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Lolz, Hummer nko?

proevan: Akara is a bini word, fro 'Eka' pronounced A-ka where the word akara came from. And 80percent of yoruba came fron Benin, please get your facts. And please use the word origin rightly next time or check your dictionary/google.

Each tribe, different origin story, according to Yoruba history, Oba of benin was one of Oduduwa's son, so I get my fact right before writing at all go and check benin's history and ask why most people in ur village have Yoruba names.

3cycle: I havent had a good night sleep for a while now,3hrs of sleep daily, what could be the reason?
In my mid 20's and suffering from insomnia
Wonder what will become of me when i hit 50

you are thinking too much ni, free ur mind.

Ah ha, this one remember me today(then I remember mtn dey give people call bonus) I no go pick am.
If na my ex- this one remember me today, his girlfriend don leave am?

Royalcon concept is one of such company,I went for their interview, I even checked their website before going o, so I was sure they are not scammers, when I got there, d woman spoke bla bla bla, partner with us with just 9k, and u will make millions(me wey never chop that day, wia I wan see 9k), I collected the form though, I never went back, some of d applicants said they will go back and pay.
A week later, an uncle gave me a flyer about a job vacancy, I was happy,
I called a number on one of the flyers and I was asked to come to their office at oshodi, d guy said I should come to NAFDAC office there in oshodi at exactly 8 'O' clock, with traffic and everything, I got there at exactly some minutes past eight, then I called d guy, he told I'm late for the interview and they've left for another office, I was directed to take a bus to another location(I mean what stupid company does that) when I got there, lo and behold, it was gnlg, I almost cried, I was like again,I wanted to go back but a girl who was a victim like me I met on d way persuaded me to go, I told d guys I've collected a form in one of their sister's company, he said he has never heard of royalcon concept,he asked if I know the meaning of con(he is attesting to the fact that they are scammers)I smiled and said yes, he showed me a magazine where there succesful ogas are, and I showed him the CEO of royalcon, he just dey look me, I endured the talks the guys were giving me telling me I will become millionaires as they have become(if u see these guys ehn, u will know they are rich indeed, one wore a torn shirt on faded trouser, d phone the other was holding was held together by rubber band) I was like if these guys got the money, it's not showing on them at all(sarcasm). I wasted my money, my time, I was so annoyed. Since then, any invite I get with no name of company, by the text msg they send, u shall know them(always so crude), I ignore, I don't even bother myself.

CFCfan: Is it massive, in-between or small

it's moderate

Unibenstudent: Hmmm,i like ur love,everyone ought to luv his body

It's moderate

I love mine

Djangocode: It depends on where u save the php files.. In wamp, it should be in C:\wamp\www... When your files are saved there, just fire on your wamp and Start all Services from the icon tray.. Then run your php file on a web browser..

Thanks, I will do that.

tenry: Lots of things on my mind,the fact that I cannot hand out with friends without restriction or keep late at night, I did a random check of the few people already sitted to know if Debola(not real name),the lady I sampled last who treatened to come and act drama on my wedding day was around or not. The fear of providing for two and more when children come. Above all, how I would disvirgin my wife who had refused me access till wedding night. Such a disciplined wife, well brought up by loving parents and remained virgin till 28. It is rear! As envisaged, it was though braking the thick hymen,the deed was done the following day, leaving blood stain on our bed till now as a mark of rememberance.

oga how many disciplined girls, well brought up by their parents did u deceitfully disvirgined?

I just start coding on php, I use wamp server as d local server, whenever I run a page I save with the extension .php, I get the result 'error loading page', can anyone please tell me what is wrong.

Extremely intelligent pupils

I think this is fake, I've gotten like two msgs today with different amount of money, one is 20k, d other is 30k, now this one is 50k, which one we go believe?

Hey girl, go grab ur man before someone else does so that u won't regret ur inaction. We don't really know d value of what we have until it is no longer ours.

It was a particular sunday,thanksgiving day for the batch C corp members then, I was a batch C corper, I stayed at the corper's lodge in d school compound, which is about ten minutes walk to the school gate. I had to go meet my friends in front of the school so that we can go together, na so I wear this shoe o, as I walk down a bit, d thing give me warning, I no hear, I dey shako dey go, I walked like 5mins and my legs were shaking vigorously,dancing on its own accord. I got to the gate and met some baba(gatemen), they greeted me, I answered them quickly(by this time u can imagine d pain I was going through), I looked for a pillar I used as a support(this time, my legs were doing serious alingo dance just mere standing). I had to take a bike back to the lodge to change to a flat sandal, throughout that week I felt pain in my legs. I can never forget that day,though I had a good laugh when I was telling my friends and family about it, my legs still have a memory of that day and shake and dance like it did that day whenever I recall the story. The fear of heels is d beginning of wisdom for my legs.

UrbanMystique: more like 12baba or baba 12

his pikin don reach 12?

Bootybuttchic: awon mama orobos of nollywood.....dis days dat most gurls are being curvy(puttin dem fat in them righr places),deirs is to just get fat all round ....fitness aint in deir dictionary




mosun ,mojo and mercy na him try abeg ...most ar to fat

you forgot the beauty of Africa is our being orobo, u want everybody to be lepa ni, tell me ow many of ur female family has d stature u just describe? We are africans.