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Where the video na?

Ellylace: lolz...niice! Well teaching isn't such an appalling idea for me..Especially cos I'll only end up teaching french or german to kids who dnt have d slightest idea, or @ mst,hav meagre knowledge of wot I'm saying...however,If I end up having an "over sabi" smart mouth (Lord knows I used to be one in my days ) in ma class, I'll bat my lashes and flutter my way out of it..

You know german?
Stalking mode activated.

This is so funny, especially the last one..

How can't you answer a question in social studies?

But before you land this job, you pas through a mountain hill of scammers ba?

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Don't even think about it, even jokingly.. This is a tradition that has been on of thousands of years.

Start by not caling him your boyfriend

Ok from what I gather, he's looking for a lady that's very well mannerd, not an extrovert, cooking, cleaning that kind of thing.
A woman that can keep a home.
Do you go out a lot? Hang out with friends and a lot of guys? If you do, reduce it or stop it. Make him breakfast, dinner. Keep a clean house. Do his laundry, dress well, not slutty..
And see where it goes, meanwhile, try to get it out of him what he wants exactly, don't nagg him, or try to force it out.
Ask him what his tribal women are like, from his respons pick one or two things and work on it.
Best of luck.

ihedioramma: I WILL ASK MY PEOPLE WHAT THEY WANT FROM ME AND DO THAT TO THEM AND MAKE IT A MUST ONE MAN ONE WIFE, STOP BUYING AND SELL OF BABY ,PAY NIGERIANS MONTHLY E.T.C

What join governance with one man one wife?

Chai! 6 months
Obj had 8years
Gudluk has spent like 4years and counting
6months, hmm.. Start right away!
1-since I have 6months subsidy account will be no1 target, drain it slowly make thm no notice.
2-federal reserve. Drain am too
3-sack petroleum minister, appoint myself, increase fuel to #200. Pack the profit
4-just like how obj get ota far, cut land as big as a state and dash myself.. Outrage farms, sounds fantastic
5- form constuction company, allocate contract to bulid 10lane high way from lagos to maiduguri.
6-move capital of nigeria to maiduguri, auction aso rock to me
7- get % from every barrel of oil drilled, and das 20 oil wells to me


Six months is a short time but if I work very hard night and day, I should be able to accomplish the 7-point agenda above.

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@op
What exactly is the problem.. You haven't said anything in your post. The only way we can help is if you tell what exactly the problem is.

Ok o.. Makes me remember one time in secondary school, there were 2 teachers that came for interview, so our class was chosen to carry out the interview, with our commandant and some senior teachers behind, I think it was for geography.. One dude and a lady that looked deeperlifeish.
The guy went first if I can recall correctly, so he was fortunate the wicked students among us had not prepared there was an interlude that's when the boy armed up, naso her turn come reach after yarning all the grammar this boy just fired her one question o!
Omo come see as she dey stutter, after beating around the bush, she finally said she didn't know the answer. I felt really bad for her, still do. It was so embarrasing.
The other guy got the job.

Ok.. Execpt maybe a subject is assigned that is not in your field.. But you can't be an engineering graduate and not able to answer physics, maths, drawing questions.. Haba! That's just a disgrace and waste of time going to uni.

Comon guys, please tell me you all are not serious about this not able to answer a question thingy?
Na secondary school fa! What if u come get uni students?

Fabricated

And how is this news?

Its obvious he wants you to check on him, calling to say hi doesn't make you cheep!
Actually, Not calling makes you look like you don't care about him just what he has to offer.
So call him ASAP not PING!

Se,x education!
Just kidding.. Anything except for biology, english and religion.

ik121: i was referring 2 sandylurv b4 his post came in

I know, was just tryna lighten up the mood.

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Jamebex is now a 'babe'
If se,x change is what una dey do for here, make me pack my slippers run comot o!

Ok..

PSS limited okota?

Tell that to drunken fishermen!
Paid agent!

nicefeeling: I love this house




Safer than never!

Ok, me back.. How yall doin?

Pepping to see if its safe to come back..

Watin siasia ani na keshi and yobo vote?

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Simulated reponse.. Why not respond normally without all this BS.

How can you ask jobless people to pay?

People killing them selves to go jand just to go and be dogs..

As independent on PDP and rogues as a 2 day old baby is indepndent on its mother

Drink 0% alcohol..