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Crime / Re: Customs Seizes 2,430 Bags Of Rice In Owerri by oubi: 1:25pm On Oct 29, 2018
ATIKU IS CORRUPT

BUHARI IS FIGHTING CORRUPTION
BUT ATIKU IS WALKING FREELY

WHO IS FOOLING WHO

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Celebrities / Re: Linda Ikeji Celebrates 38th Birthday, Shares Huge Testimony by oubi: 6:57am On Sep 19, 2018
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Politics / Re: Saraki Leads Senators To Ekweremadu’s Home by oubi: 4:03pm On Jul 24, 2018
Saraki the game master

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Sports / Re: Ronaldo-Messi Fight Ends Russian Couple’s Marriage In Divorce by oubi: 10:51am On Jul 03, 2018
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Celebrities / Re: Morakinyo Ninalowo: Bolanle Ninalowo's Son's 10th Birthday (Photo) by oubi: 2:25pm On Jul 02, 2018
Na so

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Autos / Help: Brake Assist, Visit Workshop by oubi: 10:46am On Jun 30, 2018
My car is Mercedes Benz c180 and it is displaying a warning on the dashboard and it says "brake assist visit workshop"

I have changed all the brake pads and it has not rectified

Pls how can I locate where the break assist is
Politics / Re: How Obasanjo, Nuhu Ribadu, Ezekwesili Destroyed Nigeria’s Democracy – Tony Momoh by oubi: 6:38pm On May 29, 2018
Make I chop my food jor

Celebrities / Re: Dice Ailes Buys House In Lagos And A New Car by oubi: 6:36pm On May 29, 2018
Let's celebrate

Politics / Re: President M. Buhari Democracy Day Speech (life Update) by oubi: 7:01am On May 29, 2018
E no concern me

Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dikeh Celebrates Children’s Day With Her Son, King Andre (Photos) by oubi: 9:42am On May 27, 2018
Wetin concern me....hunger de wire me first

Literature / Re: Five Novels By Nigerian Authors You Should Read by oubi: 7:10am On Mar 13, 2018
Nigerians and hypocrisy

You are complaining that youths don't read but you are looking for free download

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Literature / Re: Name Your Top 5 Novels Of All Time You Would Like Your Friends To Read. by oubi: 7:12am On Jan 23, 2018
THINGS FALL APART

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Business / Re: Nigerian Court Awards $10 Million Damages Against Shoprite For Contract Breach by oubi: 7:44am On Jan 16, 2018
Nigeria can be annoying.. Those in power enforce all the known and unknown laws just to estort money and frustrate foreign investors..

WE tried it with MTN, we've succeeded in chasing Etisalat away..
It's now shoprite

You keep Collecting taxes from these companies but provide nothing in return for them.. They provide their own power 247,security, water, road,.



.... . Are we cursed? ?

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Education / Re: Four Final Year FUTO Students Design A Campus Surveillance Drone (video) by oubi: 8:30am On Jan 06, 2018
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Religion / Re: Video Of "Strange Ghost" At Entrance Of Synagogue Church Sent To TB Joshua by oubi: 8:53pm On Jan 05, 2018
More schools less educated

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Romance / Reply To : Childish Ways Most Guys Behave That Has Got To Stop by oubi: 1:12am On Jan 03, 2018
1. they become your enemy when you reject their advances and you suddenly become ugly, some take it as far as harassing and raining obscenities on you.

Reply: 98% of ladies creat a barrier in their first meeting with a guy expecting the guy to break thru d barriers before she becomes friendly and it's more insulting for a girl below his status to be giving him unnecessary attitude when in the actual sense the guy was just trying to be nice and friendly.

2. They get intimidated and insecure when you make more money than them, but treat you like a dependent gold digger if you make less or nothing at all.

Reply: I'm sure you missed your point here. Are you talking about making more money as a lady or spending more money? Why don't you try spending more money and lets see the guy that would get intimidated.

3. B!tch whenever they spend peanuts on you, and act like they're doing you a favour, you're the one who flaunted your money and offered to spend it on me, should I pay for a date you asked me on? Those who would say my dad doesn't own a rangerover so I shouldn't want a guy who owns one, I'm trying to live more comfortable than my dad, it'll be foolish to seek such lifestyle with a man who's lesser than my dad, common sense.

Reply: if I should ask for a date with you in front of your department, you wouldn't honour it as quickly as you would if it were to be a fast food joint or even obudu cattle ranch. Besides, if that amount you call peanut was actually peanut, you would have afforded it yourself. Most ladies don't even have t-fair to get to the date venue.. Lolz

4. They always ask for your number after every conversation, even harmless ones that has casual written all over it, so they can pester your life.

Reply : You are just being difficult if you see this as a big deal. What happens to keeping in touch if I see you as a potential friend. Except if you feel that ladies have nothing to offer aside se'x,love and relationships.

5. Expect you to always reciprocate their advances or end up coercing and pestering you until you agree, because you asked me out I should just say yes, I might be into someone else, I might be in a relationship, I might not be ready for a relationship, or I simply don't like you, my feeling doesn't have a switch that I can turn it on or off whenever I want.

Reply :ladies have the thoughts that "easy" means "falling cheaply" so they decide to always play hard to get even to a guy they approached first. Hence guys have decided to play by their rules and in most cases, it has always worked out fine in the end.

6. They're always nice for a reason, even when they don't ask for payback outrightly, they'll sure ask for it later on.

Reply : That is because the ladies have turned "being nice" to a one-sided thing(guys thing) . If a lady celebrates her birthday and expect me to buy her gifts it wouldn't be bad if she buys me a gift also on my birthday but No.... Instead she would expect me to take her out.

7. They mistake every gesture as a greenlight, you smile that's a greenlight, you wave its a greenlight, you reply messages its a greenlight, you don't, you're a proud mannerless snub

Reply : Your last line is exactly what most ladies do in their first meeting with a guy. They build a barrier expecting the guy to break it before they get even. So why would I not think that your smile is a green light to my success on the barrier breaking task.

8. Give them a mile, they take two, visit them at home, its a go ahead to take it to second base, resist, and you might end up getting raped.

Reply : I don't understand the getting raped aspect, besides, I don't expect you to come to my house with pants down and legs wide open(if ladies do it, Guyz will be happy and it will save us some stress) . However, most ladies always want to make It seem like the guy forced his way thru. Guys understand that, so they just play to the script

9. Lie amongst themselves that they've dated and even slept with you just to feel fly as they get cheers

Replt: I don't know about the guys you've met but I can't phantom which class of guys does that.. Obviously the less mature ones. Besides, what didn't happen, didn't happen. Even if a guy lies for Africa I don't think it should bother you..

10. Assume you're sleeping around as long as it aint them you're sleeping with

Reply: you can still be sleeping around without sleeping with me. Besides how did you come up with such assumption conclusion if their isn't some element of truth.

11. Take back everything they got you when it was all lovey dovey when things go wrong

Reply : initially you called it peanut spending. If you could afford things by yourself rather then the parasitic friendship we have around, I'm not sure a guy would collect back the things you bought by yourself. Besides, while it was lovely dovey and the guy was buying you things out of love then all of a sudden, you realise U've gotten enough and it's time to move on to the next guy.. Haba.. Who wrote the script... Lolz

12. Get on their bad side and things you did in private is online for everyone, anything just to slut shame you, some even go as far as blackmail, how lowly.

Reply: it depends on the bad side U've gotten on but trust me, ladies can be very wicked and heartless and I can tell for sure that the punishment they get from Guyz sometimes are not even upto half the wickedness they've shown.

14. kiss and tell

Reply : most guys don't gossip the way ladies do. We just bursh through ladies gist and off we are gone.

15. seeing girls as intimacy gadgets

Reply: check your points no 2, 3 4, 6,11. If you can balance all these things and probably have something to bring to the table as a lady then Mayb Guyz would stop seeing ladies as intimacy gadgets.

16. Using marriage promises to keep her inline, if you know you have no intention of putting the ring(branded handcuff) on it, let her go without wasting her time, its not an achievement or a do or die affair.

Reply: it is the ladies view /definition of marriage that keeps her in a relationship that has no marriage prospect. She is not under detention

17. One lover at a time please, have conscience or grow one.

Reply : If only the ladies would keep to this.. Most ladies have 1.financial boyfriend. 2.Love boyfriend, 3.Recharge card boyfriend. 4.Se'x boyfriend, etc. Now tell me, who is supposed to have conscience or grow one

18. Don't classify all girls as slayqueens, I doubt you even know what it means

Reply : I'm not sure that it's the Guys that invented that name. But how can a lady possess all the aforementioned and still not be slaying.. .


My 2018 new year resolution is to begin to mingle with rich ladies or rich men daughters, I can tolerate their snubbing attitude /excesses .. I'm done with slay hustlers.
It's not a taboo if my girlfriend buys me a range rover sports as birthday gift.

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Religion / Re: 2018 Prophecies By Rev. Charles Adebola by oubi: 3:28pm On Jan 01, 2018
This is what prophecies should look like....
Detailed and sometimes almost impossible so that when you fail, we'll kno that U've failed woefully

https://www.nairaland.com/4248941/see-certain-man-god-saw

Religion / Re: Chidi Okoroafor, Assemblies Of God Church General Superintendent New Year Wishes by oubi: 12:13pm On Jan 01, 2018
This is what I expect from all these men of G

Well detailed prophecies and sometimes almost impossible

https://www.nairaland.com/4248941/see-certain-man-god-saw

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Religion / Re: D.K. Olukoya's 2018 Prophecies And The Way Out by oubi: 12:06pm On Jan 01, 2018
This is what prophecies should look

Well detailed and sometimes almost impossible

https://www.nairaland.com/4248941/see-certain-man-god-saw

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Nairaland / General / Re: 5 New Year Resolutions You Can Easily Keep by oubi: 11:58am On Jan 01, 2018
This is what prophecies should look like,

Well detailed : https://www.nairaland.com/4248941/see-certain-man-god-saw

And something almost impossible

Religion / Re: 2018: MFM Founder, Olukoya Reveals What God Told Him About Rebellious Leaders by oubi: 11:57am On Jan 01, 2018
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Religion / Re: Pastor E.A Adeboye's Prophecies For 2018 by oubi: 8:29am On Jan 01, 2018
Read his exact words and how it is to happen..

https://www.nairaland.com/4248941/see-certain-man-god-saw

This is how prophecies are supposed to be said

Religion / Re: See Who A Certain Man Of God Saw Will Become The President In 2019 by oubi: 7:29am On Dec 23, 2017
Any candidate from any where will beat buhari. Pple just want an end to this hardship. Even if that would be a beginning of another hardship
Religion / See Who A Certain Man Of God Saw Will Become The President In 2019 by oubi: 12:27am On Dec 23, 2017
I'm not much of a fan of MOGs and their prophecy, healing and vision brouhaha because in the real sense of it, such gifts does not have anything to do with spirituality or religion. Gifts of such are thesame as gifts of singing, drawing, writing etc but we Africans link our gifts of prophecy, healing and vision to spirituality.

What captivated my interest in this his post was what the politician in question said of recent. “EFCC Is Chasing Shadows, Only God Can Decide 2019” – David Mark

Whereas the MOG made the prophecy around Sep 2016

This was his post on his vision about 2019 presidency. I quote:

"I was in a revelation and I saw the youths of Idoma land moving towards David Mark's mansion and they were chanting his name, he was inside his sitting room with Well wishers and they were watching the TV screen following the presidential results. Just about two states to go and there was celebration going on already.

While I was still trying to understand what was going on, an angel said to me look above his Head, and when I looked, I saw written bold and clear in blue colour "THIS WILL HAPPEN IN 2019"

What can i say.. LETS KEEP WATCHING AND SEE HOW THIS PLAYS OUT

Literature / Re: Google: Why We Honoured Chinua Achebe by oubi: 3:54pm On Nov 16, 2017
And someone is somewhere erecting status of pple with no societal recognition / importance

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Phones / Re: Why Pattern Locks Are Not Secure On Android And The Best Alternatives by oubi: 7:15am On Jul 13, 2017
Op I thot u had smtin better to say....

# copy and paste

In Nigeria we don't even have cameras for serious stuffs.. Let alone to copy sm1s pattern lock.

Na person weh chop belefull de think of other things..
For now, farmine de Naija

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Celebrities / Re: Funke Akindele Replies Fan Who Feels “jenifa” Should Start Speaking Good English by oubi: 8:45am On Jul 05, 2017
Na so.. .

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