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true talk

sssshhhhhhhhh is d best answer

Waiting for Airtel

wait oo e be like say na pencil him use draw dat tattoowey dey him body

hmmmmm na him life sha

Ok

How can he refuel d machine?

One word for this man.

Yawa go Gas

Not bad

Two little boys stole a bag
full of Oranges from their
neighbour and decided to
go to the near by
cemetery to share the
oranges.
As they were jumping the
big gate to the cemetery,
2 Oranges fell out of the
bag and they left them
behind at the gate
because they were in a
hurry.
-A drunkard on his way
from a local bar passed
near the cemetery gate
and hear, "One for me,
one for you."*2 as the
boys shared the oranges.
He immediately ran to the
local priest saying,
"Father! Father! Come
with me and witness satan
and demons sharing
corpse at the cemetery."
They both ran to the
cemetery gate and the
voices continue: One for
you, one for me.
Suddenly, the voices stop
counting and says "What
about the two at the
gate?"
Immediately, Not even
the world's fastest runner
could've caught the priest
and the man who wasn't
sober.

One hausa man was witdrawing cash 4rm an ATM,
when an igbo
man behind him laffd 'hahaha' n said 'aboki Sule,
u be mumu:O, I
don see ur password, na four stars(****)' ; d
hausa man den replied
'kai, nansense>:O , na u be mumu, my fassword
na twenty sebin
pouty pour (2744) sheggee kawai

Can I see d picture of d affected part may be I can heal her

Na voodoo em wan do

How comes? [/color][color=#006600]

E be like say na dis woman I see for sambisa this Morning

How d esorz of that KEKE go take breath?

Make go watch CORE TV before thinking of going for greener pasture 4 yankee

Make him go swime for lagoon

Just watching

Fi Di Fi, Fawa to de fiful

If ma Boss na Woman, e no go Bother me oo

She try sha

Naija......

True talk ma Dear

2 much grammer wey I no fit read sef.... May God punish dem Mouth

What about Bright Chimeze

To me, all these are d work of d militar, cos they are not happy with d removal of military check point across d Country, so they go about causing comotion here-and-they so that GMB will restore them back.... To me all d military should be taking back to d BARRACK. Dasall.

Banjoramos:
If you can't read the wise reminder (I.e the Qur'an) by yourself then whenever a sinnful liar quote any verses out of context atleast ask him what happen before such was revealed to the prophet (pubh).

Surah 9:1-15

1. Freedom from (all) obligations (is declared) from Allah and His Messenger to those of the Mushrikoon (polytheists, pagans, idolaters, disbelievers in the Oneness of Allah), with whom you made a treaty.

2. So travel freely (O Mushrikoon - see V.2:105) for four months (as you will) throughout the land, but know that you cannot escape (from the Punishment of) Allah, and Allah will disgrace the disbelievers.

3. And a declaration from Allah and His Messenger to mankind on the greatest day (the 10th of Dhul-Hijjah - the 12th month of Islamic calendar) that Allah is free from (all) obligations to the Mushrikoon (see V.2:105) and so is His Messenger. So if you (Mushrikoon) repent, it is better for you, but if you turn away, then know that you cannot escape (from the Punishment of) Allah. And give tidings (O Muhammad ) of a painful torment to those who disbelieve.

4. Except those of the Mushrikoon with whom you have a treaty, and who have not subsequently failed you in aught, nor have supported anyone against you. So fulfill their treaty to them to the end of their term. Surely Allah loves Al- Mattaqoon (the pious - see V.2:2).

5. Then when the Sacred Months (the Ist, 7th, 11th, and 12th months of the Islamic calendar) have passed, then kill the Mushrikoon (see V.2:105) wherever you find them, and capture them and besiege them, and prepare for them each and every ambush. But if they repent and perform As-Salat (Iqamat-as-Salat), and give Zakat, then leave their way free. Verily, Allah is Oft-Forgiving, Most Merciful.

6. And if anyone of the Mushrikoon (polytheists, idolaters, pagans, disbelievers in the Oneness of Allah) seeks your protection then grant him protection, so that he may hear the Word of Allah (the Quran), and then escort him to where he can be secure, that is because they are men who know not.

7. How can there be a covenant with Allah and with His Messenger for the Mushrikoon (polytheists, idolaters, pagans, disbelievers in the Oneness of Allah) except those with whom you made a covenant near Al-Masjid-al-Haram (at Makkah)? So long, as they are true to you, stand you true to them. Verily, Allah loves Al-Muttaqoon (the pious - see V.2:2).

8. How (can there be such a covenant with them) that when you are overpowered by them, they regard not the ties, either of kinship or of covenant with you? With (good words from) their mouths they please you, but their hearts are averse to you, and most of them are Fasiqoon (rebellious, disobedient to Allah).

9. They have purchased with the Ayat (proofs, evidences, verses, lessons, signs, revelations, etc.) of Allah a little gain, and they hindered men from His Way; evil indeed is that which they used to do.

10. With regard to a believer, they respect not the ties, either of kinship or of covenant! It is they who are the transgressors.

11. But if they repent, perform As-Salat (Iqamat-as-Salat) and give Zakat, then they are your brethren in religion. (In this way) We explain the Ayat (proofs, evidences, verses, lessons, signs, revelations, etc.) in detail for a people who know.

12. But if they violate their oaths after their covenant, and attack your religion with disapproval and criticism then fight (you) the leaders of disbelief (chiefs of Quraish - pagans of Makkah) - for surely their oaths are nothing to them - so that they may stop (evil actions).

13. Will you not fight a people who have violated their oaths (pagans of Makkah) and intended to expel the Messenger, while they did attack you first? Do you fear them? Allah has more right that you should fear Him, if you are believers.

14. Fight against them so that Allah will punish them by your hands and disgrace them and give you victory over them and heal the breasts of a believing people,

15. And remove the anger of their (believers) hearts. Allah accepts the repentance of whom He wills. Allah is All-Knowing, All-Wise.

All dis na brain wash

Upnepaa:

i wish both religion can co-exist together without crisis or violence

If this your wish should occur, that will be d begining of d One world religion, meaning d begining of d Anti-Christ

Koso....

Kai upon all dis