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UrbanMystique:
wake up and stop being an ignoramus..

Leave that jungle you live in and realize for once that Nigeria is a bigger than your village..


All pictures posted are public schools.

Pictures of the signboard of the first, second and third pix indicating it to be a public sch or adonbilivit.

Wetin am I seeing! chai! If I say endtime mango and cashew now, they will tag me ``endtime crew''. But I'll still say it: ENDTIME MANGO AND CASHEW.

O boy, see fine children. The third kid that looks like halfcast really got me. They all look cute, though.

Cutehector:
Mchew... women just lookin for excuses for men to take up their roles.

OK wives will be so so sexy if they do these

Wash the car


Take d car to the mechanic

Pay nepa bill

Fix the bulbs

Service the generator


Assist in anyoda manly work in d house...

My nigga! I think you should create a counter thread with this one. Anyone else in support hit the like button.

That no 10 made me to remember my last conversation with my sister. She said she finds it really annoying when her husband is always asking for her opinion over, practically, everything. Now seeing that on ur list gets me even more confused, like, do ladies even know what they want?
And wouldn't it be more sexy to have a wife who loves to watch football with her husband?

rheether:
I only eat in KFC..

Pictures of you eating in KFC or adonbilivit

Bleaching gone bad. Are you guys sure this was not photoshopped?

Worrisdis? Ok, since she's d wan proposing, I hope she will also be the wan to sponsor d wedding.

Lol! the last guy almost made me to fall off my stool.

Macclane:
And you will also be shocked when you hear that the person you are weeping for is healthy and Happier than the other.

I dont get u, cos I dont see anything healthier and happier as regards the guy on the left

Lol for that guy with the laptop on his belly. wtf!

Burnnotice:
lol' you talk 'bou your city like you run that... I brought my tour to your city iitch' you're ma son now

Ur kind are on da cypher, not here.

DharmyYinks:
So I saw this pics... and I couldn't but imagine the level of truth it holds.

Our ladies ehn..

Op, some girls can actually have their period even when the did has already been done (especially if it's just a few days/weeks in)

WORD!

JudgementHammer:
See the expression on the guy's face. If it were you, what would you do?

Serious

phabulous88:
Too drunk to walk yet you write an epistle in your drunken state.

Blawdy liar!

My thoughts exactly! He can fool everyone else but not me. It's either he's lying or he is seriously thinking of bleeping his prospective mother-inlaw.

6. The wailing wailers. Always blaming Buhari for practically everything. No matter what you post, ``Buhari sef, see what Buhari has caused, blame Buhari'' etc
They even blame Buhari for their inability to renew their monthly subscription.
Folks like anonimi shuld understand me perfectly.

I was here

falconey:
it's a good development, they are so damn too much. they should start dating themselves.

No be lie!

Thanks a lot. It's just so funny how people start defining you without even knowing you, it's crazy.

Now, I dont know if I'm the only one experiencing this, so I'll like to know why some people just wont let other people be. Ever since I got separated from my girlfriend back in 2014, I've decided to be single for a while and use the time to work on myself. Now the issue is this: Ever since then, I've lived in two neighbourhoods. I keep hearing of rumors about me not having a girlfriend by the oc (observers clubs) in each area I've been. Some say maybe I'm scared of women, some say I have a secret mama. Now the latest going round right now that is making me furious right now is that I'm Gay!

Must I go and have a girlfriend just to make people take their eyes (mouths) off me?
I have a neighbour (a girl) that we used to discuss. She was at my place a day before val, and she asked when was the last time I had sex and when I told her, she exclaimed with her eyes wide open if I am sure that I'm alrite. I am single and I'm not complaining, na pple come dey help me to complain.Guys, anyone else experiencing this?

Afrobasic:
At 11pm?

@op Keep cool, first thing tomorrow morning, you should see the doctor.

What do you mean at 11pm? Even if he lives in a village, even 1am or 2am is never too late for one to seek medical attention for a bleeding wife. Since u are not a doctor, u can never know how serious a situation is until u see a doctor. I dont know about you, bro, but when it comes to women and their maternal or labour issues, I wouldn't take chances, fu*k the time!

Phargbemmy:
check into an hospital and have your wive checked up. You r not even meant to be asking this online, ACT!

Exactly what I wanted to say. Something this serious happened and u still had time to log on to nl and start typing. Op, ur own case is serious.

Why she wear dat big sweater, abi dem no inform her before say after naija weather na hell fire own?

Ginaz:
Can you please teach me how to do it? Thanks

It's easy. Just open ur post again, look under it, u have four options, the first one says (modify). Just click on it, and you can even rewrite everything you wrote before.

Ginaz:
(I'm sorry for my typos) I meant thread not threat .

English can fall person hand.

U can still modify it.
Ur cousin is cute

Below is my beautiful niece

Hahaha! Is that the igwe and his elders in council? They must've mistakenly drank palmwine mixed with dry weed!

Who ever read all that sh*t up there deserve three cold bottles of satzenbrau.

Teempakguy:
You spoilt the fun by telling us what to expect.

Dont mind the guy, he lacks the ability to put people in suspence. He can never be a good writer or movie director.

This is indeed very funny

No I ain't running, cos I know if she wanted to hurt me, she wuld've done it already. If she sees my calmness, she'll feel more free to talk to me about what's going on with her.
Running away will provoke her the more.