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An Analysis on jesusjnr2020's post regarding masturbation by Ototuz: 10:26am On Oct 19, 2021
If you are a frequent visitor to this section, you will notice that there is one guy who is overzealous with his religion. Some days ago, jesusjnr2020 made a post titled, "Masturbation: How to have sex with a demon and not know it". Today, I will be analysing the crap He posted.

Masturbation is fully natural. There is nothing bad about it and humans are not the only species that masturbate. So here we go:

jesusjnr2020:
Masturbation: How To Have Sex With A Demon And Not Know It

The most deceptive thing about masturbation is that when one indulges in it, the person thinks he's alone in the act, because he can't see anyone physically present with him as it applies in consensual sex.

But unknown to the person, he's not alone even though it appears so, because he's actually having sex with a demon in the spirit world.

Ok, first of all, jesusjnr2020, there is no evidence for the existence of demons so where did you get this idea? Are you just making shit up as you go because that is what you think happens when one masturbates?

jesusjnr2020:



I'm speaking from experience, more or less, because I am one of those who still seriously struggled with masturbation, even after my repentance and I had began to follow Christ.

After I repented, the desire for other vices I really struggled with prior to that, for instance, stealing and cheating, left on the spot. It was like a miracle, because It used to be a serious struggle with them. But sexual lust proved to be another kettle of fish, as it took me quite a while before I could overcome it.

So I was still addicted to pornography and masturbation provided something like an outlet upon which I could consume my lust. I thought it was a safer option than fornication, since it just involved me, so it's provided for me an imaginary kind of comfort zone.

But a day came when while masturbating, as I began to ejaculate, I suddenly heard a strange bird uttering sounds in sync with me and the emotions I was going through at the same point on my bed, as though it was climaxing with me, and I was like, "what da heck was that?"

Uhm, what the fucck?? You were hearing strange bird noises moaning in sync with you? jesusjnr2020, are you schizophrenic? Because so far, you have not been making sense.

jesusjnr2020:


I was shocked to my bones marrows that day, because I never saw such a thing coming and had never experienced or heard of such a thing before. But the message was stark clear that I wasn't alone in the act after all as I erroneously thought. That development completely ruined what was meant to be whole essence of my masturbating.

Another message I received while I yet struggled with that issue, was from a voice which said, "the walls have eyes", perhaps to suggest that being behind closed doors doesn't mean one was not being watched.

When you masturbate, it's you and you alone. Quit weed dude! There is no bird moaning along with you or a voice that says "the walls have eyes." So I will just outrightly say it that, jesusjnr2020, YOUR ARE LYING. No such thing happened to you.

There is nothing wrong with masturbation. There is nothing wrong with sex education. The pros for masturbation far outweigh the cons. jesusjnr2020, you really need help, not from a pastor, but from a psychiatrist.

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Re: An Analysis on jesusjnr2020's post regarding masturbation by NaijaSatanlst: 10:31am On Oct 19, 2021
In my conversation with jesusjnr2020 yesterday, He just flopped. The guy is just...idk. He obviously needs help with this his overzealous attitude towards religion. Because only an overtly religious doof will brag about killing TB JOSHUA

jesusjnr2020, I hope you are reading grin we never discuss that tb Joshua matter. You just dey hide hide. People have started noticing your bullshit.

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Re: An Analysis on jesusjnr2020's post regarding masturbation by jesusjnr2020(m): 10:43am On Oct 19, 2021
Wow! jesusjnr2020 now seems to be the tormentor in chief of the agents on the devil NL.

Una Neva che chumching.

Get ready to pack your satanic bags and leave NL, because NL now belongs to God!

So no more space for the devil in this place.

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Re: An Analysis on jesusjnr2020's post regarding masturbation by NaijaSatanlst: 10:44am On Oct 19, 2021
jesusjnr2020:
Wow! jesusjnr2020 now seems to be the tormentor in chief of the agents on the devil NL.

Una Neva che chumching.

Get ready to pack your satanic bags and leave NL, because NL now belongs to God!

So no space for the devil in this place.

Assistant Jesus cool
Re: An Analysis on jesusjnr2020's post regarding masturbation by XXXXTENTACION: 10:50am On Oct 19, 2021
jesusjnr2020:
Wow! jesusjnr2020 now seems to be the tormentor in chief of the agents on the devil NL.

Una Neva che chumching.

Get ready to pack your satanic bags and leave NL, because NL now belongs to God!

So no more space for the devil in this place.
Religious schrizopreniac.... lipsrsealed

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Re: An Analysis on jesusjnr2020's post regarding masturbation by jesusjnr2020(m): 10:52am On Oct 19, 2021
XXXXTENTACION:
Religious schrizopreniac.... lipsrsealed
Satanist!

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Re: An Analysis on jesusjnr2020's post regarding masturbation by XXXXTENTACION: 11:05am On Oct 19, 2021
jesusjnr2020:
Satanist!
Bro. Mental illness is real...
seeing and hearing sounds other people don't hear is a clear sign of hallucinations. You try and visit a psychiatric doctor before things get out of hand and you start walking naked on the streets...

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Re: An Analysis on jesusjnr2020's post regarding masturbation by jesusjnr2020(m): 11:13am On Oct 19, 2021
XXXXTENTACION:
Bro. Mental illness is real...
seeing and hearing sounds other people don't hear is a clear sign of hallucinations. You try and visit a psychiatric doctor before things get out of hand and you start walking naked on the streets...
The worst of of mental illness involves ritual killing of human being done by satanists and witches.

To cure that one you need more than a psychiatric doctor. You need a special deliverance section to perform a thorough spiritual surgery on you, to remove and chase out all the blood thirsty demons which have infested your mind and brain with diabolism.

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Re: An Analysis on jesusjnr2020's post regarding masturbation by enilove(m): 11:13am On Oct 19, 2021
jesusjnr2020:
Satanist!

The truth is bitter , that is why they can't like you and they love the things of darkness because they are not yet saved .
What they need is prayer so that God can deliver them.

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Re: An Analysis on jesusjnr2020's post regarding masturbation by jesusjnr2020(m): 11:14am On Oct 19, 2021
enilove:


The truth is bitter , that is why they can't like you and they love the things of darkness because they are not yet saved .
What they need is prayer so that God can deliver them.

Thanks bro. God bless you.

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Re: An Analysis on jesusjnr2020's post regarding masturbation by XXXXTENTACION: 11:27am On Oct 19, 2021
jesusjnr2020:
The worst of of mental illness involves ritual killing of human being done by satanists and witches.

To cure that one you need more than a psychiatric doctor. You need a special deliverance section to perform a thorough spiritual surgery on you, to remove and chase out all the blood thirsty demons which have infested your mind and brain with diabolism.
the sad part about having mental illness is that people want you to behave like you are normal when you are not...
I understand your issues pls try an take care of yourself ...embarassed
Re: An Analysis on jesusjnr2020's post regarding masturbation by jesusjnr2020(m): 11:43am On Oct 19, 2021
XXXXTENTACION:
the sad part about having mental illness is that people want you to behave like you are normal when you are not...
I understand your issues pls try an take care of yourself ...embarassed
If I was a Satanist mindlessly killing innocent souls, including family members, you would think i'm normal right?

That's why it's a good thing to be abnormal to you, because It's only the worst form of mental illness that would make someone think it's normal to be a ritual killer.

I'm sure you'd love serial killers too.

That's why you need special deliverance.

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Re: An Analysis on jesusjnr2020's post regarding masturbation by XXXXTENTACION: 11:55am On Oct 19, 2021
jesusjnr2020:
If I was a Satanist mindlessly killing innocent souls, including family members, you would think i'm normal right?

That's why it's a good thing to be abnormal to you, because It would it's the worst form of mental illness that would make someone think it's normal to be a ritual killer.

I'm sure you'd love serial killers too.

That's why you need special deliverance.
take it easy pls...
lets link up let me sponsor your treatment and give you a nice shave up... wink

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Re: An Analysis on jesusjnr2020's post regarding masturbation by jesusjnr2020(m): 12:03pm On Oct 19, 2021
XXXXTENTACION:
take it easy pls...
lets link up let me sponsor your treatment and give you a nice shave up... wink
Lol!

I don't want to become a ritual killer too, so no thanks.

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Re: An Analysis on jesusjnr2020's post regarding masturbation by XXXXTENTACION: 12:07pm On Oct 19, 2021
jesusjnr2020:
Lol!

I don't want to become a ritual killer too, so no thanks.
They is no ritual killing....
you just get to meet a psychiatrist who evalutes you and you will get a therapy to help you cope...
Re: An Analysis on jesusjnr2020's post regarding masturbation by jesusjnr2020(m): 12:18pm On Oct 19, 2021
XXXXTENTACION:
They is no ritual killing....
you just get to meet a psychiatrist who evalutes you and you will get a therapy to help you cope...
The same therapy that made you end up with worst form of mental illness?

God forbid!

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Re: An Analysis on jesusjnr2020's post regarding masturbation by XXXXTENTACION: 12:36pm On Oct 19, 2021
jesusjnr2020:
The same therapy that made you end up with worst form of mental illness?

God forbid!
what if i get to introduce you to the psychiatrist via skype...
men i promise you gon enjoy every moment of your discussion with Sarah...
Send me a dm when you are ready...
Re: An Analysis on jesusjnr2020's post regarding masturbation by jesusjnr2020(m): 2:23pm On Oct 19, 2021
XXXXTENTACION:

what if i get to introduce you to the psychiatrist via skype...
men i promise you gon enjoy every moment of your discussion with Sarah...
Send me a dm when you are ready...
Oh... That's the name of the witch that turns sane humans into ritual killers?

So she was the one responsible for your unprecedented mental illness?

You should come with her to NL, so that the both of you can be delivered at once from the blood thirsty demons that has turned you two into animals in human skin.

Her deliverance would save a lot of human souls from ritual killings.

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Re: An Analysis on jesusjnr2020's post regarding masturbation by XXXXTENTACION: 4:45pm On Oct 19, 2021
jesusjnr2020:
Oh... That's the name of the witch that turns sane humans into ritual killers?

So she was the one responsible for your unprecedented mental illness?

You should come with her to NL, so that the both of you can be delivered at once from the blood thirsty demons that has turned you two into animals in human skin.

Her deliverance would save a lot of human souls from ritual killings.
I guess this is your way of saying you are interested.... wink
meet me on skype... Or whatsapp cheesy
Re: An Analysis on jesusjnr2020's post regarding masturbation by NaijaSatanlst: 4:54pm On Oct 19, 2021
XXXXTENTACION:
Religious schrizopreniac.... lipsrsealed

The guy is a sicko.
Re: An Analysis on jesusjnr2020's post regarding masturbation by NaijaSatanlst: 4:55pm On Oct 19, 2021
jesusjnr2020:
The worst of of mental illness involves ritual killing of human being done by satanists and witches.

To cure that one you need more than a psychiatric doctor. You need a special deliverance section to perform a thorough spiritual surgery on you, to remove and chase out all the blood thirsty demons which have infested your mind and brain with diabolism.

Again, XXXXTENTACION is right here. You are sick. Which one come be "spiritual surgery"? Get help please
Re: An Analysis on jesusjnr2020's post regarding masturbation by XXXXTENTACION: 5:17pm On Oct 19, 2021
NaijaSatanlst:

The guy is a sicko.
It's so sad.... embarassed
Re: An Analysis on jesusjnr2020's post regarding masturbation by jesusjnr2020(m): 8:38pm On Oct 19, 2021
XXXXTENTACION:
I guess this is your way of saying you are interested.... wink
meet me on skype... Or whatsapp cheesy
Yes I'm seriously interested in deliverance of you both, so bring her here to NL, so I can perform a live spiritual surgery on you both.

We cannot have a witch producing ritual killers all over the place. We need to get rid of those blood sucking demons in her and also you.
Re: An Analysis on jesusjnr2020's post regarding masturbation by jesusjnr2020(m): 8:48pm On Oct 19, 2021
NaijaSatanlst:


Again, XXXXTENTACION is right here. Yo u are sick. Which one come be "spiritual surgery"? Get help please
Of course, he would be right to someone possessed with the same blood sucking demons, who also sees people who don't mindlessly kill their fellow humans as mentally sick, so the sane ones are the mentally sick ritual killers.

You should join them and come here, so I can perform a live spiritual surgery on you three for free, to remove all those blood sucking demons influencing you. We can't afford to have ritual killers all over the place, including here in NL, so endeavor to come with them so you could get much needed help, and significantly reduce the number of mentally sick ritual killers in the place.

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