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Hey!!! Adabekee etinyelanu hot photo o

Adabekee inwere enyi Nwoke?

ifyalways: Otele,tinye date.Weta ego wedding gown.

O-setiala
Royal wedding: IfyTele 2013
Date: June 12. 2013
Venue: Westminster Abbey
Pastor: his eminence venerable toshman
Best man: Pres-Elect
Come one come all

Ma Ify egbughi m na marriage a, enweghi ihe ga egbu m

Danilsa lekwa will m
1. Toothbrush m choro ka inyere m achi na virus
2. Enwere €40 enyi m nwayi nke Amsterdam nyere m, o nu na HSBC
3. Moto m nu na mechanic workshop nu Uzo ebe south west London
4. Daddy m kwere m nkwa £20.00 kemgbe 2 weeks. Nara ya de ego, jiri gbara ticket egwu Bol Enfield Animals versus millwall fc

5. Finally achoro m ka Ify nwunye m wuru spinster. Achoghi m ka Nwoke ozo luo ya. M na e dosa gi in charge. And ekwekwala ka oke mkpi ahu na anaghi eji Anya ahu nwayi bia ya nso ( I ma Onye m na ekwu maka ya)

dopeJemi:

*sprinkLes HoLy water on the thread*

U all r covered wiv d bLood of Jesus


Death, why did u take d lives of justus esiri and goLdie when we av d likes of dese two here on earth.. Why?

Why d'you judge with death? These two crazy guys have done no one any harm. They didn't drop bombs in the market, stole no one's money, killed no one, why d'you wish them death? By the way, I understand esiri, Goldie, and these two mad guys are all entertainers. Well these two are married and apparently love and adore each other. Your Goldie was married and played around adulterously on camera for all to see.
Esiri had the usual Nigerian "after a brief illness", no thanks to the poor health status of Nigeria caused by the intentionally incompetent leadership rulership. And that brings me to PDP, if there's any group you wish to invoke death upon, look inside the PDP, you may find that there are peeps in there whose corruption may have directly or indirectly lead to the death of thousands if not millions of Nigerians since 1999.

****otele does not support the invitation of death or semblances of death on any individual and is not responsible for any action or opinion taken by anyone that read this post****

eikeem: *Loses appetite and pours away the remaining garri and groundnut*

Liar!!
Your food was tasteless ab-initio

Ify I'm proud of you.

I ga alu m?

I see a happily married couple.

And what are Africans and African govts doing about it. Congo remains the saddest story in Africa. Such a rich country living in abject poverty. While cooperations loot her resources. And they have a president.

And what are the Zambian government and people doing while this is going on?

76Naira: Poor medical systems and poor living environments.
How often do Nigerians consult a doctor? How many Nigerians have a good medical record diligently updated by their doctors? How many Nigerians know their family medical history? Now, how about the drugs and food we consume, the environments we live in with all the generator fumes, car pollutions, noise pollutions and pure filth?

We tend to associate good quality life with money and fame while pointing to spiritual sources for the opposite.
It's high time we asked ourselves why "died after a brief illness" seems to reside in Nigeria.

good point(s)
nuff said

boron10: Foolishness at its peak. Try and grow up biko your mates are leaving you behind

No, I think it's you who should try and grow up. Get a life, take a joke

ifyalways: Darfur . . .my final offside
Otele . . .reserve bench
Mr K . . .my boss,love and baby


.

Oholibama eeee
Darfur wu offside all this while

Enwere ndi m ka mma o
Dude amaghi na owu offside goal
Darfur sachaa efere na London ya asaa moto Onye ozo na Anya
Mr K lol
Ka. Nuru wa na reserve bench o ka mma, karia fake driver

Umunne m hapi valentine
Agba m aka na afo a. Ihe nile m mere hussle maka nwayi nke afo a enweghi ishi at all.
Maria Goretti ---> over the bar
Ify------> the more you look
Adabekee-----> things fall apart
Alicho----> not yet uhuru
My one time sweetheart, flora-----> long walk to holland

Okay o

Another Val lost
How could she? . Or shouldn't I have followed her to Amsterdam?
O

okay o

lonely
i'm mr lonely
i have nobody,
for my own,

i am so lonely,
i'm mr lonely,
wish i had someone,
to call on the phone,

i am a soldier
a lonely soldier
away from home
through no wish of my own

that why im lonely
im mr lonely
i wish that i could go back home

letters
never a letter
i get no letters
in the mail
i been forgotten
yea, forgotten
o how i wonder
how is it i feel

i am a soldier,
a lonely soldier,
away from home,
through no wish of my own,
that why im lonely,
im mr lonely,
i wish that i could go back hoooooooome


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djU4Lq_5EaM

Sijo01: Goooooooal

Mali - Bronze
Ghana - Clay.

ogugua88: [size=13pt]*falls from bed*

Otele you no well lmao.[/size]

do something 'bout it

you mean say nobody don pick me yet
okay o

lonely
i'm mr lonely
i have nobody,
for my own,

i am so lonely,
i'm mr lonely,
wish i had someone,
to call on the phone,

i am a soldier
a lonely soldier
away from home
through no wish of my own

that why im lonely
im mr lonely
i wish that i could go back home

letters
never a letter
i get no letters
in the mail
i been forgotten
yea, forgotten
o how i wonder
how is it i feel

i am a soldier,
a lonely soldier,
away from home,
through no wish of my own,
that why im lonely,
im mr lonely,
i wish that i could go back hoooooooome


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djU4Lq_5EaM

DANILSA: TOSHMAN wu onye ugwu, mana nne ya wu onye ofenmanu

see ndi mbano nu na business

http://www.youtube.com/watch?annotation_id=annotation_455114&feature=iv&src_vid=iYpKgrN_QdE&v=NtjK-qBlau8

Nigeria will win Mukina-Faso

Give up trying to be happy

Eze Promoe: [color=crimson]I reject you IJN. I bind and cast you to Sahara desert but before you go tell them you didn't saw me [/color]

Why na

swtchicgurl: Lovely funny thread!!! *thinking: who's val-less*

Here am I, pick me honey
You are the fairest of them all

Eze Promoe: [color=crimson]LET ME SEE HOW IMPORTANT I AM!
@fingerscrossed.com[/color]

Eze Pant will you be my Val

tchidi: Ogugua taken by default...
Sexkillz taken by default...

2+2=4!!

QED!!

How many people will default pick?

I've seen this girl before
Her name is Chika

ifyalways: Ala Mbano lekwa.Biko onye ga-enye Ada nsusu classes ?
*

Elee ya?
You mean ndi mbano amaghi ihe wu nsusu onu
Wait o, toshman owu Onye ebee sef?

Biko Onye di capable? Ya mee osiso kugbuo tosh.
Oge eruola mgbe m ga akporo Maria

DANILSA: Otele odika ihe`a jigi na siki

The thing ji m nga ojoo

DANILSA: otele obu gi mere tosh nsi ?

Owughi n'onu m ka iga anu na fada muru nwa

mukina2: After a well played match and a 2 -1 defeat against Ivory Coast,

Why not say " a 2-1 VICTORY over Ivory Coast"? Associate nigeria with the word VICTORY/VICTORS

no skin pain

Alicho: Anuri ejulam obi na otu Nigeria shiri merie Ivory Coast!

Obi dikwa m mma. Eche m na ha ga emeri naijiria mana anyi meriri ha

Now. Alicho, iwe ewekwala gi o, m na acho e-girlfriend, I ga ekwe Abu oyi m

Maria ajula m, Ify si na m bu nwata, ATMC si na m nweghi ego, mana ihe ndi a bu asi,
And i Mara mma
Hapugodi super eagles, bia ka anyi kpaa.

If Mali should win nigeria, Goodluck should withdraw the Nigerian troops from their land. Let them eat the cup with al Qaeda

Obiagu1: "Many Ivory Coast players still haven't gone to the dressing room... Gervinho is sitting on his own in the dugout in tears..."

Hoping someone will wake him up and say "we're you having a nightmare?".

But no, it ain't a dream. It's the real thing.

HISTORY:
The Super Eagles have only lost in the quarter finals once, 2008 against the HOST COUNTRY.

on the contrary the super eagles frequently flop the semi finals

chingyjant: Too many shameless HE GOATS in NL.They have all buried themselves in pool of shame

Which pool of shame? Ashamed of what? My father's country won a game and so I should be ashamed bc I predicted wrongly? Sorry to disappoint you again, but I'm so happy that I was wrong