Dtruthspeaker:


And he could not move not speak when Evidence came, as I have severally done to you Otutuz alias Workch!

Talk is cheap. Bring the evidence for your talk

Dtruthspeaker:


And he could not move not speak when Evidence came, as I have severally done to you Otutuz alias Workch!

Who is Workch?

Thomas is the only one who asked for evidence of Jesus's resurrection. But it seems a lot of people do not like him for questioning. If I every have a child, the only name from the Bible that I think will befit him, will be "Thomas". I will teach my son, to question every fúcking idea no matter where it is coming from. Critical thinking is a skill that a lot of Nigerians lack, and this usually leads to them accepting things without evidence and it also makes them susceptible to confirmation bias.

If you are a frequent visitor to this section, you will notice that there is one guy who is overzealous with his religion. Some days ago, jesusjnr2020 made a post titled, "Masturbation: How to have sex with a demon and not know it". Today, I will be analysing the crap He posted.

Masturbation is fully natural. There is nothing bad about it and humans are not the only species that masturbate. So here we go:

jesusjnr2020:
Masturbation: How To Have Sex With A Demon And Not Know It

The most deceptive thing about masturbation is that when one indulges in it, the person thinks he's alone in the act, because he can't see anyone physically present with him as it applies in consensual sex.

But unknown to the person, he's not alone even though it appears so, because he's actually having sex with a demon in the spirit world.

Ok, first of all, jesusjnr2020, there is no evidence for the existence of demons so where did you get this idea? Are you just making shit up as you go because that is what you think happens when one masturbates?

jesusjnr2020:



I'm speaking from experience, more or less, because I am one of those who still seriously struggled with masturbation, even after my repentance and I had began to follow Christ.

After I repented, the desire for other vices I really struggled with prior to that, for instance, stealing and cheating, left on the spot. It was like a miracle, because It used to be a serious struggle with them. But sexual lust proved to be another kettle of fish, as it took me quite a while before I could overcome it.

So I was still addicted to pornography and masturbation provided something like an outlet upon which I could consume my lust. I thought it was a safer option than fornication, since it just involved me, so it's provided for me an imaginary kind of comfort zone.

But a day came when while masturbating, as I began to ejaculate, I suddenly heard a strange bird uttering sounds in sync with me and the emotions I was going through at the same point on my bed, as though it was climaxing with me, and I was like, "what da heck was that?"

Uhm, what the fucck?? You were hearing strange bird noises moaning in sync with you? jesusjnr2020, are you schizophrenic? Because so far, you have not been making sense.

jesusjnr2020:


I was shocked to my bones marrows that day, because I never saw such a thing coming and had never experienced or heard of such a thing before. But the message was stark clear that I wasn't alone in the act after all as I erroneously thought. That development completely ruined what was meant to be whole essence of my masturbating.

Another message I received while I yet struggled with that issue, was from a voice which said, "the walls have eyes", perhaps to suggest that being behind closed doors doesn't mean one was not being watched.

When you masturbate, it's you and you alone. Quit weed dude! There is no bird moaning along with you or a voice that says "the walls have eyes." So I will just outrightly say it that, jesusjnr2020, YOUR ARE LYING. No such thing happened to you.

There is nothing wrong with masturbation. There is nothing wrong with sex education. The pros for masturbation far outweigh the cons. jesusjnr2020, you really need help, not from a pastor, but from a psychiatrist.

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Jashub:
[s][/s] There's a proverb that says "your freedom ends where mine begins ". A lot of ritualist have very diabolical practices that often require human sacrifice and the likes , so should we continue to let them be because they want to "practice "their religion in peace ?

There are also traditional worshippers that only sacrifice animals.
So why are you burning their shrines?

MightySparrow:
Like you want to start the Church of Satan? the same

Do you want to be the assistant pastor??

Ilamina:



Is it something we borrowed from the Jews

I thought circumcision was a Christian thing
But after my research, it's more of a Jewish and Muslim thing

Although many christian nations like Nigeria, Ghana, america, Ethiopia, Kenya take it seriously

It's a signof the covenant

Jashub:
[s][/s] [s]The same God that commanded Moses and the children of Israel to burn the idols of the canaanites? Please talk with sense for once in your life[/s]

If a Muslim burns a church and says that Allah supports him. You will pick up arms and scream that you are being persecuted.

That you are Christian doesn't mean you should stop others from practicing their religion and burning their shrines. Because if it is done to you, you won't like it, so why do you think it's right to do it to someone else?

Ayo081:


Where did the OP go wrong?

The op is wrong for being pissed off at the rise of irreligious people in this section

SSIPON:
Most religions today started out as cults.

Cults are actively looking for new members, just like religion.
Cults have a "sacred* meeting day, just like religion.
Getting into a cult, is easy, getting out of it is hard and could even lead to loss of life, Just like religion.
Cults believe that their own cult is the one and the only and all other cults are wrong, just like religion.
Cults have laws that must be followed no matter what, just like religion.
Cults have their own dress code, just like religion.
Cults advise parents to indoctrinate their children into the cult as early as possible, just like religion.


Feel free to add yours

I don't have anything to add Sha. You've said it all, I think

falcon01:
ave satana

Worship Satan with me

judedwriter:




Witchcraft is real bro... They control many people's destinies and are the brains behind many problems today in the world.

Quit being delusional

Ynix:

I am very sure that when I was reading QM you were still in primary school or just entering secondary school.
If you are sure of yourself give me an explicit explanation on Schrödinger Equation and how it relates to life, just in summary

If you think you understand Quantum mechanics, you don't understand Quantum mechanics - Richard Feynman.

Throwing the word "Quantum" into anything makes you no different from Deepak Chopra

Earthkumy:



Spiritual husband or wife is a spirit that claim ownership of a person for sexual purposes.

It have sex with people in dreams, even when awake people have felt invisible hand touching them sexually and having sex with them when they lay down even though they were not sleeping

Having wet dreams is normal. It's nothing demonic.

Dtruthspeaker:


When you threaten the lives and well being of people harm fully, they have a right to destroy the threat.

Ok, so you support the burning of shrines, but not the burning of churches.

By the way, who judged them and asserted that they were a threat to lives?

Just because your religion calls them a threat, doesn't mean they are a threat.

NoJex:


You don't believe that Satan exists yet to are hailing him.

Chilax, it's a joke. Take life easy

NoJex:

Don't you feel uncomfortable with the word, "Satan"? Aren't you scared or something. Remember these are the forces of darkness.

There is no evidence to support the existence of Satan. So there is nothing to be afraid of.
Hail Satan with me aunty

NoJex:

Get away evil spirit.

Hail Satan

It is time for the devil to take over the reins of this section

judedwriter:


1. Loss of spiritual power

2. Poverty

3. Witchcraft attack

4. Evil marks

5. Spirit husband /wife attack

6. Regression

7. Premature death

There is no such thing as a witchcraft attack

Richwallet:




If any person can catch it regardless of race age sex nationality climate etc that means it's the common cold. That's what common cold means common to all because it's a simple virus. Some diseases are not common because there is genetic factors involved yet anybody catching it rules out genetics as a factor.

Ok doctor rich

[quote author=Ynix post=106792238]
There things even in science that taking statistics will not open up to you, talk of areas like Quantum Mechanics and Geophysics, same here are there are dimensions of things you won't know except you experience them. [quote]

You don't understand what Quantum mechanics is, so don't even go there uncle.
Experience isn't reliable. Because the brain is susceptible to confirmation bias.

Kobojunkie:
Again...I didn't make any claims here. You did so the onus is on you to prove what you claimed.

I know demons are real because my belief states they are and because I am possessed of a spirit myself. You , on the other hand, operates in a zone of uncertainty, yet you think it logical for you to make any definitive claims about that which you confess to having no certainty of?

That you are agnostic indeed means - and this by definition- you cannot take any real position on anything that has to do with God or the things of God

One rule of comedy is that the joke is always funny, the first time.
But after dishing out the same joke more than once, it starts to get stale.

Ynix:


[s]Bro, speaking English is good, but there are things you can't use English to express.
Should I tell you of a man that married his new wife only to see that anytime they want to have sex a penis shows up besides the woman's vagina, they prayed and prayed and there was no answer until they called someone who is well equipped with knowledge understanding and capacity by God to undo that evil situation.[/s]

What Nollywood script is this?

Kobojunkie:

I know demons are real because my belief states they are and because I am possessed of a spirit myself.

This comedian

Kobojunkie:

I know demons are real because my belief states they are and because I am possessed of a spirit myself.

You mean, you know demons are real because YOU WERE TOLD THEY WERE REAL? LMAO

jesusjnr2020:
[b]
When I first came to this section in late 2018, I was immediately able to sense a strong presence of the devil and his agents. It prompted me to immediately open a thread to caution those who were unaware of such, so that they'd not be caught unawares.
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God bless.

Maybe that "strong sense of the devil" was actually a "strong sense of reality".

Truthwords:
Most atheists worship the devil in secret but claim they don't believe in anything or anyone."

Atheism simply means lack of belief in the supernatural. This includes the devil. Atheists do not believe in the devil. People who believe in the devil are called CHRISTIANS

IsaacG29:
Truth!
No place is safe, for those of you with divine instructions to do one thing or the other in the religion section, may God be with you all.

Amen

kingxsamz:
Slow down on the weed bro.

Exactly o

Stephenomozzy:


That's just as well as you saying there is no God strictly because of one instance when you prayed and fire didn't fall down from heaven.

Meanwhile,

From your position, and claims of being an "agnostic" i think you may need to know that there is a clear distinction betwixt both. Also, that you don't believe, doesn't mean it isn't a possibility.

Stay on topic..... while some people have ignorantly fallen into the hands of mischief makers who are glad to trick people by telling them what they want to hear about the points you cited in your first post (which is the topic of this thread).....It doesn't mean that there are no celestial beings - however the degree of their involvement in mortal affairs can be up for debate. Don't bring religion's name ....we are not talking about any religion in particular

Again, the burden of proof is on you.
Where is the evidence that prayers work?
Why is it that the so-called miracles are always something that can be faked?
Where is the evidence for a spiritual wife/husband?
Where is the evidence for a star that need to be protected from being stolen?