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From my own point of view, those Mercy boobs disqualified her...I mean those boobs are just too damn big!
Omosexy is the perfect example of how l want my future wife to be like.
Omosexy all the way.

Women are a complicated and complex species. That's why l dont take them that seriously to avoid getting hurt. The few ones l have are the ones that came to me on their own *fact*

Hmmm...interestingly funny. Op, you'll make a good writer.

Tell them...

Lol! Economic recession is biting real hard. I hope the rules are applicable to all...including himself.

Lol @comments. Nairalanders are hilarious!

mirakuru:
only those who know the Indian stratification system(caste) will understand the action taking against Kumar...those in the upper hierarchy of the system will never be happy to see a Dalit rise to such position in their society...i feel for him

The only sensible comment l've come across since l opened this thread. The rest are just making fun of the whole thing.
What l admire most is the party's level of pragmatism. To think that he was even sacked by his own party. If to say na naija na, na the party go dey defend am...but l also believe that this was well planned by people who doesn't like him.

Nawa oo!

What de hell! Nigga pls go see a doctor and delete that pix fast! l mean, damn!

She's still beautiful at 45. But, seriously, all these women are possessed!

Women have the wildest fantasy on earth , and when they finally see the opportunity to explore those fantasies, they use it to the maximum. I know lots of people are going to say ``end time pose'' but the truth is all women have these fantasies but they are too shy or too ashamed or, maybe, too religious to experiment (except when they are drunk or high on some substance) . In the western world, women are more defiantly daring than in our own environment, and when they,ve got the money to back it up...the rest is history. May God help women to control their CRAZY fantasies!

willace:
If you could choose a particular age you could live forever which would it be

i would choose 25 because its the half of 50 and i think during this age you are vibrant the most

Before l open this thread l already wanted to type 25. That's the perfect age, man. Though am a bit older than that now, l'll still pass for a 25yr old anyday.

When l was 17, in Kaduna, a girl fell helplessly, hopelessly, senselessly, directionlessly, incurably and dangerously in love with me and l knew it, but regrettably l didn't have enough liver to give her tha cuccumber...until l finally came back to benin. Anytime l remember l go just dey vex for myself, like l really fvcked up!

As the story goes on...

hungryboy:
Bullshit,
Wetin the make Amaka Blush dey different from wetin dey make Funke Blush,
The magic word were get Ada into your Bedroom,
Go make you collect slap from Jennifer,
Girls no be mathematics,
Dem no get one formula.
What works for one might not work for another

Abeg helep me enlighten the guy jor, him na learner. If you say you know women completely, then you are deceiving urself. Women are too complex, ambiguous and incomprehensible.

So nairaland don turn to twitter. smh, op, continue posting na or have you run outta data?

Yehman:
˙˙ʞɔɐq ǝuoɥd ɹnoʎ uɹnʇ ǝsɐǝןd noʎ uɐɔ 'noʎ uɹǝɔuoɔ ʇ,usǝop ʇɐɥʇ ƃuıɥʇǝɯos pɐǝɹ oʇ ǝuoɥd ɹnoʎ ƃuıuɹnʇ uı pǝpǝǝɔɔns ǝʌɐɥ noʎ ʇɐɥʇ ʍou

Guy, you no just well at all...sick head.

Djpaparazy:
NA LOVE BIRDS THEM BE..

The type of love birds they are is really confusing. They ain't dating, yet they are never apart...abi na their own curse be dat wan!

Cool and enviable family. My own family vacation will be in Dubai...very soon.

Dem neva still break-up?

Mehn, powerful women are dangerous to be with. I can imagine the heart-ache T-bills will be feeling now seeing his once innocent and loving wife rocking the world while he is been religated to the background. I don talk am, l'll never get married to a woman who's self esteem/ego is higher than mine...never!

Ghanaians and their english ehn, no be here.

I'll choose B cos with all that money l can get dozens of even prettier ladies than her. FACT!

Op, are u alrite? I mean seriously, are u ok?

Wetin fine for dat wan. smh

ojun50:
Wait una say dis guy na 28 or 38?

I was about to ask the same thing. The guy looks more like a 35 yr old guy...R.I.P to him tho.

If nobody gives a hoot like u said, op, then why are paparazzis taking pictures orwhere did u get ur picture from?

Ok, we have hear...next!

That's alrite

Really

Mehn this is professional serving, coupled with love. That night, l go make her `cum' three times walahi!

Well, by the way you described her behaviour, l dont think it will be easy for her to change her ways until she learns the hard way...so since she's good at what she does, she should be wise enough to start making money from it.