It's been their practise for years, when I was a kid, a neighbour do invite us to one of such gatherings with a stern warning to us not to collect the bread and wine. There is only one old man in d congregation that we heard do collect it.

Is there any real person that can testify that their name is on that list? We were like ten where I checked mine, none of us was shortlisted. What criteria was used in shortlisting these people,what is their hope after the cbt? Ahh Nigeria, o ga o, what is the hope of the masses?

This is heart-rending. Such innocence.

Blackett:
I have no problems with her at all.

She calls me all the time, doesn't get jealous, is always smiling even when I offend her, doesn't call to ask me why I haven't called her since morning, doesn't ask for money, doesn't fvcking get angry, I hate drama and she avoids drama like a plague, doesn't come to my house uninvited, I use other girls as dp and wallpaper, she doesn't ask any thing about them.

We were also driving the other day, and she was sitting in front, beside me and I saw one of my numerous female friends and stopped to pick her, my girlfriend went to the back seat all smiling. . . I look at various yanshes while with her, she catches me and chuckles. And then when I'm not looking and she sights a fine yansh girl, she nudges me to show me the yansh. . .

Phew. What a girl.

uhn, in dreamland or this planet earth?

Stale.

soe:
INEC .... INECO...NECO
Do u get it?

ahahhahahahahahahahhaha. This is hilarious.

soe:
mothers r allowed to follow their children...didn't you think of that? Or are you this brainless in real life

You are the greatest fool I have ever come across, if u think that's an almajiri common entrance, though I'm not amazed being that u are following the footstep of ur clueless master.

soe:
Liars..this pic is from the common entrance exam into the almajiri school in kasuchi

I hail ur lying spirit

GEJ till 2023...afterall u guys insisted on card reader...

This is part of our transformation agenda ..

Almajiri schools now have card readers so that boko haram girls or boys would not sneak in to bomb them.

APC can keep shouting.

traffic?? Hahahahhahaha...guy..u need panadull cos u r so dull

I bet that woman want to enter the almajiri school too.

Lolz.

Beautiful
Son
Proud

Misspresident have a dog called Mrpresi who have three puppies.

rabzy:


You could have been dead from small pox, chicken pox, cholera before you could say maami. Or worse u could have been an abiku cursed to die reborn and die for the nth time.

wicked!

So that ur kids will be great liars. I have a roommate then, that girl can lie for the whole of Africa, if u ask her why she lies, she will tell u, she took after her daddy and because her daddy is a lawyer and a good Lawyer is a good liar.

So u are telling us Alice did not know they were there before she decided to position herself before them to take a pix?

Pls I need an HTML script that will do WYSIWYG(What you see is what you get).

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Uhmmm, these 419ers and their brain sha. Your friend should have requested for the picture of the daughter na.U ought to post that number of theirs here, so people can disturb the hell outta them.

Ugly Betty Inspired.

A guy that went for his in Lagos said he was asked for Ond cert, when he told them he had Bsc, he was rejected. The Bsc holders that were accepted were the ones that had slots. You know Nigeria and their long legs thing. Only God will save us in this land.

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udysweet:
I tire o,I followed that story last year. Now dis same father she was bragging about on social media and hyping somuch about been d best guvnir,now has become her enemy?b abeg dey canadian authorities shd pity dis woman abeg and let her go bak mbok,she too dey brag for sometins. I followed her page last year wen d buzz on her was beconing too much but I noticed she was jus been nasty wit her comments,quick to abuse and not correct you. I need to go bak and check wat she's been upto since then. If goin by her braggin abt owning a blog supposedly bigger than Linda's and som oda bragados,she shd hav built a house of hers now and not be stressing her aged folks. I like her o at d same time I hate her attitude mbok!

abi o my sister, I use to go on her facebook page when I want to laugh tire. D woman na comedian.

The other time, she was abusing her mama and sister, it's her father's turn now. I wonder what her children will do to her in the future. Eni bimo oran ni i pon.

Hmmmm, prettyful, but people can lie sha, shebi they said the youngest daughter died.

Is this real?

How did they pose like model o?

Lavidah:
You didn't mention the Yoruba name for Pigeon.
Can anyone help out?

ẹyẹlé.

Ishilove:

So what's erilakatabu?

it's erin lakatabu, it's like an oriki(panegyric) for elephant. When u hear people saying erin lakatabu, ajanaku koja mo ri nkan firin.