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thesicilian:
https://amp.theguardian.com/books/2018/jun/12/einsteins-travel-diaries-reveal-shocking-xenophobia

Read and be enlightened. Don't expect any other reply, should you choose to quote me again. I usually don't have enough time to reply stupid, unintelligent comments.

Fine cause you are a learned ignoramus.

Einstein was human and made observations and that reduced him to being racist??

Is Nigeria not a shithole.. Should he write that down,then u reduce him.

Use ur time to really observe.What he did and how he lived.

Wetin concern me self.

thesicilian:
He wouldn't do that if he knew that guy Einstein was a profound racist

Ignoramus

ladyF:
Please where can I learn barbing?

Abi make i just go continue my search for bitcoin to buy jejely.. Check my signature.. Best rate always.

It's LadyF again.

I hope this BTC no go fall we hand o.

Abeg have you got Neo (from China)

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skarlett:
Nairaland

Hmm so where can I get the picture from

(in NL)

skarlett:
Undisputed World Best

Hey where did u get this picture from..

It's crazy good

IamD18:
TWO QUICK THOUGHTS.

First; Your friends are jealous of you because you met a rich lady who was plain and straightforward enough to fvck you on the first date without forming and pretending. FACT!

>If she's cheap, you are cheaper: A lady financially transported you from Lagos state to Rivers state just to count census on your preeeq, you node shame?


She paid for your flight, lodged you in a hotel, took care of you on her bills, she didn't even sleep there with you but had to come the next day to visit you probably because she couldn't stoop so low and your friends had the guts to tag her cheap.

Bruv,be sincere, between you and the lady, who's cheap?

Savage

Eye opener.

Are u a lawyer pls..

Probably one of those Feminist..i dey go

dotun4luv:
OK, here is how to hack dream league soccer i n case sha.

https://www.gadgetswright.com/dream-league-soccer

My Real G..

Lalas247:
see my bet biko ....
Lol

If you didn't need the money..

Would have given it to beggars na.

Nigeria straight win Bawo?

mighty2:
An unidentified allegedly retired Yahoo boy (internet fraudster), has reportedly confessed to making N1.80billion before retiring from cyber fraud business.
According to the report which is circulating on the internet, the former fraudster also exposed methods in which various scams and money rituals are carried out in Nigeria.
In recent times, there are rumours concerning how some internet fraudsters and money ritualists carry out their operations, and just to clear the air, the mystery billionaire separated the “truth” from the
“lies” in juju-infused money making.

Read the post in full below:
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“Ok as a former yahoo boy, I can say that some of this things are true and some are lies. You see that faeces thing is a lie! The faeces will be burnt so you can’t smell it anymore but it’s very potent because the person who has the the poo will die and this isn’t even for yahoo, it is blood money direct. Although if yahoo boy does it, it is automatic explosion for the person.

“Another one is that hating in public space. The babalawo is just trying to scam the yahoo boy thinking he won’t be able to do it. However, wiping of kitten (lady part) after intercourse is true. There is also one that you sleep and cvm inside the girl after bathing a soap and she won’t get pregnant again and if she does, she must miscarry. That one too is very potent and many slay queens have been used for this but they don’t know yet!
“Licking honey is a big fat lie. It can only work for one on one. It can’t work for someone overseas.

When I was active, the one I know that is 100% is the one that you tie the person’s picture with thread and bury it beside the grave of a person whose gender is same as the person you want to hit.

“After the person sends you money, you must buy ram and wear one tira round its neck. The ram will die overnight! A Lagos big girl that does aristo and uses this on senators actually took me to where I did this one and the lady has been mentioned online over and over again.
“The barking like a dog is true , the one day madness is true and trust me you want to know the process.

So many girls have been blacklisted in Dubai because of boys. They will take her to Dubai, have her open account with her details and collect her card and checkbook. When fraud is detected, the girl becomes wanted but she doesn’t know till when she goes back to Dubai and end up in jail.

“All these stuff aren’t exclusive to yahoo boys as it has been around since…yahoo boys just started adding it to business. Lastly many people do rituals and claim yahoo when it is not yahoo. I actually did tax return and dating and made over N1.8 billion and then stopped. God forgive me!”

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More Here: http://kunlexwap.nextwapblog.com/retired-yahoo-boy-reveals-ritual-methods-speaks-on-eating-poo-running-mad.html

I don't understand this part..

Another one is that hating in public space. The babalawo is just trying to scam the yahoo boy thinking he won’t be able to do it.

Who does?

dmexy33:
When ever a person ventures into ritualistic activities he seizes to be what he used to be.
When a normal business man ventures into money rituals he is no longer a businessman but a ritualist as goes for every profession.
When people say yahoo yahoo they think its easy, in real life, ritual aside, if there are 100 yahoo boys in a room only 15 will make it because the game is all about luck.
Now the one you call yahoo plus is not yahoo yahoo anymore. The rituals will give you money in different ways that you no longer need to sit behind a laptop. Some people might injest live snakes which enables them vomit money at will, some use dwarfs, some make convenants with water spirits (every flowing water body has a spirit (s), and a chief priest) that's why many people go mad when they can't keep their end of the deal with the spirit.
So you must understand that these ritualistic ways are not limited to yahoo boys alone, Lawyers, doctors, business men, footballers, politicians all engage it such acts.

You seem to know alot

ZirdoRoray:
A real man doesn't run away from the fight. Instead he faces it head on and conquers. To do this, cross your heart and listen to your head.
1.) Pretend to forgive her.
2.) Keep her as a Bleep buddy and if you start having feelings for her again (because this can happen), keep a side chic to keep your head straight and your head it correct, you will be fucking the side chic almost for free.
3.) Bleep the hell out of your wife everyday but always insists on contraceptives. If she doesn't want to, blackmail into it. Tell her using contraceptives proves she has repented.
4.) Use the opportunity to get the divorce certificate, if she is scared, convince her you love her.
5.) Play on her feelings and Scheme a way of getting money from her to start and profitable business that will take care of both your expenses. Or anyway you think you can get good cash from her without her getting suspicious. Remember you gonna be paying child support for a long time.
6.) When you have gotten enough goodies from her and have a good escape plan, Hire a prostitute and bring the Slut to your house. Make sure your wife catches you in the act. Beg her to forgive, that you're still feeling hurt. Make sure you get away from that scene fast because women can be dangerous in that scenario. Keep pleading with her that you will never do it again. If she forgives you, bring another slut again to your house and let her catch you in the act again or you if you're sharp. You can do this with her close friend and some with a close relationship with her.
7.) By this time she will be seeking divorce.
Bros that's how to get your revenge.
If you really want to forgive her, remember she has probably been fucking her Boss all through the 3 years you have been with her and only got courageous about it when you went broke. Every Human being knows at the bottom of their heart that they cannot have genuine respect again for a partner who once cheated them. You'll always be suspicious one way or another.

I feel you bro.. If all men were this shallow

This girl's for Don get sense..

Sell this advice to a movie director..Use Jim Iyke.

swaggprofessor:
Ur write up is hard to comprehend. Bros if u know u cant post a simple comprehensive write up for us to read and advice u on how to solve the problem at hand then pls dont post any jibberrish u can get advice from ur neighbors. u'll confuse us with trying understand what the heck u trying to say afterwards we will comfuse ourselves in trying think constructively on how to help u solve ur problem mtchewwww. i am done trying, Am out!!!!!

I too know

You probably slow

austyn0:
This life sha...

Lol where did you get this.Picture story from..

Following..

Where are all the Lazy Nigerian Youths...

Come,Connect and give details about your dream investments.

I know most will want to start Betting Shop no??

HeWrites:


You sha wan let your post reach Frontpage.. No Wahala

What does one Gain when your story reaches front page.

Money? Fame?

ChiefAzubuike:
Just look at them. Innocent, beautiful, cleanliness, virgins, good morals and hospitality. A true reflection of the Igbo culture and tribe.

I'm Igbo but am Laughing

kennykg:
For example I got the lpo order to supply cashew nuts but I don't have sufficient funds to execute the contract or I need more money for the delivery to move faster since I can delivery multiple times to meet up with the deadline am given or to take advantage of the current market price. I would find an investor to join either as a passive partner with just cash or as an active investor with cash and also join in the execution of the contract ( going together to where the farmer is to buy , transport , delivery and etc) . That's where the 3rd party comes in
At the completion of the contract or on each delivery you share the profit as you earlier agreeded.

If you able to complete all delivery before the deadline you get more offer to deliver more since you already exceeded their expectations and you would be on the top listing for other contracts where by at the end of the month for example you end up making more than 10% profit on your investment and if the market favours you and the price of the good drops more profit to you cause you would still be paid the amount you agreed on.

If the farmer doesn't load up to a ton of what you requested you only pay for what is loaded since you both there to inspect. You can't pay for what you don't get..

In all pray to God ( for favour) , apply common sense ( be smart) , have trust ( risk)

No guts no glory

Made sense..drop your what'sapp.

kennykg:
Not that they can't pay but most prefer payment made on delivery . you get paid immediately ,within 24 hours or the terms of payment you initially agreed on as soon as the good has be reinspected and confirmed you delivered the required product . you know Nigerians can be funny .
For example
You paid for 1 ton of dried cashew nuts from kogi state which you checked and confirmed but getting to Lagos where it should be offloaded the cashew nuts may not be 1 ton anymore due to theft , wet nuts may have been mixed with it while in transit , the seller can't decide not to delivery after been paid fully , etc .
So that's why...
The companies have more than enough capital to pay for the product cause it what they use and need...

But where do a 3rd party come-in?

Like in ur example..lets say the farmer doesn't load up to a ton for the buyer.. So what happens?

[quote author=kennykg post=68182387]Take a trip to the agric thread you would see alot of demands for agrictural produce like soyabeans, charcoal, moringa, cashew nuts, supply of fresh cassava to companies and co but guess what?
most cant meet up cant meet up cause the buyer would only pay on deliver and they dont have the capital to..
You just ave to find a trust worthy or risk worthy one to partner with as a passive or active investor.


If I have the links ? Yes
If it's Free? No
If am trust worthy ? You decide


You still need to explain more..
Why will companies not be able to pay for their goods?

Dyt:
Lol
What could I have done?

Yh
Its Ramadan
We have to let somany things pass by even if its not the holy month we should forgive so we can move ahead

Bless ur heart..

More food on ur table.

You be Sure lady..

I can't even believe ur a Nigerian Lady..

As far as am concerned..everyone can be scammed.

Girls dey scam me everyday

aieromon:
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Me am just laughing..no I'm crying

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Happy Born Day.. If am not too late..

Take Care.

Spaxon:
In the 21st Century, It is believed that men and women are constantly trying to find their right match, or more like “perfect partner”. While all we are trying to look for is someone who only compliments about our personality Not who we can share our good or bad news with. Should that be the case? Absolutely not.

Being in the shoes of someone is yet different as love can never be defined easily it takes so many challenges that are being faced by both the mates. These points can make you find your girl easily and if you find the one with all these qualities then it’s congratulations, you’ve found the one!

‘She’s beautiful, and therefore to be wooed; She is woman, and therefore to be won.’ – Shakespeare.

No Lady will fake this 10 Points..... Even if she does it won't take long....
Oga Lalasticlala come and read o

1. IF SHE BELIEVES IN YOU



Love is something that makes any wise man, insane and beautiful women, ugly… It depends on us how we deal with it. Being loved by someone is a very beautiful feeling. You all need a girl that believes in you and supports you in any matter.

Remember love can make you do things reaching extremes from both sides, This can be constructive as well as destructive too. Choose your girl wisely, Choose the one who sees a hero in you and would do anything to keep you motivated.

2. IF SHE KNOWS HOW TO DECREASE YOUR ANGER

Everyone in the world can get angry, It’s normal; we all have different lengths to our toleration can persist. It’s easy for the ones who are chill but if anyone is short-tempered then it won’t help. Your girlfriend’s way of dealing with you while you are angry may matter a lot. If she knows how to deal with your anger instead of being annoyed, you have found the right person, my friend.



This can be her greatest quality if she can bring you down from the “I’m going to leave you” state to “I love you” state. If she can understand you and keep quiet listening to you then that’s a blessing.

3. IF SHE TRUSTS YOU

Nowadays, It is quite easy to get know about a person’s life by either visiting their timeline or by going through the WhatsApp statuses they write. But if we look closely, these things hit relationships in a very hard manner. Lack of trust can be as harmful as the poison of the snake.



Also, it can take more time to earn someone’s trust but trust is like a glass.It can be easily be broken. While trust is the very beautiful thing to have, it is more adorable if your lover has it in” you”. It’s very fortunate to have someone in life who can completely trust you with everything. If your girl trusts you and wishes well for you. You are a lucky guy.

4. IF SHE COMPLEMENTS YOUR HUMOUR

Humor is what girls are attracted to, in most cases seen the guys with good humor have the better understanding with their girls. Different girls react differently to the joke you crack during your daily routine.



When you are in a relationship with a girl, there a lot of things that count. These things determine whether or not you should carry on your relationship for a long term. If she goes crazy when you crack a joke, and well, if she adds sugar to the joke you made, she is a keeper, Never let her go, She is yours for a lifetime.

5. IF SHE SHARES YOUR TASTE IN MUSIC, MOVIES, ETC;

Boredom can fade away by listening to your favorite song or by watching your favorite movie and if all these things can be done with your lover then it adds up more value to it. A good relationship requires valuable time together. You can often go to the cinemas if girl has the same choice as you. When it comes to films, music, and TV shows these things will matter because in your long run you both will be doing these things frequently.



6. IF SHE DOESN’T APPLY ‘ELASTIC BAND THEORY’

The famous movie “Men are from are Mars, Women are from Venus” by John Gray depicts a concept called “Elastic Band Theory”, Men need their space and sometimes it can be huge. Women should treat them like rubber-bands. For say, When men need space they go way far away just like when  you stretch a rubber-band. Then, When they’re gone they start to realize their girl’s value more and more. It’s just the same as when you stretch the band, the faster it will come back together from both sides.



7. IF SHE MAKES YOU ACT, NOT JUST DREAM

Behind every successful man, there is a woman, You’ve been hearing for a long time that men are dreamers, If your girl can put off all the breaks and wakes you up with energy that you can achieve your dreams into reality.



Some people are blessed with the ones who make them awaken with all the energy to accomplish their ambitions. What reward would it bring to your girl? You will be the one achieving all your dreams, Your happiness will be her reward. She is not a stone to be thrown away from your life.

8. IF SHE RESPECTS YOUR FAMILY

Taking your girl to lunch sometime with your family is a good idea. If she gets some good laughs around the corner, your parents will like her & even your siblings may enjoy her company. Then seriously! She is precious and you should care about her smile.



These days, when many families have their highly selective choice criteria that make dating unpredictable. You never know if your family will ignore the fact that your girl doesn’t mind the stains on your shirt or likes to do laundry in the middle of night. Therefore, If she plays the family card right and everyone in your family ends up liking her, genuinely keep her.

9. IF SHE RESPECTS YOUR PRIVACY

We all have one that friend who got lost somewhere when he found a girlfriend for himself. Girls are like devils-with-horns who cuff their boyfriends up to a pole and don’t let them come out from their rooms. It depends on both the boy and girl to decide about their privacy and freedom.



In most cases seen, girls are possessive, they persuade their men to spend the golden(spare) time with them. That we should call an excessive love and care, but it’s not healthy. Everyone in this world needs some time for themselves, So, if your girl understands that and lets you have some “Friendly time” with your buddies, then your girl is an Angel sent by God.

10. IF SHE FIGHTS YOUR BAD INTENTIONS

You might want to quit smoking but can’t because it’s just too hard and you’ve been doing it for a long time and can’t find the strength to do it but then this amazing girl comes along and changes everything. Sometimes, It’s a matter of your intentions. Your intentions can lead you to get the best in you but then, your girl comes along and makes space in your head, heart, and soul and then your realize that you can easily fight those demons.



11. IF SHE EXPOSES YOU TO INTELLECTUAL THINGS

You might think why I added this here. Well.. when your girl exposes you to things like new books that make you think of things you never thought before. Or to poetry that can make you feel the different emotions or even to music that you never knew you would like so much you are required to keep her in your life because she is creating good sources for you to build your character even more stronger than ever.



If you take books for example; Last Saturday, you answered one diplomatic thing that others can’t and will make you well-known among people. These things may seem to be boring but there is always more than that which meets the eye and it is helpful for you in a long-run.

CONCLUSION:

Being in the shoes of someone is yet different as love can never be defined easily it takes so many challenges that are being faced by both the mates. Well, These points can make you find your girl easily and if you find the one with all these qualities then it’s congratulations, you’ve found the one!.............

I HOPE. THIS HELPS

cc:
Tosyne2much
Dre11
Naijaboiy
Lalasticlala
Obinoscopy
Mynd44
Source: http://sarcasm.club/if-a-girl-does-these-11-things-marry-her-now/

Good write up..

Over to you ma.which is most important?