₦airaland Forum

Goldrosewine:
This does not imply sexual interests, abeg o just bored today on this holiday and I have decided to rant here, since I saw a similar post recently about a guy saying confidence is what a lady cannot resist in a man. I won't appreciate any unsolicited messages🙏

Dentition: Gap teeth (you know what I mean, especially a small one right between the central incisors) or just between the lateral incisor and canine)

Thick wrist (not fats deposit, just wrists with a wide circumference)

Minimal or no bodily hairs. Yeah a lot will hate me for this, just my opinion which may change or not. But those beards, chest or armpit hairs? Taah!

Height. However you must not be too tall. I am 5:9 so anything from 5:6 to 5:11 is perfect.

Modesty and awesomeness (not extreme masculinity) I am not a feminist abeg. I like guys that are gentle, pull the chair for you at the restaurant, hold an umbrella for you, hold the door open for you, just being a gentleman. Absolute modesty and simple too. Not a show off dude haha!

Healthy lifestyle. There is nothing I dislike more than a guy who smokes or drinks or do both. I don't just dislike them, I h-word them. Take your good health seriously guys, go for rehab if you need to.

Small inner circle. Guys with few or no friends. The introvert who enjoys his own company.

Respectful. The guy that still prostrate to greet his dad at 30 years, still run errands for his mom at 35 (not necessarily because he is living with them, but maybe sometimes when he visits or when they give him an emergency call) that level of respect is the norm for every omoluabi.

Not bald. As much as I dislike body hairs, e no reach head abeg🤣

Belly fat. (Not pot belly) I love belly fat in a man, especially the type that gives him the wealthy boy vibe when he's in a native. I don't know but in Benin republic, I once saw this muscular, six pack guy that bullied people and he had an altercation with this gentle guy who looks ordinary, he even had a fatty belly. Against what people thought, it was the muscular guy that needed saving o, see blue black beating. Lol. It kind of left an impression on me.

Speech intelligence. Even if you no know book, just have good oratory skills and be eloquent. I would like to see my man on a podium speaking with great eloquence while I sit in the crowd or assembly just admiring him and looking at how other ladies are admiring him😊🥰🥰🥰 aiish

Phobia. Scared of snakes or rats or spiders or cocroaches lol even my cousin would tell me I will never find this trait in a Nigerian man. But I am not scared of those things. So I would really like a guy that has such fears, that way I would be able to do something for him and it would make me feel good🤦🙈 it's hard to explain honestly.🥲🥲


Ambitious. he dreams big, not jealous of success, just envying it and ambitious to reach the top too.

Laughs a lot. That would be golden!

He cries. Like, weep Take this from me. If you ever express your sadness in tears while in your girl's arm, it does something to her heart... she'd start clutching to you so hard. Don't be manly all the time. Sometimes, just let the feelings flow. Life is already hard for everyone, talkless a man.🥺 I feel u guys.

Straight legs No vex but I dislike wobbly legs... and many guys have come to have a sort of disfigured legs due to bad walking posture, trying to copy one silly trend or so, etc.

Gentle with kids and pets That would be another golden trait!

Extremely decent with words and actions when in public The way he eats, talks, interact, just everything. Especially in Nigeria where people judge you by your countenance and how you 'carry' yourself.

You know the sort of guys that gleefully talk about women's body parts in public? That's so uncouth and all ladies detest such.

Gold🌹🍷


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amstamon:
Oshey otipoju!! Anyways, I don't involve myself in discuss or conversations with people who indulge in insult why trying to make a point.
Besides, you just said there are no average players in premier league. So you win, Mr clever by one.
Bye

amstamon:
A man scored the only goal that gave totheham european trophy. His name was brennan Johnson. The only trophy totheham can boast of for decades.
Now does that made him a top class player?
Also a certain coach gave Chelsea their first ever champions league trophy even when no one ever expected. His name? Roberto Di mattio.
Guess what? He was sacked even before the next season started. Now, that does make him a top coach.
Rember that napoli(average club) won the league in the following season without osimen.
Even the season won it with them was all thanks to veraskellia major effort and assist.

Lookman struggled with atalanta the following season, seriously looking for an escape route before athletico came calling.
And onuachu was once a flop and would always be a flop anytime premier league is being mention.
You get the point now

amstamon:
U fit tell me the meaning of average na.
Your two strikers are not even up to lukaku.
Leave sentiment aside bro. Be realistic.

amstamon:
Do wonders without world cup qualification. Shior.
Baba, your players are useless and overhyped if they couldn't qualify their country to the WC.
Osimehn, lookman, this one, iwobi, etc. Are all useless and self centered if they couldn't beat lesser teams with the whole world class talent they fakely and fraudulently showcase often.
Back to back, no worldcup.
And you expect big clubs to sign them abi? Na una Nigerian eyes they looks as if they are big, but in reality they are average if not below par players. Reason most of them don't standout or even play in bigger clubs. I mean bigger clubs(consistent in victory and trophies) eg, Madrid, barca, bayern, psg, ManU, arsenal, Chelsea, inter, mancity, etc. Not the off and on self acclaimed bigger club because if their age like napoli o
Yeye dey smell.
Rubish

Atarakpa:
This sanwolu wife. Nah woman you be

free2ryhme:
una dey give us numbers like say dem don finish now tomorrow we go see dem for morotcylces dey shout allah akhbar

Sicklebear28:
Oh Dem done kpai that Russian guy? Please if you have the link to the news share with me.

Choke doesn't know what is coming for him.

Some days ago , I said and I quote. " He is finished" I have gone into spiritual realm and his time is sealed.

chimex38:
I get your angle.
@bolded you seem to blindly and obviously absorb the wife.
Why can't Frank's wife who Frank has authority over do the blocking?
Why does it have to start from the external 3rd party?

when the power to stay clear still lies within the marriage partners?

What you seem to portray is:
The wives as well as Franks wife are free to have feelings for anyman and run to their side-guys arms whenever they like despite being married!!
It is the duty of the side-guys, in this case Chike and Grigori Rasputin to run away and abstain or block the wife(wives) when the wife(wives) approaches them and not the wife(wives) running away or doing the BLOCKING ?

Your option is valid and justifiable to me if it can be proven that Frank's wife as well as the wives of the Men in Europe have done everything possible to stay away from Chike or Grigori Rasputin to no avail but he keeps coming and luring them even against their consent.

Then it's best for Frank and co to take Chike to court rather than jungle justice.

But the first step to BLOCK begins from the wife not Chike,thats if she even values her marriage.

It doesn't mean I am supporting Chike. Cuz there will always be Chikesss in most if not every marriage at some point but the most successful marriages are the ones the MARRIED WIFE initiated the BLOCKED-BUTTON and other access to them not the 3rd party side-guy or Chikesses.

givedemwotowoto:

I’m delighted to have received a crowd of our dedicated supporters in Kano today, who turned out in numbers for a solidarity walk to my residence.

I sincerely thank them for this wonderful show of support and urge them to put this impressive turnout to good use by registering to… pic.twitter.com/g9PL5Yk7tO

— Rabiu Musa Kwankwaso (@KwankwasoRM) May 18, 2026

chimex38:
I believe frank is mature.
He married his wife not Chike.
The bulk of his major retaliation stops on his wife.
Not Chike. He didn't marry Chike did he? It's the wife that gave consent. She should receive the hammer not the man.

It's just difficult to prove, but I believe for every successful marriage one looks up to, there are countless approaches made by other men on the married woman (about 90-95%).

But her discipline and firm NO, or INTERACTION AVOIDANCE by the wife has consistently saved the marriage.
The bulk stops on the wife's table.

SpencerForbes:
I just love how men aren't supporting him. That means there's hope for the average Nigerian.

HawkTuahGirl:
He forgot that Frank was just like Chike when he was younger. If you be Player, women go still play you.

Chike don bench Frank today, another player go later bench Chike, life goes on. Simps are the only loser

HawkTuahGirl:
He forgot that Frank was just like Chike when he was younger. If you be Player, women go still play you.

Chike don bench Frank today, another player go later bench Chike, life goes on. Simps are the only loser

Haydens:
Na cancer money she wan eat like that ?

Maybe after all the dragging by efcc the real cancer fit sup. Person go use her hand invite problem wey been no dey exist before for her self.

Vision101:
If baba ope will give any state what Lagos is getting I'm for it. The facilities that are in Lagos are not in most African countries. Na baba sope make am possible. Great nations are built like that and not start and stop.

simpleseyi:
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If you troop to the streets after losing, you will meet us waiting for you. You will story to tell your children’s children because we will teach you sense

Shivisee1:
If not for delusion and trauma! I did my research on obi and kwankwaso, I realise that he is a way better administrator, more detribalize, more educated than obi. Say both of them are coming out for election, will obi see half of kwankwaso”s vote ??

Shivisee1:
If not for delusion and trauma! I did my research on obi and kwankwaso, I realise that he is a way better administrator, more detribalize, more educated than obi. Say both of them are coming out for election, will obi see half of kwankwaso”s vote ??

Richtaiwo:
The funniest political fantasy flying around today is the idea that Kwankwaso would agree to deputise Pitobi. The gap is simply too wide. Kwankwaso is a 2-term governor, former legislator, former minister, and a PhD holder with decades of political structure and experience behind him.

So how exactly do people expect a man with such credentials to line up behind someone who finished third despite all the online noise and turned a 4- academic year course into a six-session struggle? Apart from the court judgment that handed him the governorship, what exactly is the intimidating political achievement here? Social media hype is not governance.

Penkelems:
Yes you're right. But at least, let him provide his friend with shelter for the time being. Aside shelter, he doesn't owe him anything again.
I've been in that shoe before and I understand the guy's accomodation issue except maybe he's an irresponsible person