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[quote author=Nwaohafia1 post=73828628]Okay.

Meanwhile,

*ASK A NIGERIAN POLITICIAN WHAT THEY THINK ABOUT THIS HOT WEATHER CONDITION*

*Journalist*: What are your thoughts on this heat Nigerians are complaining about?

RESPONSES:

*LAI MOHAMMED*: this is the result of PDP’s misrule, they stole the ozone layer.

*FEMI ADESINA*: Mr. President promised us change and that includes change in temperature. CHANGE IS HERE, EMBRACE IT.

*AKINWUMI AMBODE*: We have signed a $10million deal with LG to install air conditioners across the Lagos skyline.

*IBE KACHUKWU*: I assure you the heat will disappear by 2pm,29th May.

*BUKOLA SARAKl*: Tinubu wanted the heat to be more than this but i opposed him, out of my love for Nigeria and that is why they are witch-hunting me.

*GOODLUCK JONATHAN*: This heat was not this bad when I left office/power but Nigerians did not appreciate me.

*ADAMS OSHIMOLE*: Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala stole the N100 billion meant for temperature control Research.

*NASIR EL RUFAI*:
We are in talks with General Electric to see how they can generate power for Kaduna from the heat.

*RAUF AREGBESOLA*:
I have just approved payment of January salary so that Osun workers can buy hand fan.

*ALIKO DANGOTE*: Next week, we are commissioning the Dangote Fan Factory; by 2030 Australia will be buying fans from us.

*BEN MURRAY-BRUCE: *tweets* when Naira is weak and inflation is high automatically there will be heat. This is common sense.

*NGOZI OKONJO-IWEALA*: Under the last administration there was no political will to address climatic change:

*PRESIDENT BUHARI: From USA* ... this heat is corrupt because Nigeria is corrupt and I will fight every form of corruption involved and responsible for this heat and every corrupt person responsible for this heat will go to jail.



Beware of Nigerian politicians .....lol
NICE,SALUTE FOR THIS INSIGHT ON NIGERIAN POLITICS....UDO

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Pythondancer1:
Anytime I see Nigerian Police doing recruitment, I'll remember my first and final attempt, we were told to run 200meters, I tried my best to be the best and took first, only for me to be slapped severally and disqualified that I was running like a THIEF and not a Police.

You No Well

ObaKlaz:
The thunderous cheers and applause D'banj got from the congregation did something to Oyedepo's ego. He later got back at D'banj at a youth programme in Convenant Univ. (D'banj was invited)

Oga complete your Story

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Ennyholar:
What's up with this Temi?

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kenneth58:
Money � romancing money

Prosperity meeting prosperity


Poverty cannot meet prosperity


This is how life should be.




Follow my signature

I salute.never saw that


Trent is the best RB
Robertson is the best LB
Overall they are the best
Passes by Fabinho are magical
Henderson> Pogba
Your manger< Kloop
Liverpool will win the league
Ederson < Allison
Salah better than Ronaldo
Salah is the best player


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atikulated2019:
Mark stop killing fb account,, don't you know no job in this country that's why
Men run to Rituals
Yoloba Men run to Minning Construction
Ibos Men run to Drug and Pharmacy
Hausa Men run to Urban Development & Crisis
Jubril why

lol..I Salute btw where you join

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LynnnCHI:
Many record breaking Yoruba men usually die in penury all due to their philandering ways with several women.Its almost difficult not hearing about wealthy ones with several women and bastards all littered over the globe.How can a man such as this with unchallenged feat to this day end up dying like a common miscreant??!The love for women has always been the bane of wealthy westerners.Its one thing to be a womanizer,yet it's another to use caution when dealing with women.Share your diccck and not your sperm!

At the end he died wife less despite several he married.Penniless despite all the international endorsement,homeless in a paid rent despite all the foreign currency he had at his disposal even as a young under graduate.

The man lived flamboyant and died wretched.Thats why we need to be careful if the decision we make now and retrace our steps.Thats why I pity some guys wey dey kpash girls anyhow.I always warn my brothers.The time are really bad,wetin dey some slay queens body even them don't know they are demonic.


There's this guy I know to be a womanizer.Good looking but can sleep even with a man or skirt.Saw him last month looking frail like hiv patient.He looks some how,like something is drying him up.Something kept telling me he is hiv free and there is more than meets the eye.Just last week, I was about to enter my estate when I saw this lady standing at the gate.Immidiately our eye jammed,she looked t me in a daring way and I returned it.As I walked the street,I silently asked,"Why my spirit cold where this girl dey abi na snake she be?abi thunder wan cripple her?"

That night she came to my dream.I was untop of a building urinating.I knew I was urinating on someone,out of mischievous I looked down and saw her.She was looking up and visibly angry.I removed my gaze from her only to looked again and saw a cobra slittered away.....


I woke up and placed my hand on my heels!Ogbe!!!No wonder!And it's always been that girl he is no more womanizing!smh!its only God that can save that guy.

Saw them going to church together recently...Can you imagine the guts she has?Some pastors are spiritually blind.How can they not know what she represents?Well,those days I dey enter dey come out till I enter the one wey the pastor arrest me.

Are you male?
You self na Marine?

Ayoswit:
Oyibo sef. Some of my naija bros would have quietly whispered in his ear "guy abeg dis na my bank account number, just channel some money for me abeg, our govt don use hardship kill us, abeg bros no fail me"

I just dey laugh..

Pure Fact