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Infinity blade! the graphics alone is worth the 1gig, gameplay is mad sick too

where's ALHAJ HARAM? they murdering ur people here mahn
Nigerians! buncha self-hating blooded furks

NIGERIAN'S!


https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-760981.0.html -  Ghana Overtakes Nigeria In Fraud. Case In Point: Kweku Adoboli

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-760772.0.html -  Ghanaian Rogue Trader Cost UBS $2Billion Dollars? Ghana Outdoes Nigeria

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-760479.0.html -  "west African" Brit Costs Ubs Bank $2bn

I'm sure all three posters knew they'd make the front page, surely having GHANA in their topic, its like

3 different topics, Ghana surely makes y'all tick

Larrylarex:
Some says that the Yorubas are the most educated, others argued that it was the Igbos, what do you think since it seems obvious that the Hausas are not interested in education?

I see a bit of toaskarity in u, tht fool sucks in english just like u, if not more than u poster

can u imagine

and they say Ghanaian's be faking they accent , U these "SHON SHON" people, SMH! Nigerians sef.

lagerwhenindoubt:
It is a Nigerian accent after you have eaten two hot plates of indomie chicken noodles with a lot of pepper.

[quote author=k.o.n.y link=topic=759141.msg9141544#msg9141544 date=1315952967]theres alot of american accents. Which one are you talking about?[/quote]CLASSICS

Toaskarity:
^^^ look at this slow ghanaian spewing rubbish! your last posts show who you are! get off! by the way, correct yourself about Nigeria - Ghana bashing! nothing like that! we have[b] a lot to worry[/b] than of ghana!

as for the topic! like i said before,get your f.u.c.king Bottom outta where you arent accepted! spend that[b] you [/b]money(which will be destroy [/b]over there) and fight mtn in Naija so that internet service will be cheaper and well circulated or countries like cameroun,senegal,ivorycoast are more friendly and wont hinder the success,
you can still overcome MTN if you got those countries!

this english language murderer won't stop polluting nairaland abi , your english sucks yet, u find urself [b]trying to throw insults at peeps.
if this is how u type it, only God knows how u'd speak it, u fat lips having ape

100% of your posts are abt Ghana; if u ask me , thts a lot coming from a fool who claims,he doesn't see Ghana on the world map.

as for u alj haram ! thanx for lambasting/soft punching Ghana on this thread, I leave u to the igbo's and yoruba's on nairaland lol
no hard feelings tho, mahn!

texazzpete:
Will you get off Samsung's nuts for once?
If you wanna buy a 5.3 inch phone, be my guest.

Nuts! We all know ur obsession with NUTS (just check his profile picture)
Btw, wtf is ur problem if 1 wants to get a 5.3 inch phone dude? Will it kill 1?
Now scram and Get off Ma NUTS

Toaskarity:
cos is not possible for now!

Toaskarity:
we will always put u in your positions when we finish colonising you guys the second time! fools! yes! showing[b] you has[/b] no city at all! infact no home! your bush is occupied by hypocrite animals so why should u even come up to the list of cities talkmore about liveable or not!

EMBECILE TOASKARITY! when wuz this first time u colonized Ghana , some Nigerians and their "fools paradise" pride SMH! u can't even put ur government in check yet, u have the nerve to talk abt colonizing another country , if u ain't below 20yrs, then *sorry* ur Mama raised a fool

keep 'em coming, u dolabriform-like headed beast

Residents of Cape Coast who gathered Thursday to witness a colourful ceremony to inaugurate a newly built Police Station were stunned when the Police presented a Nigerian couple arrested in the community for possessing human parts.

The suspects, 42-year-old Alhaji Bello and his 37-year-old wife, Fauzatu were picked up upon a tip off at Amosima, a farming community near Cape Coast.

Central Regional Police Commander, DCOP Andoh Kwofie told Joy FM’s central regional correspondent, Richard Kwadjo Nyarko that the body parts were concealed in a container in the suspects’ washroom.

Alhaji Bello is said to be a renowned herbalist in the area who provides services for numerous people including armed robbers.

When the police arrived at Alhaji’s house with an arrest warrant, according to DCOP Andoh Kwofie, Bello offered them bribe which they refused.

http://edition.myjoyonline.com/pages/news/201109/72226.php

Nigerian couple arrested with human parts


Residents of Cape Coast who gathered Thursday to witness a colourful ceremony to inaugurate a newly built Police Station were stunned when the Police presented a Nigerian couple arrested in the community for possessing human parts.

The suspects, 42-year-old Alhaji Bello and his 37-year-old wife, Fauzatu were picked up upon a tip off at Amosima, a farming community near Cape Coast.

Central Regional Police Commander, DCOP Andoh Kwofie told Joy FM’s central regional correspondent, Richard Kwadjo Nyarko that the body parts were concealed in a container in the suspects’ washroom.

Alhaji Bello is said to be a renowned herbalist in the area who provides services for numerous people including armed robbers.

When the police arrived at Alhaji’s house with an arrest warrant, according to DCOP Andoh Kwofie, Bello offered them bribe which they refused.

http://edition.myjoyonline.com/pages/news/201109/72226.php

why won't some Ghanaians complain

Toaskarity:
i will keep replying

^^^ this is epic , , shows how jobless u are and u have the balls to tell us Ghana ain't on your mind ,
fool! the mere mention of Ghana makes u tick. keep wasting your generator fuel on me , I'm touched as a matter of fact, say hi to generator city for me  


Oh, b4 I forget, to answer your Q, the best of Ghanaians (funny how he puts it, "best of Ghanaians" ):-
first country to gain independence in sub-sahara Africa
electricity 24/7
bombs don't go off
we don't hate on each other like your tribalistic selves
gentle and welcoming nation
we ain't the 114th worst place to live
, list goes on

NOW! reply to this toaskaritity and its a command

Toaskarity:
f.o.ol! what are you doing here! is there no technology forum in your home site! e.d.i.o.t

some KIDS! they never learn to grow up

poo is all over the front page nugga!!!! check it out, nugga! I ain't got time to be shixt up on y'all

"Lagos Is The World's 5th Most Unliveable City!"

keep fooling urself nugga!

y'all furks ain't left this thread alone

chew on this b!tches, lmao!!!!!!  y'all enjoy tht hell  of a place, sexiest accent ma GH arzz eww!!
I bet y'all are chatting on generators, cowards!

If you want high quality of living, your best bet is going “Down Under” or the “Great White North.”

That’s according to the Economist Intelligence Unit’s ranking of 140 cities worldwide that “quantifies the challenges that might be presented to an individual’s lifestyle,” according to the report.

At the bottom of the list:

130) Abidjan, Côte d'Ivoire
132) Tehran, Iran
133) Douala, Cameroon
134) Karachi, Pakistan
135) Tripoli, Libya
136) Lagos, Nigeria
137) Algiers, Algeria
138) Port Moresby, Papua New Guinea *
138) Dhaka, Bangladesh *
139) Harare, Zimbabwe

The “Arab Spring” has hurt livability ratings of cities in the Middle East and North Africa, with Tripoli – which has unraveled into street fighting in recent weeks – ranking among the worst cities for the first time (the survey was done in July, before the rebel assault).

[quote author=ELE-OVIE link=topic=748681.msg9047349#msg9047349 date=1314796534]Source: http://business.blogs.cnn.com/2011/08/31/the-worlds-most-livable-city-is/[/quote]

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ragdollz:
I had friends visiting RSA who claimed they were Malawian just so they could get to stay in a certain posh apartment

THANX FOR THE *in a typical Nigerian accent* CONFARMAYSHON/confirmation

ragdollz:
Music - We Rule

Movies - We Rule

[s]Fashion, Sports etc - We rule fu-cking Africa  [/s]

only if these cud stop your leaders from looting y'all in broad day light, try giving stable electricity for 1's in your damn lifetime , stop the bombings, stop your students from trooping into Ghana in search of better education, then, clap for urselves


*lets play serious here for a minute dude, na music,movies and fashion we go chop? like seriously

Steve Jobs quits as Apple chief

Mr Jobs had been on his third medical leave since announcing his cancer diagnosis seven years ago
Apple founder Steve Jobs has resigned as chief executive of the technology giant and will be replaced by its chief operating officer Tim Cook.

Mr Jobs, who underwent a liver transplant following pancreatic cancer, said he could no longer meet his chief executive's duties and expectations.

The Silicon Valley legend will become chairman of the firm.

The 55-year-old has been on medical leave for an undisclosed condition since 17 January.

In a short letter to the board of Apple, Mr Jobs wrote: "I have always said if there ever came a day when I could no longer meet my duties and expectations as Apple's chief executive, I would be the first to let you know.

"Unfortunately, that day has come. I hereby resign as chief executive of Apple.

"I believe Apple's brightest and most innovative days are ahead of it. And I look forward to watching and contributing to its success in a new role.

"I have made some of the best friends of my life at Apple, and I thank you all for the many years of being able to work alongside you."

Apple board member Art Levinson paid tribute to Mr Job's contribution to the company: "Steve's extraordinary vision and leadership saved Apple and guided it to its position as the world's most innovative and valuable technology company."

'Hugely successful'

Analysts said the move was not unexpected, and would have little impact on the day-to-day running of the company.

"Steve is [still] going to be able to provide the input he would do as a chief executive," said Colin Gillis at BGC Financial.

"But Tim has been de facto chief executive for some time and the company has been hugely successful. The vision and the roadmap is intact."

Nor will customers see any real difference, analysts said.

"At the end of the day, consumers don't buy products from Apple because they're from Steve Jobs, they buy them because they meet their needs and they're good products, and they'll continue to do that," Michael Gartenberg from Gartner told the BBC.

However, Apple shares slid more than 5% in after-hours trading, suggesting that some investors were less confident of the company's prospects without Mr Jobs at the helm.

Mr Jobs is widely seen as the creative force that has driven Apple to become one of the world's biggest companies.

Thanks to innovative and hugely popular products such as the iPod, the iPhone and more recently the iPad, Apple has become one of the most sought after brands in the world.

In the three months to the end of June, the company made a profit of $7.3bn on revenues of $28.6bn. It sold more than 20 million iPhones in the period and 9.25 million iPads.

The company recently became the valuable US firm after its market capitalisation overtook that of oil company Exxon Mobil.

Revolutionary products

Mr Jobs started Apple in the 1970s and its Macintosh computers became hugely popular in the 1980s.

In 1985, Mr Jobs left the company after falling out with colleagues, only to return in 1996 and begin Apple's transformation by launching the colourful iMac computer.

The iPod, which revolutionised the personal music-player market and spawned myriad copycat devices, was launched in 2002 and lay the foundations for the company's success over the past decade.

Next came the iPhone, which similarly revolutionised the smartphone market, while the iPad confounded some initial scepticism to prove hugely popular.

Many versions of these products have been launched while Mr Jobs has been on medical leave, and new versions that have been planned for months will not be affected by his departure, analysts said.

"In the near term, at least the next two three years, Apple will continue to have a fantastic run because it's got its entire roadmap in place which will continue to work seamlessly," Manoj Menon at Frost and Sullivan told the BBC.

Toaskarity:
i wonder what  makes me care about a country that is not up to the population of  a tribe in naija!

your English stinks more than Mr. Ibu's boots, just read through your sentence up there (BTW, I get what u tryna put across tho) this is your homework toaskaritytyty

Toaskarity:
Now is  ghanians trying to hate with the above words or love! ( remember you first talked about hatred),

now I get it, your singular & plural are both dead

Toaskarity:
as for this:** i cant stop laughing  pls continue to show how you suffer fom DEMENTIA! 

make luv to your new found word, u deserve it
btw, hope electricity is on point in your crib,area,state

ragdollz:
one day Ghanaians worldwide will start claiming they are Nigerians, or that they are right next door to Nigeria 

Sorry mate, u too late, Nigerians have been claiming they are Ghanaians since year 2000 , where tha furk have u been? Mars
check & see who's going where more nugga

“Hate it or love it, the underdog's on top and I'm gonna shine homie, until my heart stop”
50 cent-hate it or love it

^^^how different is what u posted up there from my post? >>>

otumfour:
Africans from Nigeria (89.1 percent), Ghana (85.9 percent), Botswana (84.7 percent), and Malawi (83 percent) were the most likely to report having a high school degree or higher. Those born in Cape Verde (44.8 percent) and Mauritania (60.8 percent) were the least likely to report having completed a high school education.[16]
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/African_immigration_to_the_United_States

Ghanaian immigrants arrive with educational statistics similar to Nigerian Americans and other relatively successful African Immigrants. This is attributable to Ghana's coastal location and British colonization which created an English speaking school system. Although the numbers are small, Ghanaians are well represented in universities across the country. Schools such as Cornell, the University of Pennsylvania, and Stanford University have groups specifically devoted to Ghanaian students, in addition to general African student associations.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ghanaian_American
now, this is coming from the same site and if these trivial stats gets your dumb azz Nigerian blood pumping then, u'z a pig.

Toaskarity:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nigerian_American

^^^ ask urself this, how has this helped the Nigerian economy, power sector et al?

Toaskarity:
so this is the best you can do? kudos! u really did a good job bt i would like you to try more.thank God, there arent any lie up there so im still on the point which is more important to me than those typos(i wrote with a phone).pls someone help him laugh in making himself a fool!! not here, i think the ghanaweb can help you 

oh no he didn't hit me wit tha phone excuse , we all do make mistakes in typing but, that post of urs had "past tense" rap/ing the "present tense" and "plural" banging "singular" like a war torn area , typed wit tha fon ma arrzz
stfu u english rap/ist toaskarity *what a name he got too*

Toaskarity:
my guy, what you said is just true but thank God, nigerians[b] has [/b]grown up and few due reply to their ignorant, for me they are too small to face nigeria wrath ! they say we  are illitrate but nigerian student are the highest africans in america followed by kenyans,   instead of this guys to worry about their own country they are there singing  about nigeria, jubilating about nigeria failures,this ppl will call every rich nigeria scammers even soyinka and chinua on internet(which makes me mad atimes),  anyway i dont want to derail this thread though i have already done that, op forgive me , 

and as for u shesi and co, i decides to ignore u guys cos it seems u dont know the root of the whole thing! the person who starts it only made mentioned  ;Dof how the ghanian emerg because she couldnt make it in usa,and he was making complaint of what some sensible ghanians have already done(condeming it as it might be seen to be an inferiority complex), if u guys wants a thread about nonsense bashing of both countries, go to your countries website as its the best place for it and continue with your nonsense over there,  i have never seen any person talk poo about ghanians here instead they make complaint of what they do(just like other african countries)/even glorify them,

back to the topic:i will go for the angola

typical case of dashing a monkey banana , I just can't stop laughing

Toaskarity:
they say we  are illitrate but nigerian student are the highest africans in america followed by kenyans,

^^ I'm finding it very difficult reading meaning into this rubbish but , I guess u referring to this>> 
>>
Africans from Nigeria (89.1 percent), Ghana (85.9 percent), Botswana (84.7 percent), and Malawi (83 percent) were the most likely to report having a high school degree or higher. Those born in Cape Verde (44.8 percent) and Mauritania (60.8 percent) were the least likely to report having completed a high school education.[16]
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/African_immigration_to_the_United_States

Toaskarity:
they say we  are illitrate but nigerian student are the highest africans in america

with fools like u trooping all over the world and all the filthy garbage u typing on here, why won't they say so the nerve. thank GOD u ain't part of the so-called "highest africans in america"  lmao!!!!!!!!!!!

Nigerians Nigerians Nigerians!!!! smh the good 1's are very good but, the bad 1's are very very baaad (notice the 1's & 2's on the very) and they are the many unfortunately due to their large population 

10 over 10 shikena!

Toaskarity:
and as for u shesi and co, i decides to ignore u guys cos it seems u dont know the root of the whole thing!

somebody help me laugh hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!

^^^ your papa, your moda and your papa again for tht comment, all u people know is GHANA GHANA GHANA, why don't y'all talk abt the other African reps
this shows how y'all hate Ghanaians, inferiority complex my nyansh.

10 over 10 shikena   

this comment shows how dumb u are

Princek12:
Everyone and their mama knows that the average Ghanaian is black like charcoal

charcoal! and what are u? as white as snow huh!

folahann:
Ghanaians can start jubilating now, it's a good day fo you.

, u people just can't leave Ghana out, can u , most Ghanaians don't even know abt the on going under 17 tournament.
whew! SMH! ((thinking)) >>> "most Nigerians"

^^ o.k.

DrummaBoy:
The FG plans to evacuate Nigerians from London due to rioting.
Nigerians in London: No thanks, we prefer the riot.

classic!

[quote author=Negro_Ntns link=topic=731748.msg8889278#msg8889278 date=1312911054]Citizens need to be evacuated away from Nigeria into the London riots![/quote]executive!!!!

citizenY:
Look, Ramadan dey hammer me, how i go take laugh now, ehhn, its not fair oh

whew! tell me 'bout it


if this were true, the FG wud be considered black demons by the Nigerians out there evacuate who for whia?
lmao & rolling on the floor! ---->>>>>

Nayah:
Otumfour you're always around when it comes to Ghana right?  

nayah baby! am a Ghanaian thus, when I see Ghana pop up on the front page, I gots to peep u digg  ! u'll do same if Cameroun kept popping up everywhere on nairaland  baby.
hope u gud tho gurl?

[quote author=alj_harem link=topic=728064.msg8885789#msg8885789 date=1312886640]chalie

maakye [/quote]hey, alj_harem! y33 nua! (greetings), how far naa? , ur twi no be bad at all ma brotha, safe mahn!

londoner:
You are always here the minute one of these threads starts. I bet you were here too, since page one under one of your other user names.

@ bold part

londoner! hope all is well wit u and ur GH. man

wow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! greetingz to all of 'em 3 (shesi,jtor & nyameke) Ghanaians, y'all held it down well against the million nigerians on this thread mayne!!!!!!! its bn a minute since a dude posted on this b!tch

typical case of the movie 300

Samsung to make the 3RD Nexus device- the Nexus Prime with 1280x720 Super Amoled Plus Display- sweeeet
Ice-cream sandwich! Here we come.