debygrin:
guy no be jamb oo.. Na Normal university exam

Oh sowie abt dat....wat sch is dat coz I tot d semester just begun

No worry nah wen u av to sit at home fr anoda year dats wen ur eyes will open

Abeg jor...sumtin we I no fit withdraw even afta Makin $13 more

TomiSwag:
Lol... This is hilarious! You're all still struggling to get to stage 200.

Leave am nah new blood Dy worry am.....we wey Dy 500 no even Dy mak mouth

Nygma:

If there was a god,humanity wouldn't be this shitty.

If God shul interfere wit our everyday life no one will survive

True tlk...to know ha real face carry ha go swimming pool or a beach d water go change color wen she entas

ROFL

Modified:
FTC afta several years of patience....whr is my prize?!

Saw dis pic on FB n decided to bring it to nairaland......e b lyk say hm village pple dn hang his picture fr tree

Uni abuja

Test driller
available both on Android n pc

None of dem

B ofcos.....even d Bible says remuv d stick in ur eye B4 remuv d log in anoda persons eye

Plz add 08166769713

I dn tire oo...nah always one game Dy cut my ticket

from dat kin sweat....u go know say nah either maths or further maths

~ABCD~

6

Whr do I sign up?!...hope say cash prize dy

dessz:
guys, this year may was the second jamb I wrote and fortunately I made it 233. now, my big sis was checking my paper and saw a blunder I made.
when I was writing my jamb I forgot what I got in geography in waec. so the man gave me the paper to go write it at home.I wrote it and gave him.
fast forward, 3 days later during reprinting.the man while imputing my data saw I didn't write my waec exam number.he asked me why and I told him I did not see any space where I was told to write it(i didn't know cos in my first jamb my sis did almost everything for me). the man then told me not to worry that the number is irrelevant.

so today my sis was checking it and became shocked that I didn't write my exam number. she started telling me that I have to find a way to input that number.

please fellow Nlanders do I really need to input it, if yes how do I do it. please I need your help.

Omo guy u dn put fear fr my bdy o....
Whr do I check to c if I put waec exam no

Wetn we gt fr naija nah go to prison, cum out n b successful..eg soyinka

Omo dy go finish d data in one day....pesin wey no Dy download movie of 1gb, go use wifi download dat of 10gb

Omisport01:
There is one WORD the whole world know and understand


Get it right get urslf #50k


Get it wrong u pay me #50k


So think well before u play

So if u are ready set.....go.... ..game

War is d word

Consray:
I went to my friend's house to check on her, since her phone wasn't going through.so when i got there i knocked on the door and her mum was the one who came out to answer, so i agreed her and wanted to ask if Amanda was around and i don't know how this word came out of my mouth "is Amanda Alive". And since then i have been in trouble.......

Ur village pple carry ur mata fr head lyk g/nut...

Mariinee post=5917y6255:
Smh
Come,lemme rape you

Me slf I go lyk b raped o....whr u Dy stay

Isaolamide:


Depend on your course.
But with that , I think you can get any course be it MBBS

It's MBBS

Is 274 ok fr merit list!?

jnfoage:
A ball is projected obliquely with velocity 49m/s strike the ground at a distance 245m from the point of projection, for how long was the ball in air?

Ryt and 5.90secs

jnfoage:
A ball is projected obliquely with velocity 49m/s strike the ground at a distance 245m from the point of projection, for how long was the ball in air?

1.57secs

jnfoage:
This was a question a math professor of mine would ask physics students at their Ph.D. oral exam, but it doesn’t really involve any advanced physics. The question: when we look in a mirror, left and right are swapped - that is, our image’s left hand is our right hand, etc. Why aren’t up and down swapped?

Whoever answers this correctly has two points.

Op abeg check my ansa I get an now