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Romance / Re: My Experience In A Pool by Os3e(m): 10:51am On Mar 29, 2021
jayinfo2:
sorry for the delay. let me continue my story.

and for the record this story is not a fabricated one . it's actually a true life story that happened to me back then in school.

ok let's continue.

so after I got the new boxers and nice white singlet .I went back home, then bath up. wear nice perf , come and see big boy.

so I took a bus to her bus stop, then we took another bus to the hotel we were gonna swim, she was just admiring my look and outfit, that alone was driving me crazy and made me want to impress her the more.

so we got to the pool, we sat down for like five minutes, then I went to make an enquiry about how we could get access to the Pool, i was told to pay 500 naira or 1k . can't remember the price then again.

so I paid , I was given a white towel, the guy also told me to use the bathroom to shower before we enter the pool.

so I gave my babe her own towel. she entered the bathroom and showered then change to her swimming cloth. I also did the same.

the guy also showed me the different part of the pool, he said one part was shallow while the other part was deep and told me to use the shallow part. and also instructed me to tell my babe the same.

then I told my babe she said okay.

then she went to the pool side. used the pool stair case then entered the shallow part of the pool.

This is somebody that can actually swim. Unlike me .

Then mumu me because I won impress the babe, and because I don watch enough YouTube videos on how to swim, I was feeling like a boss. I went to the deep part of the pool.

na so I jump inside pool ooo.


what happened next.
hmmmmmmmmm


U go drink like 1 galon of water

Hope say no b de girl com rescue u o

Funny story lolz
Technology Market / Re: This Thread Is Only For Aliexpress Shopper by Os3e(m): 10:38am On Dec 01, 2020
genius43:


You can't bypass Local P.Os, except you make use of DHL and FEDEX Shipping methods.

Ok, thanks for enlightening me...
Technology Market / Re: This Thread Is Only For Aliexpress Shopper by Os3e(m): 10:25am On Nov 30, 2020
Pls a question for those who order frequently or those that may have knowledge about what am asking.

I noticed from comments that our local POs can't be trusted with certain types of packages such as phones.

My question is : can one make a purchase from aliexpress and have it shipped to a jumia collection depot in order to bypass the local POs? Thanks...
Politics / Re: #EndSARS: FG, NBC Trolled As CNN Reveals Investigation Of Lekki Shootings by Os3e(m): 8:50am On Nov 19, 2020
The CNN documentary has only confirmed and re-enforced what was covered by Arise, channels and other media houses. We all watched live and followed videos and posts on social media real-time. We should not allow the government tell us white lies and turn the genocide into a sham, wen we all witnessed the truth.

Bunch of wicked, backwards set of people ruling us cry

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Politics / Re: Have You Received Your FGN Survival Fund Alert? by Os3e(m): 3:24pm On Nov 18, 2020
TheRareGem1:



The National Economic Sustainability Plan (NESP) is a N2.3trn plan that Mr. P entrusted with Mr. VP during the covid19 pandemic era to cushion the effect of covid19, improve the non oil sector of the economy and put money in people's hands.
The SurvivalFund is under the NESP. Guaranteed off-take is also under NESP, the 250k free CAC business name registration is also under the NESP, the building of 300,000 home yearly is under NESP, the installation of solar power in 5 million homes who are not connected to the national grid is also under it, the mass agricultural scheme is also under the NESP. Etc.


How can one apply, any link?
Health / Re: Pastor Enenche Commissions Messiah Medical Centre In Jos by Os3e(m): 10:50am On Nov 15, 2020
owukpa:
The Senior Pastor, Dunamis International Gospel Centre Abuja, Pastor Paul Enenche, commissioned the multi-million Naira Messiah Medical Centre Jos, the Plateau State capital, on Saturday, saying Christianity brought civilization to the entire world, IDOMA VOICE reports.

Speaking as a Guest Speaker during the dedication/commissioning of the Messiah Medical Centre of Church of Eternal Life (COEL) Jos at the weekend, Enenche said most of the best universities in the world today came into existence as a result of Christian missionary activities.

According to him, anywhere one sees a Church, beside it, there must be a school or hospital building, adding that Christianity is the hallmark of civilization and knowledge.

He commended Christian organisations saying that apart from striving for the upliftment of the spiritual life of their congregation also go extra mile to build hospitals to cater for the medical needs of members of their immediate community.

Governor Simon Lalong of Plateau State, who was represented at the occasion by the Commissioner for Special Duties and Inter-governmental Affairs, Hon. Irmiya Sauni Werre, in his remark, appreciated the effort of Reverend Sunday O. Academe, Senior Pastor of COEL, complementing the effort of the state government to provide quality health care service to the people of the state.

Earlier in his opening address, Rev Academe said the Messiah Medical Centre is a vision from God to render medical service to the needy with Christ-like hospitality.

According to him, the hospital is to give first class treatment to people medically challenged at a minimal cost and will be open 24 hours a day for medical services stressing that the centre will commence with a One week free medical treatment in the area.

He pointed out that the hospital is a complex of Three floor building comprising of all amenities and equipped with modern medical facilities in all department.

According to him, the medical center is affiliated to other top hospitals and medical personnel both within and outside the country.
Video and pictures below...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SlJ9mD737E

SOURCE>>>https://www.idomavoice.com/2020/11/pastor-enenche-commissions-multi-million-naira-messiah-medical-centre-in-jos.html


Where in Jos is it located pls?

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Politics / Re: Huge Pension Of Ex-Governors Of Lagos State (Full List) by Os3e(m): 3:07pm On Nov 12, 2020
Stjims:
Huge Pension Of Ex-governors Of Lagos State. Number 12 Will Shock You

Below are the mouth watering benefits, anyone who served as governor of Lagos State will enjoy after office.

It was gathered that, the pension scheme for Lagos governors, was designed by the former Attorney General of Lagos State, under Tinubu, Prof Yemi Osinbajo, who is now the vice president of the country.

Lagos is ranked as one of the most dangerous cities to live in the world, due to the prevalent security threats, ranging from police brutality, harassment from street urchins, government officials, task forces and armed robbers.

Lagos also named as one of the most stressful state to live and conduct business activities due to traffic jam. The state also have one of the world's worst inner city developments.

If you go into the interior parts of Lagos, the level of the under development will be exposed to you. From bad roads, infrastructural decay, poor education, no access to potable water, but the people running the state keeps branding it as a mega city.

Here are what ex-governors in the State, Senator Bola Tinubu, Babatunde Raji Fashola and Akinwunmi Ambode enjoys, in the midst of plenty poverty of the people.

1. 1 residential house each for the ex-governor and ex-deputy governor.

2. 1 residential house in Federal Capital Teritory for the ex-governor who spent two consecutive terms .

3. 6 new cars every three years.

4. 100% of the basic salary of the serving governor N7.7m per annum.

5. Free healthcare for him and members of his family.

6. Furniture allowance of 300% of their annual basic salary N23.3m.

7. House maintenance allowance 10% of basic salary N778,296.

8. Utility allowance 20% of the salary N1.5m.

9. Car maintenance allowance 30% of the annual basic salary N2.3m.

10. Entertainment allowance , 10% of basic salary N778,296.

11. Personal Assistant to earn 25% of the governor’s annual basic salary N1.9m.

12. 8 policemen, 2 DSS attached to the governor for the rest of his life.

However, Lagos State House of Assembly said on Sunday it would not repeal the state’s pension law which authorised former governors and other public office holders to receive juicy pensions from state coffers.

The Chairman of the House Committee on Information and Strategy, said the lawmakers would not go the way of their Zamfara counterparts which recently repealed pension law for its former governors and other public officials in the state.

The Federal High Court, Lagos, had last week ordered the Federal Government to recover pensions collected by former governors now serving as ministers and members of the National Assembly.

The court also directed the Attorney General of the Federation and Minister of Justice, Abubakar Malami, to challenge the legality of states’ pension laws permitting former governors and other ex-public officials to receive such pensions.

Braimoh, however, faulted the court ruling that ordered Malami to take immediate legal action toward the repealing of state laws that permit “former governors to enjoy governors’ emoluments while drawing normal salaries and allowances in their new political offices.”

He said as long as the law did not contravene the constitution, state assemblies had the right to make laws for the benefit of the society in which they operate.

According to him, separation of powers as enshrined in the constitution empowers the legislature to make laws, the executive to implement and the judiciary to interpret the laws.

He said: “The Supreme Court had made it clear several times that no arm of government can repeal the constitutional provisions of another arm of government.

“Therefore, legislators make laws that are in tune with the yearnings and dynamics of their society.

“Until another legislature comes to alter, review or amend the law, the law is meant to be obeyed.

“The judiciary cannot pronounce that law by the state is unconstitutional unless such state law is contradictory to the constitution.”




https://www.thecable.ng/revealed-pensions-of-nigerian-ex-governors-1


The 1 me I want 2 kno is; how much is the sum total of this...
Business / Re: What To Do To Make Money Online? by Os3e(m): 2:41pm On Sep 10, 2020
ElonMosque:
Page 1900 shocked Newcomers go hear am lipsrsealed

grin
Lolz
Travel / Re: Lagos Government Begins Repair Work At Helicopter Crash Site (Pics) by Os3e(m): 12:24am On Sep 01, 2020
edrys:

You took it straight out of my mind. Every damages/loss caused as a result of that crash, should be borne by the insurance company that is insuring the helicopter.

I agree with you. I have not heard anything about the families of the pilot and the occupants of the helicopter. The government should also be concerned about the families of the victims of the crash and should be celebrating the heroic pilot who averted the loss of more lives and properties by emptying his fuel tank before impact and avoiding crashing directly into the buildings. In my eyes he deserves accolades.
Technology Market / Re: The Xiaomi Thread Store by Os3e(m): 1:16pm On Aug 05, 2020
genius43:


Macbeyland, Iscom


Many thanks bro
Technology Market / Re: The Xiaomi Thread Store by Os3e(m): 11:18pm On Aug 02, 2020
I'm looking to get a pair of xiaomi wireless earphones from a reputable seller on NL who can send to any state. I wud be happy if someone can please refer me to a reliable seller who sells xiaomi airdots. I remember seeing one a while back bt I can't recall the name.
Crime / Re: Ukrainian Rapper's Wife 'chopped Up Her Dead Husband And Kept Him In The Fridge by Os3e(m): 11:23am On Jul 31, 2020
shocked shocked shocked

Fear women
Phones / Re: The Xiaomi Thread. by Os3e(m): 8:12pm On Jul 26, 2020
Please can you suggest some legit reliable traders on NL who sells redmi airdots
Crime / Re: BREAKING!!! Hushpuppi To Spend 20 Years In Prison If....(Photos) by Os3e(m): 10:44am On Jul 01, 2020
iokpebholo:
We should have such laws in Nigeria,minimum of 20yrs imprisonment for any Yahoo boy caught


We should start wit our politicians they are the real yahoo. Huspuppy is learning work compared to them. The irony of it is that there is no one to arrest them and make them pay for their enormous and outrageous theft from the millions of its citizens
Health / Re: COVID-19: People In South-East Don’t Believe Virus Exists – Dr. Sani Aliyu by Os3e(m): 2:24pm On Jun 23, 2020
SmartProf:
It's a perception widely held by so many accross Nigeria and not particularly the south east. Such perception is fueled by the fact that there is little or no transparency on how donated funds have been spent so far, and there has been little satisfaction from the public on why those acclaimed to be positive are hardly given expert clinical management or treatment on arrival at the isolation centres and yet they recover. Infact some of them openly protest against being neglected without proper care. There is also the notion about figures being inflated by the government to decieve donor agencies, and many persons don't understand why u should lock them down totally when u aren't providing any palliatives nor stipends for their survival, thereby predisposing them to loosing their means of livelihood. To make matters worse, politicians are holding rallies and moving about, some without adherence to covid 19 guidelines. In all we know that the severity of Covid 19 in our country seems less compared to other parts of the world, but over the years Nigerians have lost trust in their government and that's why they don't trust whatever you churn out


GBAM!!!

You have said it exactly as it is

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Business / Re: What To Do To Make Money Online? by Os3e(m): 9:23am On Apr 30, 2020
I tried to purchase a domain from Epik and I saw this, attached below. The card am using is visa. What could be wrong pls

Business / Re: What To Do To Make Money Online? by Os3e(m): 10:22am On Apr 28, 2020
Anyone have coupons for either Porkbun, Epik or Dan?
Business / Re: What To Do To Make Money Online? by Os3e(m): 5:34am On Apr 13, 2020
beckplanet:


Like @Promxy94 rightly pointed bro. Dot King or //King is a term substituted for Dot com by domainers.

This is because most domainers see the dot com extension as the superior extension that has value above the rest of other domain extensions like (dot org, dot net, dot info, dot biz, dot xyz etc)
They feel the dot com extension is way miles ahead than it's counterparts and that can be clearly shown in the price difference between the dot com extension and the rest extension(there's a big gap of value difference)

Hence they term the DOT COM AS KING OF ALL DOMAIN EXTENSIONS

Hence
dot com = dot king
//com = //king

And vice versa.

They all mean the same thing. King is used as a sing of respect to differentiate the dot com from other extentions by domainers and to remind ourselves that the dot com is still above the rest when it comes to value.
That is why we sometimes advice you to focus on dot com. wink


Peace cool

Thanks for the insight guys
cc @Promxy94
Business / Re: What To Do To Make Money Online? by Os3e(m): 3:11am On Apr 13, 2020
fasa199:
Austinrimshop// king

Essentialcarpetcleaning// king

Please your scrutiny

@ beckplanet @ideas pro @2sexy and every one. Thanks.


What does it mean when a domain is written in this format: austinrimshop//king
Business / Re: What To Do To Make Money Online? by Os3e(m): 11:30am On Apr 07, 2020
Channel5:




Aid growth

Was 1

If I had fund left i would have grabbed it...

grin which are the other 2
Business / Re: What To Do To Make Money Online? by Os3e(m): 9:12pm On Apr 06, 2020
simpsonrocket, may God bless you real gud
Business / Re: What To Do To Make Money Online? by Os3e(m): 11:59am On Apr 06, 2020
Channel5:


I talk am say mini jacket and tissue surgery no go fit dey ED.

Congrats those might be your ticket to cash out Big

Lolz, what makes u say that
Phones / Re: Beware! - I Just Discovered Why Your Data Doesn't Last. Always Check by Os3e(m): 8:59am On Apr 06, 2020
Saifullah01:
Now to dig further I went to their hsi.glo page to

Do airtel and MTN have their own management page like this hsi.glo?
Business / Re: What To Do To Make Money Online? by Os3e(m): 1:02pm On Mar 31, 2020
Promxy94:



I didn't report the sale, I came online that night by past 10pm and saw the name,where you posted it and liked it, was surprised no one had registered it, I registered it immediately and did an outbound, I was still outbounding that same night when I received a message from Dan.com that it has sold.

It didn't take upto 2hours total...


How long have u bin domaining boss
Business / Re: Over N400k Got Debited From My Stanbic IBTC Account Overnight (Pics) by Os3e(m): 12:12am On Mar 30, 2020
johnnny12:
Send me email on johnid112@gmail.com
I will tell you what to do to recover your money

NB: if I don't see your message before month end no remedy o

Trust me..it has happened to me severally I got my money back

Share d knowledge 4others having such problems to benefit from if u have a solution which 1 is send email b4 month end

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Phones / Re: Say Hi To Infinix Hot 8 With Waterdrop Notch, 5000mah Battery Capacity by Os3e(m): 8:42am On Sep 07, 2019
Price? How much is it?
Crime / Re: Why Fulani Herdsmen killed Over 86 People In Plateau – Miyetti Allah by Os3e(m): 2:32pm On Jun 25, 2018
This man should b arrested immediately. From his statement he knows d pple responsible 4d killings
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Croatia: World Cup - 0 - 2 On 16th June 2018 by Os3e(m): 9:57pm On Jun 16, 2018
Dat 1 go dey play village football jus dash dem penalty undecided
Religion / Re: Pastor Lesego Daniel Uses Snake To Perform Miracle In Church (Photos) by Os3e(m): 3:00pm On Jun 07, 2018
It's like it's not a real snake
Gaming / Re: Xbox Or Playstation? by Os3e(m): 10:26pm On Apr 01, 2018
cao:

I shall wait, while you try to find out where I supposedly copied this from. All these FP posers...because you discovered this area, you're feeling funky.

Ooooooowwk! U like English b dat.
Gaming / Re: Xbox Or Playstation? by Os3e(m): 10:15pm On Apr 01, 2018
cao:
PlayStation. Better exclusives and their willingness to trust their first party devs. Xbox shot itself in the foot a long time ago with their silly pre-launch antics - 1984 steez online check in, DRM, forced Kinect ownership & that silly attempt to destroy the used market. Some folks have forgotten, some of us remember clearly. They pulled a 180, but that initial hubris cost them greatly. The fact that their then head had the audacity to say "we have a console for that, it's the Xbox 360" when asked about the then purposed online check in and how it would affect those who played offline.

Xbox continues to shoot itself in the foot with the Xbox Play Anywhere feature, games sell platforms (especially exclusives), it always has, it always will. As much as I'll commend them for not forcing you to buy the same game on different platforms, it actually doesn't give you a reason to get an Xbox One console. For example, you want to play Horizon Zero Dawn? You can only play it on PS4. You want to play Breath of the Wilds? Get yourself a Nintendo Switch. You want to play Cuphead? Nah mate, I don't need an Xbox One, I can just play it on my PC.

In fact, the only really good thing that XO beats PS4 is backwards compatibility. Hands down, no question. All this talk of the most powerful console is just yarns. Graphics is not the be all and end all. The XOX didn't even make me want an XO, they kept going on about powerful this and that, but didn't talk about the games. Then, they started talking about native 4K, so? If somebody serves you the best looking s**t, it's still s**t. I'm surprised nobody tried to advertise guaranteed 60 FPS with all these half interation consoles, Bearing in mind, I never really notice the difference unless it drops significantly (y'all need to calm your tits, films are shown at 24 FPS, you didn't break, so chill). Remember, the Wii outsold the hell out of PS3 & the 360. I don't recall the Switch yammering on about 4K.

Xbox needs to step out of their comfort zone, with respect to their first party devs, they can't keep living on Halo & Gears of War. The cancellation of Scalebound still kills me and I don't even own the bloody console. Granted, they did try to do something interesting with Quantum Break, which broke (I couldn't help myself), Cuphead (old school video games with their wahala & the satisfaction it brings when you've conquered them) and Sunset Overdrive (this is honestly the reason I actually wanted an XO, see games not graphics, it just seems like a fun game). They seriously need more variety, their two go to games are first person shooters in space that revolutionised the genre, but are getting stale. I may not own an XO, but I do know folks at work who do and they won't shut up about how disappointed they're with Halo.

grin. I dey suspect you. You no dey play game sef. Dis 1na copy and paste.

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