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na wa o for we Nigerians how do you expect a son to lie with such a thing towards his father especially when his dad was the immediate past head of state.
The boy has been nursing these pains all this while and I am sure that if not of the public figure his father his Gbenga is supposed to have murdered him by now. he even doubts the paternity of his kids.
May God forgive obj his sins to man and humanity?

na wa when we nigerians and indeed mankind wake up to the reality that life is all about how you spend your life on earth.all these stories whether Jesus is coming or not does it really matter when none of us would live for the next 150 years to come.and of course the world would still be in exitence then.abeg joo tell us jokes or something else since 200years na we dey hear that one i sure say my late father go they assume now say the world don end

A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer.
His friend says: “Wow that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man.”
The man then replies: “Yeah, well we were married 35 years.”

One day, a stupid worker was working on the thirteenth floor of a building, when
a man came running to him shouting:
"emeka, emeka, your daughter Fatima just died in an accident".
emeka was in panic , not knowing what to do, he jumped from the13th floor.
While going down, he was near the tenth floor,
when he remembered he didn't have a daughter named Fatima!
When he was near the fifth floor, he remembered he was not married!

A pregnant woman gets into a car accident and falls into a deep coma.
Asleep for nearly six months, she wakes up and sees that she is no longer pregnant. Frantically,
she asks the doctor about her baby.
The doctor replies, "Ma'am, you had twins! A boy and a girl. The babies are fine. Your brother came
in and named them."
The woman thinks to herself, "Oh no, not my brother he's an idiot!" Expecting the worst, she asks
the doctor, "Well, what's the girl's name?"
"Denise," the doctor says.
The new mother thinks, "Wow, that's not a bad name! Guess I was wrong about my brother. I like Denise!
" Then she asks the doctor, "What's the boy's name?" The doctor replies, DeNephew

advantages of being a nigerian
One day, he decided that he would love to plant potatoes and herbs in his garden,
but he knew he was alone and too old and weak.
His son was in college in Holland, so the old man called him up explaining the problem:
"Beloved son, I am very sad, because I can't plant potatoes in my garden.
I am sure, if only you were here, that you would help me and dig up the garden for me.
I love you, your father."
The following day, the old man received a response e-mail from his son:
"Beloved father, please don't touch the garden. That is where I have hidden THE SCAMED FUNDS
I love you, too, OSAZEE."
At 4pm the EFCC and the SSS visited the house of the old man and took the whole garden apart,
searching every inch. But they couldn't find anything.
Disappointed, they left the house.
The next day, the old man received another e-mail from his son:
"Beloved father, I hope the garden is dug up by now and you can plant your potatoes.
That is all I could do for you from here. Your loving son, OSAZEE

A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?”
The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard.
The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?“
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An American and a Japanese were sitting on the plane on the way to LA
when the American turned to the Japanese and asked, "What kind of” ese” are you?"
The Japanese confused, replied, "Sorry but I don't understand what you mean."
The American repeated, What kind of “ese” are you?"
Again, the Japanese was confused over the question. The American,
now irritated, then yelled, "What kind of “ese: are you .? Are you a
Chinese, Japanese ,Vietnamese!, etc, "
The Japanese then replied, "Oh, I am a Japanese."
A while later the Japanese turned to the American and asked:
What kind of 'kee' are you.
The American, frustrated, yelled, "What do you mean what kind of '-
kee' am I?!"
The Japanese said, "Are you a Yankee, donkee, or monkee?"

IN NIGERIA TODAY YOU HAVE TO GET TO THE TOP TO BE ABLE TO AFFECT CHANGES.ATIKU HAS BEEN PATIENT WITH OBANSANJO FOR A LONG WHILE. AS FAR BACK AS 2003 OBASANJO HAS BEEN HITTING AT HIM FROM ALL CORNERS BUT YET HE REFRAINED FROM HITTING BACK AT HIM TILL THE LAST STRAW WHICH WAS THE PTDF FUNDS.YES AS A DEMOCRAT HE HAS ALL THE RIGHT TO DEFEND HIMSELF FROM SUCH ATTACKS.
HE MADE HIMSELF AVAILAIBLE FOR PROBE WHICH HE COULD WELL HAVE DECLINED TO APPEAR B4 THE TRIBUNAL.
IF SINCERITY IS TO MATTER HERE ATIKUS DEFENCE OF THE FUNDS AT HIS DISPOSER WAS SATISFACTORY ENOUGH FOR ANY FAIR THINKING HUMAN TO SEE
IT IS JUST THAT NIGERIANS DO NOT LIKE LISTENING TO THE OTHER SIDE OF STORIES.AND AT THE END OF THE DAY NO FUND WAS LOST PARTAINING THE OVER 12OMILLION DOLLARS. GO THROUGH THE STORY ONCE AGAIN AND BE OBJECTIVE
WOULD OBJ TODAY DEFEND HIMSELF AGAINST ANY CURRUPTION BROUGHT AGAINST HIM
ATIKU IS FOCUSED AND INDEPENDENT MINDED THAT IS WHY THEY ARE SCARED OF HIM.AFTERALL THE GREAT MKO WAS ALSO ACCUSED OF CURRUPTION

lady t ignorance has not made you to see that atiku is today the true face of democracy in nigeria.a man who has exposed the wickedness and deceitfullness of obasanjo's regime against all odds.atiku has came out with facts against the goverment while the govment is only speculating on atiku a man who is always ready to face any probe panel can that be said of obasanjo?is iyabo not currupt?where is andy uba's name or is akala longer going for gorvernor please we should be fair in our views let obj come out and defend himself