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Are Ʊ a learner....

If Ʊ starch ūя̲̅ cloths, it makes Ʊ look like Ʊ ђa√ع neva drank garri b4 .

C O N D O M 5.

SlyIg: Busy drinking garri on American thread. Im interested o. I love love using sugar and salt + groundnut to drink mine. Remain small ijebu for me abeg.

Mehn! Dis tin don Ɗƺƴ hungary me real life..

*goes to d fridge to check if there is cold water*
B4 going to aboki to pick d ingridents...

Na wa for d OP φђ! How can I follow no 6 ( always be your self) whn I need to adopt all d rules to mk a positive/lasting first impreshn. If I had all of d rules, y wuld I want to learn..

I don't know if Ʊ r geting me..

cyril83: This is d right time to bid diz site farewell

Ar Ʊ a learner..?

My bold 4 battery evaporates like gas..

I'm planing on buying a mobile generator.

idowuswap: Igbos with dirty mind.well we all know that robbery is a proffessional buziness 4 igbos.why are they using thier poverty life 2 affect other.sincere nigerian.if they can not work then they should go and jump inside ATLANTIC ocean.useless peeps.thieffffffffff

Hahahahaha

R Ʊ catholic?

Baal worship...

12 inches!:
Well it's wat it is. The U.S media. But I bliv Nigerians shud be more concerned about local and national politics and policies than whether obama is president or not. Anyway what we have in Nigeria as election is a sham. Time to see how it's done in saner climes.

Dis is wht Ʊ get whn u live only In ūя̲̅ own local world.

To Ʊ, dis is d only election conducted right by d americans.. SMH

سحيميظل: Remind me again why me or nigerians or any other country for that matter gives a......about the voting in the US?
Did americans follow ours in '09? I bet you, 89% of americans can't point where nigeria is on a map, just like how a guy said hers not too long ago, his co-worker taught nigeria is in brasil!?

Abeg, guy, knack your head for wall..

Boko haram has spoken primitivelly

Ifiriority complex at its peak

vickdolly: grab this opportunity now

OP Do Ʊ know Ʊ can also buy a car for 30k. Jst contact me.

So. Much. Curses. Like. Cusmic. Forces.




OP is already dead aπd buried.

Spicylady: do u mean dt i will have to look for where i wl do my PA? If it is, i ve places i can do it in d west.
We adapt to environment differently. I would appreciate if u can gimme more info abt d redeployment

Redeployment is stress!
Bt if Ʊ can bear it , no wahala
Whn Ʊ get ūя̲̅ redep leter, Ʊ r given a max of 10days to report to d new state.
D new state takes like 3-4weks b4 posting Ʊ to ppa
During dis point, Ʊ don't get paid by d FG cos ūя̲̅ papers r still being processed
If Ʊ were nt able to find a PPa for ūя̲̅ self, Ʊ run d risk of being posted to interior village
Ʊ wunt b paid on monthly basis by FG . Ɗƺƴ will pay Ʊ in bulk afta 4-6 monts. aπd in most cases, 1month'§ paymnt is deducted.
At d end, Ʊ stand d risk of coming bak to ZM or going to abuja. Or any state (as d case may b) to collect ūя̲̅ certificate.

Any tin Ʊ don't undastand Ʊ ask me.

buccunmie: [color=#006600][/color]
Pls is dia tsafe straight frm abuja? Pls reply as soon a possible.

Tsafe is a local govt by d road side whn going to gusau d state capital so its esay foя d driver to drop Ʊ b4 goin to gusau

ALL OF Ʊ COMING 4RM D EAST aπd WEST, MAKE. SURE. YOU LEAVE ON MONDAY SO Ʊ'LL GET THERE BY TUESDAY.

D BUSES ЂA√ع THEIR PARKS AT ABA, ONITSHA, ENUGU ( dats for d east)

D BUSES DAT PLY ZM ROUT ARE. EZENWATA, THE YOUNG, GOLD

THEIR DEPARTURE TIME IS.BTWN. 1:00PM- 3:00PM. Dat means Ʊ ђa√ع to b at d park on time so as to buy ticket aπd get a seat.

adezzy01: pls i'm also postd2ZM JUST want2knw hw many hrs2ZM&hw2get der, also d best time2go mayb mornin/nite thx4ur reply.

Follow my post..cos I am hear to ans all ūя̲̅ questions.

Going to ZM depends on whr Ʊ r comin from bt where eva it is Ʊ r comin from, just go to d park aπd seek for luxury plying thru to sokoto.

Ridwan123: Which telephone netwrk is the best for browsing in tsafe camp

Airtel, glo, MTN(bt fluctuates)
BTW, activities too much φђ......
Ʊ will barely rember to call ūя̲̅ family members..

Spicylady: pls like hw many month? And were some pple redeployed immediately?

I will always advice pple to forget abt redeploying if Ɗƺƴ don't ђa√ع a job waiting foя em.(Whn I say a JOB I mean a job weh dem don work down keep for Ʊ)

D stress asociated with redeployin is worse dan hell.
If Ʊ need detalis I'll tell Ʊ..

fizzle344: Zamfara. Hmmm. Memories. I served in Zamfara last year. Batch B,I spent some months before I redeployed. Tsafe camp was fun and I rocked the camp. I won MR Macho. Have fun guys

I also served last year aπd finished dis year

Hello my new bor zamfara corpers congrats. I ws in shambles whn I saw my name on d list wif zamfara state by d side, I did not believe it ws my name I had to look at it ova aπd ova again (d thot on my mind ws God why? )

I got to d camp I enjoyed every bit of d activity I didn't even rember dat another world existed outside tsafe camp. I ђa√ع not been to any other camp xcept cubua(abuja) bt I tink is not any close to tsafe(zamfara)camp.tsafe camp beat my xpectation. If I am chanced to serve again... TSAFE ALL D WAY.


Now to get to d camp, don't cut d journey to avoid stress. Just bored any luxury dat its final destination is sokoto. Ɗƺƴ drop pasengers as Ɗƺƴ get to each state (lokoja,abuja,zuba,kaduna,zaria,zamfara,sokoto) d conductor will always alert d pasenger if Ɗƺƴ get to any of d states cos Ɗƺƴ r aware dat pasengers r bound to sleep off. aπd now xpecially, Ɗƺƴ know dat corpers r traveling to their various camps so Ɗƺƴ don't forget to drop corpers wher it is convinient foя dem.

Don't try d risk of cutting ūя̲̅ journey to kaduna and den to whereeva else it culd be risky aπd stressing.

naturalwaves: Any woman that doesn't know this in not worth being a mother. Who on earth will ask a woman not to bre.ast feed her baby? Like you said, the key thing is decency but most of them don't know this.

Spot on to all dis stack illitrate comenters.

I am outa here. I don't argue/canvass wif illitrates cos Ɗƺƴ can't add to me

ignis: How did you see it? That means you were not concentrating on the sermon.

So ūя̲̅ own way of concentratin is by turning ūя̲̅ senses off. Hypocrate!

Common sense is not common my dear poster.
At first whn I read ūя̲̅ post, I ws like y do Ʊ need pples openion whn every body wuld ђa√ع thot d same way Ʊ did.to my greatest suprise, almost every coment castigated ūя̲̅ action. now I ђa√ع got to understand dat most pple r low in IQ. QED.

I think dis thread is making it to d front page cos most pple lack brains aπd ability to answer simple question aπd thereby needs compitent hands to help.

Most of Ʊ here by ūя̲̅ coment r not different from d regular comic akpos. Whn asked 5x + 5= 20. Find x. And he directly points to x.

guy1234: No mind most of these guys here jare.My case was more complicated than yours.I laminated mine after the D.G signed on it for redeployment.On getting to camp,I was directed to the state co-ordinator who was going to sign on my call-up,for admitting me into his state.He just had to staple a paper on my laminated call up to append his signature.moral of the story,don't rush into a rash decision(unlaminating e.t.c)when u get there u'll know what to do.Goodluck bro.

Hmmm... Mayb Ʊ skiped d part dat d state cod. Applauded ūя̲̅ effort for laminatein ūя̲̅ call-up aπd giving him xtra work to do.

Mintayo: Pls am been posted to enugu state; pls is it right 2 go to camp on monday!
The camp opens on tuesday but i want to leave on monday due 2d fact dt am comin 4m Oyo state!
Will i b allowed in on monday Thanks

If Ʊ get to d ort. Camp on monday Ʊ'll see ūя̲̅ fellow otondos. Its fun sha.

Built one for a friend abt 2 yrs ago
Location:along ajaokuta itobe road
Contact me if Ʊ r serious xpressursellf@yahoo.com

Czar-Chris:
@op, you are stack raving mad to come here to insult and call fat people lazy, slow and pitiful. Lazy? Nigga you serious? I run approximately 4KM every 2days, I don't eat much, I only eat what I cook, I hate eating out. Still am chubby and I weigh a proud 97kg on a 6ft1" height. I can tell you, you malnurished, anorexic dumbazz punk. That i will total dust you in a any race. As for the ladies, i get anyone I fancy despite my chubby pot belly. So poster and other malnurished mor0ns coming here to insult fat dudes, add some flesh and go get a life.

Too much of every tin is bad.. Ʊ added too much flesh ment for slim pple. Dats greed Ʊ know.

HayZee-06:
I dnt tink OP refer refer 2 u in any way

aπd I don't tink d comenter refered to Ʊ as well.. Butt pleaser

Walexz02: C me c wahala o... Wetin bring dt ur stu.pid question here

Y is ūя̲̅ mind nt positive..
Pehaps guilty conscience