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The Barcelona legend will depart
Camp Nou this summer after the
Spanish champions' greatest rivals
activated his €250 million buy-out
clause EXCLUSIVE Lionel Messi has left Barcelona in
turmoil by agreeing to join Real
Madrid at the end of the season in a
record-breaking five-year deal that
will be worth around half a billion
euros. The Argentine forward, winner of five
Ballon d'Or awards and considered
one of the greatest players of all
time, will cost Madrid €250m to buy
and approximately the same again in
agent fees, commissions and wages. The move was announced directly
before Saturday's Clasico at the
Santiago Bernabeu in what appears
to have been a deliberate move to
destabilise the Liga leaders. Messi, who joined Barcelona as a 13-
year-old, explained that money was
the only factor driving his move. "With Financial Fair Play, Barcelona
could not give me what I wanted and
deserved," the 28-year-old said at the
pre-match press conference. "I recommended they fund my
contract by selling the Camp Nou, but
for some reason they valued the club
more than me. "When I learned this, I was
heartbroken and our relationship was
finished. "A man of my status should have a
2000-metre long mega-yacht, staffed
and powered at all times. Like
[Roman] Abramovich. The purchase
and operating costs alone demand
that I take home €50m per year after tax. Minimum. Is that too much to
ask?" However, Goal correspondent Garry McGarry obtained exclusive
information hinting at other reasons
for the move. "Gerard Pique kept beating Messi at
Fifa," McGarry explained in a series of
poorly-worded tweets. "Messi hates
to lose and became angered when
the club refused to replace Pique's
left hand with a pirate's hook. "That was it for the ‘little dictator’,
and he has done the unthinkable." Sources in Madrid have indicated that
Messi has also been offered the
British Overseas Territory of Gibraltar,
"when we get it back after Britain
leaves the EU", information which
was not confirmed or denied by the Messi camp. In an official statement released by
Real Madrid, Cristiano Ronaldo said
he was delighted to welcome Messi
aboard and that he was "looking
forward to receiving his support from
the wing". Barcelona, meanwhile, continue to be
beset by financial difficulties but are
expected to replace Messi with
Leicester City's Jamie Vardy, who will
be mentored by Uruguay star Luis
Suarez. Happy April 1st!

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bolajioginni:
Just look at the appetizing offer boobilicious Nollywood actress Cossy Orjiakor threw at her fans last night. Its after the cut.
Cossy also officially announced that she's named her juggers Jane and Janette.


"Bored.com. home alone .. Me.. myself and i. with this heavy things on me. .Jane &janette.. Tonight I need a helper to help carry em. Car keys jiggling . hahahaha"


https://instagram.com/p/6qXLlCHAEB/

Still waiting for the expiry date

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