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APC's rally has really put a lot of fears in the heart of PDPians in Edo state.

Whobediswanagain?

TrapQueen77:
I think it's men but they don't admit it tho unlike us women, most of us are very vocal and I am one of them

U are right. We men are more patient. We like to investigate and observe first before speaking out, unlike women who like to know everything NOW!

This topic was first opened by stingbreed on july 11 this month, but it wasn't front-paged...or is it that the mods have special people they favor?...js

Yea, but with humans, the reverse is the case.

waxxydude:
You forgot ta add the ones wey never brush mouth for almost 8days and going.

If those ones just turn ask you simple questions like "bro who score?" Your heart skips, lungs contract, your eyes green, you feel your spirit leaving you. You might escape death by whiskers.

But Death is when his team scores, he come thunder gooooaal! for your nose,ear,eye. Wokem just hold-on to anything.

Lol! that one dey.

7. The ``My Girlfriend Loves Football'' Fans: These ones always come with their girlfriends and they normally sit at the back, eating gala with lacasera or any snack they can purchase nearby. These set of guys can lie to their girlfriends, even when they dont know that much about football, they want the girl to start seeing them like a boss!

Lalasticlala, l'm done

6. The Football Analysts: These ones are always forming ``l too know''. They know the history of all clubs, the name of all the players, the latest transfers, how much each plyer earns e.t.c and whenever you table a discussion in pidgin, he will analyze it in ``the queen's language'' lol.
Worst still, ur friends who used to regard u as a football expert, fter listening to him, will start seeing you as a learner. Damn!

5. The Battery Chargers:
These ones dont like watching football, they just came to charge their phones, and to make sure sharp guys do not tamper with their phones, they have to sit back and watch the match...whether they like it or not. lol

4. The Indefferent Beer Drinker:
These set of people only come to relax, they are not really supporting either of the teams that are playing. Some of them just want to get away from their troublesome wives at home or they are just looking for a place to chill out. They normally support whoever is winning.

3. The Quiet Ones:
These ones are always awfully quiet. They make you wonder which team they are supporting. They hardly show any emotions. The only time you know that it is their team that is losing is when they have this type of expression on their face...

2. The die hard fans: This set of fans normally sits in the front cos they are always early and they are always ready to argue to the end to prove their point, and if the happen to sit close to their kind, o boy, u no go hear word today because they are also very loud. They are normally the type that climb on top of benches and tables screaming gooooal anytime their team scores.

1. The No Nonsense Fans:
These ones, they never comment and they hardly smile or get easily excited, but when someone insults a player from the team they are supporting, they look at you like: ``you wan cry go house, abi!''

What is this op talking sef...this person is obviously sitting outside.

Congrats to him! But there's only one thing conspicuously missing in that picture...his baby's mama! Whithout a wife, family ain't complete, bro.

Can someone pls tell me which nollywood movie this is? It looks like a movie directed by Tchidi Chikere.

Cool stuff!

yanabasee:
She prolly got chased by another lady who caught her screwing with her man!.....

And she couldn't buy a shirt from a store before going to the airport? No, she's just one of them shameless wh*res!

Ans: X= NOTHING!

Lol! Wetin you want make she do for you, oga?

Lol! naija my naija, what art thou turn to?

The problem with we humans is that we often let what society would say influence our actions, not forgetting that when it backfires, it is the same society that will be laughing and criticizing us. I'll rather get married at my own convenience...fvck society!

Has the drama ended or it's been put to a hault?

Nice

Like a colleague of mine said this morning ``the god of soccer was with Portugal'', because due to their poor start at the group stages, no football analyst could've been able to predict that Portugal will win this tournament. This goes, a long way, to show that you should never write anybody off because of their poor beginnings, cos along the way ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN!
Congrats to CR7, balon d'or is waiting for you.

gaddamn! Look at those curves!

funny dude

Baba can buy any type of shoes he wants... PDP can go and die!

Women.

Lets wait and see, then...

jopretty:
hahahahahahahaaa but why are you like this na? How dare you refer to her as 'Kingdom of darkness?" Don't you know 'black is beautiful?'

Yes, black is beautiful, my dear, l was only trying to have fun...