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Romance › Re: I'm I acting too Harsh?? by OTayobami(m): 6:26pm On Jan 09, 2020

oodua1stson:
how old are you?

Go and ask your grandpa! Omo ale

Family › Re: A 2 Year Old Kid Is Beefing Me by OTayobami(m): 11:35pm On Jan 08, 2020

We4all:
I tried all the tricks, but she wouldn't even look at me.

Lol the child na Granny o

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Family › Re: A 2 Year Old Kid Is Beefing Me by OTayobami(m): 11:30pm On Jan 08, 2020

Did you try the "oya you go and buy biscuits for yourself jare" scope and see whether she would run to meet you?

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Romance › Re: I'm I acting too Harsh?? by OTayobami(m): 11:24pm On Jan 08, 2020

2goodbobo:
It does not cost you anything to go see the Pastor. I did same before I got married to my Wife.

You have to learn that in a relationship, compromise is and must be part of your daily dealings with your partner. Some times you just have to let her have her way in as much as you are the Man.

I will advise you follow her to see the Pastor and hear what he has to say.

Br.

Abi o! What sef?! Men be acting like pussies these days!

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Romance › Re: I'm I acting too Harsh?? by OTayobami(m): 11:23pm On Jan 08, 2020

Simple! Oga see the pastor and stop disturbing Nairaland! Se wön sepe fun yin ni?!

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Crime › Re: An Officer Rips Man’s Throat Open in Lagos over an argument (Graphic Photos) by OTayobami(m): 11:18pm On Jan 08, 2020

cunht:
does anyone speak engrish on this motherfucker or is everyone a fricking retard dipshit gay?

So you have decided to continuously fool yourself in this 2020 abi?

Crime › Re: An Officer Rips Man’s Throat Open in Lagos over an argument (Graphic Photos) by OTayobami(m): 11:17pm On Jan 08, 2020

staga:
What really happened?

Because here is a situation where a supposed eye witness is saying that the "victim" pulled a weapon and tried to attack the force man, who disarmed him and slit him up. If this was the case, then this was self defense.

But if the force man used an object and slit the man for no just cause, then that is a different case.

I was about to comment same, the op too made the whole matter worse by putting wrong heading

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Crime › Re: An Officer Rips Man’s Throat Open in Lagos over an argument (Graphic Photos) by OTayobami(m): 11:13pm On Jan 08, 2020

post=85627856:
There are always 2 sides to every story...

Your side.

Their side and

The Truth.....

Unfortunately people that read the whole story on this thread are not more than 4

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Crime › Re: An Officer Rips Man’s Throat Open in Lagos over an argument (Graphic Photos) by OTayobami(m): 11:09pm On Jan 08, 2020

Sunisonflex39:
we need full gist abeg

The full gist is that the morafoka that was gutted tried to rob a police man on the way (maybe car jack or so) and the olopa now jackie channed the morafoka and used the morafuka's saw blade to cut the morafoka

Politics › Re: Pictures Of The Newly Renovated Government House Enugu by OTayobami(m): 10:35pm On Jan 08, 2020

Omo forget gwamant house! That Iheanacho goal sha! Na elele o! And Leicester are back in the game

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Nairaland General › Re: Huge Python Killed In My Workplace by OTayobami(m): 9:22pm On Jan 08, 2020

post=85626618:
Mba ooo........

I heard it's always sweet like chicken, i for like make we link up with lalasticalala so we fit organize na....

Nairaland General › Re: Huge Python Killed In My Workplace by OTayobami(m): 9:10pm On Jan 08, 2020

Nawa o! Na every snake thread dey hit fp sef?
Hmm, i can see too,
MANNA you dey chop limbless chicken too?

Politics › Re: How US Embassy Portrays Nigeria On Its Website by OTayobami(m): 7:48pm On Jan 07, 2020

The kyn people we many for this thread ehn?!

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Manchester City: EFL Cup (1 - 3) On 7th January 2020 by OTayobami(m): 7:29pm On Jan 07, 2020

iTearHerToto:
Man Utd. The most useless club so far now followed by Arsenal. Those two clubs suppose day soak away, not even dustbin. Cos Dustbin is far better to contain them

Na person send you to play bet??

Pukes

Romance › Re: Amaka Preaches Against Premarital Sex On Twitter by OTayobami(m): 9:39am On Jan 07, 2020

Obakoolex:
Once I meet a lady and she says she doesn't like sex I know there's trouble ahead cos na there type no dey gree let me be later..... always asking for what she earlier said she doesn't like

Am telling you bro, i met two different girls like that, the first one literally asked for it everyday and the second ehn, if i just tease her that i want it(whereas i don't), she's ready even if it's every seconds and initially both of them were like "even, when i get married, me and my husband will be doing it just twice in a month"

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Sports › Re: Ronaldo Finally Scores First Serie A Hat-trick And 56th Of His Career Overall by OTayobami(m): 6:37am On Jan 07, 2020

Not a Ronaldo fan o but watch how these so called Messi fans would come here to fool themselves and mind you these two guys go dey chat each other o, even call each other sef

Foreign Affairs › Re: George Lopez Jokingly Accepts Iran’s $80M Bounty To Kill Trump by OTayobami(m): 11:09pm On Jan 06, 2020

Sanchez01:
I wish you could say the same about Somalia, Tanzania or South Sudan.

I see people like you who utter this nonsense as nothing but grasshoppers who see green leaves, run in its direction and drain it out.

Nobody owns it, I'm sure your lineage made it the envy of all such that refugees and immigrants from around the world are dying to live there. Nonsense.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Leeds United FA Cup (1 - 0) On 6th January 2020 by OTayobami(m): 8:43pm On Jan 06, 2020

Arsenal after world war 3

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Christianity Etc › Re: See The Nigerian Pastor Who Died At The Age Of 114 Years Old by OTayobami(m): 8:39pm On Jan 06, 2020

Nawa o! 114 is beginning to look like immortality to me even 90 sef and to think, people lived up to 700+, 969 htf?!

Foreign Affairs › Re: George Lopez Jokingly Accepts Iran’s $80M Bounty To Kill Trump by OTayobami(m): 8:38pm On Jan 06, 2020

Sanchez01:
Liberalism will be the end of the United States. Lopez wasn't really joking as he has been a strong antagonist of Trump, more importantly on Trump's immigration policy.

Most of those who criticize Trump or have issues with his immigration stance and beliefs were never Americans by birth but bloody migrants who moved, got comfortable and felt they could dictate how a government should or should not contain outsiders.

Bloody Omar is one. The same applies to refugees who get accepted, only to start calling for religious laws not enshrined in the constitution.

Fck you! At the end nobody owns the US, everyone moved there! Stop chatting bollocks!

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Romance › Re: Lady Buys 5k Wristwatch For Boyfriend As Birthday Gift, Laments As He Rejects It by OTayobami(m): 10:05am On Jan 06, 2020

[quote author=GeniusWannabe post=85545364][/quote]Lol

Romance › Re: Lady Buys 5k Wristwatch For Boyfriend As Birthday Gift, Laments As He Rejects It by OTayobami(m): 9:04am On Jan 06, 2020

GeniusWannabe:
That guy is arrogant.
I have much dislike for arrogant people. Can't have those around me. There are better ways to get it through to her that he didn't like the watch, instead of talking about his personality and crap!

Aw!

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Sports › Re: Nigerian Agent In Charge Of Jadon Sancho, Demands N19.5 Billion From Chelsea by OTayobami(m): 9:00am On Jan 06, 2020

Agency fee €50m??! Kilode! Na full state them wan buy? Well, Sancho is worth 120 sha but that agency fee na devilish act!

Celebrities › Re: Ujah Ruth, Queen Of Unity Nigeria Releases New Photos, Set To Launch Project by OTayobami(m): 6:34pm On Jan 05, 2020

This girl no fine nada

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Webmasters › Re: Facebook Page Needed by OTayobami(m): 6:08pm On Jan 05, 2020

Call 08063834911

Foreign Affairs › Re: 3000 U.S. Soldiers Deployed To The Middle East After Soleimani's Death by OTayobami(m): 2:07pm On Jan 05, 2020

KingAzubuike:
He probably thinks it's Nigeria where their personnel's use paper tape to combine magazines together.

Wtf?! It's preferable! It is easier and faster to reload, rather than just bringing out from pack or bag, it could be dangerous

Foreign Affairs › Re: WWIII Memes Posted By Americans On Facebook by OTayobami(m): 9:09am On Jan 05, 2020

Arsenal after world war 3

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Travel › Re: I Asked Russians To Tell Me The Capital Of Nigeria (africa Trivia Pictures) by OTayobami(m): 10:30am On Jan 04, 2020

NaijaOlosho:
Person wey cause am wey I still dey this Nigeria

E no ho better for am..

E no go better for all Nigerian Zombies

Nawa for that your moniker sef

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Celebrities › Re: Naira Marley Performs In Anambra, Excites Crowd (Pictures) by OTayobami(m): 7:32pm On Jan 03, 2020

These people saying all sort of things about this Nairamarley and marlians, what i understood is that you guys are olden days people, abeg you people should do and die, so that we'll rest from all this moaning, o su mi o!

If you no like Nairamarley, fine! No listen to he music, no watch he video, no read news about am, no put eye or mouth for anything wey concern am, no enter thread come dey yarn trash, na by force?!

You there saying all the dust bin in your mouth about this guy and his fans, you dey listen to Fela music, shouting na suegbe! Na kpako! or zombie upandan......
Awwww! You no see yourselves?! Hypocrite lots

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Sports › Re: Francis Uzoho Welcomes A Baby Boy (Photos) by OTayobami(m): 9:03am On Jan 03, 2020

Alaye japa go play ball jor, 40 years old man wey dey claim 19 years

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool Vs Sheffield United (2 - 0 ) On 2nd January 2020 by OTayobami(m): 7:13pm On Jan 02, 2020

Ilovebigboobs:
35.

You see! Mine is just 37 but with salah, mane, vvd and vardy that blanked and mousset with 2pts in 1st bench

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool Vs Sheffield United (2 - 0 ) On 2nd January 2020 by OTayobami(m): 7:01pm On Jan 02, 2020

Ilovebigboobs:
U won't understand bruh.

How many points have you gotten this gw

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