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He has got bills to pay.

sonofElElyon:
This is a crime

Of passion

Good one.will they hear I don't think so.

Who the cap fits.congratulations ada Di ora mma.

Chai

This car oozes class.

Drinking garri in a mansion with ac cooling his head.

Wow that lil girl is cute for days.

Better bank alert.

ارقد في سلام

Most likely sportybet.

kingscare1:
If you want to play with me, I will give you daily games 3 ODDS, when you win You send 1K that's all.

When are you dropping the next ones or u have a telegram group?

Collateral damage.

WHY AFRICAN COUPLES ARE NOT ROMANTIC*


-Many marriages are just for sleeping and waking up, raising kids and ageing together till death comes.

-Many couples hardly kiss and they only hug each other when they receive good news.

-The husband only puts food in his wife's mouth only when she is terminally ill and cant feed herself.

-If you see a man opening car door for his wife means the door is faulty.

-The only thing that makes an African man touch his wife's neck is when she complains of fever. He wont touch it again till the next fever.

-The only time he can carry his wife on his arms is when she is in labour.

-If you see them seated outside at night, dont think they are romantic. They are only waiting for the smell of insecticide to vanish.

-Many wives buy gifts for their husbands only when they are hospitalized.

-The only time they race together is when there is danger and everyone is running.

-The only time they go for evening stroll is when they want to go and lay a complain to the parents of the person that beat their child or got their daughter pregnant.

-The only time they bath together is when both are late for work.

-The only time a wife looks closely to her husband's eyes is when he complains of something in his eyes.

-Unfortunately, Africans feel that any romantic man is being controlled by his wife. They will begin to spread bad rumours.

#copied

Marvins009:
You mean Dog?

Yes

Can the goat meat be replaced with 404?asking for a friend.

No comment.

osmobil5:
Jesus....naso I take borrow 1k from MTN?
Who send me to dial this your stupid code?
Op You are a devil.....big devil

Ewww... Jesus oooo

So I don de owe 1k like this now, me wey hate debt

That boy will not make heaven;probably works for mtn.