MrsNwaAmaikpe:
All these hoes and baby-mama-wanna-be

wizkid dick is too samll for your expressway pussy......try frog voice a.k.a Davido



He will kill you just as he killed Tagbo

I hail you o

Tascom236:
Dem abokis too get brain....




Nl and their auto-correct na A.B.O.K.I I write, na northerners e deh show

Bro Ur head no correct.
I want laugh die

MODs make u repire d auto-correct.

One of a few.
Well articulated
Well explained with pictures

Are u sure ur a Nigerian lol.

But don't tell me you are done.
If not finish what u started.

Just lovely.

Chief Ottidex.

We alike..

But that aside start a blog or E-dairy
And do this regularly..you write well.
Bcoz who shares their intimate life on nairaland.

Ottidex.

Is anyone participating here?

Ottidex

Add 0701 496 7403

Lol good catch.

GraGra247:
Honestly I didn't see any 'girl' in that picture.

All I see are hardened street reprobates.

Wow

JerryAdams:


Whether u decide 2 travel on a pilgrimage tour (group tour , which could be d best provided it's a reputable tour agent/company with a long good standing with Israel i.e been in d business of organising tours/pilgrimage 2 Israel without any bad record) or embarking on a personal vacation make sure u have d following:

1. Confirmed hotel reservation or an address in Israel covering ur stay (Note if u opt 4 d later this could arouse suspicion and u'll ve 2 explain ur relationship with d person which could most likely be verified with d person separately and any discrepancies in both ur responces could be catastrophic, and this could attract also a spotlight in2 ur host immigration history which would be checked , if d person is an illegal it would mean bye-bye Ben Gurion and welcome Murtala Mohammed not just 4 u but 4 d person as well).

2. Enough cash (BTA) which would sustain u irrespective of where u'd stay e.g if ur intending 2 stay 4 lets say 2 weeks make sure u have an average of about $50 a day 2 spend , u might be asked 2 show proof of ur finances.

3. Plzzzzz don't go carrying with u all ur property especially if 4 example u're telling d immigration officer ur staying 4 only 2wks. I advise u not 2 carry with u a diary/address book filled with names n phone contacts (it attract suspicion that u may not be returning), so save all contacts in2 ur e-mail draft/file b4 travelling. Do not attempt 2 hide anything inside ur shoe/underwear or write on d inside of ur belt.

4. Do not go carrying ur credentials/Certs/CV or any kind of documentations (including bundles of photos of love ones, 1 of ur wife/children in ur wallet is enough) u don't require 4 a holiday. Do not carry any Id/bank cards with a different name/date of birth from what's on ur passport.

5. Make sure ur travel passport ve not been stamped with 'a denied entry' in2 another country, or 'overstayed stamp' in any country. Make sure also that u have never used that passport in2 any Islamic country .

6. Listen attentively 2 questions ur asked n take ur time b4 answering , u could be asked d same question in 5 different ways/time just 2 source u out just make sure ur answers remain d same. If u don't understand anything ask them 2 explain further/repeat what they say. Do not panic even if ur called aside after all d questioning n then referred 2 another snr security agent who might ask u same questions , just remain calm but, ask why ur treated like that/being delayed n express ur disappointment but be very subtle. Hold ur own when talking 2 any immigration officer , it's OK 2 be pleasant but don't be too nice or a 'yes Sir/Ma' kind of guy as if ur begging 2 be allowed in2 their country. Always let them know ur there 2 spend money in their economy and their citizens in ur county are treated with utmost respect therefore u demand d same.

7. Try n get a travel insurance covering ur trip , it would go 2 show that should u require a medical emergency, u wouldn't be needing their govt's help

8. Most importantly, u should be able 2 demonstrate 2 d clearance officer that u have strong ties back in ur home country that would make u want 2 leave after ur holiday e.g Family (wife n kids), work (it would be no harm telling people ur working with ur going on a say 2wks holiday and carry with u letter from work stating ur on ur vacation). Make sure if they decide 2 phone whether ur wife or employer d answer they would be giving them is d same u'd have also supplied.

9. Research and be able 2 tell them places/site of interest u'll hope 2 visit.

Pls be also aware that u may not even be asked a single question n be allowed in. The above is an extensive list just in case of a worst case scenario.

Well said.. Can I call u 7 voyages of simba.

aribwoe:
Eya

How do you conduct business?

homesteady:


Where did you get your certificate from? Because I know LASU isn't an aeronautic school and you are a student of LASU.

Bro ur harsh..let him dream a Lil

Oh OK. Portuguese shouldn't be dat difficult..its a sexy language..just need to practice with locals.

Have a swell time there.
(wish I could travel right now.no power supply for a while now)

KreativGenius:






So why is Ogun State governor spending millions of dollars in procuring a low range anti missile defense system ?

Are you kidding.which ogun state is that?
Or u mean ritual missile lol

[quote author=tashashiel post=62123755]honestly bru... i have been here in Mozambique for about a year and some months, there was darkness for four times throughout this year... light is common here bro, [/quotel]

That's good..Naija doesn't help matters.Are a student there. How do manage with language barriers..

Queenlovely:
Nigeria youths don't wish for these luxuries. It would come at the right time. In this world money will come to you for your effort. Money is just a reward for creating value. When you work to improve the lives of others, everything you want will come to you.
Bet 9ja will not make you rich, crime will not make you rich, Hardwork will not make you rich, ritual killing will not make you rich

don't chase money, money should chase you.

So wat do want us to do pls
Bcoz everything will not make us rich

tashashiel:
But am in Mozambique, and my watsapp still working?

Mozambique.interesting am sure it's better than Naija.
Atleast they have electricity rite

OtemSapien:
Lol. I understand the topic to mean SIX REASON WHY YOU NEED A SCAMMER IN YOUR LIFE.

I wonder how a homosapien would need a pastor in his life when the word pastor itself has degenerated into the words 'womanizor' 'thief' etc, such that we now have Thief Big Joshua, Womanizor Suleiman, Thief Adebole, Thief Oledepo and co.

You funny
Stay awake

P. S. Do u have any prove

shophut:
To ALL comrades supporting NYRP

So far we have only been able to capture data from Thirty-eight (38) intending representatives. See analysis below.

Also i want to make a suggestion to @Ourchoice and other concerned comrades

Creating a thread for members to indicate interest in representing NYRP not a bad idea, but my points are
(a) Do you actually know these people?
(b) Are you just going to pick people to represent each state without any tangible information about the person
(c) How are you going to deal with situation where there is a sabotage or deviation from the main cause NYRP is for?

What is killing Nigeria today is because it started on a wrong foundation. If we ply this route then be rest assured that we have taken the wrong path as well. I am NOT implying the forms i created must be used but NYRP should have some form of data for its members #Justconcerned

After today i am pulling down the forms. Even the admin issues that were raised nothing has been done about it. It seems decisions in NYRP are being taken by a few and that can certainly NOT be what the youths of Nigeria want. I will NOT be a part to such a movement that does not consider decisions from others. Good luck to the cause of NYRP.

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You on point my friend.
For asking more questions on how this group is supposed to be run.

But I have a feeling you.Yourself have the answers to the particular questions you outlined☺
Even if they are ideas in ur head.
Why not share them n if it will move the group forward.
Just my 2cents.
BTW did u create the form yourself. (good job)

Mr Fred.

dunkem21:
This man eats miserly..

He won't spend so much on feeding..

He understands that resources are scarce and he won't loot our economy..


Let's try him

No thunder go fire u..
It doesn't same old fools they keep coming back to rule.
Argentina ion tire

DutchBruh:

We need Davido,Wizkid ,Tuface to embrace the project.

Nigeria see ur youth.. Bcoz wizkid has economic plan.

All of us need to growup..

Appleyard:


You are correct, just that the rebellion is already unfolding before our very eyes. The US hegemony has never been challenged this much as it is now since the fall of the Iron curtain and the end of the cold War in 1990.

Just follow the prophecy and you would understand. The US will continue to hold sway in global politics but Gog and Magog (which are the spiritual name for China and Russia) and their allies will reawake and that's what we are witnessing right now. China is already taking over economically and the Russian Bear has awakened, been grieved militarily to the extent that it now checkmate the US unrivaled global dominance. The pieces are fitting together quietly.

But as it were in World War 1 and World War 2, so shall it be on the road leading to World War 3. It took the assassination of prominent figures to cause the two previous World Wars, and this coming 3rd World d War will follow the same pattern.

The stage is already set and is playing out in the middle east.

But the real spark will come from the Balkans. Look for Alois Irlmaier's prophecy on ww3 and you will understand better.

Brother, we have but a short time.

Everything is OK. Except WW2 wasn't caused because
Of an assassination.

Read on bro

9japrof:
You lose 100% of the shots you never take, besides desperate times calls for desperate measures.

For those criticizing the guy, have you cos of desperation done something that reduced your esteem but has to be done to stay alive, eat food or even start a business.

Walk in someone's shoes before you criticize. We all do not have the same grace.

Modified

Abeg Seun, Mynd44 and other mods, abeg make una find way clean this "I believe that there is no god/God but Allah and Muhammad is His Prophet." from my profile. I no go comment for Muslim threads again ooo

I be Christian ooo, this una oath wey una give us to swear, I no know say e get implications, abeg I no swear for una again, sorry I wouldn't swear again

Baba u re funny I laugh die.
When u dry swear you no no..
Now u dey beg lol. Peace.

I agree with you my friend..

But the whiteman is devil(tired to write)

Well clearly you have looked around the world USA,germany etc.. To see

But I challenge u to look more to Africa..(not naija) we re silly..

What gay's Wat u think?

NYRP: Has a ring to it. But bro you should state ur mission n vision.

Understand that everyone from (late) Fela to president Buhari knows Nigeria is bad that's why he travels overseas for better healthcare.

I usually don't comment here but will commend u even just for writing this..

Nigeria as its stands is corrupt n ugly..The youths don't even know themselves..nobody cares..pastors n imams are like God's.. What am trying to say is that Ur baby vision is good it's what we need n shld allow it grow.. But bro U have no idea what dealing with Nigeria will test u..i don't think u strong enough( I might b wrong) but imagine a country has oil but imports oil..we do the wrong things all the time too numerous to name..

Well we can't be this forever so we need thoughts like urs.. So think it through..


P. S.all those using words like Comrade n Revolution need to know the gravity of the words.

Thanks.

Newboss:
These backward people have carried their nonsense overseas?

I wonder what she will do when she sees 2 men kissing passionately.

Now who is backwards..are u not part of the ppl..
BTW gay is not new