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 Webmasters › Re: How To BOOST Your Site Ranking Using Nairaland. by osile2012(op): 3:46pm On Aug 21, 2015 |
has anyone tried it yet ?? |
| Nairaland General › Re: ***congratulations NAIRALAND, You Have Made FRONT PAGE *** by osile2012(op): 3:45pm On Aug 21, 2015 |
Nice rating. Guys, keep it up.. |
| NYSC › Re: Accommodation For Coppers Around Emene ENUGU. by osile2012(op): 3:39pm On Aug 21, 2015 |
not only corpers though ..  . |
| Properties › Re: 3 Bedroom Bungalow For Sale In Enugu by osile2012(op): 3:37pm On Aug 21, 2015 |
Negotiable. Its really nice living in an estate . |
| Nairaland General › Re: #keywords That Lead To Nairaland Front Page. by osile2012(op): 1:15am On Aug 20, 2015 |
lol, tonto dike na vip. Tonto and cleavage appeared on fp today |
| Nairaland General › Re: #keywords That Lead To Nairaland Front Page. by osile2012(op): 10:56pm On Aug 18, 2015 |
Freemanan:lol my hand no dey for this your report oo. Female imam |
| Nairaland General › #keywords That Lead To Nairaland Front Page. by osile2012(op): 7:46pm On Aug 18, 2015 |
A lot of people try so hard to get their thread on Nairaland front page, but they get frustrated at the end of the day because it does not get there. No matter how long the content of your thread is and the number of pictures you include if you miss these keywords then your going nowhere . I will give you the keywords that seun and the mods look out for #1 CLEAVAGE Seun and the mods don't joke with this. Just make sure your title contains cleavage. They might even move your thread to front page before they discover there is no cleavage in the thread. i dont know why they like cleavage like that #2 TONTO DIKE once you have tonto dike in the title and have one of her pic, even if it picture of tonto dike in her mothers womb, your there . I dont know if she is a share holder . #3 A NAIRALANDER Once your thread starts with a nairalander, the rest is history. You are on front page. That is why you see stuff like " A nairalanders great grand fathers pic" and its on front page. You can also see " A nairalander browsing nairaland with his phone (photos)" its straight to front page . IF you doubt me, snap a picture of yourself reading this thread and start a new one saying " A nairalander reading a thread on nairaland" #4 #10 things or #10 reasons This is mostly for romance section and religion. Once you start with #10 the rest is history. EG. #10 reason why u should use condom, #10 ways to know she is watching you , #10 things i do in church. Whether the explanation makes sense or not your already on FP. #5, PROSTITUTES Mods dey carry prostitutes matter for head, i dont know if they are prostitutes legal representatives . Once you see a thread starting with Prostitutes then its heading for fp. EG Prostitutes protest, prostitutes increase price, Prostitutes fight, just anything prostitutes is on fb .other keywords include (obasanjo, bokoharam, fashola, ohaneze ndigbo , ladikpo) you can add yours. I am just helping you to make front page , because if i wanted this thread on front page, i wld just modify the title and add a keyword and it reads . CLEAVAGE #KEYWORDS that lead to NAIRALAND FRONT PAGE. mods will move it to front page with hope that it contains cleavage . 4 Likes 1 Share |
| Events › Re: Nigerian Man 26 Marries 63-years Old American Grandmother by osile2012: 7:14pm On Aug 18, 2015 |
free d guy. Hunger dey him body. Na beyonce he dey see now. 3 Likes |
| NYSC › Re: Accommodation For Coppers Around Emene ENUGU. by osile2012(op): 12:09pm On Aug 17, 2015 |
still available .
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| Properties › Re: 3 Bedroom Bungalow For Sale In Enugu by osile2012(op): 12:05pm On Aug 17, 2015 |
still here |
| Romance › Re: LADIES ONLY : What You Favorite IGBO Name For Guys ? by osile2012(op): 11:01am On Aug 17, 2015 |
enkay2go:What pet name comes from those ?? . |
| Nairaland General › Re: ***congratulations NAIRALAND, You Have Made FRONT PAGE *** by osile2012(op): 1:46pm On Aug 16, 2015 |
You guys are doing Nairaland proud. Keep rating . |
| Politics › Predict And WIN PROMO. by osile2012(op): 1:34pm On Aug 16, 2015 |
The Management of the Link on my signature, has decided to make Nairaland Political section more interesting. You have the opportunity to WIN great prizes when you can predict what will be on the NEWS on Monday. This draw will take place here every Sunday, and the Lucky winners will have their reward by Monday evening. The draw starts now, predict what will be on the news this Monday and stand a chance to win. *** You could be the Lucky winner ***** |
| Politics › Re: Obasanjo Is A Comedian -Orji Uzor Kalu by osile2012: 1:27pm On Aug 16, 2015 |
Interesting. Rate Obasanjo and other Nigeria politicians. Click the link on my signature to start rating. .
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| Politics › Re: Blood, Saliva Found In Mouth Of Dead Deputy Governor by osile2012: 1:22pm On Aug 16, 2015 |
Sounds like poison 1 Like
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| Celebrities › Re: I Am Looking For That Man Who Can Make Me Want Sex Every 60 Seconds – Empress An by osile2012: 1:00pm On Aug 16, 2015 |
End times.
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| Webmasters › Re: Free Advert For Your Business, Blog, Website And Page by osile2012: 12:15pm On Aug 16, 2015 |
Click on signature to start rating today. ..
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| Romance › Re: #3 Characters Of A Wife Material. by osile2012(op): 12:12pm On Aug 16, 2015 |
kelvyn7:True.. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: NAIRALAND Funny Pic COMPETITION by osile2012(op): 12:11pm On Aug 16, 2015 |
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| Romance › Re: LADIES ONLY : What You Favorite IGBO Name For Guys ? by osile2012(op): 12:09pm On Aug 16, 2015 |
jomile:Sounds like cassava or a tuba of yam 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: LADIES ONLY : What You Favorite IGBO Name For Guys ? by osile2012(op): 12:08pm On Aug 16, 2015 |
AmakaDNB:Seems like obi is taking over, im jelux. ... |
| Romance › Re: LADIES ONLY : What You Favorite IGBO Name For Guys ? by osile2012(op): 12:07pm On Aug 16, 2015 |
Shebarh:Awwww .kasieeeeee |
| Romance › Re: LADIES ONLY : What You Favorite IGBO Name For Guys ? by osile2012(op): 12:06pm On Aug 16, 2015 |
QueenRAW:I know ladies love those. .. |
| Business › Re: Segun Agbaje Wins CEO Of The Year In London by osile2012: 12:04pm On Aug 16, 2015 |
Rate Gtbank and other Banks in Nigeria. Click the link on my signature to start ...
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| Romance › #3 Characters Of A Wife Material. by osile2012(op): 7:27pm On Aug 15, 2015 |
In the changing world we live in today, there is no doubt husbands are becoming more scarce than the were before. With men marrying men, lack of funds, low moral standards of girls resulting in cheap sex and the reigning "baby mama" trend being introduced by our celebs, men now see marriage as a burden. Guess what, its not getting any better soon. Even the bible predicted this in Isaiah 4:1 In that day seven women will take hold of one man and say, "We will eat our own food and provide our own clothes; only let us be called by your name. Take away our disgrace!" So in this scarcity, you need to sample you wife material characters as soon as you meet a man. Most men have up to 20 women in their life and confused about the one to propose to. So what makes you the "one" ? #1, Cooking skills Girls of this generation will say if you want to get to a mans heart, aim below the belt. While our parents say the closest way to a mans heart is the stomach. So they are all interested in being good in bed hoping they can get to a mans heart through s e x. But a man go go for days without s e x, but can he go without food ? After sex what next? He can get sex from anywhere, but he deff wont be eating anyhow. Trust me, nothing makes a man feel at home like giving a man good food and s e x together. If all you can give is sex, then the man will want to come around you when he has the urge but he would move to the next the moment he finds someone who is better in bed. He also will not see the sex as enough reason to marry you. Nobody builds a future on sex . If he marries you for sex, will him and the children eat sex ? You might be the working and busy type, who might want to have a house help, But you need to know how to cook. And let the man know u can cook well, but u might be busy. He will understand and any day u decide to cook he will appreciate it. Not hoping that he will get a house help who will be cooking all the time because u don't know how to . #Cleaning Girls of these days will say am i your maid? If you want someone to clean and do house chores go get a maid. But trust me, there is the special thing about a woman that can clean and arrange things. Men can be lazy when it comes to house chores and most times there rooms and stuff can be scattered. A guy might leave you in a room that was scattered a day before, he goes out comes back and everywhere is still scattered. You are on the bed forming ajebo , wearing bum shorts, looking sexy for him. A guy who is serious about a wife will know you are not the one. You could be having sex, fun etc, but he does not want to be coming back to a scattered house after the stressful day. Nobody is saying its your responsibility, but show the man that you can do it if the need arises. You will be excused when you have a job or career . But the man needs to know you are not comfortable in an unkept environment #Smartness This is not just about education, but you ability to apply your knowledge and experiences in decision making. You ability to study the man and understand him. To look at his facial expression and tell his mood. To be able to understand his body language and know what to do. Some ladies are not smart. They could go out with their guy and when his friends are teasing him, they laugh so loud without understanding his facial expression . Instead of them to be in defense they could be carried away by laughter. Then when they get home they wonder why the guy is pissed at them. Some will even hang out with a guy whose friends are womanizers and they jokingly ask for her number or pin infront of their guy, instead of them to say collect it from your friend, they foolishly give it out . Later they say i thought he was your friend. The guy might even tell you to give if u ask him infront of his friends, but he expects you to use ur common sense to know its not right. This is not about education its about being smart. Men love and trust girls that are smart. They feel comfortable around them and can leave their business in their hands to handle. A man wants to be able to pass some of his investment decisions to his wife when he is not available. So ladies be smart. I know most people will say, what about respect, honesty, God fearing. We know all that but these are factors most girls ignore and guys pay attention to. Amend your ways now and become wife material . Ignore any typos pls. 3 Likes |
| Romance › Re: LADIES ONLY : What You Favorite IGBO Name For Guys ? by osile2012(op): 6:49pm On Aug 15, 2015 |
ibotjaycob:That one na name abi tittle? How can that sound romantic ? |
| Romance › Re: LADIES ONLY : What You Favorite IGBO Name For Guys ? by osile2012(op): 6:48pm On Aug 15, 2015 |
ephemm:Make una allow the ladies now  |
| Romance › Re: LADIES ONLY : What You Favorite IGBO Name For Guys ? by osile2012(op): 6:47pm On Aug 15, 2015 |
MrsPhyno:Make una no use name dey insult person here oo wetin be Akufor ?. |
| Nairaland General › Re: How I Cheated Death 12 Times – Obasanjo by osile2012: 6:44pm On Aug 15, 2015 |
Strong man
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| Nairaland General › Re: Why Did Almost All Societies Believe That Women Were Inferior To Men? by osile2012: 6:35pm On Aug 15, 2015 |
Not these types of ladies below .
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| Romance › Re: LADIES ONLY : What You Favorite IGBO Name For Guys ? by osile2012(op): 6:32pm On Aug 15, 2015 |
steppin:Ok dad. Ladies keep the names coming |
| Romance › Re: LADIES ONLY : What You Favorite IGBO Name For Guys ? by osile2012(op): 6:30pm On Aug 15, 2015 |
ATMC:Ha, which kin name be this one Na ur boo name ? |
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