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IGWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! let me assit u, VIN/CHASIS No pls

GANG GANG, 12:00noon?

GANG GANG, 12:00noon?

welcome back

@ Hakir
that is how it should be done!!!keep up the good work

vin and interior pics. pls
from the pic, the car is opposite Charly Boy's house along Kubwa road?

pls is SBRS Funtua 2008/09 admission list out?

Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?"
Pupil : "A teacher".

Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !"
Sam : "It's a family tradition".
Teacher : "What do you mean?"
Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher".
Teacher : "What about your mother?"
Sam : "She's a woman".

Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him,what virtue would I be showing?"
Student : "Brotherly love".

Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?"
Sam : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook".

Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time."

Teacher : " George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ?"
Student: " Because George still had the axe in is hand."

CIGARETTE

A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other.


MARRIAGE
It's an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master.




DIVORCE
Future tense of Marriage



LECTURE
An art of transmitting Information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of students without passing throught the minds of either.



CONFERENCE
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.



COMPROMISE
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.



DICTIONARY
A place where divorce comes before marriage.



CONFERENCE ROOM
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.



ECSTASY
A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.



CLASSIC
A book which people praise, but never read.



SMILE
A curve that can set a lot things straight.



OFFICE
A place where you can relax after your strenous home life.



YAWN
The only time when some married men ever get to open their mouth



ETC
A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.



COMMITTEE
Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.



EXPERIENCE
The name men give to their Mistakes



ATOM BOMB
An invention to bring an end to all inventions.



PHILOSOPHER
A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.



DIPLOMAT
A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip



OPPORTUNIST
A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.



OPTIMIST
A person who while falling from EIFFEL TOWER says in midway "SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET".



PESSIMIST
A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, instead of the first letter in
OPPORTUNITY.



MISER
A person who lives poor so that he can die RICH.



FATHER
A banker provided by nature



CRIMINAL
A guy no different from the other, unless he gets caught.



BOSS
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.



POLITICIAN
One who shakes your hand before elections and your CONFIDENCE LATER



DOCTOR
A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills

@ WEBMASTER
He said it is DIRECT BELGIUM not registered

thanks ADE

@Carshopper
the car is parked just behind the MURANO u advertised

please kindly assit me with this wbwzzz1hpw1604151. thanks

please kindly assit me with this wbwzzz1hpw1604151. thanks

please kindly assit me with this wbwzzz1hpw1604151. thanks

try this: https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-211093.0.html

TOYOTA CAMRY 2007/2008 - ANACONDA
HONDA CIVIC - PANADOL EXTRA

P.S. My Lawyers/Accountants have their headquarters in Kano, so if you or your associates are ready for any car from the US, the transaction should be seemless. We just delivered a 2008 Pathfinder to Kano only last week. Allah ya ba mu sa'a.


Cheers,
J

Amin Jenju

Egweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!

@ Sultaan- probably

J keep the flag flying

finally

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@igwe congrats bros. i will advise you to use a prof. or the KAKI Boys if your papers are not complete. and on the train issue, 4get it there is no rail link btw aBUJA and LAGOS. The closest you get is in Minna Station. At my last check, there will be no trail suttle for atleast the next 2 wks because of washouts along the line. The train would have been the cheapest option because i use it most times to shift some heavy goods to the north.

Do yo need only functional quarry with its equipment or you can go for a licensed quarry site?

sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeet ride J.

@ chioya

@ folly69 and folahann na so ohh!!