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Boogiebee:
Hello Nairalanders,

So straight to the point. Please I need your advice about two things.

1. I just got my inheritance and I got cash of 8M and there's this popular belief of people squandering their inheritance,I don't want that to be my portion so which business can I invest it into. For context, I currently have a job and I'm not ready to quit so please put that into consideration.

2. My younger brother is still a student so he has asked me to save his portion of 6M in bank until he graduates but I don't think that's a good idea. I would rather he put it in some form of secure investment that will be yielding something. Kindly give us suggestions.

May the soul of my beloved Father continue to rest in peace. Amen

Just fix the money in a fixed deposit account and continue with the work u are doing at the moment.Dont take any advice from anyone here at the moment and if u are too eager to invest,just look for a nice area and secure like 3plots of landed property.

silibaba:
If you like put it in bitcoin

Progidal son, loading

Jealousy

CaptalnMitch:
I have sure 2odds you can be staking some of your inheritance on

lolzzzzzz
weti de worry some of una sef?

robinso01:
Kudos to her. May her gender see reason to learn from her

lolz.Table shaker

LegendHero:
Pa Bode George, we sight you. I hope you’re preparing for your exile in 2023 sir?

Why they no bring Jimi Agbaje our own customer dada nao?

bode george should just retire abeg.one time military administrator and NPA Dg yet he is not yet satisfied.i hate when people don't know when to quit the ring

Vickyvice:
. See Russia who couldn't defeat Germany without the help of U.s forces. If u.s hadn't intervened, half of Russia would have been under control of Hitler. China would still be an annex of Japan, Iran could have been swallowed by Saddam Hussein Iraq. Ungrateful slaves. Don't worry u.s. no dey Sabi talk. Ww1 and ww2 can testify . The pix below was the aircraft the U.s used to drop bomb on Hiroshima in 1945. The name is enola gay. A transparent aircraft, partly made of glass.Till date it's the most beautiful and complete aircraft ever produced by man on planet earth, produced solely for that mossion. It's in the museum. U.s are millions of miles away, forget their conference of some of their short comings. Na to make una think they aren't as powerful as before

Teach them if they care to listen cos many don't know about what u have just said

KingOfTheDamned:
[left]

Trash , the thread is for intellectuals sir. Pls go to the romance section or games section.

I de tell u

NoahHadNoArk:
[s][/s]


You are a real viper......

The last thing anyone needs now is a dose of your bad energy and negativity.
Swallow it!


Ewu!!!

You shouldn't have given him the attention he is looking for

heniford2:
Far from it i Have a friend who do finishes it and will be still hungry back in Uni days dude can chop Mr biggie i dey greet oh anywhere u dey ur home boy Heniford dey greet oh baba na choppsin

One Mr Ok comes to mind back then in Unical.Ik can eat abeg

Kriss216:
Only a Hoodlum can finish a pack of spaghetti in a sitting.


In my opinion, Gluttons should also be treated as terrorists.

You must not comment

chatinent:
This thing cannot happen is reality. Ordinary proposal you pour me water, when I no bi imbe

lolz

DispatcherLagos:
You won! I shouldn't have quoted you. To be honest, it's high time users of this forum undergone some intellectual examinations before accounts are created. The level of illiteracy on this forum is becoming annoying

You are right

DispatcherLagos:
daft idiot. This happened in Port Harcourt, the last time I checked, Port Harcourt is a town in Rivers state which is in South South. They bear Igbo names but are not Igbos. Go to school you refused

Don't mind the idiot.Some of them doesn't know anything.They are just privileged to own an android phone.

[quote author=HonNL post=109470334][/quote]It's not a must that u should write.Go back and check what u hv written and see if there is need for u to go back to school or not.

Ogt1:
If you had picked your dictionary before typing this, you wouldn't goof like this.

Some of you are pompous ignoramuses; you're even loud in your ignorance.

Tell him

Kolenda:
Sorry bro but what are you going to teach the children this one you're typing "advices"

It's not ur business 'Mr ova sabi.Jealosy kills

Danjikanbauchi:
cf is more valuable than Naira, manage yourself and give yourself target

Guy if am the one,I will go for it cos it better than the useless 30k u get here.

Nbotee:
Lolzzzz... One man who is vying for Presidency comes to mind

Table shaker.You don start?

psucc:
The whole grammar in summary is that to do change of corrections of name is handled by lawyer and price don increase.

My brother just that ooo.Some people na jst gbazaa queen

zee

Amb1045:
This really got my attention due to the weird nature of the tale. It was sent in by middle aged man, in his 40's based in Enugu state with his wife who has an Identical sister, also living in Enugu with her husband. They have been married for 12yrs now. He is visibly shaken by the events of late that left him reeling and thinking of what next to do. He said that even Ever since their dating period he has noticed the intense rivalry and love between the two sisters. He says that the cycle of their love hate relationship is so complicated to understand so most times people don't usually interfere in their affairs. Na dem dey sort am demselves not even their parents. They love and hate each other so much. And they look so alike that you can NOT easily tell them apart.

After like 3yrs of trying for a baby, his wife approached the twin sister to help her conceive and have a baby thru her husband and since they are very very identical, they would easily pull this off without any of their spouses ever knowing. She was gonna live with her husband for 9 months after taking IN and then once she puts to bed she can return to her husband and she would be living with the sister's husband and possibly take in too and do same.

And so they put the plan to work. His wife twin sister came over to his place and started pretending to be his wife. They made love as they usually did and she got pregnant and gave birth to twin boys. But he did say he noticed some odd behaviours during the 9 months his wife's twin sister lived with him and acted like his wife but he put it down to pregnany hormones. Meanwhile his own wife was with her Twin sister's hubby also having sex with him but they were unable to conceive.

He didn't know all this till last year December cos there is serious matter on ground now, his wife's twin sister wants to take the baby twins back NOW cos she has been ill at the hospital and was told by the doctors that her womb was badly affected so she cant have a baby. Now she has thrown the lid off the plan she concocted with her twin sister years ago and the whole family is in turmoil. The parents are fuming , the brother in law is threatening fire and brimstone, He feels so devastated that he was used and betrayed like this and wants to walk out of the marriage. He is seeking for advice on what to do next? So what is your advice for this young man ?

You don't know how to seek attention

Apus:
Na dem... And who told you he hasn't seen his grand children and even great grandchildren?
Cho cho cho...

No be small cho cho cho

iLoveYouToo:
At least he had a career and life. Who/what are you?


In fact I’m downloading his song now to put some cents in his pocket. Little drops make an ocean eventually

yes ooooo

Move2:
AFTER four weeks of delay, confusion and
indecisiveness, President Muhammadu
Buhari finally refused on Monday to sign
the Electoral Amendment Bill, citing a raft
of reasons which took him so long to
improvise you could clearly guess he
wanted the cup to pass over him.
But every leader must, at some point, face
their demon. President Olusegun
Obasanjo was in a similar position 20
years ago, when he refused to sign the
NDDC Bill on the grounds of a
disagreement with the National Assembly
over what percentage of statutory
allocation the commission should get.
While he proposed 10 percent and a
reduction of the annual budget of the oil
and gas companies from three to 1.5
percent, the National Assembly wanted 15
percent statutory allocation to NDDC and
three percent from the companies. In the
end, the former president was overridden
by a National Assembly with his own
party, the Peoples Democratic Party, PDP,
in majority.
In spite of the huffing and puffing by the
current All Progressives Congress-
dominated, APC, National Assembly, it’s
improbable they would muster the will –
or even the numbers – to override Buhari.
What’s in a bill?
What’s the sticking point in the Electoral
Amendment Bill? There are a few, but the
obvious one is the provision in the bill for
mandatory direct primaries by the
political parties. Under the law, the
parties may choose their candidates
through direct or indirect primaries – or
even by voodoo executed in the coven of
some party godfathers. This latter option
is elegantly called consensus.
Things fell apart between members of the
National Assembly who want a statutory
end to the indirect primaries because they
say it’s undemocratic and largely liable to
manipulation, and governors who say
mandating primaries for parties is
undemocratic and expensive.
The governors have captured the
President and, against the public mood,
his refusal to assent to the bill was full of
excuses that hide the truth in plain sight.
It’s a shocking Christmas present from a
man who after being a victim of a
shambolic electoral process that thwarted
his election three times, vowed after his
success at his fourth attempt, to leave a
legacy of free, fair and transparent
elections.
If Buhari’s refusal was a PDP curse, then
they’ve got him. And if it’s a trap by
insiders in his party with a vested interest
in his failure, that’s even worse as they
have failed to give him even a fig leaf’s
shred of argument to cover his weak and
naked excuses.
How could Buhari say he withheld assent
because of cost, for example? Cost to
who? The parties, and not the
government, are responsible for
primaries. Even though the parties have
made it a bazaar of sorts, which is
precisely what governors want because
they hold the wallet, it is not
government’s business to pay for or
organise party primaries.
Rank and file members who are truly fed
up with eating out of the hands of
governors should organise themselves and
put their money, time and talent where
their mouth is to wrest the parties from
governors and take back control. It’s not
Buhari’s job to save the parties.
And in case he was talking about the cost
of the Independent National Electoral
Commission, INEC, conducting the
primaries, he said nothing about what the
current cost is, never mind the expected
revised cost.
It is regrettable that a president interested
in making a serious argument for not
assenting to a vital public legislation, did
not have the courage to show the public
what INEC’s actual feedback on cost was,
weeks after he claimed seeking the
commission’s advice on the matter.
And he’s right about something, though.
The parties, including his own, have
dubious membership registers. So, how
can we be afraid of something we don’t
even know, something we’re not sure of.
Conjecture is not evidence.
The argument about security did not
make sense either. If anything, it’s not
only an indictment of Buhari who was
voted principally to secure the country. It
also hints that the president is leaving
such a deplorable legacy of insecurity, he
does not even see things getting better
long after he is gone!
That’s a blow to the reputation of a man
in whom so much hope was placed for a
more stable and secure country six years
ago. And yet he makes the argument so
casually that he cannot even see that he is
undermining himself.
That’s not all. Buhari said he was
withholding assent because to sign the
bill in its current form would infringe the
right of choice of citizens and the political
parties. Citizens, he said, specifically party
members, should be free to choose their
candidates anyway they want. Why put
them in a straitjacket? Also, the parties,
under their present titles, have greater
discretion of choice and should not be
tempted with any other options that
might lead to needless litigations.
That sounds really seductive, the sort of
argument a philanderer espouses before
he finds his next victim: it won’t hurt,
trust me – it’s for your good! But it ends
in premium tears. To pretend that the
current system is a voter’s carte blanche
is to be disingenuous. Choice is already
circumscribed by the Constitution and the
Electoral Act, and the latter permits
selection through one of three means –
direct or indirect primaries or voodoo.
The strongest argument for mandating
only direct primaries is that it vests the
decision for the selection of candidates in
the rank and file. And why not, if they are
prepared to invest in the system and if
CSOs are also prepared to help build a
culture of volunteerism to strengthen the
democratic culture?
Even though a number of National
Assembly members who favour direct
primaries do so out of spite for state
governors, the system offers far greater
guarantee of transparency and fair
competition than does the current
muddle.
Suspicious love
But the emptiness of Buhari’s argument
does not end with its self-serving
pretension that it seeks to defend voters’
rights. It also claims that it wants to save
smaller parties from the logistical
nightmare of direct primaries. Well, this
Salvation Army is coming rather late.
If Buhari was interested in saving smaller
parties, he would have sponsored a bill
that dismantles the current system which
insists that whether by hook or crook,
parties must have offices in every local
government and every state, for “national
spread”. Who needs that? That is what is
killing smaller parties and making even
the bigger ones wrecking balls.
One of Nigeria’s brightest lawyers, Jiti
Ogunye, made this point in his
intervention on why the National
Assembly should override the president;
it’s a must read. To make it even worse,
there is a provision in the electoral law
that disqualifies parties that fail to meet a
certain threshold at elections from
registration! Is Buhari not aware? Or does
he just prefer the sport of attacking the
ringworm while the leprosy festers?
Isn’t it a shame for a man who covets a
legacy of electoral reforms that even this
contentious bill is not an executive bill?
Yet, Buhari is happy to be led by the nose
by a Minister of Justice, Abubakar
Malami, who obviously is in cahoots with
some governors to bend the system (in
Kebbi, his home state, and nationwide), to
his personal advantage. Apart from
chewing the microphone, what has Buhari
done, in concrete terms, in the last six
years, to promote electoral transparency
and internal party democracy?
Legacy, whose legacy?
I’m amused by the nonsense from
quislings in the ruling APC, who say that a
National Assembly veto must be
prevented to save Buhari’s legacy from
stain. Really? Are they serious? Can’t they
see that the party itself is in grave danger,
going for years without a chairman, a
national convention, a board, or anything
whatsoever on which it can stand as a
party, beyond the first quarter of next
year? If the lawmakers love Buhari and if
they love their party, they must save the
president by a veto.
If they don’t, the fallout would swell
disenchantment among swathes of
already disenchanted members in the
rickety ruling party who would, in turn,
be obliged to leave the empty shell for
Buhari and his remnants. Heads or tails,
the governors will be alright; but Buhari
will be miserable in retirement.
The Electoral Amendment Bill is more
than direct primaries. There are also
provisions in it to cap election spending
further, toughen the penalties for vote-
buying and validate the use of biometrics
and electronic transmission of results.
There have been suggestions that it is this
last bit about biometrics and transmission
of results that Buhari doesn’t want, and
not necessarily direct primaries.
Truth is, except in Buhari’s fantasy,
nothing in this Electoral Bill threatens his
legacy. And I’m ashamed to say this: that
a man who was not once, not twice, and
not even three times a victim of electoral
fraud, should shirk the opportunity to
make things better when he can and
should. He’s just about to hand his
presidency over to the PDP on a platter.


https://www.vanguardngr.com/2022/01/buhari-wants-to-hand-over-to-pdp-heres-how/

We didn't read abeg.

neonly:
Summary pls

lol

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Everyone now is wise .

Kriss216:
Your president is Sudanese, he might put some calls through against Nigeria.

lolz.

Kriss216:
Your president is Sudanese, he might put some calls through against Nigeria.

lolz

Iyaebe:
Their mother's prayers are with them

Am telling u

Naijanascam:
Abeg make we hear word..... simply concentrate on your game... you will be marking Salah and other players will be scoring

lol

Fedrick100:
It didn’t work for them.Everybody have their own Grace,but that doesn’t mean money ritual does not work because I have seen people that money ritual worked for them

What some people don't know is that not everyone will be rich.It will definitely work out for people destined from creation to be rich and it will not work for those who are not meant to be rich.Just that.

Fedrick100:
It didn’t work for them.Everybody have their own Grace,but that doesn’t mean money ritual does not work because I have seen people that money ritual worked for them

What some people don't know is that not everyone will be rich.It will definitely work out for people destined from creation to be rich and it will not work for those who are not meant to be rich.Just that