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Guy! you seem to be a bad guy, but I love ur hmm.. condom in car style, that was great.

ha! ha!! ha!!
hu! hu!! hu!!!
hee! hee!! hee!!!
ho! ho!! hoo!!!

These were the types of laugh I witnessed in a bus
some time ago, I was traveling in a bus from Kaduna to Abuja, it was an evening bus at about past 7.00 with a friend of mine, just after we had gone some few kilometer to Zuba junction, we came across some high jarkers, you should know what I mean (armed robbers), God! every body started trembling in the bus, just then one lenky smalish man from God knows where stood up from where he was sitting and spoke with a tiny voice that sounds like that of an old woman that is nearing her grave "hum! make una stop to dey to fear now" just then another lenky man stood up who just look like the other one but a little bit taller than the other with the same kind of voice but sharper and thinner he spoke "abeg si don, which one be yor own sef abi you carry charm ne?" meanwhile the robbers were approaching the bus then another lenky man of the same smallish structure stood up and spoke with almost the same voice as the previous two "abeg make una stop this thing now, the thing be say una look alike for everything, una size, una voice sef na de same, ebi like se una be brothers and I dey suspect una", just then the everybody in the bus started laughing, the man then asked, "wetin dey make una laugh?" then a huge tall man with a muscular body stood up and spoke with a baritone voice, "see you, you we be se e bi like say na u be the worst na em de talk" just then the people started laughing again, the man asked again, "wetin dey make una laugh now?" then a little boy of about 8yrs then said after a little laugh, "see where you dey reach the man, for em knee and u dey there dey talk" just then, the laugh grew worst and different laugh sounds started oozing out from the bus and then the robbers out side saw the seriousness of the laugh and concluded that the bus was filled up with witches and wizards who instead of being afraid of there gun shots, rather they are more comfortable giving out such laughs, meanwhile in the bus, everybody had already forgotten about the presence of the robers, just then the robbers took to their heels and never looked back.