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Abagworo nwanne m, owu ete m shiri hu ya o

agabaI23: Ee Ihe gbasalu Maria.G bu agbalu aka na-azo ani, onye nwe ubi a na-akonye ji

Agaba nnaa lekwa o. Nakwa echecki. Ana agba mgba di egwu na ishi Maria, toshman umuagbara Ana eri ihe ya n'ike. Gbachi anyi nkiti ka anyi na agbaghari up and down.

Okay o.

Ify,
Odizika gi na darfur nwere problem. Otele dikwa available. and yes, achoro m otele jnr. Infact Ify jnr ka m choro most

Tosh nwa mkpi
Tosh chere ka mmadu nuru gi nti
Owufi gini sef? Nwayi na ebu gi ka schnapps, afterall Umu mgboto juru London. Inshort kedu ihe m nu nairaland emega sef. Adapula m now. M ga bute Akwuna na old kent road side ebe darfur bi

Maria imakwara mma na ese okwu na threadia o

Tosh you win.
I give up. Kporozie Maria lawa. Ka m ga churu Umu Edmonton na seven sisters.
Asa wu Asa anyhow slippers na shoe

pres-elect:
Ify how manage
Okwa mu na gi ji condom kemgbe ago abuo? Onye nwe nke a?

pres-elect:
https://www.nairaland.com/838649/new-igbo-words-being-formed/7#13134309

_______dubem?

Ify gini mega?

ifyalways: hmmn

Icho i kpari m ebe a biko nye m sign.
Kedu udi ajuju na ebubo bu ihe a?

Ngwanu, echi, Otele ga akpom aga ulo Ogwu Toshman. Okwa ima na Tosh wu certified Gyn.
Amaghi m onye bu Dubem. Nani gi ka m nma. . . Unless you wanna deny me ugbu a

haaa! ala akwupula otele!! odi m ka tosh o na agwozi juju. kama ify ga eme ka tosh na maria tisaa, ify na darfur chorozi itisaa
biko ify, gi na darfur tisaa , otele onwere hope ebe inu?
[size=5pt]anyhow, if i no get maria, i fit manage ify until maria accepts[/size]

ify, ahula m tosh ebe o na agba arabanko na south africa


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9IsSpNWOavo

biko gwara m maria na tosh ahula onye ozo

Maria G, some real guys still care for you
like meeee

mama eliza never die yet, una don begin de plan funeral mass

Darfur gwa enyi gi nwayi si ya nyeghachi m ego m o. Or else mu na ya ga etinye ukwu n'ime otu trouser

Common itisa tosh na Maria, she no fit

ifyalways: Bedroom= ulo ezumike

More like ulo-nkwa or ulo-ibonge

pres-elect:
Otele i na acho m okwu o

Inshort, i ga ahu m na nro n'abalia

biko biko biko biko biko pres-elect, eji m akpa amu m, na akpa amu tosh, plus ara ify na ario gi, biko egosikwala m ihu gi na abali ozo
i joro njo eji eme advert ihu gi wu ekwenkugba biko achoghi m ihu ihu gi na nro again. the thing ga ebutere m epilepsy

lekwa ify gi buru, just si ya weghachi ego m nyere ya. thats all. ebe o di ka tosh ji ogwu jide maria, or maria ji ogwu jide tosh amaghi m.
ify nye m ego m, ka m daba france this xmas ga churu aka m.

Mrs.Chima:
Let me ask the African men that are in European jails.

after that hope you'll ask the african men that are in african jails, and american jails as well.

this isnt personal, but the world cant cure racism.however the world should learn how to manage racism. it's not going away. but the biggest problem to the black man is himself.and i'll try to explain
my father came to the UK in the late 60s and married a carribean woman. all his children were born and bred in the UK. yet we never lost touch with HOME(yes, our home is nigeria) we learnt how to speak igbo here in the UK.while my igbo isnt perfect, i really get embarrased to see my people who migrated from nigeria as adults trying to drop our native tongue for the british tongue, some even pretend not to know igbo. what dyou call that. over here we call it inferiority complex. the black man doesnt value himself. he places his value in being like the white man. and guess what, the white man values people who are original more. lie the asians who dont loose their culture, the arabs who believe in themselves, the chinese etc.

thats why. we must value ourselves and our culture. and we do have wonderful culture (read "things fall apart" for our true culture-NOT nollywood)

"Beauty radiates from inside, out to the physical.....am so loving Maria-G"

ify, ya wuru na idighizi interested na deal mu na gi mere, nyeghachi m ego m
over two months now, maria na tosh ka nukwa. why? simple assignment, tisaaaa ha fast fast



I WANT MARIA G NOW!!!!! or else . . . . .i will come for you for "ihe ahu"

ba7man: Those retards you mentioned don't represent Christianity in any way. The first two want acess to Middle eastern oil and the 3rd is a psychopathic killer. They don't represent christian values.

and they have no support from xtians unlike the tacit support boko haram gets from many muslims up north

ify ihe a wu ete ishi mee m deny . .
irichaala ego m bia ebe a na asi na owu rumor.

anyway, whether you like toshman or not(and i know you do) do my own part for me

mee ka tosh na maria tisaa . . . then m kporo maria, if you like take tosh if you like leave him alone( or buy him ticket to jo'burg) na you sabi

they shoulda cut the other hand too

that would make one less thief in a den of thieves

and no more hands to carry a koran

ifyalways: When Felimbobo moved in with Tosh.

https://www.nairaland.com/295549/toshmann-marrieeeeeeeeeed

Blistering barnacles
Toshman di married. Now I'm angry
So ihe a darfur na ekwu kemgbe wu eziokwu
Ya alu chaa nwayi, bia here na eme Maria decieve
Gosh. Otele eriela shi
Bikonu nye m address tosh. M garuo amerika na January m ga Apia ya utali Kara aka.
Insult upon injury

achi4u: kedu ife ikwuru na ayiyo Otele yoro gi(exchange matter)?

Achi kwuo ya ozo

360command: This thing wey una dey do , for some countries dem fit arrest you. Abeg, make una kno do make dem begin restructure various act under the indecent use of computer. 9ja is good . One can actually sit and type insultive words against its polititians. Gej and co, are u reading ?

Make dem come arrest me for London now

Maria
Owughi maka ibonge ka m ji choro gi. Owu love. Tosh wu arabanko. Hapu ya. O ga eji go gbaa bolu.

Tosh
You're crazy
Dude I like Maria o. M ga eme anything to take over Maria. Look at those eyes in that photo. Nnaa de nwa Mara mma well.
I'm sorry you can't have her in peace
Mu na Ify nwere plans for you. Afterall ama m that you like Ify too . Maria may be beautiful but Ify rules "that side" okwa ighotara?
And ama m that you like that "thing" in a hot style. Ify ga enye gi ya. As baby oku owu

Anyway, I give you one extra Month with Maria. Because I want Maria G

House of representaTHIEVES

SenaTOUTs/ SINnators

HORRORnoble members of the house of representaTHIEVES

The Supper Eagles

Nigerian democracy= government of these people for some people by those people.

PDP= proper dunce planet
yar'adull/yar'asick/yar'absent/yar'aslow
Badluck J.
FLESH AIR
Vice President SamBoko Haram

achi4u: Achi egbuo gi??
kedu ka m si gbuo gi?

Haha

ifyalways: busy period indeed
Okwa gi ka m jidere ebe i na-eme plans iga Jo'burg maka nwata nwanyi.

Ihe ahu i bu n'obi,ihe ahu i ma,ihe ahu i na-eche, Ify macha ya.

Ify ime gaghi ofuma na deal mu na gi kpara. Eche m na by now tosh na Maria etisaala, gi kporo tosh( ama m na iji style like tosh) m kporo Maria. Biko mee sharp sharp. Owughi ibia ebea si na tosh planuru iga Jo'burg but weputa the link so that Maria ga eji Anya ya hu.

ifyalways: Onye ube ruru,ya racha. O di nma sef,Konji choro igbu gi before

kuwa okwe ugbu a o batara gi n'aka.

Ikwuru nke Oma but ihe m choro ugbua wu correct babe ishi Zuru oke. Owughi Umu Enfield ndi a na ara weed ka nga Ana añu Mmiri.
Achoro m Maria.
Maria G

Ify oku na ere ego
Ify eji m vibes tosh ndi 2006 ahu were mee some moves ebea. Men those vibes are efficient o. Imakwa ihe m merela kemgbe week abuo

Infact, from now on, a wuzi m bobo of middlesex

Toshman hapugodi long story. Idi too much eziokwum nile. Iji vibes. Imakwa na that your last line signature " we have no choice, let love thrive, toshman forever" ka m gara Edmonton gwa one girl on Sunday morning, the girl just been smiling to me all day.

The nwa kwe rekwaa isoro m ga out next weekend. M si chei, ihe a o wu otu T-Bobo shi aru job ya.

Nwanne idi too much eme m bia for special lessons.

But I ga ahafuru m Maria. I like her more than you do.

Haaaa
T-Bobo jishikwara Maria Ike o
Ihe a apukwala na joromi!
Maria toshman wu arabanko. Anyi achoghi ka ibee akwa o.

Even sef, mu wu otele wukwa bobo o

Unbelievable!!!
So upon on this, Maria ka n'eche T-Bobo
Toshman eshiela mkpuru Obi Maria.
Ify Biko do something. At this rate Maria agaghi ahapu toshman o. My equation is in jeopardy.


Maria,
Inugo na toshman nwere epilepsy? Ara na agbakwa na family ha.
Gaa jukwaa maka ha. Toshman na achu pieces. Ochoghikwa ima. And o nwere sexual disease.

Hapu kwa ya ugbua before ya adi too late!

Nke a wu tosh at his best. Ejidere tosh ebe o na achu another girl at the same time o na achu mukina. The girl wu onye Igbo Ana akpo 2fine4u. Nke a wu reply tosh

and what is wrong with polygamy? it is an african culture innit? my dad married twice. why cant i beat him to it? i'm not doing badly at my level

Toshman nwa mama
T-Bobo

. . . . ."unparalleled silent passion"
Tosh m na eweliri gi aka elu

ifyalways: ^ lol
The whole thread was darn funny.Nke a wu part 1 oh.e nwere m Na server m,many more evidences to prove Na Tosh wu akwuna railway

Hahahahaha railway ojoooo.

Mana tosh makwa poem o. Ihe wuru otu odi in real life o ga awukwa ayamma.
But emere m suspect na tosh ga awukwa quiet boy in real life. Ndi n'eme like this online wu opposite in real life.

Just like you Ify Obi na agwa m na iwu nwa mummy in real life.

Nkea agbakaaala m final

Tosh mere disappear for sometime, mukina agbawa ya question. Nke a wu reply tosh. Samba

sorry love, i just have been having a hard time in school. it is a lil bit rough at school now. i dunno what to do about some of my modules in which i dont seem to be doing very well.

but i'll overcome, because i'm an overcomer, there's no problem without a solution. and as for our love, no problem can hinder it. do I have a choice? no. you are the keyboard of my laptop, the printing of my textbooks, the single window that ventilates my romantic room. if you are titanic, i'm ready to drown, if you are the world trade centre, i'm ready for 9/11, if you are a terrorist, i'm ready to hug ur bombs, and if you are the bomb itself, i'm ready to be ur target

we have no choice
let love thrive
Toshmann forever

Heey
Heey gbuo m, m'anwuooooo

if love is the world cup, mukina is italy. (Italy won the World Cup that yr 2006)

if love is from brazil, mukina is ronaldhinho

if love is the premiership, mukina is liverpool.

if love is liverpool, my queen, u are steven gerrard.

we have no choice. let love thrive.

toshmann forever.