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openmine:
Lord save me from this olodo
Another murderous fatality in english language
Madam patience would be very pride of this specie
Seems you are typed with so much emotion and anger
I really made some one bleed internally
This dumb ass is clearly having a serious seizure and may soon crack under depression

its auto-correct not autobot
I guess you are the one who needs to upgrade that olumo rock of ages head that contains your brain

Livefreeordieha:
used man But a tokunbo man produced u??or u are indirectly discouraging birthing kids from fresh unused sperm? Because me after reading diz i will ensure no boy around marries as a virgin inorder to avoid birthing children capable of bringing shame just as u av successfully brought reproach to whoever birthed u...Smh

openmine:
You are really an unrepentant olodo
The worst i have seen
Go back to your earlier comments and see the murderous usage of English on display....jeez you sure say you pass English language at all?

Chai Autobot is to correct words not destroy the English further!
The mumu no even sabi wetin be Autobot sef
Even your self inflicting ego cant let you see you obvious errors and blunders!

Abeg go back and collect all your school fees starting from nursery

openmine:
Blood of Zechariah... what am I seeing?
I can't even read through this poor damage and English destroyly commentating of yours!
Am not even sure if its pidgin or English or both...

Chai Rest in peace to English language
Seriously,which school churning out an olodo like you...You can't even expression yourself in writing yet you are bragging up and down
Chai which one is "shameless beg" nah and "if your god and poor".....chisos is lord
Eleyi gidigan

Too many errors and distraction of simply English on display! o:

Old papa adult please in your next comment, stick to pidgin biko!

Its not by force to write in English... after all,na only A1 you get for pigdin for your last waec result

See outright murder of english in one comment

openmine:
Blood of Zechariah... what am I seeing?
I can't even read through this poorly damaged and English destroyed comments of yours!
Am not even sure if its pidgin or English or both...

Chai Rest in peace to English language
Seriously,which school churned out an olodo like you...You can't even express yourself in writing yet you are bragging up and down
Chai which one is "shameless beg" nah and "if your god and poor".....chisos is lord
Eleyi gidigan

Too many errors and destruction of simple English on display! o:

Old papa adult please in your next comment, stick to pidgin biko!

Its not by force to write in English... after all,na only A1 you get for pigdin for your last waec result

See outright murder of english in one comment

openmine:
So your depression is because you can't read lengthy insults because it troubles your crocked soul!

Hold on...so after all the yabbing and banter I use crush your over bloated ego,you went home drunk then in your state of stupor,you called your wretched self god?

Command kor prompt nee
Did he just call a nose purposeless?
Not only is he dumb but also moronic...
I seriously need to see that teacher who made a dreadful job on you!

Chai every time you make comments about that well blended,beautifully made and attractively sculptured foreign nose,I admire it more....
Well a low esteem chimpanzee cant understand because he just can't help hiding his ugliness!


A low esteemed man who longs for a cute nose he can't get mocks another guy who has what he can't have....
When a supposed god labelled oshe111 can't get rich due to his pathetic and narrow minded thoughts,he mocks openmine who has it all!
When you can't get what you long to have,you mock those who have it!
This is the pitiful summary of oghene olodoshe111 aka the poor and wretched god!

openmine:
Oga papa adult aka mumu god
Do you even know me?
Go and tell yourself the truth about your poverty infested life which u are proudly and stupidly exhibiting on this forum!

keep telling me the history of your miserable life! okponu

openmine:
OMG did this old papa adult just throw this 1960 made shade at me? This guy don reach 70 ohhh
hoohoohoo
See old papa adult
you dey yab like elementary one pikin for agegunle
Mumu your badly baked shades are getting dried out and moronic just like you

You sound like a badly beaten drunkard when you chorus the "am your god" "sound track"
Do you really have any sophisticated pickup lines or you still wanna rehash your old shades?

I can help you remember some of them only if you ask nicely

Empty headed and pea-brained dolt

openmine:
Ohhhh the helpless fool no longer has punchlines and now borrowing my very words to haplessly fire back though aimlessly!

He even wants to "Plead" with me so that I help him financially...Oga adult why you dey take style ask me for money nah?
I think say your club dey dash you money?
Abi them no pay you this month like BMC?

Eyah I would helped you but I detest proud people with low esteem!
No wonder you keep talking about my lovely and amazing physical structures that you will never have in your entire life time!
o boy na me tell you say make you ugly?

Handi kor capped nee
What do you call a convoluted and stupefied dingbat who eats agege bread and uses unripe pawpaw as butter
Chai this your village people don finally enter page 50 of your matter ohh

Hungry and poverty stricken dumboo way dey beg me to stop make him go do him truckpusher work

openmine:
Blah blah blah blah
Fool I was expecting something new but you just showed you have no stamina to meet up....!
Chai poverty na curse ohh
Are you this lazy that you cant get new pickup lines aside the nose,purposeless,shameless and repetitive jargons you have been churning out over the last 3 pages?
Abi na only these ones you learn for your school nee?
Lazy yoot!

I thought you had forgotten your stale and regurgitated words

Alika let me send you money to eat good food so that you can have enough strength to find better pickup lines rather than repetitive,stale and drowning words....or are these the only words you know of in your entire existence?

openmine:
Ohhh is this the best that you can muster after that TKO you received?

Seems I really hit you where it hurts
No wonder you are regurgitating the "god" words as if you are drunk

I told you abinitio to leave this matter of Liverpool since it was none of your business, but you kept acting like you are a busybody and even erroneously confused me with another moniker
Your pride and stupidity could not allow you move on...
....see how I have reduced you to an obedient bingo who has nothing to fall back on but personal attacks

Old papa adult,next time don't ever try to face me on this forum if you don't have the required balls and stamina to last long!
Now run along and go hustle some coins to feed your already noisy tummy!

Dundee no 1

openmine:


Blah blah blah broken record master
Always repetitive stale punchlines....Dont you have any thing else to say?
another bullcrap
...these drowning words of a defeated man doesn't suit your sorry ass at all
You sound like a staggered man who just go his butt kicked
Olodo please don't give up...remember your latest sound track "liverpool being shameless and purposeless"
And where you spy into my dp and stupidly call me ugly?
Abi you don forget them?
You don forget my nose and hair...fool
depression calleth?


See this compound clown!
Who dash your sorry ass god mode?

openmine:

The guy don gas now now
Using style to beg me to stop firing at him before i make him go into depression
oluku you don tire?


Blah blah blah
repetitions are signs of a drowning man crying for help
If nose go carry person enter poverty you for don die since

openmine:
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level kor filth nee
See this impoverished fowl they talk of level
Which mumu level do you have aside the fact that you cant offer you self a good and sustainable meal but occupy the fabrics of your ever expanding footie like tummy with ewa and agege bread!

Rubbing shoulders with a poor dingbat?
You even get shoulders?
Chai you must be smoking weed right now

See Mumu wants to form porshe in an agegunle infested environment
Who dash monkey coat??

Big nose,big nose
You go soon use am for music track for your area....see straw infested nose with mucus leaking out like a kiddo

aziaka111:
she fine bt I still prefer all my Ex

openmine:
Ohh please dont laugh much ohh before you exhaust the remaining agege bread and unripe pawpaw you ate this afternoon which you want to reserve for the next day...Such is the poverty that has embraced you
Chai buhari why

Cheap this cheap that blah blah blah
still sounding like a broken record
You sound like a nagging wife
Well thats the least i expect from a drowning and hungry man!
Like i said before the value of my lowest phone can pay your 10 years monetary hustle plus normal #50 naira begging
Poverty really knows you by name!

I have noticed that you have stopped using the emojis...
Hope its not a sign of you getting depressed because of my missiles ohh
Guy i no wan hear say you sleep come land for hospital because of this normal back and forth yabbing ohh
The last thing i want to see is a thread on nairaland captioned "How openmine's words landed me to the hospital" by oshe111 FP

I emphasis though in a funny way that only those who cant have what they desire attack and mock those who have!
Poverty na your next door neighbour

openmine:
So says the poverty stricken gorilla that has a second hand rubber covered and agidi constructed keyboard!
Them swear for you to no buy better fone?

Ohh ohh
Him no even sabi phone spec
No wonder you are still using a 2mp fone....
Guy the monetary value of my least of fones is your 10 years hustle plus begging!

Ohh ohh see straw like nose way fit inhale all the air for him street!

You can only remain the way you are when you condition yourself to think that way!
That's the big difference between your pathetic self and my humble self!
You only see poverty from your shortsighted lens...hence you mock people who own what you can't acquire in 15 years simply because of your misguided mentality and your likeness for your next door neighbour poverty!

Sorry olodo,the truth hurts and the pain is real!
Not my fault if you like poverty pass wealth!

openmine:
Ohh no I just made this dumboo fall flat on his olumo rock head!
Hey hediot I ain't just saying am rich and handsome,that's what am right now!
Its in my blood streams and in my mindset....though I hardly expect you to comprehend since poverty knows you by your name

Ohhh my bad....The poverty web that you have been enmeshed in can't make you understand because poverty is now your neighbor!

A case where you are eating agege bread and unripe pawpaw just confirms the level of unbelievable poverty that you are blindly swimming in...
Chai but village people why?

Guy go and appease your village people who are already in page 12 of your file!

Cheap kor pipeline nee
I no dey like you way dey go yabatown go price 2nd hand see-through singlet for 50 naira
Guy go showcase your strawlike nose way dey smell poopoo from a distance!
See mumu talent

openmine:
huhaaa the senile hediot is now so frustrated by my wealth...he is even enquiring about how I value my belongings...
Abeg nah your money....?
Can you even boast of #300 inside that silent and moribund account you dey use brag?
You no get money olodo!

What I purchase and the value I add to such should never be your business....ohh my bad I forgot you can't see very well without your papa adult like medicated glasses!


No wonder you see collins10 and say its openmine

You say cheap fone?
Ohh you mean the kpalasa you are using rubber to support the screen....that tukatuka fone that you mistakenly bought from yabaleft....the one where you press 2 and agidi will come out?
Come and have a feel of my high end tech phones and the only thing that your gutter mouth will shamelessly utter is "waaaaooooh"
Well how can I blame you....you ain't used to modern devices let alone current gadgets

Chai poverty no good ohh.....

Guy come and work for me and I will pay you an amount you have never made in your entire uncoordinated life....all you need is to drop that senseless pride of yours and ask for help!

Hooohohooo
Chai envy and foolishness has clouded the akamu like cells in your brain to see beyond your present limitations!
Poverty na sin ohh
Nose way correct chicks dey die for no be your nose way dey smell poopoo from another street!
Choooi see nose way get talent detecting poopoo

Claireshan1:
I'll act like I didn't see that last line,but be it a best friend or male friend I don't have much of them and I hate keeping a guy whom I know I can't do anything with as a friend talk more of a best friend


And you really don't have to insult me just to make a point

openmine:
olodo put your pics nah abi you no fine?
Abi you dey fear make nairaland no see the true definition of bonzo?

I dare you to put a pic here let's see if gorilla no go get hope pass you!

The value of those super glasses you hopelessly and pathetically keep hammering on can buy you three square meals for a week if sold today!
Well I don't expect a d.ullardinho-retardinho persona like you sorry seld to comprehend this since na bend down and select okrika products be your reach

Okoko you are poverty personified....
A wealthy blok with money doesn't need to flaunt it....
Only a poverty typified gorilla like you will brag about what he doesn't have in his empty account

See hungry man way dey suffer but pride no gree am to ask for help....


Put your pics let's see....hopefully I fit eat well after I view your hideous face!

openmine:
The fool is running out of steam and trying in vain to focus his pain on a cute and adorable pic which in 20 years,he will find next to hard to achieve

if that is not frustration,then its insanity unlimited that is your lot!

old papa adult....way no get one naira for him account dey chest beat! Poverty impoverished dingbat!
Its not by asking for account number when your account dey show - 5000 naira

Even ATM dey vex when you foolishly insert you washed out card

Come let me change your poverty induced status....and give you a well befitting job that your generations unborn will thank me for!


See fine boy way this ugly and wretched dumboo they find hard to compete!

Claireshan1:
how do you know that? I don't even have have much male friends and you don't expect me to jump on every guy that says hi to me


Someone has to be reasonable sometimes

openmine:
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Trash from a worthless pig whose frustration cant stand my cutey face any day any time
That unique and lovely nose can turn your gf on in seconds!
Even your truckpusher salary cant even buy these glasses

I challenge you to paste my dp....na your gf way go first ask you for my number
Guy you too ugly ohhh
No wonder you no put your pics so that people wont see your worthless and disaster of a face!

this poverty stricken urchin is so poor,his account is crying for help
use style ask me to find you better cash and TP to come my place so that i can make you my driver!
dundee pls save your life support account that cant even buy you your next meal
Before you weep like a helpless kid whose candy has been taken forcefully from him him
Go feed your hungry tummy before you run mad!

chai this guy folly is legendary....
See cutey nose
abi you dey wear gstring pant?

Olodoism don chop this one brain ohh

openmine:
holy moses
Only ugly ducklings like you label fine guys like me ugly because you know that no matter the lotion or soap you use,your ugliness no go disappear
No wonder you were dangerously and fearfully made
Gorilla way no fit paste him pics becos him ugly pass oshe baba
Pained?
bring your pic and believe me you will look like a frustrated and dirty bingo!

See this fowlhead that is stupidly making noise with the last 500 naira that he is currently using to eat ewa and bread when his account is on life support
You never chop finish with potty from mama iyaba serah...na me you want give last cash? dumbass fool

Jobless?
Nothing person no go see for this faceless forum
Come and see where i work and you will want to be my driver...not that "kobo kobo how i go do" truckpusher work you dey do for ajegunle
Come let me give you both funds and work to keep you from making a public nuisance in nairaland!
Make hungry no kill you there....mumu thing!

I challenge you to put my lovely dp on your facebook wall(thats if you even use one),and your female friends will ask you for my number instantly
Chai he wants to cry....
Ohh i know it hurts to be ugly...no wonder you call oshe name....way try fine pass you small

Classless dingbat

openmine:
guy oshe ugly but him fine pass your roughly made ugly face!
See a person who called himself old papa adult attacking that fine boy pic....your face is the epitome of a viscous gorilla!

In 10 years to come,your face wont be as handsome as that dp despite your vain efforts

only lowlifes and low esteen freaks check out people's dp...you are the worst of them


you say my dp no make sense...no worry...go show your babe and the next day she go pm me for a private convo

See this poverty stricken fool wan give me money way him no even get
Guy abeg keep that your tear tear 500 naira way you go use eat beans and agege bread tomorrow!
make you no come cry like pikin


Another broken record track shameless,purposeless...shameless purposeless
your joblessness is an understatement....you are a foolish and lazy yoot!

mumu personified