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NIGERIA FIRST SEMESTER EXAMINATION: 2015/2016 ACADEMIC SESSION.

COURSE TITLE: Introduction to APC Government
COURSE CODE: GVT 101
TIME ALLOWED: 45 Mins
INSTRUCTION: Attempt All Questions

1. Discuss the probability of APC blaming GEJ for the next 3years for
(i.) Dollar increase.
(ii.)Fuel Price increase
(iii.) Power Failure
(iv.) Unemployment
(v. )Fulani Herdsmen Killings

2. If APC = All Promises Cancelled, where PMB is a constant, discuss the speed at which:
( i.) N5k promise is cancelled
(ii.) Feeding of school pupil is cancelled
(iii.) NYSC allowance is reduced iv. Fuel pump prices are increased

3. Define the term, ''Budget padding''.

4. Mention 3 types of APC propaganda you know, and how they can be used in 21st century politics.

5. Mention 5 IDP you know that feeds with N140000 everyday.

6. Mention the next 3 countries PMB will travel to and the disgrace he will receive.

7. If PMB is silent when herdsmen kill people and buys jet fighter when Biafra is mentioned, what is the probability that PMB is not a terrorist?

8. Write short notes on these mad phrases;
(i). masquerade dressing,
(ii.) importation of grass
(iii). fantastically corrupt.

9. If x is change and y is lies/ propaganda, solve the equation, 2x + 5y = ?

10. If you used to be corrupt, but now fantastically corrupt, explain the effect of gravitational force on you.

11. with a labeled diagram, describe the famous losses ever witnessed in recent time:
(i)-- loss of budget.
(II)-- loss of WAEC certificate.
(iii)- loss of the moon. (iv)- ear disorder.

12. If President Buhari @ 73yrs received his 1953 secondary school classmates, with relevant logic, explain how old PMB was when he finished secondary school considering the fact that from 1953-2016 is 63 years.


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This should be on the front page.

It's a deadly blow to the haters of the current administration and Nigeria.

Kudos to PMB cheesy cheesy cheesy (after all, na him dem blame for the high cost before).


I think you Keep quite if you dont have anything to say..the price of tomatoes went up when your so called saint president took over..idiot

WHY NIGERIAN GIRLS ARE STILL SINGLE AT THE AGE OF 40YEARS
Being single is not just something to play with or joke with there are a lot of factors that may be the ingredient that may be the key factors responsible for the delay.
When unmarried ladies reach a certain age, depending on the societies they found themselves people begin to refer to them as “old cargo" etc.
Especially here in Nigeria, where we have different reasons why most ladies are not married and people still look upon a young unmarried girl as though she were to blame for her state. Fingers are pointed accusingly at her regardless of the reasons or her own circumstances. The girl soon becomes the butt of ridicule, accusations, and meddling by those around her and even those closest to her.
The reasons for the girl’s delay in getting married or in not getting married at all are many and varies. But the most prevalent delay of a young Nigerian girl getting married is insecurity, especially financial security, proud, and education. However, there are social circumstances and pressures that also create delays in getting married for the ladies.
There are also other reasons such as high bride price, which may make some young men run from getting married on time. Little wonder why most marriages you see today are consummated by older men and women. Then there are families which demand that a prospective suitor have certain characteristics or else they will not allow their daughters or sisters to marry him.
What do different classes of girls in Nigeria say about marriage why they are not married?
How much do they suffer because they are not married?
Can "RUNS" decide on when a girl gets married?
Here different classes of girls in Nigeria and reasons why they are unmarried
1. Educated and working classes
2. The beautiful ladies


1. Educated and working class
Mary, who is 38 years old, said: “I tried to imitate some girls in my family by carrying the banner of ‘No To Marriage’ — at least not until I had completed my education, graduated and worked as a accountant. As time passed, I became increasingly involved in trying to achieve this goal and to be fair, I received many proposals at that time from North, East, and Western parts of this country but the men did not meet my standards. And my friends and family agreed with me because they wanted me to have what I wanted in a partner. My mother, however, God rest her soul, disagreed and used to try to convince me to take the proposals more seriously. She told me over and over not to imitate my cousins since they had not received proposals as good as mine in the first place. But I didn’t listen to her and thought that as I was still young and attractive, I had plenty of time to consider different options and choose the right man. The days and months flew by and with the deaths of my mother and father, I was left alone. Most of my friends are married now; I’m still alone and my looks are fading with time. I realize too late that I’ve wasted my life setting impossible conditions for the men who wanted to marry me.”
When you look out this classes of ladies you can observed that they are killed with pride.
2. The beautiful ladies
Well when I look out most beautiful ladies in Nigeria who think beauty is everything and they can get whatever they want with their beauty I sorry for them.. because, all is vanity upon vanity, this set of ladies sometimes think their beauty can attract rich men to marry then, turning down every proposals by men who do not meet their expectation and selecting men, looking out for sugar daddies, clubbing, testing different kind of men, without thinking of how old they are, before they realize this, they are already clocking 30-38 years,at this time they start disturbing God's ears with their prayers for marriage and why at the age of 20 something God has already sent thier man to then and which they have rejected his proposal … I pity this kind of ladies. This class are also consumed by proud

3. Family people another force
This is common among rich family in Nigeria especially the parents of the ladies who thinks their daughters must get married to the president son even to the world riches man son.
Here are some views from this category
Dr. Nkechi, a single woman in her 40s, said: “I wronged myself by going along with my mother’s decisions. My mother refused every suitor on the basis that he wasn’t worthy of us. And what made things worse was that my father was so much weaker than my mother that she had ‘the’ say in everything related to my sisters and me for more than 20 years. My sisters and I never had the courage to disagree with her or challenge her. And if the suitor was up to our standards, she would make up conditions that were impossible to fulfill. We never knew what she wanted from a prospective husband. The situation continued until we were no longer young but were still being called ‘Miss’. Now whenever anyone asks us why we are not married, we justify ourselves by saying that we are too involved with our professional lives. Our mother still dreams of a perfect husband for each of us; in her eyes, we are still ‘little girls’ even though we are all highly qualified adults.”

Temilope from Ogun state, who is 35 and still single, said: “Yes, it is not easy being an unmarried woman in our society. Girls who refuse to marry don’t do so without a reason. Very often the reason is her family’s attitude and that is the reason in my case. Today I’m 35 and I’ve been getting proposals since I was 19; my father, however, refused them all since he was influenced by my stepmother who accused every man of being a gold digger, greedy for our money and social status. At the same time, she managed to marry off her own daughters to men who were not always up to the standards she set for me. The result was that I focused on my studies since I had no other outlet. I had to dodge the queries about my being single. People pitied me and said how strange it was that with my looks, education and status that I was still unmarried. Even after I graduated and began working, suitors approached my family but all were turned away. We have reached the point where no one will ask for me since it is well-known that everybody will be refused.”


Kudirat, who is over 30, said: “My love for children surpasses everything in the world. I was so eager to get married and have a family but my mother refused every man who proposed to me or my sister. When I asked my mother why she refused them even though many came from prominent families, she answered that this was in accordance with our late father’s will that we not marry anyone outside our tribe The years passed by and our younger brothers and cousins got married while we have remained single.”

Kemi and her sister are teachers and together earn more than NGN 1,600,000. Every month. They say their father refuses to let them marry because of what they earn; if they marry, he will lose access to their money. He treats every man as someone who wants only his daughter’s salary. He does not want to lose it.

Leyefa from Bayelsa, who turned 34 only recently, said: “My chances of getting married are decreasing if not already ended. In this day and age, young men are unlikely to marry a girl they’ve not seen — or at least one which their relatives have seen. After all, this is how girls get married; someone from among the man’s family or friends sees the girl and recommends her. Since I’m not allowed to leave the house or go out or work, no one will see me and so I remain unmarried. These conditions are the ones I have lived under since childhood; my mother didn’t allow me to go anywhere but school and so I didn’t make many friends. In order to have friends, you must be able to come and go and that is what I was not allowed to do. And even after I graduated, I wasn’t allowed to work. This made me ask my family what had been the point of my education and my degree if I was not to be allowed to work? They said both would be an advantage when I raised my children. I have now gone to a matchmaker in hopes that she can find a husband for me.”

Blessing, who is 37, said: “My not being married is a matter that is out of my hands; I am the firstborn in my family and we aren't rich so I cannot settle down now, I have to work to provide for them, I travel a lot, Abuja, Lagos, Kano etc. I just have to make money!!! If I just agree to marry a man now, will he be providing feeding money for all my siblings and poor parents?
Women no longer feel that their worth or status is dependent upon their husband. Another factor in delaying marriages is the recent craze of "runs" a lady prefers to hang out with Politicians and others just to make ends meet then in the long run, no sensible man will want to approach her for a relationship talking more of marriage.

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Man Turns On Just By Looking At Mannequins Wearing Lingeries At A Boutique (Photo)

Found this funny ( Remix) THE PROBLEM WITH WOMEN
You find a beautiful one
The brain is empty
U find a brilliant one she looks like a masquerade
U find a Behind one
U discover she's into runz
U find a rich one
She's arrogant
U find an hardworking one
She doesn't have tym for you
U find a serious one
She's nt romantic
U find a poor one
She's always broke and want take from you
U find a responsible one
She's not presentable
U find a native one
She takes u to masquerade shows only
U find a simple one
She gets too simple about everything
U find an educated one
She feels he's always right
U find a cute one
Her ex keeps calling
U find an illiterate one
She gets angry over everything
U find a current one
She will teach u politics
U find a fat one
All she knws he's to make babies probably
not good in bed
U find a short one
She hardly gets over anything
U find an upgraded one
She won't want to even knee to greet ur
parents
U find a deeper life type
She wants u to be everything in proverbs
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U find a smart one
Her lies are everywhere.
You find a female corper, she only interested in your 19,800 federal monthly allowance

1. When you dump a girl from OSUN, she'llcreate a scene & disgrace you.2. Dump a girl from CALABAR, she'll beatyou & force you to love her again whetheryou like it or not.3. Dump a girl from ABUJA, she'll cry day& night.4.Dump a girl from BENIN, she'll bewitchyou and you will wake up with boils on your face.5. Dump a girl from ENUGU, she'll takeyour name & picture to shrine.6. Dump a girl from IMO, she won't evennotice it because she has so many sugardaddies.7. Dump a girl from WARRI, she'll turn herbedroom to beer parlour & drink all sort of drinksuntil she gets high.8. Dump a girl from LAGOS, she'll go round& sleep with all your friends.9. Dump a girl from PORT HARCOURT, in 2weeks' time she'll invite you to herwedding.10. Dump a girl from ANAMBRA, she'lltempt your dad & become your stepmother.11. Dump a girl from KANO, she'll reportyou to her dad in the army & you will marry heratgun point.12. Dump an ABIA girl, she'll burn ur property&apologize.13. Dump a BAYELSA girl, you'll see herthe next day in ur house with your elder brother.14. Dump a girl from KOGI, no need theyhavedumped you a long time ago.15. Dump a girl from BENUE, am sorry youalready have AIDS.Wetin I still dey reason be say na wetin gocome happen if you dump a girl from BORNO

Lol...me kan laugh

What do u think?

Estate management.

Well..why wont we experince hardship and porverty in the country..when the country is in the hands of wicked and evil people.i dont blame them i blame the so called bishops, ministers in our country who just fold thier hands and watch.

First of all..go to land registering in state and make proper investigations on the...to know if it gvt. Land,who actually owns the land and if there are any disputes in the land before...

Good News from Edo State at last!

In January,Oshiomhole promised to employ 5000 teachers .

They have since resumed!

THE HUNTED HUNTER (Parts 1, 2, 3 and 4)
There is an ongoing "AsoWood" Movies showing live in Nigeria.
The actors are:
1. Fayose
2. Buhari
3. EFCC
4. Aisha
5. Ex-EFCC Boss
6. A Nigerian Attorney residing in US
7. Lai Mohammed
SCENE 1: Ayo Fayose bans cattle grazing in Ekiti
SCENE 2: Buhari vex used EFCC to freeze Ayo Fayose's Zenith Bank account
SCENE 3: Ayo Fayose vex exposed that Aisha Buhari was involved in the $750,000 Halliburton Scandal
SCENE 4:Ex-EFCC Boss vex defended Buhari that it was another Aisha Buhari that was involved in the scandal and released a mutilated Int'l Passport to support the claim.
SCENE 5: Ayo Fayose aides bursted the Int'l Passport showing it has been mutilated.
First picture: Int'l Passport released by EFCC to show it was a different Aisha Buhari.
Second picture: Fayose revealing the Int'l passport was mutilated.
THE HUNTED HUNTER 2
The part two is released!
PART TWO:
SCENE 1: There was an outrage on social media that Mr. Integrity (Buhari) is also fantastically corrupt following Fayose's revelation.
SCENE 2: Aisha Buhari bursted her suppressed silence and got out of control on her official Twitter Handle calling a sitting governor "unchained mad dog" and reveals that Buhari is 73, she Aisha Buhari is 45 so she has enough strength to face Fayose.
SCENE 3: Aisha Buhari's outrage got her more condemnations as well as terrible negative comments on Social media.
SCENE 4: Nigerians began to dissect Aisha Buhari's response as follows:
- That means Aisha is guilty, if not she should have behaved like GEJ who when they lied on him that he was on exile he simply returned to Nigeria to prove them wrong. So Aisha Buhari should travel to USA to prove them wrong rather than verbal insult on a sitting governor, husband and a father.
- That means Aisha Buhari is saying Buhari is a weakling at his age.
- That means Buhari was a 41 years old soldier when he married Aisha as a Primary school girl at the age of 13 and she had her first born for Buhari at the age of 14.
SCENE 5: Both PDP governors forum and PDP Senators, condemned the Buhari led APC impunity, witch-hunting, intimidation and harassment of PDP members using EFCC, DSS, ICPC etc and ask them to retrace their steps if they want to enjoy their supports.
SCENE 6: EFCC said armed funds from Dasuki and Senator Musili Obanikoro were traced to the Zenith Bank Account of Fayose, which he used for his campaign.
SCENE 7: Ayo Fayose debunked EFCC allegation as false and malicious explaining that his campaign funds came from free will donations by Nigerians and Zenith Bank assistant.
SCENE 8: Ayo Fayose challenged Buhari to ask EFCC to probe APC source of campaign funds as well, rather than witch-hunting PDP members.
THE HUNTED HUNTER 3
(The Part Three is Released!)
PART THREE
A Nigerian Attorney residing in USA; Emeka Maduewesi,
San Francisco, California, USA.
Former Google Document Review Attorney at Google
The above authority from USA gave the drama a legal backing as he wrote as follows on his Facebook page:
No Office of First Lady: Dr. Kachikwu knows... read more


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It' now time to cover some of the conditions that are caused by excessive sugar consumption. Thew are some of the things you can look forward to if you choose to drink a lot of sugary soft drinks for the rest of your life, consume a lot of white flour, or eat any food made with alot of refined sugar, including breakfast cereals. In fact, a lot of breakfast cereals are the worst of both worlds—they have white flour combined with sugar. You mix it with a liquid, usually milk from cows, and you have a very unhealthy food that actually depletes your body of important vitamins and minerals. It also messes with your head, so that you feel fatigued, can't focus, experience brain fog, and have mood swings in the late morning. This is the result of eating white flour combined with refined white sugar for breakfast, and
this is what millions of people do every single morning. They can't figure out why the) 're not very good at focusing at work, but it's no mystery to me.

Let's go through the whole list here because, as you know, we have a library of more than 570 books on health, wellness, and nutrition. I've done the research with these books and pulled out the effects of eating a lot of sugar. I'll go through the list for you and read them off with some comments. By the way, if some of these ring a bell, if you're experiencing these now, then it could be a red flag saying it's time to make a new choice and stop consuming all the soft drinks and sugars.

Sugar consumption causes mineral deficiencies, including zinc, magnesium and several others as well. Zinc is very important for nervous system function and especially wound healing. If you hurt yourself or have a surgical procedure and you don't have enough -zinc in your body, you won't heal very quickly. You may not heal at all. This is why some people with diabetes get a wound and it never heals. Ultimately, doctors end up having to amputate something because the wound won't heal.

Diabetics typically don't have enough zinc. In addition, they have nerve damage due to diabetic neuropathy, caused by high circulating blood sugar. Sugar consumption overworks, the pancreas, the organ that produces the insulin necessary to lower blood sugar. stress out your pancreas day after day and year after year; by chugging down soi t l t ink and all these refined sugars, then sooner or later you're going to burn out your pain tea,. I know that's sort of a crude metaphor, because our organs don't burn out like light hulk, but it's valid in a sense. When you stress any organ, it can become fatigued. If you don't give your pancreas a rest, which means avoiding all refined carbohydrates for a while, then you can actually cause it permanent damage. When people overwork their pancreas and it no longer produces the insulin it once did, they then have adult-onset type-2 diabetes.

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The other explanation for type-2 diabetes is that people's insulin sensitivity is reduced. Even though their pancreas organs produce more and more insulin, their cells fail to respond to it and take blood sugar out of the bloodstream. So, it could be an insulin-production problem or an insulin-receptor problem, or it could be both. By consuming a lot of refined sugars, you're actually promoting both, and you're going to end up with one or the other as the dominant factor in your diabetes. You must take these sugars out of your diet if you want to have a healthy pancreas.

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