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Seriously, If you are not in Uniben or did not attend this Uniben, then you shuld check your Education status again. U need 2 upgrade. No hard feelings. Greatest Uniben! You have done it again!
Uniben - Best in Nigeria!!!

Seriously, If you are not in Uniben or did not attend this Uniben, then you shuld check your Education status again. U need 2 upgrade. No hard feelings. Greatest Uniben! You have done it again!
Uniben - Best in Nigeria!!!

Seriously, If you are not in Uniben or did not attend this Uniben, then you shuld check your Education status again. U need 2 upgrade. No hard feelings. Greatest Uniben! You have done it again!
Uniben - Best in Nigeria!!!

#GREATEST UNIBEN! WE DON DO AM AGAIN!!!#
Prof. Ibeh Isaiah of UNIBEN, my former lecturer & Current Dean of School of Basic Medical Sciences has discovered a herbal drug for curing HIV/AIDS.

read by clicking on d link: http://www.vanguardngr.com/2013/01/uniben-prof-announces-alleged-cure-for-hivaids/

Seriously, If you are not in Uniben or did not attend this Uniben, then you shuld check your Education status again. U need 2 upgrade. No hard feelings. Greatest Uniben! You have done it again!
Uniben - Best in Nigeria!!!

#NOR LAFF O#
Afoke d village boy lost his uncle in d village of Umunede.. Being d most grown up of all the males in d extended family, he was mandated by the elders of d village & given money to go to township & buy a coffin for his uncle.

because it was his first time to d township, he wore his best white brocade & headed-off to "township".....

After hours of searching, at dusk, he finally found a funeral shop & bought a cheap coffin.. Just then it dawned on him dat it was getting dark.. Since he didnt know anyone around & d village was a long way back, he decided to wait by d roadside wit d coffin, hoping for a lift..

After about an hour, a rickety pick-up truck pulled-up in front of him.. Without caution, he jumped on d back of d pick-up with d coffin..

15mins later, it began to rain.. Afoke didnt want his white brocade to be wet, so he hid himself inside d coffin.. Before we could say Jack-robinson, Afoke fell asleep..

In d middle of d journey, d pick-up also stopped at & picked 2 farmers & 3 market women who also stayed at d rear of d vehicle..........

The crickets were already chirping & everyone was already chatting at d village square when d pick-up came to a screeching halt at Umunede which woke Afoke up in d coffin.

As he opened the coffin, d people on d rear of d vehicle tot he was a ghost in white, took to their heels & ran towards d village square.. Afoke being startled, also jumped out of d coffin & ran along wit them.. As they saw him running towards them, they increased their speed to gear5 & started shouting "ghost!!! ghost!!!"

Before u knew it, d whole village square was agog wit stampede.. People were climbing each other in confusion & running in all directions.. Everyone was shouting "ghost!!! ghost!!!".. Even d 95yr old Obi of d village jumped-off his wrapper & ran faster than Usain-Bolt... The Chief-priest run leave oracle.. Even d oracle self nor know when e begin run.. It was like olympics.. Everybody just dey run...

Omo, Come see marathon!

ASUU on February 1, 2012 suspended their 2mths strike which started from December 4th 2011 when the FG met some of their demands. But before the strike was called-off, they gave a 90-day ultimatum to the FG to meet all their demands.. The 90-day ultimatum expires by May 2012 and we fear the strike may begin again!!!

#RED ALERT#Yesterday MTN decided to wipe out the credit balance of customers(who had credit & didn't make any call). Today their customer service is not answerin enquiries. No explanation, no apologies. Industry experts say dey made over #900 million by dis bare-faced rape on Nigerians. The shameless NCC has no consumer protection buttons 2 activate. How long will MTN economically rape our citizens in our own country?.. Pls spread dis msg across.. I & my friends have confirmed dis theft... #OCCUPY MTN#

Details from ASUU twitter page on http://mobile.twitter.com//asuu_nigeria
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ASUU_NIGERIA ASUU will not relent on her efforts to rescue the educational system by pressing home the demands necessary at all times.
37 minutes ago
ASUU Nigeria
ASUU_NIGERIA We want to thank you all for the understanding thus far. All lecturers are to resume immediately.
38 minutes ago
ASUU Nigeria
ASUU_NIGERIA The Strike's suspended.
40 minutes ago

Details from ASUU twitter page on http://mobile.twitter.com//asuu_nigeria
ASUU_NIGERIA (ASUU Nigeria)
Following:1 Followers:7,265
Tweets Favs Msgs About
ASUU Nigeria
ASUU_NIGERIA ASUU will not relent on her efforts to rescue the educational system by pressing home the demands necessary at all times.
37 minutes ago
ASUU Nigeria
ASUU_NIGERIA We want to thank you all for the understanding thus far. All lecturers are to resume immediately.
38 minutes ago
ASUU Nigeria
ASUU_NIGERIA The Strike's suspended.
40 minutes ago

Details from ASUU twitter page on http://mobile.twitter.com//asuu_nigeria
ASUU_NIGERIA (ASUU Nigeria)
Following:1 Followers:7,265
Tweets Favs Msgs About
ASUU Nigeria
ASUU_NIGERIA ASUU will not relent on her efforts to rescue the educational system by pressing home the demands necessary at all times.
37 minutes ago
ASUU Nigeria
ASUU_NIGERIA We want to thank you all for the understanding thus far. All lecturers are to resume immediately.
38 minutes ago
ASUU Nigeria
ASUU_NIGERIA The Strike's suspended.
40 minutes ago

Details from ASUU twitter page on http://mobile.twitter.com//asuu_nigeria
ASUU_NIGERIA (ASUU Nigeria)
Following:1 Followers:7,265
Tweets Favs Msgs About
ASUU Nigeria
ASUU_NIGERIA ASUU will not relent on her efforts to rescue the educational system by pressing home the demands necessary at all times.
37 minutes ago
ASUU Nigeria
ASUU_NIGERIA We want to thank you all for the understanding thus far. All lecturers are to resume immediately.
38 minutes ago
ASUU Nigeria
ASUU_NIGERIA The Strike's suspended.
40 minutes ago

CHANNELS TV, ALL NIGERIAN TV AND MAJOR NEWSPAPAER ARE TOO SLOW IN INFO DISSEMINATION

Details from ASUU twitter page on http://mobile.twitter.com//asuu_nigeria
ASUU_NIGERIA (ASUU Nigeria)
Following:1 Followers:7,265
Tweets Favs Msgs About
ASUU Nigeria
ASUU_NIGERIA ASUU will not relent on her efforts to rescue the educational system by pressing home the demands necessary at all times.
37 minutes ago
ASUU Nigeria
ASUU_NIGERIA We want to thank you all for the understanding thus far. All lecturers are to resume immediately.
38 minutes ago
ASUU Nigeria
ASUU_NIGERIA The Strike's suspended.
40 minutes ago

Details from ASUU twitter page on http://mobile.twitter.com//asuu_nigeria feb 1, 2011
ASUU_NIGERIA (ASUU Nigeria)
Following:1 Followers:7,265
Tweets Favs Msgs About
ASUU Nigeria
ASUU_NIGERIA ASUU will not relent on her efforts to rescue the educational system by pressing home the demands necessary at all times.
37 minutes ago
ASUU Nigeria
ASUU_NIGERIA We want to thank you all for the understanding thus far. All lecturers are to resume immediately.
38 minutes ago
ASUU Nigeria
ASUU_NIGERIA The Strike's suspended.
40 minutes ago

Details from ASUU twitter page on http://mobile.twitter.com//asuu_nigeria
ASUU_NIGERIA (ASUU Nigeria)
Following:1 Followers:7,265
Tweets Favs Msgs About
ASUU Nigeria
ASUU_NIGERIA ASUU will not relent on her efforts to rescue the educational system by pressing home the demands necessary at all times.
37 minutes ago
ASUU Nigeria
ASUU_NIGERIA We want to thank you all for the understanding thus far. All lecturers are to resume immediately.
38 minutes ago
ASUU Nigeria
ASUU_NIGERIA The Strike's suspended.
40 minutes ago

FELLOW NIGERIAN STUDENTS:-
Its obvious dere is no headway on D subsidy issue. NLC/TUC prefers 2remain on strike, after all as govt workers, Dey will still be paid their salaries even if dey Don't work.

But must we students wait 4 d subsidy issue 2be resolved before we resume?. If ASUU is threatenin 6months strike. Can't we do sumtin? Can't we network wit other universities, mobilise our SUGs 2meet wit our Govt & resolve it?

U dat is supposed 2 be on IT now, U dat is supposed 2graduate dis year, dose in other levels hopin 2leave school in due course, must dey add another year 2our graduation date?

Na our future be Dis o!!!

Pls broadcast Dis msg 2yur friends &dose in other schools if U are tired of stayin at home
-from osaman

FELLOW NIGERIAN STUDENTS:-
Its obvious dere is no headway on D subsidy issue. NLC/TUC prefers 2remain on strike, after all as govt workers, Dey will still be paid their salaries even if dey Don't work.

But must we students wait 4 d subsidy issue 2be resolved before we resume?. If ASUU is threatenin 6months strike. Can't we do sumtin? Can't we network wit other universities, mobilise our SUGs 2meet wit our Govt & resolve it?

U dat is supposed 2 be on IT now, U dat is supposed 2graduate dis year, dose in other levels hopin 2leave school in due course, must dey add another year 2our graduation date?

Na our future be Dis o!!!

Pls broadcast Dis msg 2yur friends &dose in other schools if U are tired of stayin at home
-from osaman

FELLOW NIGERIAN STUDENTS:-
Its obvious dere is no headway on D subsidy issue. NLC/TUC prefers 2remain on strike, after all as govt workers, Dey will still be paid their salaries even if dey Don't work.

But must we students wait 4 d subsidy issue 2be resolved before we resume?. If ASUU is threatenin 6months strike. Can't we do sumtin? Can't we network wit other universities, mobilise our SUGs 2meet wit our Govt & resolve it?

U dat is supposed 2 be on IT now, U dat is supposed 2graduate dis year, dose in other levels hopin 2leave school in due course, must dey add another year 2our graduation date?

Na our future be Dis o!!!

Pls broadcast Dis msg 2yur friends &dose in other schools if U are tired of stayin at home
-from osaman

FELLOW NIGERIAN STUDENTS:-
Its obvious dere is no headway on D subsidy issue. NLC/TUC prefers 2remain on strike, after all as govt workers, Dey will still be paid their salaries even if dey Don't work.

But must we students wait 4 d subsidy issue 2be resolved before we resume?. If ASUU is threatenin 6months strike. Can't we do sumtin? Can't we network wit other universities, mobilise our SUGs 2meet wit our Govt & resolve it?

U dat is supposed 2 be on IT now, U dat is supposed 2graduate dis year, dose in other levels hopin 2leave school in due course, must dey add another year 2our graduation date?

Na our future be Dis o!!!

Pls broadcast Dis msg 2yur friends &dose in other schools if U are tired of stayin at home
-from osaman

FELLOW NIGERIAN STUDENTS:-
Its obvious dere is no headway on D subsidy issue. NLC/TUC prefers 2remain on strike, after all as govt workers, Dey will still be paid their salaries even if dey Don't work.

But must we students wait 4 d subsidy issue 2be resolved before we resume?. If ASUU is threatenin 6months strike. Can't we do sumtin? Can't we network wit other universities, mobilise our SUGs 2meet wit our Govt & resolve it?

U dat is supposed 2 be on IT now, U dat is supposed 2graduate dis year, dose in other levels hopin 2leave school in due course, must dey add another year 2our graduation date?

Na our future be Dis o!!!

Pls broadcast Dis msg 2yur friends &dose in other schools if U are tired of stayin at home
-from osaman

FELLOW NIGERIAN STUDENTS:-
Its obvious dere is no headway on D subsidy issue. NLC/TUC prefers 2remain on strike, after all as govt workers, Dey will still be paid their salaries even if dey Don't work.

But must we students wait 4 d subsidy issue 2be resolved before we resume?. If ASUU is threatenin 6months strike. Can't we do sumtin? Can't we network wit other universities, mobilise our SUGs 2meet wit our Govt & resolve it?

U dat is supposed 2 be on IT now, U dat is supposed 2graduate dis year, dose in other levels hopin 2leave school in due course, must dey add another year 2our graduation date?

Na our future be Dis o!!!

Pls broadcast Dis msg 2yur friends &dose in other schools if U are tired of stayin at home
-from osaman

FELLOW NIGERIAN STUDENTS:-
Its obvious dere is no headway on D subsidy issue. NLC/TUC prefers 2remain on strike, after all as govt workers, Dey will still be paid their salaries even if dey Don't work.

But must we students wait 4 d subsidy issue 2be resolved before we resume?. If ASUU is threatenin 6months strike. Can't we do sumtin? Can't we network wit other universities, mobilise our SUGs 2meet wit our Govt & resolve it?

U dat is supposed 2 be on IT now, U dat is supposed 2graduate dis year, dose in other levels hopin 2leave school in due course, must dey add another year 2our graduation date?

Na our future be Dis o!!!

Pls broadcast Dis msg 2yur friends &dose in other schools if U are tired of stayin at home
-from osaman

FELLOW NIGERIAN STUDENTS:-
Its obvious dere is no headway on D subsidy issue. NLC/TUC prefers 2remain on strike, after all as govt workers, Dey will still be paid their salaries even if dey Don't work.

But must we students wait 4 d subsidy issue 2be resolved before we resume?. If ASUU is threatenin 6months strike. Can't we do sumtin? Can't we network wit other universities, mobilise our SUGs 2meet wit our Govt & resolve it?

U dat is supposed 2 be on IT now, U dat is supposed 2graduate dis year, dose in other levels hopin 2leave school in due course, must dey add another year 2our graduation date?

Na our future be Dis o!!!

Pls broadcast Dis msg 2yur friends &dose in other schools if U are tired of stayin at home
-from osaman

FELLOW NIGERIAN STUDENTS:-
Its obvious dere is no headway on D subsidy issue. NLC/TUC prefers 2remain on strike, after all as govt workers, Dey will still be paid their salaries even if dey Don't work.

But must we students wait 4 d subsidy issue 2be resolved before we resume?. If ASUU is threatenin 6months strike. Can't we do sumtin? Can't we network wit other universities, mobilise our SUGs 2meet wit our Govt & resolve it?

U dat is supposed 2 be on IT now, U dat is supposed 2graduate dis year, dose in other levels hopin 2leave school in due course, must dey add another year 2our graduation date?

Na our future be Dis o!!!

Pls broadcast Dis msg 2yur friends &dose in other schools if U are tired of stayin at home
-from osaman

FELLOW NIGERIAN STUDENTS:-
Its obvious dere is no headway on D subsidy issue. NLC/TUC prefers 2remain on strike, after all as govt workers, Dey will still be paid their salaries even if dey Don't work.

But must we students wait 4 d subsidy issue 2be resolved before we resume?. If ASUU is threatenin 6months strike. Can't we do sumtin? Can't we network wit other universities, mobilise our SUGs 2meet wit our Govt & resolve it?

U dat is supposed 2 be on IT now, U dat is supposed 2graduate dis year, dose in other levels hopin 2leave school in due course, must dey add another year 2our graduation date?

Na our future be Dis o!!!

Pls broadcast Dis msg 2yur friends &dose in other schools if U are tired of stayin at home
-from osaman

FELLOW NIGERIAN STUDENTS:-
Its obvious dere is no headway on D subsidy issue. NLC/TUC prefers 2remain on strike, after all as govt workers, Dey will still be paid their salaries even if dey Don't work.

But must we students wait 4 d subsidy issue 2be resolved before we resume?. If ASUU is threatenin 6months strike. Can't we do sumtin? Can't we network wit other universities, mobilise our SUGs 2meet wit our Govt & resolve it?

U dat is supposed 2 be on IT now, U dat is supposed 2graduate dis year, dose in other levels hopin 2leave school in due course, must dey add another year 2our graduation date?

Na our future be Dis o!!!

Pls broadcast Dis msg 2yur friends &dose in other schools if U are tired of stayin at home
-from osaman

FELLOW NIGERIAN STUDENTS:-
Its obvious dere is no headway on D subsidy issue. NLC/TUC prefers 2remain on strike, after all as govt workers, Dey will still be paid their salaries even if dey Don't work.

But must we students wait 4 d subsidy issue 2be resolved before we resume?. If ASUU is threatenin 6months strike. Can't we do sumtin? Can't we network wit other universities, mobilise our SUGs 2meet wit our Govt & resolve it?

U dat is supposed 2 be on IT now, U dat is supposed 2graduate dis year, dose in other levels hopin 2leave school in due course, must dey add another year 2our graduation date?

Na our future be Dis o!!!

Pls broadcast Dis msg 2yur friends &dose in other schools if U are tired of stayin at home
-from osaman