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PoliticsRe: Seun-Kuti: Remove My Grandma's-face From N5000 Note by oubi: 4:22pm On Aug 28, 2012
Those of Ʊ that think seun kuti should ђa√ع no right as to what naija does with grand ma'§ picture are bunch of fools..

One day na una papa face go Ɗƺƴ toilet paper weh I go use clean a55...
Christianity EtcRe: Your Thoughts On This Sticker Of Bishop Oyedepo? Blasphemy by oubi: 2:49pm On Aug 28, 2012
The MODs that put dis on the front page are really MOSQUE-e-tos
Nairaland GeneralRe: Please Disregard The SMS About 08061197911 (Another Rumour) by oubi: 1:04pm On Aug 28, 2012
Yoruba man!!!! Wetin we do una...must Ʊ fear every single sentence
Jokes EtcRe: Try This But Don't Crack Ur Cranium by oubi(op): 6:49am On Aug 23, 2012
1supremo: Meat
Nawah Ʊ φђ!Ʊ foя even pretend say Ʊ think small...
Dats correct sha.. I am going to reinforce...
Jokes EtcRe: Try This But Don't Crack Ur Cranium by oubi(op): 2:02am On Aug 23, 2012
Another 1:
These are the details of mr jack:
Height-5ft 5inch
Waist -55inch
Shoulder-25inch.
He is a single man and works in an abattoir. What does he weigh??
Jokes EtcRe: Try This But Don't Crack Ur Cranium by oubi(op): 1:45am On Aug 23, 2012
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JOHN IS PETTER'S SON

I can't jst give-in cos sm pple were'nt sure of wht Ɗƺƴ said
Jokes EtcRe: Try This But Don't Crack Ur Cranium by oubi(op): 1:27am On Aug 23, 2012
If john's father is peter's father's only son.. Who is john to peter

the more Ʊ resite it, d more Ʊ get confused
If Ʊ don't resite it, Ʊ'll get lost....
Put on ūя̲̅ thinking cap aπd break branches on d family tree.. Probably, Ʊ might pluk the answer
grin grin cos There is only one posible ans to this... smiley.
Jokes EtcRe: Try This But Don't Crack Ur Cranium by oubi(op): 12:58am On Aug 23, 2012
1supremo: Do you mean Peter's? The answer to that question gives the answer.
Suer I do. Its peter's
Jokes EtcRe: Try This But Don't Crack Ur Cranium by oubi(op): 11:15pm On Aug 22, 2012
Ʊ guys are trying but bt mayb ūя̲̅ cranium needs a little crack grin grin grin

The answer is still yet to come....
CrimeRe: How We Killed Cynthia Osukogu — Suspects (Pix) by oubi: 7:55pm On Aug 22, 2012
My own b say mk police no involve innocent boys φђ

I will reserve ma coment cos d confession get as e sound. Pehaps, I do nt know d real gist.
Jokes EtcRe: Try This But Don't Crack Ur Cranium by oubi(op): 6:54pm On Aug 22, 2012
Gerardcole: From your post, we can gather that "PETER" is a "SHE". But nothing was said about John.

Hence John is either Peter's Nephew or Niece. Simple
I neva said any tin abt a she aπd besides dos a girl bear peter grin
Jokes EtcTry This But Don't Crack Ur Cranium by oubi(op): 6:02pm On Aug 22, 2012
If john's father is peters father's only son.. Who is john to peter?

Nobody can get dis.. cos d more Ʊ resite it.. d mor Ʊ get confused cheesy cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: Exciting Job Opportunity In an Oil And Gas Company by oubi: 11:07pm On Aug 21, 2012
Ʊ neva even see d job bt Ʊ don kno d requirements.. grin


Well... I ws jst passing......
Jokes EtcRe: Locked Car And Age Riddles: Can You Solve It? by oubi: 7:44pm On Aug 17, 2012
@ op abeg I fit drop mi own riddle?
Jokes EtcRe: Locked Car And Age Riddles: Can You Solve It? by oubi: 7:38pm On Aug 17, 2012
With d way pple Ɗƺƴ take ans riddles tire me φђ!
D answers Ɗƺƴ even cause provocation.if I b police eh! lipsrsealed
TV/MoviesRe: Gulder Ultimate Search 9 by oubi: 2:09pm On Aug 15, 2012
tellwsdom: I should apply? huh
Should I apply? No Ɗƺƴ speak rubbish!
CelebritiesRe: Will You Join Illuminati If You Were Offered $15 Million by oubi: 3:55pm On Aug 14, 2012
All of una Ɗƺƴ talk, islam even worse pass illuminati
Well as for me , I accept an individual who is of d illuminati sect for these reasons:
**D muslims encourage violence aπd whn I say violence, I mean mass killing. Bt even if at all the illumitati kills, Ɗƺƴ do so to their victims. A hausa illuminati man wunt b asked to go aπd kill an ibo man foя nothing.
**the muslims don't believe in fair treatment of women aπd dat is why the women walk arnd totally covered wif heat causing material al in d name of religion. Bt if at all d illuminati segregates women, well I don't tink I av heard aπd seen any.
**hw will a full grown man take a girl of 10-13 yrs aπd call her wife.GUSH! Ђφw will she even manage d home..dats islam foя Ʊ.d illuminaty might engage in child molestation which sounds more matured.my family wuld even accept dat I molested a small girl dan me presenting a 16 year old girl as a wife.
**most of Ʊ castigate d illuminaty cos they take ūя̲̅ soul an give Ʊ fame aπd wealth not knowing dat sm pple sacrifice their soul aπd those of others jst for 7 virgins

Dis are my points... Let's hear yours
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Jokes EtcRe: RAMATU series parts 1 to 43...merry xmas by oubi: 7:34am On Aug 14, 2012
@OP if dis is wht pple needed to write for d world to hear their name den mayb by №ω, ma name shuld b flying in d galaxy.dis is surpose to b a joke aπd not cartoon stuff... I jst read d 1st 3 episods aπd I culdnt immagine d rubbish Ʊ were compounding...Ʊ dug a hole beneath d ground aπd a chair dat had hole thru it ws placed on d partly covered hole and afta takin 50pks of viagra, ūя̲̅ di*k started crawling like snake.. OP Ʊ r high on kai-kai go sleep.!
Jokes EtcRe: Would Boko Haram Have Won Medal At The Olymics by oubi: 7:12am On Aug 14, 2012
@OP, Ʊ r such a naughty nonentity...ђφw culd Ʊ immagine terorism as a game ђφw do Ʊ measure d dammage,ђφw wuld Ʊ check points ђφw wuld d plot start ђφw.... Ђφw... inshot I don't even kno ђφw to tink it.mayb whn nxt Ʊ com arnd, Ʊ ask "if election ws part of olympic games wuld naija win a medal..Ʊ try φђ!
Jokes EtcRe: Would Boko Haram Have Won Medal At The Olymics by oubi: 7:10am On Aug 14, 2012
@OP, Ʊ r such a naughty nonentity...ђφw culd Ʊ immagine terorism as a game ђφw do Ʊ measure d dammage,ђφw wuld Ʊ check points ђφw wuld d plot start ђφw.... Ђφw... inshot I don't even kno ђφw to tink it...Ʊ try φђ!
Jokes EtcRe: "Made In Naija Ingrish", Add Yours! by oubi: 6:54am On Aug 14, 2012
Na yoruba pple Ɗƺƴ corupt our english majorly.. Dis r d ones I got from em.
**Sufferness
**Are wah you" instead of "how are Ʊ
**Shebi Ʊ wee come.. grin
**Ʊ ar well seated φђ.(As in Greeting) grin grin
**Ʊ wee b going to church..(See stretchin of statemnt mk e turn to question) shocked grin
**ah! Is no good φђ grin
*more is comming... grin
SportsRe: USA Vs Japan : Olympic Women's Football Final (2 - 1) On August 2012 by oubi: 1:08pm On Aug 09, 2012
Pls who knows the time for the 200m final
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Christianity EtcRe: The Difference Between 'spirit' And 'soul' by oubi: 3:05pm On Aug 07, 2012
Can't all of Ʊ jst read aπd listen to d baseless rubbish Ʊ ar writing... If Ʊ don't com to terms with what nija80 aπd d likes of him explained den I don't tink Ʊ can get a better explanation. Or beta still, explain ūя̲̅ rubbish wit bible verses aπd let's see ђφw well Ʊ can straighten d line
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SportsProblem Hidden In Our Pride(giant Of Africa) by oubi(op): 1:12am On Aug 04, 2012
I ђa√ع followed d olympic games closely and I discovered that countries in africa(naija in focus) participate in few games as if there is a sort of barn or restriction towards them. Why then do we feel bad when Ɗƺƴ racially discriminate us or treat us as inferior when we ђa√ع already marginalised our self. aπd its not as if we are not good with the few representatives that we ђa√ع. (Abeg let's surport our representatives aπd accept whicheva result they come home with cos its not really easy amidst d shabby training they received )
I don't know if our major problem is inferiority complex, Bad governance or both. But I am sure we ђa√ع a real problem hidden in our pride(GIANT OF AFRICA)
PoliticsRe: Happy 60th Birthday To Namadi Sambo by oubi: 2:01pm On Aug 02, 2012
Wetin concern me... Mtcheeew. Abeg mk I go enrol for barak obama high sch jor
HealthRe: Woman Delivers Monkey-Like Baby In Otukpo by oubi: 1:48pm On Aug 02, 2012
We thanked the woman for adding 9 to our population.. smiley
And now she wants to add to the animal kingdom.. shocked shocked
PhonesDisadvantages Of A BB Phone by oubi(op): 10:32am On Aug 02, 2012
I ђa√ع always been a nokia fan bt the noise from BB users made me feel like I was worse than a third world country, so I had to hustle ma self a BB. This is what I see..ђφw can Ʊ explain a phone so fragile aπd frail that has only BBM as a unique function,Does not ђa√ع battery life, low in application acceptance,inability to edit pictures aπd dialled calls,close-to-Useless without subscription, has no second hand value etc.. I jst feel dat BB phone is worse than a nokia java phone.what are your views..?

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