₦airaland Forum

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One day he shall die and neva b able to rise again talk more of three times

funlord:

Abeg dem 4 try send some of those awon goons mi go bayelsa make dem also go beat up that drunk dunce called ebele! Him deserve am pass dis ones?

Mentally Retarded, short headed, mongoliod APC delluded idiat

And Tinubu will have to go for plan B

calaway:
correction it sucks out the brain through the ears.
while the female reptile specie likes to enter peoples stomach while they are sleeping through the mouth and will come out after eating all the food in the persons stomach before the person wakes up. The worst part is the mature female reptile will lay its eggs which is always 3 in number inside the stomach of the sleeping person after it is done eating all the food it finds inside that stomach, and the eggs will hatch after 7days following which the three small babies will find their way to the brain of the host and slowly eat all the brain, you will find that many people are alway forgetful or behave in a way that annoys you this type of people are likely host to the young animals growing in their head and eating their brain and example is Lie mohammed of the APC.

o boy lie mohammed better pass u in terms of lying

For me I will give to wizkid, cause he has got thatt voice and what the judges needed to analyse a talented artist

Was just thinking and wondering if that these three super stars were among the contestants on our famous MTN fame, how long would they go?

1 David Adedeji Adeleke (Davido)

2 Ayodeji Ibrahim Balogun (wizkid)

3 Olamide Adedeji (Badoo)

Guys who do u think will emerge the winner should incase they went for MTN project fame

fxbot:
You should make a woman wet, relax and comfortable before penetrating her.

I am sure you didn't do enough for-play before going in. That way there would be too much pains. And you don't slow your motion. Make her relax, very wet and in one thrust push. The blood will also help as a lubricant.

e be like say u don disvirgin woman before? I dnt feel like doing it anymore sef, but my fear is I dnt knw abt her outside life when am nt around because currently we dnt stay together due to the proximity of my working place. The kind of news am hearing these days makes me feel like she is cheating on me with d virginty issue

fxbot:
is she a virgin? I pity you. I once forked a girl early this year and later found out she has a guy, a serious one. She gave me all the styles and the serious guy never touch her.

I once tried to Bleep her after I told her I wanted to quit due to dat same issue, she leta agreed to do it nd I swear d pain was too much for her to bear and I had to pull out nd let her be as I knew I was hurting her.

tosyne2much:
Baba i no know wetin dem dey hide

seriously don't know y girls are like that, I have a gf since over 3yrs nw nd we hav both agreed on no sex till marriage, but the kind news am hearing these days is really giving serious sleepless nights cause I have seen that girls dem get fish brain

tosyne2much:
Actually looking foward to the day OPs on nairaland will stop being cowards hiding under the canopy of "it happened to a friend"

It happened to your friend and you being the third party narrated it like you were actually te one that practically slotted your joystick into her kitty-cat? smh


I will advise you tell your friend to open the thread himself b4 i can offer my own advice

laugh wan kill me oooo, dnt knw wat he is hidding

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MISSNORA:
Mouth diarrhoea

ORACLE1975:
u never take ur drug ni

oluwaSmith1:
This mad man has been let loose again.
Abeg make una catch am o.

oluwaSmith1:
Lalasticlala,
Abeg come help us cage this runaway lunatic.

All you guys know how to do is just reign insults on elders in this nairaland nothing more, have you ever considered what if it was your father that was kidnapped by the dreaded fulani's herdsmen? What will be your say

They kill anyhow they like and do whatevere they like and still get away with it, and someone has come out to challenge the govt to do something and all y'all do here is to call him a lunatic.

I pray they locate each and every one of you. And ur relations, for those calling ffk names in Jesus Name AMEN

Thank God say they are now in yoruba land

Still don't believe that this is what my president has to say to the second most dreaded terrorist in the world

President Muhammadu Buhari on Tuesday said that the Federal Government had begun negotiations with members of the Boko Haram sect to secure the release of the Chibok girls.

The President disclosed this while responding to questions from members of the Nigerian community in France under the aegis of the Nigerians in Diaspora Organisation.

Buhari said that he was worried by the continued stay of the girls in the camps of Boko Haram since April 14, 2014 when they were abducted by Boko Haram fighters.

The President noted that the incident had attracted global attention and sympathy within Nigeria, adding that his government could not fold its arms.

“The issue of Chibok girls has occupied our minds and because of the international attention it drew and the sympathy throughout the the world. The government is negotiating with some of the Boko Haram leadership,” he stated.

According to him, government has to first establish genuine members of the sect so that it will not make the mistake of engaging the wrong persons.

Buhari said, “It is a very sensitive development in the sense that first we have to establish whether they genuine leaders of Boko Haram? That is number one. Number two, what are their terms, the first impression we had was not very encouraging.”

The President said one of the conditions given by Boko Haram sect was to release one of its members who was developing Improvised Explosives Devices.

He, however, said that his government rejected the demand.

Buhari stated, “They wanted us to release one of their leaders who is a strategic person in developing and making IEDs that is causing a lot of havoc in the country by blowing people in churches, mosques, market places, motor parks and other places. But it is very important that if we are going to talk to anybody, we have to know how much he is worth.

“Let them bring all the girls and then, we will be prepared to negotiate, I will allow them to come back to Nigeria or to be absorbed into the community. We have to be very careful, the concern we have for the Chibok girls, one can only imagine having a daughter who is between 14 and 18 years there for more than one and a half years. A lot of the parents who have died would have preferred to see the graves of their daughters to the condition they imagined they were in.”

According to him, the kidnap of the girls has drawn a lot of sympathy throughout the world. This, he said, was the reason government was negotiating for the release of the girls.

President Buhari assured Nigerians in the Diaspora that his administration was doing everything possible to improve the economy through provision of infrastructure in critical sectors.

The Special Adviser to the President on Media and Publicity, Mr. Femi Adesina, had in July confirmed the willingness of the Federal Government to negotiate with the sect.

Adesina, who lamented that the insurgents, killed many people, said the Federal Government would not rule out negotiations with the sect, if it would lead to the end of terrorism.

The Nigerian Army spokesman Col. Sani Usman, a few days ago, said that members of the terror group were surrendering “en masse.”

http://www.punchng.com/news/we-are-negotiating-with-bharam-says-buhari/

persius555:
You are a fool. Innocent souls, men, women and children have been sent to a painful and horrible death and all you care is to spread propaganda. I guess BH just gave u a happy weekend present :|

cloned fool, tell that to ur president

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HeIsJesus:
Thought they've been defeated.

my friend that's the lie APC nd the Army wants to use to scam Nigeria then grant secret amnesty to Bokoharam

jessejunior:
Derz always a sad news but y

As long as their Oga is at the Top, there will always be a bad news

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SirJeffry:
When the white men came to Africa, they had the bible and we had the land. Then they said let us pray and we closed our eyes. When we opened our eyes after the prayer, they had the land while we had the bible...Archbishop DESMOND TUTU.

so what's the connotion with ur post and the topic

So will this stop the killing by fullani's herdsmen in jos?

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The truth be told

jobs - F9
Power - D7
Daura Helipad - A1
Assest declaration - E8
Fight against corruption - A1 (4 only jonathan govts)
Security - F9
Economy -F9
Carteir wristwatch - A1
Taking pictures and selfies - A1 this man has failed us

Illetracy is a big disease affecting the north

lekjons:
till i hear on the news or read it from a dependable source..
i reserve my comment!

which source again u want? oga illetracy is a disease again

sokera:
I maybe you were deaf to listen to Buhari presidential campaign he was emphasizing on war against curruption ... People like you don't know the fundamental problem of this great nation ... Let him fight curruption and every other thing will be in place .... God bless PMB , God bless NIGERIA ...

your brain and soul have been designed to shout PMB at every thing he does, fine he is fighting corruption for you, but u have never bothered in asking about other campaign promise the nigga made, u have neva bothered to know how far he has gone with other situations affecting the country

Even in his fight against corruption there are discrepancies, there is partiality if not he should be probing himself for giving us vague assests declaration.

You are just happy he tarnishing Jonathans govt and nothing more

Firevinci:
how many years?
If you dare continue for a few more months or years I tell you that you'll be a shadow of yourself and worse

As for that sharp brain, if you'll be truthful enough to admit or if you have really observed, check again and you'll see the difference

I'm not not bashing at you, how dare me
but know that these words are coming from a person who has experienced it and maybe as sharp as you(if I'm wrong tell me about the sharpness thing

Before I was 100% sharp but I reduced to 70-80% gradually

I used to think like you but it took me sometime before I actually observed and found out and mind you very gradual process, that my IQ reduced a little so realizing it won't be instantaneous as you think

Thanks and one love and hope you'll understand this cause I'm telling you the damage it gradually did to me before I realized it and stopping is EXTREMELY HARD unless GOD DELIVERS YOU

thanks nigga, the truth is I can't stop it no matter how hard I try, I have over 2000 porn movies in my laptop, I download evryday nd even boast of it. I cnt help it in as much as I know that it is destroying my life and career. I really don't knw hw to stop it

Mehn I dey watch dat thing wella but d thing be say my brain still dey sharp, may be its for specific type of people with specific brains