₦airaland Forum

A bird in hand is priceless in this our country Nigeria.

This should be done nation wide.

The right thing should be done.

Staged? How?

There is an uneasy calm that is very strange, let's keep watching.

8 weeks more.

Only the foolish would die for this election, where are Buhari/Jonathan's children?

The military should have been used for this election.

Serious caution is needed this period.

d banj on fire.

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50calibre:
I'm not talking down my country, just highlighting its realities. I don't live in heaven, everywhere has it's realities.
Before one makes an important, potentially life changing decision as relocating to a different country, there should be careful consideration of the pros & cons, more so if the country is a third world hell like Nigeria.
People like you are one of the reasons the OP needs to stay away from Nigeria.

I just can't stop laughing.

Hmmmn.

Billyonaire:
But you didnt congratulate me.

Its included boss.

Billyonaire:
My house is big. Its 3 storeys. And apart from that, I have club setting within my compound and lots of floor lighting systems with outdoor music systems, it requires much more than your CEOs/Ogas needs. I do not own one company, I own more, so I am probably worth more than your Ogas (no boasting, just truth). I have a room that houses my battery bank and inverter systems, the control switches and the automatic change-over. My system is based on the IGBT system. Sorry, I talk too much.

I feel you.

RebelChip:
What do I gain to lie.... If you followed my post, I said that these people where different! Jehovah's witness don't pray at the end... Am well aware of that. But this particular guy looked like a fresh convert and he was "so filled with the spirit"..... Maybe, he thought I wanted to convert too... Thats why he prayed. But bro seriously, this guy's ringing tone was Lil Wayne's Lollipop.!
To tell you that I know what am saying, I think they are organizing something for the youths this month @ KFC opposite diamond bank by wetheral road.. Owerri. If A Jehovah's witness based in Owerri is here, he or she can confirm it!

Please check the people properly that came to your house & did I hear you say something for the youths?

RebelChip:
I have been an ardent follower of news and happenings on Nairaland but am not a member. Am just like what some people will call "Passing by" Crew. But something happened yesterday being saturday which I want to share with Nairalanders... Thats why I joined... Yeah!
So yesterday in the morning, I was lying down on my bed... Thinking about my life and where I will spend eternity. Its not like as if am a religious fanatic or that am too spiritual. But the notion of "afterlife" usually bothers me. AS I was lying down on my bed thinking, I heard a knock on my door. Initially, it was light but after a few seconds, the tempo and force increased. I heard a guy's voice shouting "Word of God.. Word of God". I was like "The F**k".... Is the word of God now marketed? All the same, since I was thinking about eternity and not wanting to spend it in hell, I saw it as a welcome development. I jumped up immediately, and rushed out to hear the word of God... Lo and behold, I saw a "Nigger" with a Pretty "damsel"... Both clutching big bibles and church pamphlets. All my eyes was fixed on the curvy damsel who came to give me the word of God. Meanwhile, a battle was already on in my mind. One voice was saying... "O boy, today's sermon go hot oo as na hot damsel wan give am". The other mind was saying "Oga remember eternity and heaven oo". Before I could settle my mind to decide which voice to follow.... The "Holy Nigger" don begin preach. Meanwhile, mind you that am a Catholic and an ardent one oo. But the peculiar thing I noticed about this young Bible clutching nigger was that each time he wanted to turn over any verse or chapter on his Bible, his fingers will be shaking... I was like inside my mind... "You carry epilepsy join too?".... All the same, I stood and listened to the "word of God". Today na today!
But instead of preaching repentance, forgiveness and salvation to me (As I know is the basis of Christianity), this Young Nigger resorted to the usual things most protestants do... Attack the catholic church indirectly. For over ten minutes, he lecture me on why Christ was never born on 25th of december and why it is wrong to celebrate Christmas. He said a lot of things which I may not have time to type. But to cap it all, he ended by telling me on the need to live a "holy, decent and spiritual" life worthy of Christ living in me. He also said I should forget about the things of this world and prepare my wealth in heaven....
I shouted a thunderous Amen... Meanwhile, the yellow sissy was giving me slight green lights based on how she was eyeing me all these while. But each time I took my eyes towards her, she will quickly turn away... Am handsome though . In the end to cap it all, the "Holy Nigger" demanded that we all close our eyes for a "Booming" prayer. Ok na. I jejely closed my eyes. Immediately the "Holy Nigger" said ... In the mighty name of.... His phone began ringing. Guess his ringtone... LIL WAYNE'S LOLLIPOP! The next thing I heard from his phone was "She She lick me like a lollipop... She lick me like a lollipop"!
I opened my eyes to be sure am still with the vibrant preachers and not with my friends at a party.... I now noticed that the "Holy Nigger" was now banging on his phone with eyes closed. Lols.... The phone continued blaring. The nigger had to quickly end his prayers and shouted all these we ask through Christ our Lord! I shouted "NA SO! As they were leaving, I noticed the look of shame on his face.
Over to you Nairaland Christians... Should a Child of God and a good Christian play secular music and not only that, one with such disturbing Lyrics?

Jehovah's witnesses I know do not shout that.

Secondly they don't just preach to you and at the end pray.

You can imagine this with their situation.

TheOtherview:
A statement of results which qualified him for a certificate has already been produced - fact!
Have you seen the folks at Cambridge, who addressed other ancillary matters in two different press statements, dispute its authenticity? Of course not!
I am afraid El-rufai is absolutely right on this score, some of you just can't help showcasing your limited intelligence to the rest of the world.

Thank God you said statement of result which can be produced in a business centre, what we want to see is original certificate.

Mind you am not into any party, I believe things should be done properly.

I can still remember my days in Uniport, we did certificate verification close to graduation time, I travelled to benin then WAEC office got the certificate and back to school to do the verification exercise.


So why is it so difficult for someone who claims to be a Mr Integrity to just show a common certificate? I just wonder.

I weep for Nigeria, in recent times I prefer taking a bus or cab because of bad roads & holdup in ph.

1.Rumuagholu road.
2.Eneka road.
3.SARS road opposite big treat.
4.Airport to Obirikwere road.etc....

If these roads are fixed I don't need to spend an hour just to pass through Rumuokoro.

2015 is just about our oil blocks sharing.

I wish this oil would disappear.