

1. Matthew
Suffered martyrdom in Ethiopia, Killed by a sword wound.

2. Mark
Died in Alexandria, Egypt , after being dragged by Horses through the streets until he was dead.

3. Luke
Was hanged in Greece as a result of his tremendous Preaching to the lost.

4. John
Faced martyrdom when he was boiled in huge Basin of boiling oil during a wave of persecution In Rome. However, he was miraculously delivered From death.
John was then sentenced to the mines on the prison Island of Patmos. He wrote his prophetic Book of Revelation on Patmos . The apostle John was later freed and returned to serve As Bishop of Edessa in modern Turkey . He died as an old man, the only apostle to die peacefully

5. Peter
He was crucified upside down on an x-shaped cross.
According to church tradition it was because he told his tormentors that he felt unworthy to die In the same way that Jesus Christ had died.

6. James
The leader of the church in Jerusalem , was thrown over a hundred feet down from the southeast pinnacle of the Temple when he refused to deny his faith in Christ. When they discovered that he survived the fall, his
enemies beat James to death with a fuller's club.
* This was the same pinnacle where Satan had taken Jesus during the Temptation.

7. James the Son of Zebedee,
was a fisherman by trade when Jesus Called him to a lifetime of ministry. As a strong leader of the church, James was beheaded at Jerusalem. The Roman officer who guarded James watched amazed as James defended his faith at his trial. Later, the officer Walked beside James to the place of execution. Overcome by conviction, he declared his new faith to the judge and Knelt beside James to accept beheading as a Christian.

8. Bartholomew
Also known as Nathaniel Was a missionary to Asia. He witnessed for our Lord in present day Turkey. Bartholomew was martyred for his preaching in Armenia where he was flayed to death by a whip.

9. Andrew
Was crucified on an x-shaped cross in Patras, Greece. After being whipped severely by seven soldiers they tied his body to the cross with cords to prolong his agony. His followers reported that, when he was led toward the cross, Andrew saluted it in these words: 'I have long desired and expected this happy hour. The cross has been consecrated by the body of Christ hanging on it.' He continued to preach to his tormentors For two days until he expired.

10. Thomas
Was stabbed with a spear in India during one of his missionary trips to establish the church in the Sub-continent.

11. Jude
Was killed with arrows when he refused to deny his faith in Christ.

12. Matthias
The apostle chosen to replace the traitor Judas Iscariot, was stoned and then beheaded.

13. Paul
Was tortured and then beheaded by the evil Emperor Nero at Rome in A.D. 67. Paul endured a lengthy imprisonment, which allowed him to write his many
epistles to the churches he had formed throughout the Roman Empire. These letters, which taught many of the foundational Doctrines of Christianity, form a large portion of the New Testament.

Perhaps this is a reminder to us that our sufferings here are indeed minor compared to the intense persecution and cold cruelty faced by the apostles and disciples during their times For the sake of the Faith. And ye shall be hated of all men for my name's sake: But he that endureth to the end shall be saved.
Pass on to encourage other Christians
Why Do we feel sleepy in Prayer,

But stay awake through a 3 hour movie?

Why are we so bored when we look at the HOLY BOOK,

But find it easy to read other books?

Why is it so easy to ignore a msg about God,

Yet we forward the nasty ones?

Why are Prayers getting smaller,

But bars and clubs are expanding?

Why is it so easy to worship a celebrity,

But very difficult to engage with God?

Think about it, are you going to forward this?

Are you going to ignore it, cause you think you will get laughed at?

"LIKE AND SHARE THIS TO ALL YOUR FRIENDS"

80% of you won't forward this.

GOD SAID:

If you deny me in front of your
friends, I will deny you on the day of judgment:

When one door closes , God opens two : If God has opened doors for you,

Send THIS Message Now

God has no BLACKBERRY but he's my favorite contact ... !!
He is not on FACEBOOK but he is my best friend .... !!

He is not on TWITTER but I still follow him .... !!

& even without the INTERNET I am always connected to him .....!!

He is not on WHATSAPP but he's always online .....!!

LIKE & SHARE NOW IF GOD HAS BEEN GOOD TO YOU.

Breaking news.

5 PEOPLE died in my family this morning they are

1.Mr poverty 27y
2.Mrs sickness 25y
3.Brother failure 20y
4.sister disappointed 25y
5.Uncle backwardness 22y

They will also die in your family in Jesus name... ******

What?

Don't laugh alone ooooooo....

A man died and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country. He decides he'll pick the least painful to spend his eternity.
He goes to the German hell and asks, "What do they do here?"
He is told "first they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour.
Then the German devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day".
The man does not like the sound of that at all so he moves on.
He checks out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell and many more. He discovers that they are all similar to the German hell.
Then he comes to the Nigerian hell and finds that there is a long queue of people waiting to get in...Amazed, he asks, "What do they do here?"
He is told" first they put you in an electric chair for an hour, then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. The Nigerian devil comes in & whips you for the rest of the day."
But that is exactly the same as all the other hells, why are there so many people waiting to get in?" asks the man. A concerned fellow
calls him aside and said, "Because there is never any electricity so the electric chair doesn't work.
The nails were paid for but were never supplied by the contractor, so the bed is comfortable to sleep on. And the Nigerian devil used to be a civil servant, so he comes in, signs his time sheet and goes back home for other business!!"

Have a wonderful day

You met him, 3days aqo, took
you out to a shoppinq
mall, just like that, bouqht you
thinqs that you
needed. When you were throuqh
with the shoppinq,
he took you to an eatery so as
for you quys to take
some refreshments after which
he took you home
with his ride. Few minutes later
you called him to
know if he's at home, taken his
bath and eaten? He
lazily said no, and you wished
you were there to
help out, *You are already fallinq
in love* ok...let's
ride on
The next day, you quys went out
aqain and this
time, you want to follow him
home which he aqreed.
You followed him home, and
wow, his house is so
classy and you probably wished
you came with
your wears!
After refreshment, one or two
thinqs led to another
and you were already moaninq,
awwwh, uuuuuuh,
oh myyyyyyyyy, aaaarrrrh, darrrlll,
you enjoyed the
sensation and blues: Spiritual
healinq by Marvin
Gaye...
Aftermath...
Few days later you are cryinq, he
used me, he
dumped me, men are doqs,
heartbreakers, beasts.
My dear, stop insultinq your dad
and yourself. You
think the younq man is a fool? A
beast? Heart-
breaker? Oh no, think twice
dear... It should be the
reverse...
Now, let's rewind the scenario, if
He's yet to make
it and approached you, would
you have qiven him
same treatment like the "rich"
handsome quy?
It is obvious money was workinq
throuqh you. How
is that possible to fall in love with
someone you just
met few weeks/days aqo?
Huh? Ok now, as you take fall in,
na so you don fall
out and you said he used you?
So, who was makinq
that loud sensational moaninq?
Hahahaha, don't
make me lauqh ooh. You want to
reap where you
didn't sow. Even to make heaven
is not easy at all
so don't expect heaven to just
open for you in a
platter of qold. You must earn it.
And to earn it, you
struqqle for it and to struqqle,
you have to be stronq
and to be stronq, you need
understandinq, wisdom,
knowledqe about life and
endurance! So you see?
You have proven to the quy that
with money he can
qet whatever he wants. He's not
a MAGA....

TANTUMERGO007:
fayose is far greater than awolowo

o BOY your brain need factory settings GOD bear me witness.

Hmmmm

JUST DON'T LAUGH ALONE!!!! HUSBANDS FOR SALE !

A store that sells husbands has just opened in Zimbabwe , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!

There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch .. You may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband .

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.

The second floor sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.

The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking.

"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:

Floor 4 These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are good looking and help with the housework.

"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:

Floor 5 These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 6: You are visitor number 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.

Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!

Please send this to all men for a good laugh and to all the women who can handle the truth!

Hmmmm

Good news

What?

Koool madness

Hmmmm